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(The Scottish Sun)   Randy Scots couple caught having pounding alley sex in full view of shocked onlookers in the street. Yes, vigorous thrusting was involved   (thescottishsun.co.uk) divider line
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2020-07-21 8:58:51 AM  
Who is Randy Scots?
 
2020-07-21 9:32:16 AM  
Did they finish with the traditional mutual pint glass to the face?
 
2020-07-21 9:52:37 AM  
I love how the Sun is "so outraged" by this that they have full page of pics plus the video.

The Monkees - Randy Scouse Git
Youtube ejw_LOi-nhk
 
2020-07-21 9:53:41 AM  

phrawgh: Who is Randy Scots?


Whatever Happened To Randolph Scott ~ The Statler Bros.
Youtube I6tF6AT5ZSA
 
2020-07-21 9:54:05 AM  
"Did you use protection?"

"Yeah, we did it in a bus shelter."
 
2020-07-21 9:54:07 AM  

phrawgh: Who is Randy Scots?


Think he was a yankees catcher in the 80s.

Seriously who is really "shocked"  Sex is a natural act.  just wait in line like everyone else!  No pushing.
 
2020-07-21 9:54:58 AM  
the baby LOOKED at you?
 
2020-07-21 9:56:07 AM  
Is that the curb-side service?
 
2020-07-21 9:58:03 AM  

spottymax: phrawgh: Who is Randy Scots?

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/I6tF6AT5​ZSA]


You'd do it for Randolph Scott
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2020-07-21 9:59:16 AM  
In full view of people who peer into dark alleyways at night. MYOB and go home.
 
2020-07-21 10:00:09 AM  

Znuh: "Did you use protection?"

"Yeah, we did it in a bus shelter."


That won't protect them from the wee spooky virus thing.
 
2020-07-21 10:01:28 AM  
People fork. 🙄
Not sure which is worse, that this story was published or that they bothered with pixelation?
Censors****** ********* ***********!
 
2020-07-21 10:01:31 AM  

phrawgh: Who is Randy Scots?


A dogging doggo
 
2020-07-21 10:01:49 AM  
Nicola says TITS
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2020-07-21 10:03:24 AM  
I happened upon a couple doing it in a park in the black of night. What you do is snicker and move on so they can get back at it.
 
2020-07-21 10:04:32 AM  
And the footage caused uproar among locals.

They cheered them on?
 
2020-07-21 10:08:38 AM  
Soooo.. a dude and some dort of sheep?
 
2020-07-21 10:08:57 AM  
Modern mores: See a woman too drunk to consent being raped in an alleyway; film it for social media.
 
2020-07-21 10:09:16 AM  
Randy Scots is the name of my Ozzy Osbourne - Big Country cover band.
 
2020-07-21 10:15:37 AM  
PIZZAMAN - Sex on the streets
Youtube VGRCvyZ630c
 
2020-07-21 10:16:05 AM  

orbister: Modern mores: See a woman too drunk to consent being raped in an alleyway; film it for social media.


Just because a woman has to be drunk to have sex with you doesn't mean the woman in TFA is drunk
 
2020-07-21 10:16:42 AM  

Russ1642: I happened upon a couple doing it in a park in the black of night. What you do is snicker and move on so they can get back at it.


Instead of snickering you should have called that you were next.
 
2020-07-21 10:17:00 AM  
The problem with cell phones, no one can just mind their own business anymore, or if there is a crime, an emergency, or something that requires intervention people just record it.

In swear cell phones with cameras lead to the decline of fun in bars, people besides being in their phones, don't let go as much
 
2020-07-21 10:17:04 AM  
FTFA: Another wrote: "Canny believe the first thing a seen when a woke up rough as hell was a video eh some c**t getting pumped stinking in Dalkeith last night, no the day."

They write like that? That's not a transcription of a quote?
 
2020-07-21 10:17:21 AM  
Why Don't We Do It In The Road? (Anthology 3 Version)
Youtube 5sGwm1hK7RE
 
2020-07-21 10:20:24 AM  

Russ1642: I happened upon a couple doing it in a park in the black of night. What you do is snicker and move on so they can get back at it.


Actually, that should always be taped and posted.
There isn't an expectation of privacy. Maybe, ppl will stop. Or not.
Win win
 
2020-07-21 10:24:33 AM  

WillofJ2: The problem with cell phones, no one can just mind their own business anymore, or if there is a crime, an emergency, or something that requires intervention people just record it.

In swear cell phones with cameras lead to the decline of fun in bars, people besides being in their phones, don't let go as much


You're projecting.  Here, we have video evidence that your viewpoint may not be entirely correct.  Desire + Opportunity = Hummpage.  This has been true from the beginning and will be true forever more.
 
2020-07-21 10:33:09 AM  
Just to translate, waking up with the fear would be waking up with a bad hangover
 
2020-07-21 10:33:45 AM  

Yellow Beard: Russ1642: I happened upon a couple doing it in a park in the black of night. What you do is snicker and move on so they can get back at it.

Instead of snickering you should have called that you were next.


If it's secluded and dark enough to have sex on a park bench, then it's secluded and dark enough to beat the shiat out of somebody without worrying about being heard. So no, we got the fark out of there. Fast.
 
2020-07-21 10:36:18 AM  

WillofJ2: The problem with cell phones, no one can just mind their own business anymore, or if there is a crime, an emergency, or something that requires intervention people just record it.

In swear cell phones with cameras lead to the decline of fun in bars, people besides being in their phones, don't let go as much


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2020-07-21 10:36:21 AM  
Live sex show free of charge. Not sure what the problem is.
 
2020-07-21 10:43:41 AM  
Did anyone else notice that there are too many legs?
 
2020-07-21 10:47:14 AM  
The poor alley now has that "old shag van" smell.
 
2020-07-21 10:48:15 AM  

Russ1642: Yellow Beard: Russ1642: I happened upon a couple doing it in a park in the black of night. What you do is snicker and move on so they can get back at it.

Instead of snickering you should have called that you were next.

If it's secluded and dark enough to have sex on a park bench, then it's secluded and dark enough to beat the shiat out of somebody without worrying about being heard. So no, we got the fark out of there. Fast.


You never know. Maybe she would have agreed. If not, almost no guy is going to want to fight with his pecker flopping about.
 
2020-07-21 10:50:31 AM  

johnny_vegas: orbister: Modern mores: See a woman too drunk to consent being raped in an alleyway; film it for social media.

Just because a woman has to be drunk to have sex with you doesn't mean the woman in TFA is drunk


No, but being Scottish does.
 
2020-07-21 10:50:34 AM  
"That is disgusting! People shouldn't be having sex in public where anyone can see!"
*goes home and watches porn*
 
2020-07-21 10:53:38 AM  

johnny_vegas: orbister: Modern mores: See a woman too drunk to consent being raped in an alleyway; film it for social media.

Just because a woman has to be drunk to have sex with you doesn't mean the woman in TFA is drunk


You see people celebrating rape as no more than an excuse for a cheap shot?
 
2020-07-21 10:55:27 AM  
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And they say romance is dead.
 
2020-07-21 11:00:17 AM  
Pounding Alley Sex sounds painful.

Unless you have a mattress.

/did you see the other video?  where the lady was opening a can of whoop ass on the couple in the bush
 
2020-07-21 11:00:52 AM  

orbister: johnny_vegas: orbister: Modern mores: See a woman too drunk to consent being raped in an alleyway; film it for social media.

Just because a woman has to be drunk to have sex with you doesn't mean the woman in TFA is drunk

You see people celebrating rape as no more than an excuse for a cheap shot?


No I see people making fun of a couple farking in public, and others telling people to mind their own business, and you crying rape (with no justification).

/so I guess my point stands
 
2020-07-21 11:01:14 AM  

orbister: johnny_vegas: orbister: Modern mores: See a woman too drunk to consent being raped in an alleyway; film it for social media.

Just because a woman has to be drunk to have sex with you doesn't mean the woman in TFA is drunk

You see people celebrating rape as no more than an excuse for a cheap shot?


Rape?  You might be correct but there seems to be a lack of supporting evidence.  Sometimes people have sex and both of them are agreeable on the terms even if the deed is done in what most of us would agree is a filthy, unsexy environment.  That filthy, unsexy environment might be their fetish.  I'm not going to try to talk people out of that.
 
2020-07-21 11:06:26 AM  

Yellow Beard: Russ1642: Yellow Beard: Russ1642: I happened upon a couple doing it in a park in the black of night. What you do is snicker and move on so they can get back at it.

Instead of snickering you should have called that you were next.

If it's secluded and dark enough to have sex on a park bench, then it's secluded and dark enough to beat the shiat out of somebody without worrying about being heard. So no, we got the fark out of there. Fast.

You never know. Maybe she would have agreed. If not, almost no guy is going to want to fight with his pecker flopping about.


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2020-07-21 11:13:09 AM  
It was so disgusting they just couldn't stop watching.
 
2020-07-21 11:13:54 AM  
They're good at going up and down in alleys.
 
2020-07-21 11:18:46 AM  

Rip_Rufus: FTFA: Another wrote: "Canny believe the first thing a seen when a woke up rough as hell was a video eh some c**t getting pumped stinking in Dalkeith last night, no the day."

They write like that? That's not a transcription of a quote?


Yeah, they really do:

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2020-07-21 11:22:17 AM  
The kid gawguffing at the end is like nails on a chalkboard. That loud irritating my voice is changing voice is the absolute worst sound.
 
2020-07-21 11:31:08 AM  

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And they say romance is dead.


Nah, but it's been glassed and had its phone nicked.
 
2020-07-21 11:36:36 AM  

johnny_vegas: No I see people making fun of a couple farking in public, and others telling people to mind their own business, and you crying rape (with no justification).


Your enjoyment of the sight and dismissal of any concerns about the woman's well-being show precisely the sort of attitude which encourages rapists like Brock Turner. Luckily in his case the bystanders took action instead of videos.
 
2020-07-21 11:36:56 AM  

stuffy: It was so disgusting they just couldn't stop watching.


Welcome to the human condition. Sums it up nicely, doesn't it?
 
2020-07-21 11:38:47 AM  

johnny_vegas: orbister: Modern mores: See a woman too drunk to consent being raped in an alleyway; film it for social media.

Just because a woman has to be drunk to have sex with you doesn't mean the woman in TFA is drunk


You think sober people have sex in an alleyway on the ground?

/emphasis on the underlined. I can imagine an excited, sober couple with an exhibitionist streak ducking out for a stand-up quickie
//nine times out of ten I'm right...the tenth is usually so wrong it's funny
///I'm guessing this was after some bar hook up, so imagine the dark alleyway ground next to bars
 
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