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(Engadget)   Science gives us a better way to detect bean flickin', chicken chokin', kitten killin'   (engadget.com) divider line
    More: Cool, Gesture, work of a joint team of researchers, Previous research, usual caveat, Modern wearables, Sign language, Hand, Apple Watch use sensors  
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1087 clicks; posted to Geek » on 21 Jul 2020 at 12:01 PM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-07-21 10:19:47 AM  
The FingerTrak has sensors.

The enhanced version, the FingerBangk, has actuators.
 
2020-07-21 10:59:46 AM  
It can tell when you're picking your nose, too
 
2020-07-21 12:10:13 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: It can tell when you're picking your nose, too


And wiping your butt.
 
2020-07-21 12:26:09 PM  
Miss Kittin feat. Golden Boy - Mommy, Can I Go Out And Kill Tonight
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2020-07-21 12:37:55 PM  

lindalouwho: MaudlinMutantMollusk: It can tell when you're picking your nose, too

And wiping your butt.


And scratching that bit of cruddy buildup out of the dimpled scar of your healed-up piercing on your left earlobe.

/ What?
 
2020-07-21 1:27:58 PM  
What about corralling some tadpoles?
Whitewater wristing?
Dishonorable discharge?
Spanking the monkey?
Boppin' the bishop?
Flogging the dolphin?
Squeezing some paint from your tube?
 
2020-07-21 2:01:17 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: What about corralling some tadpoles?
Whitewater wristing?
Dishonorable discharge?
Spanking the monkey?
Boppin' the bishop?
Flogging the dolphin?
Squeezing some paint from your tube?


Smacking little Jimmy behind the ears?
Cuffing the carrot?
Boxing the one-eyed champ?
Badgering the witness?
Burping the worm?
Playing five-on-one?
Polishing the banister?
Celebrating Palm Sunday?
Discovering your own potential?
Strangling the Cyclops?
Holding the sausage hostage?
 
2020-07-21 2:08:09 PM  
Ehhh... just check my browser cache.
 
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