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2020-07-20 10:36:59 PM  
Wait, so Biden was the seekrit Muslin this whole time?
 
2020-07-20 11:31:57 PM  
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I for one am ready for Shania Law!
 
2020-07-20 11:32:29 PM  

austerity101: Wait, so Biden was the seekrit Muslin this whole time?


Democrats are sneaky
 
2020-07-20 11:37:00 PM  
"Sharia Law starts on Saturday" will be the new "Infrastructure Week".
 
2020-07-20 11:43:35 PM  
Wouldn't it be delicious if the Muslim vote pushed Biden over the top?

/Assuming it doesn't spark Civil War 3 (we'll be wrapping up 2 by the election).
 
2020-07-20 11:45:46 PM  

austerity101: Wait, so Biden was the seekrit Muslin this whole time?


Nope, Trump has always been the secret Muslim, he converted superficially in the 1980s to get a better deal on a yacht.

Every accusation is a confession.
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Hunter S Thompson, Generation of Swine
 
2020-07-20 11:45:55 PM  
Biden is a seekrit moose lamb who was educated in a Kenyan madrassa. Take a look at his birth certificate and you'll see!
 
2020-07-20 11:46:11 PM  
Trump loves Muslims so much that he gave free hand-jobs to the Saudi royal families, then sold them weapons.  Beat that...
 
2020-07-20 11:46:31 PM  
Joe Biden spoke to a notable Muslim American advocacy organization on Monday. Upon receiving news of this President Trump has called them "terrorists, murderers, drug lords and a gang that should be deported by ICE" accompanied with a picture of the group to "prove it"

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2020-07-20 11:46:56 PM  

Mooammar Al-Cowddafi: Trump loves Muslims so much that he gave free hand-jobs to the Saudi royal families, then sold them weapons.  Beat that...


Not even with your hand, chief
 
2020-07-20 11:46:56 PM  
Didn't know Biden could pitch a tent at his age.
 
2020-07-20 11:48:03 PM  

nyseattitude: Joe Biden spoke to a notable Muslim American advocacy organization on Monday. Upon receiving news of this President Trump has called them "terrorists, murderers, drug lords and a gang that should be deported by ICE" accompanied with a picture of the group to "prove it"

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That Biden is leading Trump in the pools by such a wide margin is such a head scratcher.
 
2020-07-20 11:48:47 PM  

Skeleton Man: Didn't know Biden could pitch a tent at his age.


He doesnt see his wife naked everywhere on the internet, so hes not sick of her yet.
 
2020-07-20 11:52:38 PM  
There are large numbers of muslim communities in Michigan. This is a good strategy.
 
2020-07-20 11:54:52 PM  
Wow...it's almost as if he treats them as if they're humans...refreshing.
 
2020-07-20 11:55:48 PM  

Weatherkiss: There are large numbers of muslim communities in Michigan. This is a good strategy.


This.

Dearborn. I am not familiar with how that particular community votes, but this outreach is a great move. One, to gain more people and be inclusive, and two, to have more diversity.
 
2020-07-20 11:55:49 PM  
"If I have the honor of being president, I will end the Muslim ban on Day 1. Day 1."

I hope to hell that he undos all of Trump's shiat on Day 1.
 
2020-07-20 11:56:09 PM  
I'd be fine with candidates ignoring any and all religious advocacy groups.
 
2020-07-20 11:56:26 PM  
"I wish, I wish we taught more in our schools about the Islamic faith,"

And there's the talking point that the pundits are going to echo to their dipshiat fundie fans about how Biden's going to make their precious children read the Koran in school.
 
2020-07-20 11:57:43 PM  
"Yondah lies the castle of my faddah."

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//never said that, I know
 
2020-07-21 12:03:04 AM  

Summoner101: Mooammar Al-Cowddafi: Trump loves Muslims so much that he gave free hand-jobs to the Saudi royal families, then sold them weapons.  Beat that...

Not even with your hand, chief


I have hooves.  Good for stomping with...
 
2020-07-21 12:06:29 AM  

maldinero: I'd be fine with candidates ignoring any and all religious advocacy groups.


This.

Please stop legitimising the god-botherers. I don't care if they're the drones of the zombie-Jew who's his own father, or the pedophile warlord.
 
2020-07-21 12:08:27 AM  
It always amazed me that the right in the US paints the various islamic sects (and with a wide brush, too) as being ultra-conservative stone age various adjectives mean words and so on but they're not instabesties over this common ground.

/more mean words, puns. Your mom.
 
2020-07-21 12:12:49 AM  

mrparks: It always amazed me that the right in the US paints the various islamic sects (and with a wide brush, too) as being ultra-conservative stone age various adjectives mean words and so on but they're not instabesties over this common ground.

/more mean words, puns. Your mom.


Why? What is so surprising?

It's tribalism, plain and simple.

If Muslims and Christians ever get over that little hurdle, civilisation is right and proper f*cked.
 
2020-07-21 12:16:43 AM  

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I for one am ready for Shania Law!


That don't impress me much.

/like the fist of angry god
 
2020-07-21 12:18:23 AM  

hotrod2001: "I wish, I wish we taught more in our schools about the Islamic faith,"

And there's the talking point that the pundits are going to echo to their dipshiat fundie fans about how Biden's going to make their precious children read the Koran in school.


laura ingraham tonight. she -played the sound byte and her guest said exactly that.
 
2020-07-21 12:18:35 AM  

etoof: Skeleton Man: Didn't know Biden could pitch a tent at his age.

He doesnt see his wife naked everywhere on the internet, so hes not sick of her yet.


Can we just for a moment be amazed that we've seen the First Lady's tits, and the President is okay with this, but we haven't seen his taxes, and he's fighting like a cornered rabid honey badger to prevent us from seeing them?

JFC, what must those returns show...
 
2020-07-21 12:36:47 AM  

mrparks: It always amazed me that the right in the US paints the various islamic sects (and with a wide brush, too) as being ultra-conservative stone age various adjectives mean words and so on but they're not instabesties over this common ground.


Universal exclusive missionizing tradition sees other universal exclusive missionizing tradition as competition. Film at 11.
 
2020-07-21 12:43:44 AM  

maldinero: I'd be fine with candidates ignoring any and all religious advocacy groups.


That would be difficult to do. A lot of people have come to cherish our fragile (and imperfect) freedom of religion over the years and its a pretty big immigration selling point for America, especially to minority traditions that get stomped on elsewhere. There is a reason that the US population contains about half of all Jewish people in the world. Religious folks think that if their candidate is in office they'll be pretty safe. And its turned out to be largely true. Democratic presidents are good for liberal Christians, Muslims and Jews and others. Republican Presidents are good for reactionary Christians, some Sikhs and Jews too.
 
2020-07-21 1:03:51 AM  

Weatherkiss: There are large numbers of muslim communities in Michigan. This is a good strategy.


BERNIE LOST GET OVER IT
 
2020-07-21 1:10:22 AM  

Weatherkiss: There are large numbers of muslim communities in Michigan. This is a good strategy.


Maybe, I dunno.  I feel like I'm perched on top of a barrier dividing two properties.
 
2020-07-21 5:49:18 AM  
So Biden is embracing Invisible Sky Wizards?  He has now lost the atheists who will gravitate to Kanye.
 
2020-07-21 5:55:48 AM  

The Googles Do Nothing: So Biden is embracing Invisible Sky Wizards?  He has now lost the atheists who will gravitate to Kanye.


Nah, Kanye thinks he is a god.
 
2020-07-21 6:03:14 AM  

Alphax: The Googles Do Nothing: So Biden is embracing Invisible Sky Wizards?  He has now lost the atheists who will gravitate to Kanye.

Nah, Kanye thinks he is a god.


But he's not in the Sky.  So he can be the ruler we need here on Earth.
 
2020-07-21 7:05:52 AM  

Mooammar Al-Cowddafi: Trump loves Muslims so much that he gave free hand-jobs to the Saudi royal families, then sold them weapons.  Beat that...


The Entire Bush Regime.
 
2020-07-21 7:43:07 AM  
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2020-07-21 12:06:29 PM  
Trump must hate sharia law pretty badly, after all in many versions of it people who steal have a hand chopped off.
 
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