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(Polygon) Weeners That's a penis. Difficulty level: Paper Mario   (polygon.com) divider line
    More: Weeners, Paper Mario, Princess Peach, Desert Tower, Shigeru Miyamoto, New Super Mario Bros. Wii, Super Mario Bros., Mario, Luigi  
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2020-07-17 12:25:05 PM  
Hats off to your lady-friends.
 
2020-07-17 12:33:16 PM  
I guess I don't have a dirty mind, because it looked like a doorknob to me.
 
2020-07-17 1:04:03 PM  
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2020-07-17 1:10:51 PM  
What's Mario's real height? Pre or post mushroom? Are the citizens of mushroom kingdom giants or was Mario a little person?
 
2020-07-17 1:22:23 PM  
I'm sorry. I don't really see it. it's too much of a stretch. it doesn't seem to hit the Right spot in my mind.
 
2020-07-17 1:23:01 PM  
I've been playing the new Paper Mario a bit. It's really cute, they're really emphasizing the "paper" part of the idea, not just the two-dimensionality.
 
2020-07-17 1:23:19 PM  
*looks at link*

Oh, no it's Polygon.

*clicks link*

Michael McWhertor has dick on the mind. Even 11 - 12 year old me would call "omg it's a dick!" a major stretch.
 
2020-07-17 1:24:59 PM  

Wolf892: What's Mario's real height? Pre or post mushroom? Are the citizens of mushroom kingdom giants or was Mario a little person?


Obviously pre-mushroom, mushrooms are what Mario takes to "get big" as the kids says.
 
2020-07-17 1:26:28 PM  
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2020-07-17 2:00:52 PM  
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2020-07-17 2:28:49 PM  
Looks more like a certain electrical appliance popular with female types...
 
2020-07-17 2:35:57 PM  
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MIND BLOWN

 
2020-07-17 3:34:33 PM  
I think they meant to say it was modeled after a president who thinks he's a king.
 
2020-07-17 3:40:38 PM  
Looks like it's meant to be a Haniwa (think gyroid in Animal Crossing)

AgentKGB: Michael McWhertor has dick on the mind. Even 11 - 12 year old me would call "omg it's a dick!" a major stretch.


Yup

/NTTAWWT
 
2020-07-17 8:26:41 PM  

AgentKGB: *looks at link*

Oh, no it's Polygon.

*clicks link*

Michael McWhertor has dick on the mind. Even 11 - 12 year old me would call "omg it's a dick!" a major stretch.


Yes. But with a pandemic on, it's pretty hard for people to get laid.  Plenty of folks at the "I'd fark a tree stump with suggestive knotholes at this point!" level.  Time for the rare alternate use for, "It's not right, but I understand."  It's cool Michael - we've all been there (assuming adjustment for body parts of interest/preference.)
 
2020-07-17 10:19:12 PM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Yes. But with a pandemic on, it's pretty hard for people to get laid.  Plenty of folks at the "I'd fark a tree stump with suggestive knotholes at this point!" level.  Time for the rare alternate use for, "It's not right, but I understand."  It's cool Michael - we've all been there (assuming adjustment for body parts of interest/preference.)


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