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2020-07-19 9:21:21 PM  
"Catching Flies" is the tits.
 
2020-07-19 9:23:26 PM  
You're a big guy, Braun. Just bounce up & down in the chair a few times & it should break.
 
2020-07-19 9:23:36 PM  
Not up for debate anymore. The worst thing that Covid caused was these pretaped "wrestling matches".
 
2020-07-19 9:24:46 PM  
I'll give Braun credit, he has the most "go for it" when it comes to trying to act on the roster.
 
2020-07-19 9:24:55 PM  

MtnByker: Not up for debate anymore. The worst thing that Covid caused was these pretaped "wrestling matches".


I disagree
 
2020-07-19 9:25:19 PM  

isamudyson: indybill23: Dolph should've just pulled out a gun and shot him because anything goes on the outside.

Stop trying to make Dreamer shooting Heyman happen, OK?


Reference goes back a few more years. Sigh, I'm old.
 
2020-07-19 9:25:32 PM  

MtnByker: Not up for debate anymore. The worst thing that Covid caused was these pretaped "wrestling matches".


I dunno. The Undertaker one & MiTB was kinda fun (dumb for letting Otis win like that. I laughed at it but it was dumb).
 
2020-07-19 9:25:55 PM  

The Bestest: MtnByker: Not up for debate anymore. The worst thing that Covid caused was these pretaped "wrestling matches".

I disagree


They're batting about .333 in my eyes.
 
2020-07-19 9:26:26 PM  

indybill23: isamudyson: indybill23: Dolph should've just pulled out a gun and shot him because anything goes on the outside.

Stop trying to make Dreamer shooting Heyman happen, OK?

Reference goes back a few more years. Sigh, I'm old.


Pillman/Austin?
 
2020-07-19 9:26:28 PM  

isamudyson: MtnByker: Not up for debate anymore. The worst thing that Covid caused was these pretaped "wrestling matches".

I dunno. The Undertaker one & MiTB was kinda fun (dumb for letting Otis win like that. I laughed at it but it was dumb).


It was fun until ALEISTER AND REY WERE MURDERED. man Rey has had a rough 2020
 
2020-07-19 9:26:45 PM  

isamudyson: indybill23: isamudyson: indybill23: Dolph should've just pulled out a gun and shot him because anything goes on the outside.

Stop trying to make Dreamer shooting Heyman happen, OK?

Reference goes back a few more years. Sigh, I'm old.

Pillman/Austin?


Older
 
2020-07-19 9:26:45 PM  

isamudyson: MtnByker: Not up for debate anymore. The worst thing that Covid caused was these pretaped "wrestling matches".

I dunno. The Undertaker one & MiTB was kinda fun (dumb for letting Otis win like that. I laughed at it but it was dumb).


Firefly Funhouse match has been my favorite.
 
2020-07-19 9:27:22 PM  

indybill23: isamudyson: MtnByker: Not up for debate anymore. The worst thing that Covid caused was these pretaped "wrestling matches".

I dunno. The Undertaker one & MiTB was kinda fun (dumb for letting Otis win like that. I laughed at it but it was dumb).

It was fun until ALEISTER AND REY WERE MURDERED. man Rey has had a rough 2020


Lolz. He's gonna be pissed when he remembers Dominic isn't even his.
 
2020-07-19 9:27:59 PM  
Am I supposed to forgot pythons & such don't have poison fangs?
 
2020-07-19 9:28:04 PM  
Alexa Bliss? Lol, ok.

Braun would kill her if they were "together".
 
2020-07-19 9:28:07 PM  

NKURyan: isamudyson: MtnByker: Not up for debate anymore. The worst thing that Covid caused was these pretaped "wrestling matches".

I dunno. The Undertaker one & MiTB was kinda fun (dumb for letting Otis win like that. I laughed at it but it was dumb).

Firefly Funhouse match has been my favorite.


well see, that one in particular worked because of all the inside references and the whole thing was a meta-commentary on Cena's career
 
2020-07-19 9:28:34 PM  
They get points for invoking Alexa in this.
 
2020-07-19 9:30:06 PM  
At first I thought "Hey they gave Liv something to do" but no....
 
2020-07-19 9:30:39 PM  
If this lockdown last till Christmas season (its not impossible) I definitely want to see a Ghosts of Christmas Past match with Vince as Ebenezer.

Zack Gowen Can be Tiny Tim
 
2020-07-19 9:31:36 PM  

isamudyson: Am I supposed to forgot pythons & such don't have poison fangs?


trufax.. Lucifer (Jake's cobra) biting Savage remains the most shocked/scared I've ever been at a wrestling production (likely because of my age at the time)
 
2020-07-19 9:32:01 PM  

indybill23: isamudyson: MtnByker: Not up for debate anymore. The worst thing that Covid caused was these pretaped "wrestling matches".

I dunno. The Undertaker one & MiTB was kinda fun (dumb for letting Otis win like that. I laughed at it but it was dumb).

It was fun until ALEISTER AND REY WERE MURDERED. man Rey has had a rough 2020


Probably not as rough as his 2015. El Hijo del Perro Aguayo would corroborate if he were still alive
 
2020-07-19 9:32:05 PM  

ZM Punk: If this lockdown last till Christmas season (its not impossible) I definitely want to see a Ghosts of Christmas Past match with Vince as Ebenezer.

Zack Gowen Can be Tiny Tim


Give me the Xanta Claus/Gobbledy Gooker match we've all been waiting for.
 
2020-07-19 9:32:16 PM  
Ok if there going to keep doing these premade skits how about no deaths or teleporting or disappearing. Most, if not all have nonsense.
 
2020-07-19 9:33:18 PM  

The Bestest: isamudyson: Am I supposed to forgot pythons & such don't have poison fangs?

trufax.. Lucifer (Jake's cobra) biting Savage remains the most shocked/scared I've ever been at a wrestling production (likely because of my age at the time)


I had a rat snake I was shooing along today try to do the "I'm gonna leap & bite you" today. I just laughed at it and kept nudging it into the bushes so it can hunt down the moles in the yard.
 
2020-07-19 9:33:27 PM  

MtnByker: Ok if there going to keep doing these premade skits how about no deaths or teleporting or disappearing. Most, if not all have nonsense.


I heard the Good Brothers showed up on Impact last night, but that can't be - the Undertaker killed them.
 
2020-07-19 9:33:28 PM  

isamudyson: Am I supposed to forgot pythons & such don't have poison fangs?


Sometimes they're defanged like the one that bit Sav.........eh screw it
 
2020-07-19 9:33:43 PM  
nice fakeout with the copyright logo
 
2020-07-19 9:34:08 PM  

NKURyan: ZM Punk: If this lockdown last till Christmas season (its not impossible) I definitely want to see a Ghosts of Christmas Past match with Vince as Ebenezer.

Zack Gowen Can be Tiny Tim

Give me the Xanta Claus/Gobbledy Gooker match we've all been waiting for.


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2020-07-19 9:34:46 PM  

NKURyan: ZM Punk: If this lockdown last till Christmas season (its not impossible) I definitely want to see a Ghosts of Christmas Past match with Vince as Ebenezer.

Zack Gowen Can be Tiny Tim

Give me the Xanta Claus/Gobbledy Gooker match we've all been waiting for.


First half of that will be difficult.......
 
2020-07-19 9:34:59 PM  
I thought Bray had a new Fiend mask?

...that was pretty dumb, btw.
 
2020-07-19 9:35:12 PM  
didn't even hit 10 pm
 
2020-07-19 9:35:21 PM  

NKURyan: MtnByker: Ok if there going to keep doing these premade skits how about no deaths or teleporting or disappearing. Most, if not all have nonsense.

I heard the Good Brothers showed up on Impact last night, but that can't be - the Undertaker killed them.


Apparently, Don Callis knows enough voodoo to resurrect them.
 
2020-07-19 9:35:31 PM  
Ok, THAT was dumb
 
2020-07-19 9:36:00 PM  
That was stupid.  Can't hardly wait for SummerSlam
 
2020-07-19 9:36:45 PM  

MtnByker: Ok if there going to keep doing these premade skits how about no deaths or teleporting or disappearing. Most, if not all have nonsense.


Agree.

Substitute 205 live and Main event, and out on a 1 hour show that just goes all out science fiction Fantasy.  Build on what Lucha Underground did.
 
2020-07-19 9:36:55 PM  
Ohhh another death I guess....... awesome and or believable.    Why don't they have an outsider act as quality control of sorts. Someone to say, "that doesn't make any sense."   Or even the simple question, "then  What?"
 
2020-07-19 9:36:55 PM  

The Bestest: didn't even hit 10 pm


I called 9:40 for it to go off the air, so I didn't miss it by much.
 
2020-07-19 9:38:16 PM  

MtnByker: Ohhh another death I guess....... awesome and or believable.    Why don't they have an outsider act as quality control of sorts. Someone to say, "that doesn't make any sense."   Or even the simple question, "then  What?"


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2020-07-19 9:48:03 PM  

isamudyson: The Bestest: didn't even hit 10 pm

I called 9:40 for it to go off the air, so I didn't miss it by much.


They had 9:35 for start time for Taker stories.
 
2020-07-19 9:48:54 PM  

isamudyson: indybill23: isamudyson: indybill23: Dolph should've just pulled out a gun and shot him because anything goes on the outside.

Stop trying to make Dreamer shooting Heyman happen, OK?

Reference goes back a few more years. Sigh, I'm old.

Pillman/Austin?


Warrior/Rude, Jesse/Schiavone on commentary.
 
2020-07-19 10:02:39 PM  

indybill23: isamudyson: indybill23: isamudyson: indybill23: Dolph should've just pulled out a gun and shot him because anything goes on the outside.

Stop trying to make Dreamer shooting Heyman happen, OK?

Reference goes back a few more years. Sigh, I'm old.

Pillman/Austin?

Warrior/Rude, Jesse/Schiavone on commentary.


Damn that is a ways back! Just found that match on Daily Motion (Jesse at the 5:32 mark in the video with that line). It's amazing how much that crowd was into UW at that point in his career. It was Rock-like in that he could just wiggle a pinkie and they would have gone nuts cheering it.
 
2020-07-19 10:16:18 PM  

indybill23: isamudyson: indybill23: isamudyson: indybill23: Dolph should've just pulled out a gun and shot him because anything goes on the outside.

Stop trying to make Dreamer shooting Heyman happen, OK?

Reference goes back a few more years. Sigh, I'm old.

Pillman/Austin?

Warrior/Rude, Jesse/Schiavone on commentary.


I love that line from Ventura, I laugh my arse off every time
 
2020-07-19 10:27:19 PM  
wwe.com still has Asuka and Crews listed as champions, but has reflected the SD tag title change to Nak and Cesaro
 
2020-07-19 11:26:05 PM  
Goddammit that was a bad show. Like, Russo-era WCW bad. Cheatum The Midget's promo videos were better made, and far more interesting, than the Swamp match.
 
2020-07-20 2:52:31 PM  
I farking loved the show. I have fun whenever Bayley does. And whenever Rey has to say some contrived shiat about someone disrespecting his family and his tradition and his eyeball.
 
2020-07-20 8:00:07 PM  

isamudyson: indybill23: isamudyson: indybill23: isamudyson: indybill23: Dolph should've just pulled out a gun and shot him because anything goes on the outside.

Stop trying to make Dreamer shooting Heyman happen, OK?

Reference goes back a few more years. Sigh, I'm old.

Pillman/Austin?

Warrior/Rude, Jesse/Schiavone on commentary.

Damn that is a ways back! Just found that match on Daily Motion (Jesse at the 5:32 mark in the video with that line). It's amazing how much that crowd was into UW at that point in his career. It was Rock-like in that he could just wiggle a pinkie and they would have gone nuts cheering it.


First wrestling tshirt was Warrior, my first Monday night mark out was Warrior besting honky at Summerfest 88, made the first day of school tolerable.
 
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