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2020-07-21 3:39:22 AM  
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2020-07-21 3:45:41 AM  
This does not sound good.
 
2020-07-21 4:56:39 AM  
Zzzzzzz
 
2020-07-21 5:00:40 AM  
Toethumbs
 
2020-07-21 5:45:24 AM  
Eeh, it's a fairly basic rehash of a far better story.

If it ends up streaming for free, I'll watch it while falling asleep.
 
2020-07-21 5:55:47 AM  

puffy999: Toethumbs


An indicator of gonorrhea.
 
2020-07-21 6:12:32 AM  

The Googles Do Nothing: puffy999: Toethumbs

An indicator of gonorrhea.


The Fox focked infected cocks?
 
2020-07-21 6:41:34 AM  

puffy999: The Googles Do Nothing: puffy999: Toethumbs

An indicator of gonorrhea.

The Fox focked infected cocks?


On a tractor.
 
2020-07-21 7:47:48 AM  
Megan Fox plays a mercenary named Samantha O'Hara who battles ruthless kidnappers and an equally dangerous lion after a rescue mission in Africa goes awry.

That sounds just perfectly awful.
 
2020-07-21 8:10:58 AM  

Sorelian's Ghost: Megan Fox plays a mercenary named Samantha O'Hara who battles ruthless kidnappers and an equally dangerous lion after a rescue mission in Africa goes awry.

That sounds just perfectly awful.


I'd watch it, but only if we all agree that the proper pronunciation of awry is awree.
 
2020-07-21 9:33:01 AM  
I liked her in Jennifer's Body, the trailers when it came out really didnt do it justice as it was a fun little horror comedy.
 
2020-07-21 9:51:04 AM  

Sorelian's Ghost: Megan Fox plays a mercenary named Samantha O'Hara with perfectly sculpted eyebrows who battles ruthless kidnappers and an equally dangerous lion after a rescue mission in Africa goes awry.

That sounds just perfectly awful.


Is the lion equally dangerous because it has a gun?
 
2020-07-21 9:55:39 AM  
As a fellow toethumber, we could have made beautiful, podidactyled babies together.  Alas.
 
2020-07-21 10:55:40 AM  
You don't take a fox to a lion fight.
 
2020-07-21 10:59:20 AM  
Of all the cheesy, straight to video movies made this year, that is certainly one of them.
 
2020-07-21 10:59:28 AM  

Redh8t: Eeh, it's a fairly basic rehash of a far better story.

If it ends up streaming for free, I'll watch it while falling asleep.


I'll raise you a, "I'll watch it if I fall asleep on the sofa and it auto-plays."
 
2020-07-21 11:17:57 AM  
"Bassett, whose directing credits include ... Ash vs Evil Dead"

On that basis alone I'm prepared to give this one a chance, even though that's directing and not writing.

The whole thing sounds similar-ish to Extraction (the one with Chris Hemsworth), which I was prepared to be disappointed by, but turned out to be pretty enjoyable.
 
2020-07-21 11:25:34 AM  

Uzzah: As a fellow toethumber, we could have made beautiful, podidactyled babies together.  Alas.


Just one?  My wife has one toethumb and one regular.  She and her family are a bunch of towheads also.
 
2020-07-21 11:26:54 AM  
Megan Fox plays a mercenary...

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2020-07-21 11:37:25 AM  
I may watch this when it goes to Netflix.  If she made a movie and ran around in her underware, well I would fork out for PPV on that one!
 
2020-07-21 12:23:19 PM  
When that comes out on Netflix or Hulu or whatever, I'm so getting drunk on mezcal and watching that.
 
2020-07-21 1:01:10 PM  

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Factsnotfeels • 14 hours ago
She's the worst actress with the worst plastic surgery and she's shot out 3 kids. WTF wants to deal with that train wreck.
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wut
 
2020-07-21 1:08:02 PM  
this so looks like the kind of stuff that could be very bad good.
but then the shot of the CGI lion side ways maul looks too shark movie, like it was trying to be be a bad good, which means it will fail to be the right kind of bad to be good.


Love the dirty face lip gloss look too, as i'd not believe anyone looking like her would get caught out and about without a good lip gloss on hand.
 
2020-07-21 2:06:18 PM  

Sorelian's Ghost: Megan Fox plays a mercenary named Samantha O'Hara who battles ruthless kidnappers and an equally dangerous lion after a rescue mission in Africa goes awry.

That sounds just perfectly awful.


Hollywood producers: "Hey, remember that failure of a t.v. series we pitched during the height of Fraiser/Friends/Cheers and McGyver eras, about a forgotten almost in her 40s-but-still-smokin-hot female mercenary, tasked with fighting a lion?

We originally wanted to cast Markie Post, and then Jennifer Aniston, but since we missed our chance in the early 2000's let's dust off that hot chick from "Transformers," who left Hollywood to raise a family, got a divorce, and now needs the money! She'll do it for pennies if she gets enough press!

And who knows? Maybe there's a chance that Americans will be forced into some weird sort of lockdown, like a quarantine from a pandemic or something?

They'll be in a weird sort of isolation, where not even animated filmmakers have figured out how to work together remotely, so there is no new content on all the really good shows? People will be so starved for new media, we can turn this into the next "Tiger King!"
 
2020-07-21 3:49:21 PM  
She's still alive?  I thought she's been tossed into the Recombine Vat or whatever happens to female actors in Hollywood after they hit Carrousel age.
 
2020-07-21 4:02:17 PM  
I want to see the lion use a gun and throw hand grenades.
 
2020-07-21 4:10:28 PM  
The Transformers and Jennifer's Body star plays a soldier-for-hire
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2020-07-21 5:48:17 PM  
Flying Spaghetti Monster help me, I actually just watched that trailer. What a turd.
 
2020-07-22 12:34:29 PM  
...did she twiddle her thumbs and toes and say " They're coming to take me away, haha "?
 
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