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(Jezebel)   Helen Hunt, Holly Hunter, and Jodie Foster are three different people, which is no surprise to those who have fantasized about two of them   (jezebel.com) divider line
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2020-07-18 11:23:40 PM  
31 votes:
Leelee Sobieski asks "what's going on here?"

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2020-07-18 6:43:08 PM  
24 votes:
All three!
 
2020-07-19 2:47:46 AM  
17 votes:
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2020-07-18 9:28:13 PM  
11 votes:

Unobtanium: TomSmith65: All three!

That.

But especially Helen Hunt for me. I've had a crush on her ever since we were both teenagers.


sweeeeet jeebus yes.
hell, I'd dose up on angel dust and throw you out the window right now just to sit next to her in algebra class.
 
2020-07-18 11:12:35 PM  
10 votes:
It's far easier to tell them apart than any two female FOXNews TelePrompTer readers.
 
2020-07-19 3:09:46 AM  
8 votes:

LesserEvil: Leelee Sobieski asks "what's going on here?"

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Do you mean Evan Rachel Wood?

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2020-07-18 11:57:05 PM  
7 votes:
I don't have a crush on Jodie Foster but I do have a huge crush on Ellie Arroway.

And Palmer Joss is an a-hole.

/ yes, I know how old that movie is
// yes, I know they are not real people
 
2020-07-19 3:03:48 PM  
6 votes:

LesserEvil: [a57.foxnews.com image 850x478]
She was a beautiful woman, but that plastic surgery makes me think she's looking to get cast as the lead in a feminist reboot of Max Headroom. Her mouth has gone full-Frewer because of the bad face lift.

I really am sick of Hollywood pressuring people to do stupid things.


I don't think she has had any work done. She's always had a bit of a five head, but her hair styles in the past have hidden it.

She's just gotten older.
Happens to the best of us.
 
2020-07-19 11:18:45 AM  
6 votes:
Holly Hunter voicing Elastigirl; winnah.

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2020-07-19 9:34:10 AM  
6 votes:

Another Government Employee: They are the same model out of the Bimbo factory, but different years.


Of all the words to decribe them, bimbo would be one of the last ones.
 
2020-07-18 10:57:08 PM  
6 votes:
Is this like the Pullman/Paxton thing?
 
2020-07-19 12:45:38 PM  
5 votes:
There was a time:

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2020-07-19 9:25:21 AM  
5 votes:
FTA: Helen Hunt never got a chance.

Helen Hunt, the Oscar winning actress for As Good as it Gets'  never had a chance???

/ One of my most favorite movies
// One of Jacks' best roles
/// three
 
2020-07-19 6:31:48 AM  
5 votes:

whither_apophis: LesserEvil: Leelee Sobieski asks "what's going on here?"

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Do you mean Evan Rachel Wood?

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Jamie Clayton slays all of you.

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2020-07-18 11:11:16 PM  
5 votes:
"Despite the fact that all of their last names are either nouns or verbs...bur hurrr."

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2020-07-18 9:24:58 PM  
5 votes:

PainInTheASP: Holly Hunter's pic is mildly NSFW, if you look at it long enough.


brb
 
2020-07-19 9:29:20 AM  
4 votes:

Unobtanium: TomSmith65: All three!

That.

But especially Helen Hunt for me. I've had a crush on her ever since we were both teenagers.


I've crushed on Holly Hunter since Raising Arizona.
 
2020-07-19 6:19:46 AM  
4 votes:
All millennials sound the same, have the same lame sense of antihumor, and quote all the same cliches and memes, as evidenced by this shiatty article.
 
2020-07-19 3:35:24 AM  
4 votes:
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2020-07-19 1:33:58 AM  
4 votes:
20 years ago I'd have died happy in a big old pile of that.

Now they're old.
 
2020-07-18 11:31:10 PM  
4 votes:
I'm now wondering just how many bridges Jezebel is willing to burn in one short nothing blurb.

Is this meant to provide cover for Rubio? "LOL, we white women can't tell one another apart!"

Somehow I hadn't expected Jezebel to both suggest that these three women are interchangeable AND give cover to a Trumper.
 
2020-07-19 11:51:10 AM  
3 votes:
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She was a beautiful woman, but that plastic surgery makes me think she's looking to get cast as the lead in a feminist reboot of Max Headroom. Her mouth has gone full-Frewer because of the bad face lift.

I really am sick of Hollywood pressuring people to do stupid things.
 
2020-07-19 2:40:53 AM  
3 votes:
All three lovely ladies, but no one had as much spunk as Holly Hunter in Always.

Always - Trailer (HD/SD) (1989)
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2020-07-19 2:28:32 AM  
3 votes:

aerojockey: I get confusing Helen Hunt and Holly Hunter.  Yes sometimes the wrong one pops into my head when I hear the name and I have to make sure I have the right one in mind.  It's mostly because of their similar names but it doesn't help that they are both tiny blondes.

Jodie Foster I don't get why someone would confuse her with those two.  She is much more famous than the other two, so her face should be familiar enough not to confuse her with someone else.  In a vague way her face looks a bit like Helen Hunt's but not so much that I'd ever confuse them.


Holly Hunter is significantly shorter than Helen Hunt and a brunette. (Or was until she began dying her hair. She'll always be a brunette in my book.) Holly also speaks with a mush-mouthed Southern accent.  As for Jodie Foster, she's so different than both of them that I don't see how anyone could get her confused with the other two. If you want to be confused, go back about 25 years and try distinguishing Darryl Hannah, Lori Singer, and Aimee Mann.

/Yes, I'm farking old.
 
2020-07-19 1:56:58 AM  
3 votes:
The last thing I saw Helen Hunt in was a low budget thriller that was actually pretty good, but her face is farked up now.  I don't know if she had (bad) work done or was in an accident or something, but she looked more like a bad CGI version of Helen Hunt than an actual person, very Odo like.
 
2020-07-19 3:35:51 PM  
2 votes:

LesserEvil: [a57.foxnews.com image 850x478]
She was a beautiful woman, but that plastic surgery makes me think she's looking to get cast as the lead in a feminist reboot of Max Headroom. Her mouth has gone full-Frewer because of the bad face lift.

I really am sick of Hollywood pressuring people to do stupid things.


When we, as an audience, stop expecting women to look like flawless 20 somethings after they've hit the age of 40- then yes, those actors might stop going under the knife. Most guy actors have much more longevity in their acting careers because they get a pass on their looks well into their 50s and 60s.
 
2020-07-19 2:48:10 PM  
2 votes:
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2020-07-19 1:23:21 PM  
2 votes:

drjekel_mrhyde: mjbok: The last thing I saw Helen Hunt in was a low budget thriller that was actually pretty good, but her face is farked up now.  I don't know if she had (bad) work done or was in an accident or something, but she looked more like a bad CGI version of Helen Hunt than an actual person, very Odo like.

That movie was I See You. She looks like this now.
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You are right, that was the movie.  It was WAY better than I expected.

LesserEvil: I really am sick of Hollywood pressuring people to do stupid things.


I am really sick of blaming things other than the people that make decisions to do stupid things.
 
2020-07-19 11:00:07 AM  
2 votes:

Unikitty: Another Government Employee: They are the same model out of the Bimbo factory, but different years.

On what planet has Helen Hunt ever been a bimbo? Sometimes you say the most nonsensical things imagineable.


At least his handle checks out.
 
2020-07-19 2:40:18 AM  
2 votes:
1. Hunter
2. Foster
3. Hunt.
 
2020-07-19 12:40:22 AM  
2 votes:
I had quite the crush on Jodie Foster when I was a kid and saw the Disney version of Tom Sawyer.  I was 7, she was 9.  Always liked older women.
 
2020-07-19 12:20:08 AM  
2 votes:
I get confusing Helen Hunt and Holly Hunter.  Yes sometimes the wrong one pops into my head when I hear the name and I have to make sure I have the right one in mind.  It's mostly because of their similar names but it doesn't help that they are both tiny blondes.

Jodie Foster I don't get why someone would confuse her with those two.  She is much more famous than the other two, so her face should be familiar enough not to confuse her with someone else.  In a vague way her face looks a bit like Helen Hunt's but not so much that I'd ever confuse them.
 
2020-07-18 11:52:54 PM  
2 votes:
Amazing actors, long and diverse careers, drtfa, but I like these ladies in much of their work. I've fallen for them, cared for them, been scared for them in many tv episodes and movies they've started in.
 
2020-07-18 11:05:22 PM  
2 votes:
At the same time?

/I don't even have a million dollars...
 
2020-07-19 10:54:49 AM  
1 vote:

mjbok: The last thing I saw Helen Hunt in was a low budget thriller that was actually pretty good, but her face is farked up now.  I don't know if she had (bad) work done or was in an accident or something, but she looked more like a bad CGI version of Helen Hunt than an actual person, very Odo like.


That movie was I See You. She looks like this now.
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2020-07-19 10:40:37 AM  
1 vote:

TomSmith65: All three!


At the same time?

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2020-07-19 8:59:09 AM  
1 vote:

Marcos P: When did Hanson get back together?


They didn't break up.
 
2020-07-19 4:33:44 AM  
1 vote:

LewDux: [Fark user image 630x422]


Dylan McDermott or Dermot Mulroney - SNL
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2020-07-19 4:26:48 AM  
1 vote:
MagSeven:
1. Hunter
2. Foster
3. Hunt.


That is the order I'd go with also.

Now if just based on acting abilities, Foster and Hunter would have to switch positions.

I need to work on my phrasing.
 
2020-07-19 1:50:20 AM  
1 vote:

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Only one of them knows how to party.


This is why we can't have nice things.
 
2020-07-19 1:42:15 AM  
1 vote:
I mean... three people in a profession where employees are selected for a specific physical appearance and nothing else, all selected for the same category of stock appearances, are sometimes going to look similar enough that differences in appearance created by makeup are going to overpower actual differences in facial features.

That's... not really an insult to any of the people involved, nor is any specific individual person mixing them up as a result, it's just how statistics and, like, physical reality work.  I'm confused why the author of TFA is so puzzled and offended by it.

It's a bit like writing a pissy op-ed about entropy because it's a discriminatory force that restricts the freedom of time to only allow it to go in one direction, or about gravity because of how it holds the black man down.  Like... dude.  What?
 
2020-07-19 12:44:02 AM  
1 vote:

Billy Liar: [th.bing.com image 313x180]
The Quarterback Princess


My cousin was in that. It was pretty much the start and end of her acting career.
 
2020-07-19 12:23:43 AM  
1 vote:
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The Quarterback Princess
 
2020-07-18 11:44:28 PM  
1 vote:
There's been a type from time to time.
 
2020-07-18 6:58:17 PM  
1 vote:
Holly Hunter's pic is mildly NSFW, if you look at it long enough.
 
2020-07-18 6:54:33 PM  
1 vote:

TomSmith65: All three!


That.

But especially Helen Hunt for me. I've had a crush on her ever since we were both teenagers.
 
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