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(Wikipedia)   The Sorcerer Supreme Benedict Cumberbatch is 44 years young today. Let's celebrate by pronouncing his name correctly   (en.wikipedia.org) divider line
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I just lurk here
2020-07-19 7:56:07 PM  
20 votes:
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Summoner101
2020-07-19 8:02:23 PM  
16 votes:
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Weatherkiss [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-07-19 7:48:00 PM  
15 votes:
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Igor Jakovsky
2020-07-19 8:11:06 PM  
14 votes:
Englebert Humperdink?
 
ukexpat
2020-07-19 10:50:04 PM  
9 votes:
Throatwarbler Mangrove.
 
Boojum2k [recently expired TotalFark]
2020-07-19 8:26:22 PM  
9 votes:

borg: Let's throw his name out to John Travolta on a Teleprompter and see what comes out.


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DrunkenGator
2020-07-19 8:04:55 PM  
8 votes:
I'll only say Barbarann Comeoneileen's name right once he's able to say 'penguins' properly.

A Compilation of Benedict Cumberbatch Saying Penguin (or Pengwing)
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jagermurray [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-07-20 3:25:49 PM  
6 votes:
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Persnickety [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-07-19 8:22:03 PM  
6 votes:
Bulbasaur Charizard
 
borg [recently expired TotalFark]
2020-07-19 8:09:30 PM  
6 votes:
Let's throw his name out to John Travolta on a Teleprompter and see what comes out.
 
EqualOpportunityEnslaver
2020-07-19 10:14:06 PM  
5 votes:

Igor Jakovsky: Englebert Humperdink?


Slut Bunwalla
 
AtlanticCoast63 [BareFark]
2020-07-19 8:55:04 PM  
5 votes:
...Bob Johnson!


/Wait, what?
 
Candygram for Mongo
2020-07-19 8:41:44 PM  
5 votes:
Bendydick Cumsonherback
 
Team Coors Light
2020-07-19 8:11:02 PM  
5 votes:
Happy Bidet, Bendover Crapenahats
 
Brosephus [TotalFark]
2020-07-19 7:45:48 PM  
5 votes:
Oh shiat. Dr. Strange has the same birthday as me. I have a few years on him though, so technically he's squatting on my day.
 
Leishu [BareFark]
2020-07-19 7:43:55 PM  
5 votes:
His name is hard to pronounce?
 
HighZoolander
2020-07-19 10:34:02 PM  
4 votes:
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Hendawg
2020-07-19 9:15:26 PM  
4 votes:
Happy Birthday Benadryl Cuminsnatch
 
Bslim [TotalFark]
2020-07-19 8:17:42 PM  
4 votes:
Bananarama Coppacabana
 
E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease
2020-07-19 7:58:41 PM  
4 votes:
Babadook Cumberbund
 
Flappyhead
2020-07-19 7:45:01 PM  
4 votes:
Benefits Cumulatively
 
stoli n coke
2020-07-20 1:06:44 PM  
3 votes:
Buildabear Cabbagepatch can fark right off.
 
Leishu [BareFark]
2020-07-20 12:49:11 AM  
3 votes:

Cafe Threads: Leishu: ... I stand corrected!

I looked at YOUR name and involuntarily blurted out, "Gesundheit!"


I love this. I am now going to start reading my name as onomatopoeia for a sneeze.
 
Cafe Threads [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-07-20 12:37:08 AM  
3 votes:

Leishu: ... I stand corrected!


I looked at YOUR name and involuntarily blurted out, "Gesundheit!"
 
Candygram for Mongo
2020-07-19 9:44:10 PM  
3 votes:
Babyshark Cancelmash
 
Murnau Priebenhoffer
2020-07-19 8:26:50 PM  
3 votes:
Barnabyjones Communitycollege
 
Murnau Priebenhoffer
2020-07-19 8:25:51 PM  
3 votes:
Biscochito Kumbaya
 
Polish Hussar [TotalFark]
2020-07-19 8:23:37 PM  
3 votes:
Bendyhat Cucumberbranch
 
Persnickety [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-07-19 8:20:24 PM  
3 votes:
Bombadil Pumpkinpatch
 
Team Coors Light
2020-07-19 8:11:19 PM  
3 votes:
Crapenshats
 
Unscratchable_Itch [recently expired TotalFark]
2020-07-19 7:47:14 PM  
3 votes:
Benedryl Cucumberpatch?
 
BafflerMeal
2020-07-20 1:53:50 AM  
2 votes:
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EqualOpportunityEnslaver
2020-07-20 1:44:10 AM  
2 votes:

Miss Stein: No, Gerry Dorsey!  I like Gerry Dorsey!


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Miss Stein [TotalFark]
2020-07-20 1:36:40 AM  
2 votes:
No, Gerry Dorsey!  I like Gerry Dorsey!
 
Cardinal Ximenez
2020-07-20 1:24:47 AM  
2 votes:
Happy Birthday!

Benedictus Carrotpatchus
Benevolently Cumbersome
Shrieking Killah
 
Englebert Slaptyback
2020-07-19 10:32:20 PM  
2 votes:

EqualOpportunityEnslaver: Igor Jakovsky: Englebert Humperdink?

Slut Bunwalla



Zenglebert Bambledack
 
Schrodinger's toilet trained cat [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-07-19 10:27:44 PM  
2 votes:
Bamberger's Coupon?
 
Tranquil Hegemony
2020-07-19 10:01:08 PM  
2 votes:
I love Cumberland Bandersnatch.
 
recondite cetacean
2020-07-19 9:19:36 PM  
2 votes:
Marmaduke Candygram?
 
recondite cetacean
2020-07-19 9:18:26 PM  
2 votes:
Barbasol Combedherbiatch?
 
recondite cetacean
2020-07-19 9:17:49 PM  
2 votes:
Bucketdunk Cartervince?
 
recondite cetacean
2020-07-19 9:16:43 PM  
2 votes:
Bendytits Candlewax?
 
Hoopy Frood
2020-07-19 9:12:47 PM  
2 votes:
Bendadick Fumblesnatch?
 
recondite cetacean
2020-07-19 9:10:41 PM  
2 votes:
Biscotti Cunnilingus?
 
Flappyhead
2020-07-19 8:49:15 PM  
2 votes:

Igor Jakovsky: Englebert Humperdink?


How dare you disparage the great Canadian crooner!
 
Herr Morgenstern
2020-07-19 7:59:27 PM  
2 votes:
Happy birthday, Cumbiebuns

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Bslim [TotalFark]
2020-07-19 7:51:22 PM  
2 votes:
Brqndenberg Coronabeer
 
Dadoo
2020-07-20 3:48:18 PM  
1 vote:
I thought the correct pronunciation was "Butternut Crinklefries".
 
thefatbasturd
2020-07-20 11:41:42 AM  
1 vote:

Summoner101: [i.chzbgr.com image 500x1017]


For fairness sake...
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Bindyree
2020-07-20 2:55:47 AM  
1 vote:
My favorite was coined my my friend Jer, who called him Cuddly Muffinbatch.
 
jerryskid
2020-07-20 1:02:44 AM  
1 vote:
Benadover Cobinthesnatch?
Benihana Cubbanubbanubbanatch?
Cumberbennaban Benneritch?

Huh, I did not know his mother was in the BBC show "UFO."  That was a great show for its time.
 
dr_iacovone
2020-07-20 12:21:34 AM  
1 vote:
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EqualOpportunityEnslaver
2020-07-19 10:35:25 PM  
1 vote:

Englebert Slaptyback: EqualOpportunityEnslaver: Igor Jakovsky: Englebert Humperdink?

Slut Bunwalla


Zenglebert Bambledack


Kringelbert Fishtybuns?
 
Leishu [BareFark]
2020-07-19 9:44:39 PM  
1 vote:
... I stand corrected!
 
Wendigogo
2020-07-19 8:33:09 PM  
1 vote:
Nah.

Jabberwock Bandersnatch
 
dr_iacovone
2020-07-19 8:29:19 PM  
1 vote:
Cum on her what?  But I barely know her.
 
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