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2020-07-20 10:03:48 AM  
They should also find her guilty of avoiding military service by "marrying" one of her father's friends.

/ Very few people in Israel actually like her
 
2020-07-20 10:04:41 AM  

bostonguy: They should also find her guilty of avoiding military service by "marrying" one of her father's friends.

/ Very few people in Israel actually like her


And even the idea of "fake marrying" one of my friend's children would make me violently ill. Ew.
 
2020-07-20 10:21:23 AM  
Oh, and every article that just HAS to mention that she dated Leonardo DiCaprio is reducing her from a human being with her own agency to just someone else's former arm candy. Stop it already, it's been a long time.

/ she's long past 25
 
2020-07-20 10:23:41 AM  

bostonguy: They should also find her guilty of avoiding military service by "marrying" one of her father's friends.

/ Very few people in Israel actually like her


Nope, anyway you can avoid being a fascist you should take it.

I've told my kids over and over if they decide to join the military I'm making them flunk their drug tests.

By any means necessary.
 
2020-07-20 10:28:56 AM  

JolobinSmokin: Nope, anyway you can avoid being a fascist you should take it.


Oh, for fark's sake. 99% of the people who join the Israeli military just sit at a desk and push paper around all day. They're called jobnikim.
 
2020-07-20 10:29:50 AM  

JolobinSmokin: bostonguy: They should also find her guilty of avoiding military service by "marrying" one of her father's friends.

/ Very few people in Israel actually like her

Nope, anyway you can avoid being a fascist you should take it.

I've told my kids over and over if they decide to join the military I'm making them flunk their drug tests.

By any means necessary.


How very respectful of your kids' agency and future.
 
2020-07-20 10:33:40 AM  

NateAsbestos: JolobinSmokin: bostonguy: They should also find her guilty of avoiding military service by "marrying" one of her father's friends.

/ Very few people in Israel actually like her

Nope, anyway you can avoid being a fascist you should take it.

I've told my kids over and over if they decide to join the military I'm making them flunk their drug tests.

By any means necessary.

How very respectful of your kids' agency and future.


Have you seen people once they've gotten out of the military?

The PTSD, the trauma, the physical pain?

What kind of piece of shiat knows all of that and encourage's it?
 
2020-07-20 10:34:58 AM  

bostonguy: JolobinSmokin: Nope, anyway you can avoid being a fascist you should take it.

Oh, for fark's sake. 99% of the people who join the Israeli military just sit at a desk and push paper around all day. They're called jobnikim.


No thank you
 
2020-07-20 10:49:40 AM  

bostonguy: bostonguy: They should also find her guilty of avoiding military service by "marrying" one of her father's friends.

/ Very few people in Israel actually like her

And even the idea of "fake marrying" one of my friend's children would make me violently ill. Ew.

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I'd be vomiting out of my penis constantly
 
2020-07-20 10:54:47 AM  

JolobinSmokin: NateAsbestos: JolobinSmokin: bostonguy: They should also find her guilty of avoiding military service by "marrying" one of her father's friends.

/ Very few people in Israel actually like her

Nope, anyway you can avoid being a fascist you should take it.

I've told my kids over and over if they decide to join the military I'm making them flunk their drug tests.

By any means necessary.

How very respectful of your kids' agency and future.

Have you seen people once they've gotten out of the military?

The PTSD, the trauma, the physical pain?

What kind of piece of shiat knows all of that and encourage's it?


Would flunking out of recruitment go on some kind of list that would show up on a comprehensive list?  Like if your kid wanted to get a government job in the the future.  "Ah nope sorry we see here you're druggy drug addict some we're going to have to reject your application".  The federal government is still cuckoo for cocoa puffs about that kinda thing.
 
2020-07-20 10:57:33 AM  

bostonguy: Oh, and every article that just HAS to mention that she dated Leonardo DiCaprio is reducing her from a human being with her own agency to just someone else's former arm candy. Stop it already, it's been a long time.

/ she's long past 25


What else is she notable for really?
 
2020-07-20 10:57:42 AM  

FarkingSmurf: JolobinSmokin: NateAsbestos: JolobinSmokin: bostonguy: They should also find her guilty of avoiding military service by "marrying" one of her father's friends.

/ Very few people in Israel actually like her

Nope, anyway you can avoid being a fascist you should take it.

I've told my kids over and over if they decide to join the military I'm making them flunk their drug tests.

By any means necessary.

How very respectful of your kids' agency and future.

Have you seen people once they've gotten out of the military?

The PTSD, the trauma, the physical pain?

What kind of piece of shiat knows all of that and encourage's it?

Would flunking out of recruitment go on some kind of list that would show up on a comprehensive list?  Like if your kid wanted to get a government job in the the future.  "Ah nope sorry we see here you're druggy drug addict some we're going to have to reject your application".  The federal government is still cuckoo for cocoa puffs about that kinda thing.


It would show up in a background check I'd think.  You could probably kiss any clearance level jobs goodbye.
 
2020-07-20 10:59:43 AM  

JolobinSmokin: NateAsbestos: JolobinSmokin: bostonguy: They should also find her guilty of avoiding military service by "marrying" one of her father's friends.

/ Very few people in Israel actually like her

Nope, anyway you can avoid being a fascist you should take it.

I've told my kids over and over if they decide to join the military I'm making them flunk their drug tests.

By any means necessary.

How very respectful of your kids' agency and future.

Have you seen people once they've gotten out of the military?

The PTSD, the trauma, the physical pain?

What kind of piece of shiat knows all of that and encourage's it?


Do you know the % that actually see combat?  There are fantastic jobs in the military that lead to very profitable post-military careers.
 
2020-07-20 11:00:05 AM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: bostonguy: bostonguy: They should also find her guilty of avoiding military service by "marrying" one of her father's friends.

/ Very few people in Israel actually like her

And even the idea of "fake marrying" one of my friend's children would make me violently ill. Ew.
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I'd be vomiting out of my penis constantly


Ew. Not if you knew her from the time she was born, I'd hope.
 
2020-07-20 11:05:40 AM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: JolobinSmokin: NateAsbestos: JolobinSmokin: bostonguy: They should also find her guilty of avoiding military service by "marrying" one of her father's friends.

/ Very few people in Israel actually like her

Nope, anyway you can avoid being a fascist you should take it.

I've told my kids over and over if they decide to join the military I'm making them flunk their drug tests.

By any means necessary.

How very respectful of your kids' agency and future.

Have you seen people once they've gotten out of the military?

The PTSD, the trauma, the physical pain?

What kind of piece of shiat knows all of that and encourage's it?

Do you know the % that actually see combat?  There are fantastic jobs in the military that lead to very profitable post-military careers.


Are you the recruiter who called my house while I was asleep at 10am before my classes started senior year?

You know how many of my friends from high school ended up like you said compared to what I said?

Zero, zip, zilch, nada.

How many are completely farked up? 3 out of 4.   I'll take my chances with those odds.
 
2020-07-20 11:16:31 AM  

covfefe: bostonguy: Oh, and every article that just HAS to mention that she dated Leonardo DiCaprio is reducing her from a human being with her own agency to just someone else's former arm candy. Stop it already, it's been a long time.

/ she's long past 25

What else is she notable for really?


to me, nothing, but let's be honest i think the majority of people would let her get away with a lot more than a little bit of tax evasion.
 
2020-07-20 11:20:46 AM  

covfefe: bostonguy: Oh, and every article that just HAS to mention that she dated Leonardo DiCaprio is reducing her from a human being with her own agency to just someone else's former arm candy. Stop it already, it's been a long time.

/ she's long past 25

What else is she notable for really?


I thought maybe she was the one whose husband died in that tsunami but I looked it up and nope, that was a different swimsuit model.
 
2020-07-20 11:22:09 AM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: JolobinSmokin: NateAsbestos: JolobinSmokin: bostonguy: They should also find her guilty of avoiding military service by "marrying" one of her father's friends.

/ Very few people in Israel actually like her

Nope, anyway you can avoid being a fascist you should take it.

I've told my kids over and over if they decide to join the military I'm making them flunk their drug tests.

By any means necessary.

How very respectful of your kids' agency and future.

Have you seen people once they've gotten out of the military?

The PTSD, the trauma, the physical pain?

What kind of piece of shiat knows all of that and encourage's it?

Do you know the % that actually see combat?  There are fantastic jobs in the military that lead to very profitable post-military careers.


The mechanical training alone is priceless.  There are people who spend 5-10 years fixing up everything from tanks to jeeps who walk straight into full time jobs after discharge.  Same goes for flight crews and any sort of hazmat drivers.
 
2020-07-20 11:23:04 AM  
That's what she gets for not becoming Prime Minister.
 
2020-07-20 11:26:44 AM  

JolobinSmokin: NateAsbestos: JolobinSmokin: bostonguy: They should also find her guilty of avoiding military service by "marrying" one of her father's friends.

/ Very few people in Israel actually like her

Nope, anyway you can avoid being a fascist you should take it.

I've told my kids over and over if they decide to join the military I'm making them flunk their drug tests.

By any means necessary.

How very respectful of your kids' agency and future.

Have you seen people once they've gotten out of the military?

The PTSD, the trauma, the physical pain?

What kind of piece of shiat knows all of that and encourage's it?


There's a difference between allowing someone to make their own adult choices, and encouraging them to do something you know is harmful.
 
2020-07-20 11:28:11 AM  

byongsun: covfefe: bostonguy: Oh, and every article that just HAS to mention that she dated Leonardo DiCaprio is reducing her from a human being with her own agency to just someone else's former arm candy. Stop it already, it's been a long time.

/ she's long past 25

What else is she notable for really?

to me, nothing, but let's be honest i think the majority of people would let her get away with a lot more than a little bit of tax evasion.


Well she made the cover of the SI swimsuit mag and did that GoDaddy commercial where she made out with a nerd.

Of course she later whined about having to kiss said nerd, so she can fark right off.
 
2020-07-20 11:29:29 AM  

bostonguy: Oh, and every article that just HAS to mention that she dated Leonardo DiCaprio is reducing her from a human being with her own agency to just someone else's former arm candy. Stop it already, it's been a long time.

/ she's long past 25


And what worthwhile things do you think she's done that makes her deserving of any acknowledgement other than her association with someone more famous and talented?
 
2020-07-20 11:31:51 AM  

JolobinSmokin: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: JolobinSmokin: NateAsbestos: JolobinSmokin: bostonguy: They should also find her guilty of avoiding military service by "marrying" one of her father's friends.

/ Very few people in Israel actually like her

Nope, anyway you can avoid being a fascist you should take it.

I've told my kids over and over if they decide to join the military I'm making them flunk their drug tests.

By any means necessary.

How very respectful of your kids' agency and future.

Have you seen people once they've gotten out of the military?

The PTSD, the trauma, the physical pain?

What kind of piece of shiat knows all of that and encourage's it?

Do you know the % that actually see combat?  There are fantastic jobs in the military that lead to very profitable post-military careers.

Are you the recruiter who called my house while I was asleep at 10am before my classes started senior year?

You know how many of my friends from high school ended up like you said compared to what I said?

Zero, zip, zilch, nada.

How many are completely farked up? 3 out of 4.   I'll take my chances with those odds.


Of the ten friends of mine that joined the military only one came out with serious mental problems. Five saw actual combat in Afghanistan and Iraq. 2 Marines, 3 Navy, 4 Army (2 EOD), 1 Air Force

The one that ended up farked in the noodle? Air Force pump jockey. Never saw a second of combat.
 
2020-07-20 11:33:57 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: bostonguy: Oh, and every article that just HAS to mention that she dated Leonardo DiCaprio is reducing her from a human being with her own agency to just someone else's former arm candy. Stop it already, it's been a long time.

/ she's long past 25

And what worthwhile things do you think she's done that makes her deserving of any acknowledgement other than her association with someone more famous and talented?


You can accurately state that she is "a model, television host, actress, and entrepreneur." No need to mention Titanic boy.
 
2020-07-20 11:39:56 AM  

JolobinSmokin: Nope, anyway you can avoid being a fascist you should take it.


Things like this are how I know when somebody doesn't have anybody in their life who actually likes them enough to tell them to stop talking like an idiot and using words they don't understand but believe makes them sound cool to use.
 
2020-07-20 11:43:57 AM  

Flappyhead: Of course she later whined about having to kiss said nerd, so she can fark right off.


Like I said, most Israelis don't like her in part because she's not that nice of a person.

And a draft dodger. Which is sacrilegious here. If you give your CV during a job interview and it does not list any military (or alternate) national service, a lot of places will not hire you. Though that is starting to become more rare nowadays.
 
2020-07-20 11:59:52 AM  
Worst. Model. Thread. Evar.
 
2020-07-20 12:11:40 PM  

WoodyHayes: JolobinSmokin: Nope, anyway you can avoid being a fascist you should take it.

Things like this are how I know when somebody doesn't have anybody in their life who actually likes them enough to tell them to stop talking like an idiot and using words they don't understand but believe makes them sound cool to use.


Hey, look a known boot licker here on fark.

Hey, hey, hey what you got to say? Facism?

It's more likely than you think. Hell, it's a blaring loud sound and light right in your eye. Or was that a rubber bullet in the eye?
 
2020-07-20 12:48:41 PM  
I wish

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2020-07-20 12:58:02 PM  

JolobinSmokin: WoodyHayes: JolobinSmokin: Nope, anyway you can avoid being a fascist you should take it.

Things like this are how I know when somebody doesn't have anybody in their life who actually likes them enough to tell them to stop talking like an idiot and using words they don't understand but believe makes them sound cool to use.

Hey, look a known boot licker here on fark.

Hey, hey, hey what you got to say? Facism?

It's more likely than you think. Hell, it's a blaring loud sound and light right in your eye. Or was that a rubber bullet in the eye?



Now I know you have no idea what you are talking about.
 
2020-07-20 12:58:53 PM  

covfefe: bostonguy: Oh, and every article that just HAS to mention that she dated Leonardo DiCaprio is reducing her from a human being with her own agency to just someone else's former arm candy. Stop it already, it's been a long time.

/ she's long past 25

What else is she notable for really?


Models are like DJs and XXXTREME! athletes in not really contributing anything of value to society.
 
2020-07-20 1:08:46 PM  

JolobinSmokin: NateAsbestos: JolobinSmokin: bostonguy: They should also find her guilty of avoiding military service by "marrying" one of her father's friends.

/ Very few people in Israel actually like her

Nope, anyway you can avoid being a fascist you should take it.

I've told my kids over and over if they decide to join the military I'm making them flunk their drug tests.

By any means necessary.

How very respectful of your kids' agency and future.

Have you seen people once they've gotten out of the military?

The PTSD, the trauma, the physical pain?

What kind of piece of shiat knows all of that and encourage's it?


Not to mention, the basis of military is killing.
For it to work properly, some of your guys get killed, and some of their guys get killed.
Otherwise it's called occupation or slavery.

Still, very messy business for the people on the bottom of the organization. The farther up the ladder you are, the better you're going to make out.
I've heard the food is better too...
 
2020-07-20 1:14:32 PM  
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2020-07-20 1:18:57 PM  

Bslim: covfefe: bostonguy: Oh, and every article that just HAS to mention that she dated Leonardo DiCaprio is reducing her from a human being with her own agency to just someone else's former arm candy. Stop it already, it's been a long time.

/ she's long past 25

What else is she notable for really?

Models are like DJs and XXXTREME! athletes in not really contributing anything of value to society.


You forgot drummers
/or bassists
//or both
 
2020-07-20 1:19:28 PM  
Magenta - She's A Model
Youtube I6_tT7xHCB0
 
2020-07-20 1:40:24 PM  

LewDux: Bslim: covfefe: bostonguy: Oh, and every article that just HAS to mention that she dated Leonardo DiCaprio is reducing her from a human being with her own agency to just someone else's former arm candy. Stop it already, it's been a long time.

/ she's long past 25

What else is she notable for really?

Models are like DJs and XXXTREME! athletes in not really contributing anything of value to society.

You forgot drummers
/or bassists
//or both


How DARE you!
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2020-07-20 1:43:42 PM  
It's too bad that serving in the IDF would destroy her career. Obviously you can't do both...

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2020-07-20 2:26:56 PM  
Bar lowered the bar?
 
2020-07-20 2:36:54 PM  

lindalouwho: Bar lowered the bar?


It's what Barrs do.

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2020-07-20 3:39:37 PM  

JolobinSmokin: Have you seen people once they've gotten out of the military?

The PTSD, the trauma, the physical pain?

What kind of piece of shiat knows all of that and encourage's it?


The important part is that you've decided your children's futures for them.
 
2020-07-20 3:52:26 PM  

wejash: It's too bad that serving in the IDF would destroy her career. Obviously you can't do both...

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Your evidence is not solid, counselor.  You will need to submit moar.
 
2020-07-20 3:55:53 PM  

NateAsbestos: JolobinSmokin: Have you seen people once they've gotten out of the military?

The PTSD, the trauma, the physical pain?

What kind of piece of shiat knows all of that and encourage's it?

The important part is that you've decided your children's futures for them.


The more people write it the funnier it gets.

Soon, you'll learn I also influenced their future in other ways by being their father. Lmao
 
2020-07-20 5:16:49 PM  

bostonguy: Oh, and every article that just HAS to mention that she dated Leonardo DiCaprio is reducing her from a human being with her own agency to just someone else's former arm candy. Stop it already, it's been a long time.

/ she's long past 25


To be fair, she tried to claim her relationship with Leo gave her cause to be considered as having residency in America in an effort to avoid paying her taxes.
 
2020-07-20 5:17:21 PM  

JolobinSmokin: The more people write it the funnier it gets.

Soon, you'll learn I also influenced their future in other ways by being their father. Lmao


What, you cheated on their other tests too?
 
2020-07-20 8:06:32 PM  

Aquapope: lindalouwho: Bar lowered the bar?

It's what Barrs do.

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Heh you're not wrong.
 
2020-07-21 2:58:55 AM  

bostonguy: Tyrone Slothrop: bostonguy: Oh, and every article that just HAS to mention that she dated Leonardo DiCaprio is reducing her from a human being with her own agency to just someone else's former arm candy. Stop it already, it's been a long time.

/ she's long past 25

And what worthwhile things do you think she's done that makes her deserving of any acknowledgement other than her association with someone more famous and talented?

You can accurately state that she is "a model, television host, actress, and entrepreneur." No need to mention Titanic boy.


Don't neglect that she stuck a hair curler up her butt
 
2020-07-21 5:57:06 AM  

bostonguy: JolobinSmokin: Nope, anyway you can avoid being a fascist you should take it.

Oh, for fark's sake. 99% of the people who join the Israeli military just sit at a desk and push paper around all day. They're called jobnikim.


That's the case with most armies. 10% do the actual fighting.
 
2020-07-21 9:02:42 AM  
What I thought I was going to get: A nice thread of hot models and hot Israeli gals.

What I actually got: A tedious thread about being in the military and a picture of Barr.

2020 is just the worst.
 
2020-07-21 10:17:02 AM  

DanInKansas: hot Israeli gals


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2020-07-21 10:29:58 AM  

Aquapope: DanInKansas: hot Israeli gals

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I'm not saying they're God's chosen people but holy banks that's tasty.
 
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