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2020-07-18 9:12:02 AM  
Reading that makes me want to take a P.
 
2020-07-18 10:28:45 AM  
In case you didn't know, Perthshire is in Scotland, so it's like somebody doing something stupid in Florida.

If I were in Scotland and I saw a Pop Up Jim plastic policeman, I would be totally tempted to steal him. Makes a great souvenir, reminds me of that delightful Scotty guy, the nerd zombie fighter, you know who I mean.
 
2020-07-18 10:31:30 AM  
As Donald Trump would say, stealing the police is not "Sad" and "a loser thing to do".

It's smart. The Donald of that ilk lives by his own rules. He is a mad man. It's not the fault of Mary Ann McCay. It's the fault of Frederick Christ Trump, the psychopath, "killer" mafia Don loving KKK loonie.
 
2020-07-18 10:33:22 AM  
When he is done stealing the police, the military, the Courts and the media, it will be too late to whine about shiatler, people.
 
2020-07-18 10:51:54 AM  
He's a sex doll now. You don't want him back.
 
2020-07-18 10:58:24 AM  
Did anyone seriously think leaving something like this unattended wouldn't have this result? Put a tracking device in it, at least.
 
2020-07-18 11:05:37 AM  
Only surprised it took this long.
 
2020-07-18 11:30:58 AM  
New way of a 3 way***Corona free*** zone.....
 
2020-07-18 11:39:45 AM  

bigdog1960: He's a sex doll now. You don't want him back.


Positively perfect!
 
2020-07-18 12:22:37 PM  
Check the railroad tracks....
 
2020-07-18 1:20:55 PM  
This will be the US police force in a few years.

They're going to need individual GPS trackers and an asset officer recovery team with laptops and tracking software.
 
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