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(Mirror.co.uk)   Apparently, Amazon doesn't ship 'certain' products in a plain brown wrapper. Hilarity ensues. (may not be sfw)   (mirror.co.uk) divider line
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2020-07-17 10:15:08 AM  
She got a clit stimulator, labeled as such, and went from just the postman and her knowing she needs something to release the stress. To the whole farkin world knowing because she went to the newspapers.

I bet she lands a dude from this stunt.
 
2020-07-17 11:20:12 AM  
That's weird.  They don't me the words "Anal Intruder" wouldn't show up anywhere on the packaging.
 
2020-07-17 11:20:46 AM  
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It's not shaped like a dong, heck if I didn't look it up I couldn't tell you what these were for
 
2020-07-17 11:44:12 AM  

centrifugal bumblepuppy: [Fark user image 600x153]
It's not shaped like a dong, heck if I didn't look it up I couldn't tell you what these were for


$10 for a disposable version of a turkey baster bulb? You should feel shake for buying that.
 
2020-07-17 11:48:50 AM  

UberDave: They don't me the words "Anal Intruder" wouldn't show up anywhere on the packaging.


Apparently you are currently distracted.  Did the package arrive?
 
Xai [TotalFark]
2020-07-17 11:49:24 AM  
So embarrassed that she went to a national newspaper to tell the world about it. Yeah, Right.
 
2020-07-17 11:51:42 AM  
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2020-07-17 11:51:43 AM  
Iamos:
$10 for a disposable version of a turkey baster bulb? You should feel shake for buying that.

Freudian slip?
 
2020-07-17 11:52:47 AM  

crustysandman: She got a clit stimulator, labeled as such, and went from just the postman and her knowing she needs something to release the stress. To the whole farkin world knowing because she went to the newspapers.

I bet she lands a dude from this stunt.


Why would she need one?
 
Juc
2020-07-17 11:53:18 AM  
They blurred out the important bit, is it a cot sucker? cut sucker, like to get out snake poison? what oh what could it possibly be.
 
2020-07-17 11:53:51 AM  
snickering like a 12 year old is how I want every farking delivery from some jackhole to go down

I'm going to order one and just punch whoever delivers it to bring justice to the universe for this woman.

Ding-dong

POW!"Now we're even!"
 
2020-07-17 11:54:11 AM  
Dear Penthouse:

I never thought this would happen to me...
 
2020-07-17 11:55:00 AM  
farking Youtube doesn't have Steve Martin's Penis Creme???
 
2020-07-17 11:55:05 AM  

centrifugal bumblepuppy: [Fark user image 600x153]
It's not shaped like a dong, heck if I didn't look it up I couldn't tell you what these were for


You don't brush your teeth?
 
2020-07-17 11:56:04 AM  
This is why you don't buy stuff like that from Amazon, FFS.  You never know what kind of doofus you're dealing with on the other end.  Stick to websites that specialize in this kind of thing.
 
2020-07-17 11:56:56 AM  
How offensive is a 'Satisfyer Cat Sucker" anyways?!
 
2020-07-17 11:57:30 AM  
There's also a downside to packages being discreet, though. I think I've told this story before, but when we were teenagers, my now-wife ordered some Star Trek dvds, and when she opened one of the boxes she found a large, vibrating butt plug. She laughed and showed her mother, who turned white with embarrassment. Turns out my wife forgot to read who it was addressed to and had opened her parents' box by accident.
 
2020-07-17 11:57:51 AM  

Xai: So embarrassed that she went to a national newspaper to tell the world about it. Yeah, Right.


AND a "[Facebook] story".
 
2020-07-17 11:58:02 AM  

UberDave: That's weird.  They don't me the words "Anal Intruder" wouldn't show up anywhere on the packaging.


Just on your bank statement when you deposit the refund cheque.
 
2020-07-17 11:58:11 AM  
I feel bad for Chloe Lythgoe from Warrington. She obviously wanted to make a discrete purchase and now the postman will know that she likes her coont sucked.
 
2020-07-17 11:58:32 AM  

kryptoknightmare: There's also a downside to packages being discreet, though. I think I've told this story before, but when we were teenagers, my now-wife ordered some Star Trek dvds, and when she opened one of the boxes she found a large, vibrating butt plug. She laughed and showed her mother, who turned white with embarrassment. Turns out my wife forgot to read who it was addressed to and had opened her parents' box by accident.


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2020-07-17 11:59:10 AM  

Soup4Bonnie: snickering like a 12 year old is how I want every farking delivery from some jackhole to go down

I'm going to order one and just punch whoever delivers it to bring justice to the universe for this woman.

Ding-dong

POW!"Now we're even!"


i.imgflip.comView Full Size
 
2020-07-17 12:00:03 PM  

kryptoknightmare: There's also a downside to packages being discreet, though. I think I've told this story before, but when we were teenagers, my now-wife ordered some Star Trek dvds, and when she opened one of the boxes she found a large, vibrating butt plug. She laughed and showed her mother, who turned white with embarrassment. Turns out my wife forgot to read who it was addressed to and had opened her parents' box by accident.


I stumbled across my grandma's vibrator before, but a butt plug is a whole new level.
 
2020-07-17 12:00:19 PM  
Why be embarrassed? 90% of people masturbate and the other 10% lie about it.
 
2020-07-17 12:00:23 PM  
For years, Amazon printed your phone number on the shipping label. I tried to get them to change it, but no luck.
 
2020-07-17 12:00:31 PM  
Can we stop with fake articles that aren't satire?

Fark these websites.
 
2020-07-17 12:01:10 PM  
Call me, Chloe xoxox
 
2020-07-17 12:01:23 PM  

justinguarini4ever: kryptoknightmare: There's also a downside to packages being discreet, though. I think I've told this story before, but when we were teenagers, my now-wife ordered some Star Trek dvds, and when she opened one of the boxes she found a large, vibrating butt plug. She laughed and showed her mother, who turned white with embarrassment. Turns out my wife forgot to read who it was addressed to and had opened her parents' box by accident.

I stumbled across my grandma's vibrator before, but a butt plug is a whole new level.


You stumbled across it? How big was it???
 
2020-07-17 12:02:13 PM  

centrifugal bumblepuppy: [Fark user image 600x153]
It's not shaped like a dong, heck if I didn't look it up I couldn't tell you what these were for


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Its no secret that you never look in a woman's sock drawer. Its like opening Pandora's box.
 
2020-07-17 12:03:35 PM  
Hey, they didn't lie. It's on the label, not the packaging itself.
 
2020-07-17 12:04:20 PM  
Wait, she's embarrassed that the mailman saw it so her response is to put it on a tabloid internet site, complete with head shot?   Right.
 
2020-07-17 12:06:47 PM  
I'd like to see her "mum-bun", IYKWIMAITYD.
 
2020-07-17 12:07:42 PM  
Clit stimulators are powerful, powerful things. Friend I know picked one up, used it and came so hard, so fast she cracked a tooth. Couldn't walk for half an hour.
 
2020-07-17 12:07:57 PM  
EASY FIX - always include a gift card, Hahahaa - Pranked You!!! so embarrassing Hahaaahhaaa
 
2020-07-17 12:08:31 PM  

kb7rky: Dear Penthouse:

I never thought this would happen to me...


I'm old enough to understand this reference. : (
 
2020-07-17 12:09:23 PM  
21yo full time mum of 3.
--- I'd be more embarrassed by that !!!
 
2020-07-17 12:09:36 PM  

centrifugal bumblepuppy: [Fark user image 600x153]
It's not shaped like a dong, heck if I didn't look it up I couldn't tell you what these were for


In ear thermometer?
 
2020-07-17 12:10:21 PM  

fragMasterFlash: centrifugal bumblepuppy: [Fark user image 600x153]
It's not shaped like a dong, heck if I didn't look it up I couldn't tell you what these were for

[Fark user image 400x256]

Its no secret that you never look in a woman's sock drawer. Its like opening Pandora's box.


Sock drawer? Seriously? Who wants to cross the room when in need of that? Bedside table or what's the point?
 
2020-07-17 12:10:39 PM  

Dreamless: Iamos:
$10 for a disposable version of a turkey baster bulb? You should feel shake for buying that.

Freudian slip?


Autocorrect wants what autocorrect wants, ain't nothing you can do about that.
 
2020-07-17 12:10:55 PM  

centrifugal bumblepuppy: [Fark user image 600x153]
It's not shaped like a dong, heck if I didn't look it up I couldn't tell you what these were for


the clitoris is a nerve bundle for females to experience sexual pleasure.
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2020-07-17 12:11:22 PM  

Znuh: Clit stimulators are powerful, powerful things. Friend I know picked one up, used it and came so hard, so fast she cracked a tooth. Couldn't walk for half an hour.


dated a girl who had one. Thing was magic.
 
2020-07-17 12:12:01 PM  

JimmyFartpants: This is why you don't buy stuff like that from Amazon, FFS.  You never know what kind of doofus you're dealing with on the other end.  Stick to websites that specialize in this kind of thing.


Adam and Eve employee detected
 
2020-07-17 12:12:53 PM  

farkyorefeelings: How offensive is a 'Satisfyer Cat Sucker" anyways?!


This is why ******** ******** ******* ****** ****** ******* ****** *******.
 
2020-07-17 12:13:25 PM  

kryptoknightmare: There's also a downside to packages being discreet, though. I think I've told this story before, but when we were teenagers, my now-wife ordered some Star Trek dvds, and when she opened one of the boxes she found a large, vibrating butt plug. She laughed and showed her mother, who turned white with embarrassment. Turns out my wife forgot to read who it was addressed to and had opened her parents' box by accident.


🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
2020-07-17 12:13:26 PM  

Znuh: Clit stimulators are powerful, powerful things. Friend I know picked one up, used it and came so hard, so fast she cracked a tooth. Couldn't walk for half an hour.


I think she was using it in the wrong spot.
 
2020-07-17 12:13:28 PM  
she's 21 and already has 3 kids, who the "postie" could see standing behind her?

lady, he already knows you're not a virgin. which doesn't matter anyway....

and besides that, sex itself isn't shameful, and in these covid times masturbation is the safest sex around, she should be PROUD she ordered a great new toy. those things can be very fun.
 
2020-07-17 12:13:37 PM  

farkyorefeelings: How offensive is a 'Satisfyer Cat Sucker" anyways?!


I'm pretty sure a cat sticker is how firemen get cats down from trees without having to use ladders.
 
2020-07-17 12:13:46 PM  
Austin Powers' Penis Pump!
Youtube Za7bHIKsxc4
 
2020-07-17 12:13:57 PM  

RoboZombie: kb7rky: Dear Penthouse:

I never thought this would happen to me...

I'm old enough to understand this reference. : (


I also was a man of "Letters"...
 
2020-07-17 12:14:07 PM  

jjorsett: Xai: So embarrassed that she went to a national newspaper to tell the world about it. Yeah, Right.

AND a "[Facebook] story".


The mailman who she has to see daily is not the same as the rest of the world Jesus Christ man
 
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