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(The Daily Beast)   Dr. Fauci to throw out first pitch at Nationals season opener, probably a flattened curve   ( divider line
    More: Cool, World Series, T-Mobile, Major League Baseball, Dr. Anthony Fauci, Infectious disease, AT&T, National League, Initial findings  
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2020-07-20 10:10:49 PM  
'Lock him up': Trump greeted with boos at World Series
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2020-07-20 10:24:01 PM  
"Dr. Fauci has been a true champion for our country during the COVID-19 pandemic and throughout his distinguished career, so it is only fitting that we honor him"

2020-07-20 11:26:47 PM  
Watch Fauci throw a spitball.
2020-07-20 11:30:18 PM  
Of course it would be the Walgreens Nationals.
2020-07-20 11:36:23 PM  
There is no upside. You either do it well and no one remembers, or you bork it up and it lives on the internet forever.
2020-07-20 11:37:55 PM  
So he's gonna throw it straight up in the air?
2020-07-20 11:49:24 PM  
It's nice seeing good things happen for Fauci, keep "em coming. Lord knows he's had to trudge through some unnecessary bullsh*t this year.
2020-07-20 11:55:45 PM  
Dr Fauci must think it is safe to play. So, play ball!
2020-07-21 12:13:55 AM  
Yo subby!!
2020-07-21 12:32:23 AM  

foo monkey: [YouTube video: 'Lock him up': Trump greeted with boos at World Series]


A screwball?
2020-07-21 3:23:33 AM  

foo monkey: [YouTube video: 'Lock him up': Trump greeted with boos at World Series]


I'll never get tired of that. a genuine smile, for once, that quickly turns sour as he realizes he's getting hate rather than adoration from the crowd. I'm no lip reader but I'm pretty sure that's a "fark this" he's saying.
2020-07-21 8:23:54 AM  
Dr. Fauci wouldn't need a golf cart to get to the pitcher's mound, let alone blather about the treacherous incline to get up on it either.
2020-07-21 11:00:54 AM  
It would be pretty sick if he threw a 12-6, but a government employee never works hours that long
2020-07-21 12:40:33 PM  
Hope he wears this...

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2020-07-21 12:47:28 PM  
Subby brought the heat with that headline.
2020-07-21 1:02:15 PM  

iamskibibitz: Hope he wears this...

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I hope it's a Nats jersey with either FAUCI 1, or for maximum trolling, BIDEN 46.
2020-07-21 1:26:52 PM  
Dr. Flip Flop going for more publicity? Shocking.
2020-07-21 1:33:10 PM  

Chinesenookiefactory: Dr. Flip Flop going for more publicity? Shocking.

Shouldn't you be somewhere licking boots?
2020-07-21 1:34:08 PM  
I hope he gets a hero's welcome, so we can post back-to-back gifs of that contrasting with the "lock him up" gifs of Trump.
2020-07-21 2:16:37 PM  

Chinesenookiefactory: Dr. Flip Flop going for more publicity? Shocking.

Post a current position that your boy Donald has taken. I'm sure Farkers can come up with video of him saying the exact opposite. Abortion? Yep, he's flipped. Wearing a mask? Flopped. Electoral college? Flippity-flop.​d​ent-trump-flip-flops-made-from-tweets-​2018-12

Except for Putin. He's been pretty consistent about loving Putin.
2020-07-21 10:16:19 PM  
Well done, Subby!!
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