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(Wikipedia)   The Sorcerer Supreme Benedict Cumberbatch is 44 years young today. Let's celebrate by pronouncing his name correctly   (en.wikipedia.org) divider line
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2020-07-19 7:43:55 PM  
His name is hard to pronounce?
 
2020-07-19 7:45:01 PM  
Benefits Cumulatively
 
2020-07-19 7:45:48 PM  
Oh shiat. Dr. Strange has the same birthday as me. I have a few years on him though, so technically he's squatting on my day.
 
2020-07-19 7:47:14 PM  
Benedryl Cucumberpatch?
 
2020-07-19 7:48:00 PM  
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2020-07-19 7:51:22 PM  
Brqndenberg Coronabeer
 
2020-07-19 7:56:07 PM  
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2020-07-19 7:58:41 PM  
Babadook Cumberbund
 
2020-07-19 7:59:27 PM  
Happy birthday, Cumbiebuns

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2020-07-19 8:00:21 PM  
Didn't realize he's only 3 days younger than me. huh.
 
2020-07-19 8:02:23 PM  
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2020-07-19 8:04:55 PM  
I'll only say Barbarann Comeoneileen's name right once he's able to say 'penguins' properly.

A Compilation of Benedict Cumberbatch Saying Penguin (or Pengwing)
Youtube G6E7NoEiD3Y
 
2020-07-19 8:09:30 PM  
Let's throw his name out to John Travolta on a Teleprompter and see what comes out.
 
2020-07-19 8:11:02 PM  
Happy Bidet, Bendover Crapenahats
 
2020-07-19 8:11:06 PM  
Englebert Humperdink?
 
2020-07-19 8:11:19 PM  
Crapenshats
 
2020-07-19 8:14:42 PM  

Flappyhead: Benefits Cumulatively


Benedict Cumberbund
Benedict Cumberbiatch
Benedict Cumberbatch
Benedict Camberbatch
 
2020-07-19 8:17:42 PM  
Bananarama Coppacabana
 
2020-07-19 8:20:24 PM  
Bombadil Pumpkinpatch
 
2020-07-19 8:22:03 PM  
Bulbasaur Charizard
 
2020-07-19 8:23:37 PM  
Bendyhat Cucumberbranch
 
2020-07-19 8:24:14 PM  
punch him in the face
 
2020-07-19 8:25:51 PM  
Biscochito Kumbaya
 
2020-07-19 8:26:22 PM  

borg: Let's throw his name out to John Travolta on a Teleprompter and see what comes out.


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2020-07-19 8:26:50 PM  
Barnabyjones Communitycollege
 
2020-07-19 8:29:19 PM  
Cum on her what?  But I barely know her.
 
2020-07-19 8:33:09 PM  
Nah.

Jabberwock Bandersnatch
 
2020-07-19 8:33:38 PM  
His mum was kinda cute 50 years ago...

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2020-07-19 8:41:44 PM  
Bendydick Cumsonherback
 
2020-07-19 8:49:15 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Englebert Humperdink?


How dare you disparage the great Canadian crooner!
 
2020-07-19 8:55:04 PM  
...Bob Johnson!


/Wait, what?
 
2020-07-19 8:59:21 PM  
His greatest performance ever, bar none.
/He brought down the house. Literally.

Brosephus: Oh shiat. Dr. Strange has the same birthday as me. I have a few years on him though, so technically he's squatting on my day.

Happy birthday!
 
2020-07-19 9:10:41 PM  
Biscotti Cunnilingus?
 
2020-07-19 9:12:47 PM  
Bendadick Fumblesnatch?
 
2020-07-19 9:15:26 PM  
Happy Birthday Benadryl Cuminsnatch
 
2020-07-19 9:16:43 PM  
Bendytits Candlewax?
 
2020-07-19 9:17:49 PM  
Bucketdunk Cartervince?
 
2020-07-19 9:18:26 PM  
Barbasol Combedherbiatch?
 
2020-07-19 9:19:36 PM  
Marmaduke Candygram?
 
2020-07-19 9:23:53 PM  
Happy birthday Bendersnatch Cumberbund!! You were great in "Love Actually"!
 
2020-07-19 9:26:35 PM  
Hummingbird Saltalamacchia
 
2020-07-19 9:40:45 PM  

Brosephus: Oh shiat. Dr. Strange has the same birthday as me. I have a few years on him though, so technically he's squatting on my day.


Happy Birthday!
 
2020-07-19 9:44:10 PM  
Babyshark Cancelmash
 
2020-07-19 9:44:39 PM  
... I stand corrected!
 
2020-07-19 9:48:50 PM  

WordsnCollision: His mum was kinda cute 50 years ago...

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It's interesting to see two relatively normal looking adults produce such an otherworldly or unearthly looking child.
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2020-07-19 10:01:08 PM  
I love Cumberland Bandersnatch.
 
2020-07-19 10:14:06 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Englebert Humperdink?


Slut Bunwalla
 
2020-07-19 10:27:44 PM  
Bamberger's Coupon?
 
2020-07-19 10:30:49 PM  
Benedict LooksLikeAfarkingAlien
 
2020-07-19 10:32:20 PM  

EqualOpportunityEnslaver: Igor Jakovsky: Englebert Humperdink?

Slut Bunwalla



Zenglebert Bambledack
 
2020-07-19 10:32:32 PM  

COMALite J: Happy birthday!


bobug: Happy Birthday!


Thanks. Given how shiatty this year has been, today was pretty damn good. Got to hear voices that I haven't heard in a while because of the virus and not being able to visit family at home.

Now, I'm curled up with a bottle of Jack Daniels Apple for the evening.
 
2020-07-19 10:34:02 PM  
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2020-07-19 10:35:25 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: EqualOpportunityEnslaver: Igor Jakovsky: Englebert Humperdink?

Slut Bunwalla


Zenglebert Bambledack


Kringelbert Fishtybuns?
 
2020-07-19 10:50:04 PM  
Throatwarbler Mangrove.
 
2020-07-20 12:20:58 AM  
Binge-eating Cap'nCrunch
 
2020-07-20 12:21:34 AM  
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2020-07-20 12:36:49 AM  
Happy birthday, Bandicoot Cabbagepatch!
 
2020-07-20 12:37:08 AM  

Leishu: ... I stand corrected!


I looked at YOUR name and involuntarily blurted out, "Gesundheit!"
 
2020-07-20 12:49:11 AM  

Cafe Threads: Leishu: ... I stand corrected!

I looked at YOUR name and involuntarily blurted out, "Gesundheit!"


I love this. I am now going to start reading my name as onomatopoeia for a sneeze.
 
2020-07-20 1:02:44 AM  
Benadover Cobinthesnatch?
Benihana Cubbanubbanubbanatch?
Cumberbennaban Benneritch?

Huh, I did not know his mother was in the BBC show "UFO."  That was a great show for its time.
 
2020-07-20 1:24:47 AM  
Happy Birthday!

Benedictus Carrotpatchus
Benevolently Cumbersome
Shrieking Killah
 
2020-07-20 1:36:40 AM  
No, Gerry Dorsey!  I like Gerry Dorsey!
 
2020-07-20 1:44:10 AM  

Miss Stein: No, Gerry Dorsey!  I like Gerry Dorsey!


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2020-07-20 1:53:50 AM  
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2020-07-20 2:55:47 AM  
My favorite was coined my my friend Jer, who called him Cuddly Muffinbatch.
 
2020-07-20 11:33:16 AM  

Wendigogo: WordsnCollision: His mum was kinda cute 50 years ago...

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It's interesting to see two relatively normal looking adults produce such an otherworldly or unearthly looking child.
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I dunno. I think he looks quite a bit like his dad.
 
2020-07-20 11:34:23 AM  
oh... and:

Bandicoot Goobersmootch
 
2020-07-20 11:41:42 AM  

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For fairness sake...
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2020-07-20 1:06:44 PM  
Buildabear Cabbagepatch can fark right off.
 
2020-07-20 1:25:13 PM  

Wendigogo: WordsnCollision: His mum was kinda cute 50 years ago...

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It's interesting to see two relatively normal looking adults produce such an otherworldly or unearthly looking child.
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Looks like he got moms nose and forehead and everything else is dads.
 
2020-07-20 2:17:50 PM  

thefatbasturd: Wendigogo: WordsnCollision: His mum was kinda cute 50 years ago...

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It's interesting to see two relatively normal looking adults produce such an otherworldly or unearthly looking child.
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I dunno. I think he looks quite a bit like his dad.


THIS.

There is definitely a family resemblance.
 
2020-07-20 3:25:49 PM  
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2020-07-20 3:48:18 PM  
I thought the correct pronunciation was "Butternut Crinklefries".
 
2020-07-20 4:12:55 PM  

thefatbasturd: Wendigogo: WordsnCollision: His mum was kinda cute 50 years ago...

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It's interesting to see two relatively normal looking adults produce such an otherworldly or unearthly looking child.
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I dunno. I think he looks quite a bit like his dad.


There is certainly a family resemblance, it's just a very unique combination of his parents' looks.
 
2020-07-20 8:16:46 PM  
I can't believe I'm older than him.
 
2020-07-21 7:52:34 AM  

Wendigogo: thefatbasturd: Wendigogo: WordsnCollision: His mum was kinda cute 50 years ago...

[Fark user image image 400x500]

It's interesting to see two relatively normal looking adults produce such an otherworldly or unearthly looking child.
[Fark user image image 425x425]

I dunno. I think he looks quite a bit like his dad.

There is certainly a family resemblance, it's just a very unique combination of his parents' looks.


/eye twitch.

First off, you abused unique with very.

Secondly, Grumblepants Handlestitch only has a half sister for a sibling so he's in fact the only child of both his parents - by definition unique.

However, every person alive who doesn't have an identical twin is the unique combination of their parents looks, so it's not like that's something especially remarkable you goof. :-D
 
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