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(ESPN)   NBA players are already biatching about the snitch line in Orlando. Rudy Gobert wishes the guys could trust each other to behave safely during this pandemic   (espn.com) divider line
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2020-07-17 11:35:36 AM  
I don't have a violin tiny enough.
 
2020-07-17 11:41:47 AM  
I like Doc Rivers' take.
"Oh yeah, I called up, I saw LeBron, Harden, Giannis, they all broke quarantine, I swear!"
 
2020-07-17 11:48:50 AM  
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2020-07-17 11:50:35 AM  
"Rudy is licking every phone so no one can snitch."
 
2020-07-17 12:17:18 PM  
*Adds this as item #5438956892430780 on the List of Why We Can't Have Nice Things During the Pandemic*
 
2020-07-17 1:36:00 PM  
I was really happy to hear about the NBA's bubble plan.  It is a feasible solution and the sport allows it.

Football cannot do this.  Players need a week to recover from an NFL game.  Basketball really can be played multiple times in a week.

Players are going to get paid well to spend a few months playing a sport.

I was looking forward to it because I feel the NBA season is too long.  This should be a great competitive alternative.  Every game matters now.  No 'resting' your stars for the long season aka the Spurs coach (whose name escapes me) no need to manage minutes.
 
2020-07-17 2:35:13 PM  
Its inevitable that someone is going to get caught sneaking girls into the room, and infecting the whole league
 
2020-07-17 2:36:38 PM  
There is no way that this will be abused at all. What will be the over/under on when the snitch hotline is discontinued?
 
2020-07-17 4:45:54 PM  

ZM Punk: Its inevitable that someone is going to get caught sneaking girls into the room, and infecting the whole league


And with that many people together, someone might also pick up COVID
 
2020-07-17 6:21:30 PM  
On my local Reddit, about every other post is like this. "At such and such store I saw an employee pull his mask down, outside, talking to someone!"
 
2020-07-17 7:01:22 PM  

ZM Punk: Its inevitable that someone is going to get caught sneaking girls into the room, and infecting the whole league


I would have just had "groupies" inside the bubble with them.

There are a few items players will need to play basketball and the league needs to have them stocked:

-Gatorade
-Shoes
-Entertainment*
-Food
-Basketballs
 
2020-07-18 7:24:05 AM  

What_Would_Jimi_Do: On my local Reddit, about every other post is like this. "At such and such store I saw an employee pull his mask down, outside, talking to someone!"


Unfortunately, Karens are everywhere on every side of every issue. Gets them their 15 minutes of social media game by being able to post "and then I said..."
 
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