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(CNN)   "The 55 most shocking lines from Chris Wallace's interview with Donald Trump". You'd think by now that they'd just save time and list the lines that aren't shocking   (cnn.com) divider line
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2020-07-20 9:42:53 PM  
Get the hook.
 
2020-07-20 10:04:54 PM  
If at this point you're shocked by anything Trump says, I dunno man.  Bless your heart.
 
2020-07-21 12:42:27 AM  

foo monkey: If at this point you're shocked by anything Trump says, I dunno man.  Bless your heart.


I have a hard time imagining him saying something that shocks me.

"Lunch? I just had a salad at my desk. Lots of work to do today."
 
2020-07-21 1:08:20 AM  

foo monkey: If at this point you're shocked by anything Trump says, I dunno man.  Bless your heart.


Well, my heart is blessed, then. Every day, I am shocked anew.
 
2020-07-21 1:09:06 AM  
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Every interview with Trump.
 
2020-07-21 1:09:20 AM  
The most disturbing is his refusal to accept a defeat in the election. We're in for a wild ride.
 
2020-07-21 1:09:30 AM  
Okay, so you're talking about a guy who brags about being able to identify a line drawing of a camel. 'Nuff said.
 
2020-07-21 1:10:02 AM  
I have been very assiduously avoiding Chris Cillizza articles, which I'm assuming this is one, and I haven't really missed anything.
 
2020-07-21 1:10:40 AM  
nonsensical babble
 
2020-07-21 1:11:13 AM  
Was there anything new?  At this point it's like he's just rattling off a Greatest Hits playlist.
 
2020-07-21 1:12:02 AM  
Well, that is an unfortunate ad. 
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2020-07-21 1:12:23 AM  
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2020-07-21 1:12:30 AM  

Bowen: foo monkey: If at this point you're shocked by anything Trump says, I dunno man.  Bless your heart.

I have a hard time imagining him saying something that shocks me.

"Lunch? I just had a salad at my desk. Lots of work to do today."


"I am more concerned with the health and welfare of the American people during this pandemic than I am the stock market or my own personal popularity."
 
2020-07-21 1:13:29 AM  
What a coward, he never let laws get in the way of anything before. Trump ought to get out there and suck droplets.
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2020-07-21 1:15:51 AM  
I made it to number 18 before I had to protect myself from entering a triple-dip depression.
 
2020-07-21 1:16:36 AM  
fark off, Cilliza. Just barf out an article that's a link to the full-length interview. The people who care to know what he said will be better off watching it than reading your Buzzfeed-ish horseshiat.
 
2020-07-21 1:18:52 AM  
I dunno bout' ya'll but I'm eager for tomorrow (today's) new COVID press briefings.  Hope he keeps em up from now until election time.

There will be no better campaign to elect Biden than having Trump giving daily press conferences
 
2020-07-21 1:26:18 AM  
56. "I'm using an Executive Order to mandate the wearing of masks outdoors at all times, for everyone, no exceptions. We're also planning to flood each and every state with whatever PPE and testing resources they need."
 
2020-07-21 1:29:01 AM  
Trump sucks.
Cillizza sucks.
 
2020-07-21 1:31:39 AM  
That was just exhausting to read - I can't imagine what it's like to watch the video. My mind was automatically trying to make sense of what Trump was saying because that's what one does, try to understand the person speaking. But it is a futile effort because Trump's mouth just shiats out random words and phrases and lies that don't go together and have nothing to do with the questions being asked.

Trump is like 70% drunk uncle and 30% Tommy Flanagan, mixed together.

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2020-07-21 1:32:24 AM  
What a whiny little biatch he is.
 
2020-07-21 1:34:23 AM  
That was like 98% of the interview wasn't it?
 
2020-07-21 1:38:04 AM  
The whole "well if you don't name a military installation after a confederate general, you have to name it after Al Sharpton" is such a perfect snapshot of Trump's addled, racist mind.
 
2020-07-21 1:44:40 AM  
I am not totally sure what he means here. But I am totally sure it's not true.

CNN really upping the ante with all this professionalism.
 
2020-07-21 1:45:06 AM  
"I don't care what the military says" was my jaw dropper.

Cunning plan there Donster.
 
2020-07-21 1:45:28 AM  
OK, so you're not a paranoid or stupid;  You're just an asshole.
 
2020-07-21 1:46:37 AM  

Shaggy_C: I am not totally sure what he means here. But I am totally sure it's not true.

CNN really upping the ante with all this professionalism.


If YOU know what he meant, by all means, share it with us.
 
2020-07-21 1:49:19 AM  

Man with the Red Eyes: The whole "well if you don't name a military installation after a confederate general, you have to name it after Al Sharpton" is such a perfect snapshot of Trump's addled, racist mind.


I've avoided the interview directly, because the Stupid, it Burns so much.. he really said that?  Ow!  OW!!
 
2020-07-21 1:50:32 AM  
Having Trump look like a dangerous fool in an interview is easy.  Getting it aired on Fox is hard.
 
2020-07-21 1:52:20 AM  

Gyrfalcon: If YOU know what he meant, by all means, share it with us.


He was talking about a people with mild forms of the virus. But the point wasn't about Trump's idiocy, it was about the article which reads like it came from a 19 year old journalism student's Twitter live feed. I guess I expect better than first person hot takes from CNN.
 
2020-07-21 1:55:01 AM  
It was a 40 minute video that took me 5 hours to watch because I had to pause and go dry heave for 10 minutes in episodes between watching it.
 
2020-07-21 2:05:58 AM  
"I say flames, we'll put out the flames. And we'll put out in some cases just burning embers. We also have burning embers. We have embers and we do have flames. Florida became more flame like, but it's -- it's going to be under control."


what the fark is wrong with me that I cringe so hard when someone I despise so much, says something so profoundly stupid?
 
2020-07-21 2:07:19 AM  

robotpirateninja: I have been very assiduously avoiding Chris Cillizza articles, which I'm assuming this is one, and I haven't really missed anything.


Ooh, take a gander at "I'm assiduously avoiding Chris Cillizza" over here.
Look, do I think that Cillizza is a prestigious, hard working journalist? No
But, do I think he's a competent, clear-headed voice of reason that we need right now in the mainstream media? Also no.
I do, however, think his mildly amusing, shiat-posting is commensurate with the standard of journalism the Trump administration deserves.
At the end of the day, read it don't' read it - I don't really give a fark - but if you don't have anything useful to add there's no need to go clogging the thread up with your synaptic flatulence.
 
2020-07-21 2:11:47 AM  

Bowen: foo monkey: If at this point you're shocked by anything Trump says, I dunno man.  Bless your heart.

I have a hard time imagining him saying something that shocks me.

"Lunch? I just had a salad at my desk. Lots of work to do today."


If he said something like
"Considering the ethical ramifications of globalization on developing nations, we should look at redrawing certain provisions of the WTO to better support emerging economies"

I would literally, literallydie of shock.

/trumps version "I rammed this broad Ethel at the WTO. It was a beautiful ramming, perfect. Everyone said so."
 
2020-07-21 2:13:10 AM  

Shaggy_C: But the point wasn't about Trump's idiocy, it was about the article


Laser-focused on the important thing eh? You never fail.
 
2020-07-21 2:14:30 AM  

Corvus: That was like 98% of the interview wasn't it?


content-wise or time? Content, yeah. Time? No, trump rambled more. That was most of the coherent stuff.
 
2020-07-21 2:17:09 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Shaggy_C: I am not totally sure what he means here. But I am totally sure it's not true.

CNN really upping the ante with all this professionalism.

If YOU know what he meant, by all means, share it with us.


Sure, its trump gibberish. But if you don't know what something means, the only thing you can know for sure about it is that you don't know what it means.
 
2020-07-21 2:23:49 AM  
Subby, your plan would fail because websites need content. Posting blank pages wont get them anywhere.
 
2020-07-21 2:25:41 AM  

American Decency Association: "I say flames, we'll put out the flames. And we'll put out in some cases just burning embers. We also have burning embers. We have embers and we do have flames. Florida became more flame like, but it's -- it's going to be under control."


what the fark is wrong with me that I cringe so hard when someone I despise so much, says something so profoundly stupid?


I'm right there with you but when that someone can cause so much damage to so much of the world on a whim, well, the cringing is pretty rational.
 
2020-07-21 2:32:14 AM  

gaspode: Shaggy_C: But the point wasn't about Trump's idiocy, it was about the article

Laser-focused on the important thing eh? You never fail.


You're new around here, I take it? "Your blog sucks" is a long-running tradition.
 
2020-07-21 2:34:47 AM  
Remember folks, this is the best FOX could do to make him look good.
 
2020-07-21 2:45:59 AM  

Shaggy_C: gaspode: Shaggy_C: But the point wasn't about Trump's idiocy, it was about the article

Laser-focused on the important thing eh? You never fail.

You're new around here, I take it? "Your blog sucks" is a long-running tradition.


Yeah but when watching your house burn down it becomes tedious to ignore the problem and spend time making snarky remarks about the firefighters hose technique.

Short version 'Nothing is really funny anymore'
 
2020-07-21 2:59:40 AM  
55 Varieties!
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2020-07-21 3:18:46 AM  

karl2025: Bowen: foo monkey: If at this point you're shocked by anything Trump says, I dunno man.  Bless your heart.

I have a hard time imagining him saying something that shocks me.

"Lunch? I just had a salad at my desk. Lots of work to do today."

"I am more concerned with the health and welfare of the American people during this pandemic than I am the stock market or my own personal popularity."


"I was wrong and I'm sorry."
 
2020-07-21 4:00:54 AM  

Shaggy_C: You're new around here, I take it? "Your blog sucks" is a long-running tradition.


So is your navel gazing.

All is right with the world.
 
2020-07-21 4:53:29 AM  
only 55?
 
2020-07-21 5:50:03 AM  

FatherChaos: [Fark user image image 455x262]

Every interview with Trump.


"Do I look to you, like a man with a plan?"
 
2020-07-21 5:50:21 AM  
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2020-07-21 6:02:13 AM  

redbucket: The most disturbing is his refusal to accept a defeat in the election. We're in for a wild ride.


It is really stunning in the norms and symbolic behavior of the office for the person in the role to not as a matter of fact to state unequivocally to accept the outcome of our free and fair elections. Yikes. What an asshole.
 
2020-07-21 6:25:20 AM  

HerptheDerp: I dunno bout' ya'll but I'm eager for tomorrow (today's) new COVID press briefings.  Hope he keeps em up from now until election time.

There will be no better campaign to elect Biden than having Trump giving daily press conferences


Wasn't today supposed to be the day that he reveals himself as the antichrist?

Where's the biblical guy..?

Something about 42 months of power...
 
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