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Brosephus [TotalFark]
2020-07-19 10:32:32 PM  

COMALite J: Happy birthday!


bobug: Happy Birthday!


Thanks. Given how shiatty this year has been, today was pretty damn good. Got to hear voices that I haven't heard in a while because of the virus and not being able to visit family at home.

Now, I'm curled up with a bottle of Jack Daniels Apple for the evening.
 
HighZoolander
2020-07-19 10:34:02 PM  
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EqualOpportunityEnslaver
2020-07-19 10:35:25 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: EqualOpportunityEnslaver: Igor Jakovsky: Englebert Humperdink?

Slut Bunwalla


Zenglebert Bambledack


Kringelbert Fishtybuns?
 
ukexpat
2020-07-19 10:50:04 PM  
Throatwarbler Mangrove.
 
Candygram for Mongo
2020-07-20 12:20:58 AM  
Binge-eating Cap'nCrunch
 
dr_iacovone
2020-07-20 12:21:34 AM  
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Olympic Trolling Judge
2020-07-20 12:36:49 AM  
Happy birthday, Bandicoot Cabbagepatch!
 
Cafe Threads [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-07-20 12:37:08 AM  

Leishu: ... I stand corrected!


I looked at YOUR name and involuntarily blurted out, "Gesundheit!"
 
Leishu [BareFark]
2020-07-20 12:49:11 AM  

Cafe Threads: Leishu: ... I stand corrected!

I looked at YOUR name and involuntarily blurted out, "Gesundheit!"


I love this. I am now going to start reading my name as onomatopoeia for a sneeze.
 
jerryskid
2020-07-20 1:02:44 AM  
Benadover Cobinthesnatch?
Benihana Cubbanubbanubbanatch?
Cumberbennaban Benneritch?

Huh, I did not know his mother was in the BBC show "UFO."  That was a great show for its time.
 
Cardinal Ximenez
2020-07-20 1:24:47 AM  
Happy Birthday!

Benedictus Carrotpatchus
Benevolently Cumbersome
Shrieking Killah
 
Miss Stein [TotalFark]
2020-07-20 1:36:40 AM  
No, Gerry Dorsey!  I like Gerry Dorsey!
 
EqualOpportunityEnslaver
2020-07-20 1:44:10 AM  

Miss Stein: No, Gerry Dorsey!  I like Gerry Dorsey!


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BafflerMeal
2020-07-20 1:53:50 AM  
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Bindyree
2020-07-20 2:55:47 AM  
My favorite was coined my my friend Jer, who called him Cuddly Muffinbatch.
 
thefatbasturd
2020-07-20 11:33:16 AM  

Wendigogo: WordsnCollision: His mum was kinda cute 50 years ago...

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It's interesting to see two relatively normal looking adults produce such an otherworldly or unearthly looking child.
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I dunno. I think he looks quite a bit like his dad.
 
thefatbasturd
2020-07-20 11:34:23 AM  
oh... and:

Bandicoot Goobersmootch
 
thefatbasturd
2020-07-20 11:41:42 AM  

Summoner101: [i.chzbgr.com image 500x1017]


For fairness sake...
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stoli n coke
2020-07-20 1:06:44 PM  
Buildabear Cabbagepatch can fark right off.
 
Flappyhead
2020-07-20 1:25:13 PM  

Wendigogo: WordsnCollision: His mum was kinda cute 50 years ago...

[Fark user image image 400x500]

It's interesting to see two relatively normal looking adults produce such an otherworldly or unearthly looking child.
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Looks like he got moms nose and forehead and everything else is dads.
 
browneye [TotalFark]
2020-07-20 2:17:50 PM  

thefatbasturd: Wendigogo: WordsnCollision: His mum was kinda cute 50 years ago...

[Fark user image image 400x500]

It's interesting to see two relatively normal looking adults produce such an otherworldly or unearthly looking child.
[Fark user image image 425x425]

I dunno. I think he looks quite a bit like his dad.


THIS.

There is definitely a family resemblance.
 
jagermurray [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-07-20 3:25:49 PM  
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Dadoo
2020-07-20 3:48:18 PM  
I thought the correct pronunciation was "Butternut Crinklefries".
 
Wendigogo
2020-07-20 4:12:55 PM  

thefatbasturd: Wendigogo: WordsnCollision: His mum was kinda cute 50 years ago...

[Fark user image image 400x500]

It's interesting to see two relatively normal looking adults produce such an otherworldly or unearthly looking child.
[Fark user image image 425x425]

I dunno. I think he looks quite a bit like his dad.


There is certainly a family resemblance, it's just a very unique combination of his parents' looks.
 
born_yesterday [TotalFark]
2020-07-20 8:16:46 PM  
I can't believe I'm older than him.
 
Boudyro
2020-07-21 7:52:34 AM  

Wendigogo: thefatbasturd: Wendigogo: WordsnCollision: His mum was kinda cute 50 years ago...

[Fark user image image 400x500]

It's interesting to see two relatively normal looking adults produce such an otherworldly or unearthly looking child.
[Fark user image image 425x425]

I dunno. I think he looks quite a bit like his dad.

There is certainly a family resemblance, it's just a very unique combination of his parents' looks.


/eye twitch.

First off, you abused unique with very.

Secondly, Grumblepants Handlestitch only has a half sister for a sibling so he's in fact the only child of both his parents - by definition unique.

However, every person alive who doesn't have an identical twin is the unique combination of their parents looks, so it's not like that's something especially remarkable you goof. :-D
 
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