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(Orlando Sentinel)   Florida man gets into a fight with his brother during a gender reveal party for his future niece or nephew so when things get violent he punches the pregnant girlfriend instead of his brother. The aristocrat   (orlandosentinel.com) divider line
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2020-07-16 9:50:36 PM  
Dear Global Warming, please reclaim Florida to the sea.  Nothing good is there.
 
2020-07-16 11:08:43 PM  
Gender Reveal done wrong, Florida style.
 
2020-07-16 11:09:25 PM  
The Florida man is the anti-hero?
 
2020-07-16 11:12:08 PM  
Was she smoking or just mad that he was telling her friends not to smoke around the kids?

During the party, Richardson told people to stop smoking near children at the party, records show.
"The victim became upset and called the defendant names," the police report said. "Per the victim, the defendant got into a fight with his brother. While the two were being separated, the victim again called him names


Not to blame the victim here but we all know a girl that loves to talk shiat and let her boyfriend do the fighting.
 
2020-07-16 11:12:12 PM  
Well at least nobody got shot so there's that
 
2020-07-16 11:12:25 PM  
Pregnant girlfriend gets punched in the face because she was giving Florida Man hell for telling people not to smoke around the kids.  Florida Man tries to do the right thing and he still runs straight into a ditch.
 
2020-07-16 11:20:16 PM  

morg: Was she smoking or just mad that he was telling her friends not to smoke around the kids?

During the party, Richardson told people to stop smoking near children at the party, records show.
"The victim became upset and called the defendant names," the police report said. "Per the victim, the defendant got into a fight with his brother. While the two were being separated, the victim again called him names

Not to blame the victim here but we all know a girl that loves to talk shiat and let her boyfriend do the fighting.


I dated a semi-insane woman who would get plastered then pick fights for me while we were out. I apologized a lot until I finally had enough.
 
2020-07-16 11:20:53 PM  

morg: Was she smoking or just mad that he was telling her friends not to smoke around the kids?

During the party, Richardson told people to stop smoking near children at the party, records show.
"The victim became upset and called the defendant names," the police report said. "Per the victim, the defendant got into a fight with his brother. While the two were being separated, the victim again called him names

Not to blame the victim here but we all know a girl that loves to talk shiat and let her boyfriend do the fighting.


I understand the notion that if you're going to get yourself into a fight be prepared to fight even if you are a girl. However, if you're pregnant and a guy knows you're pregnant then you really ought to be able to talk as much shiat as you want without getting punched in the face. When you're pregnant you really do have a pass.
 
2020-07-16 11:21:48 PM  
Florida, not even once.
 
2020-07-16 11:27:11 PM  

morg: Was she smoking or just mad that he was telling her friends not to smoke around the kids?

During the party, Richardson told people to stop smoking near children at the party, records show.
"The victim became upset and called the defendant names," the police report said. "Per the victim, the defendant got into a fight with his brother. While the two were being separated, the victim again called him names

Not to blame the victim here but we all know a girl that loves to talk shiat and let her boyfriend do the fighting.


Knows some boys that pull the exact same shiat.
 
2020-07-16 11:37:02 PM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: morg: Was she smoking or just mad that he was telling her friends not to smoke around the kids?

During the party, Richardson told people to stop smoking near children at the party, records show.
"The victim became upset and called the defendant names," the police report said. "Per the victim, the defendant got into a fight with his brother. While the two were being separated, the victim again called him names

Not to blame the victim here but we all know a girl that loves to talk shiat and let her boyfriend do the fighting.

Knows some boys that pull the exact same shiat.


Gay,or their ladies do the physical fighting for them?
 
2020-07-16 11:43:16 PM  
A Florida gender reveal party without at least 2 pregnant women getting punched and an alligator getting sexually assaulted is considered a dull affair.
 
2020-07-16 11:54:13 PM  
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2020-07-17 12:36:10 AM  
The AristoAbortocrats.
 
2020-07-17 12:46:22 AM  

morg: Was she smoking or just mad that he was telling her friends not to smoke around the kids?

During the party, Richardson told people to stop smoking near children at the party, records show.
"The victim became upset and called the defendant names," the police report said. "Per the victim, the defendant got into a fight with his brother. While the two were being separated, the victim again called him names

Not to blame the victim here but we all know a girl that loves to talk shiat and let her boyfriend do the fighting.


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2020-07-17 12:47:07 AM  

SBinRR: Pregnant girlfriend gets punched in the face because she was giving Florida Man hell for telling people not to smoke around the kids.  Florida Man tries to do the right thing and he still runs straight into a ditch.


he's not the hero Florida needs, but he's the hero it deserves
 
2020-07-17 12:48:23 AM  

Russ1642: morg: Was she smoking or just mad that he was telling her friends not to smoke around the kids?

During the party, Richardson told people to stop smoking near children at the party, records show.
"The victim became upset and called the defendant names," the police report said. "Per the victim, the defendant got into a fight with his brother. While the two were being separated, the victim again called him names

Not to blame the victim here but we all know a girl that loves to talk shiat and let her boyfriend do the fighting.

I understand the notion that if you're going to get yourself into a fight be prepared to fight even if you are a girl. However, if you're pregnant and a guy knows you're pregnant then you really ought to be able to talk as much shiat as you want without getting punched in the face. When you're pregnant you really do have a pass.


where do you come down on spitting in an abusive pregnant woman's face?

/asking for a friend.
 
2020-07-17 1:03:18 AM  

Natalie Portmanteau: Russ1642: morg: Was she smoking or just mad that he was telling her friends not to smoke around the kids?

During the party, Richardson told people to stop smoking near children at the party, records show.
"The victim became upset and called the defendant names," the police report said. "Per the victim, the defendant got into a fight with his brother. While the two were being separated, the victim again called him names

Not to blame the victim here but we all know a girl that loves to talk shiat and let her boyfriend do the fighting.

I understand the notion that if you're going to get yourself into a fight be prepared to fight even if you are a girl. However, if you're pregnant and a guy knows you're pregnant then you really ought to be able to talk as much shiat as you want without getting punched in the face. When you're pregnant you really do have a pass.

where do you come down on spitting in an abusive pregnant woman's face?

/asking for a friend.


Nobody should ever get physically assaultive with someone who is merely verbally assaultive. Argue back, or leave.

As for pregnancy... well, don't throw a snap kick to the stomach, but if a pregnant woman is physically assaulting you, you ought to be able to punch her in the face.


I've never understand the set of combat rules that tough people think should be followed.  It is almost always the following two rules:
1. If they are losing the verbal tit for tat, they get to hit you.
2. If you aren't tougher at fighting than them, you have to let them kick your ass at whatever level of force they chose to engage in, but you are a coward/pussy/whatever if you do something like stab as they try to beat you senseless.

I mean, I guess I do kind of understand it: they are thin-skinned idiots so they have to use violence to overcome stupidity, but cannot handle losing and thus get to decide how much violence is allowed; conveniently set at a level they believe they will win at.
 
2020-07-17 3:22:12 AM  
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2020-07-17 8:41:10 AM  
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Now able to leave somewhat satisfied.
 
2020-07-17 9:35:04 AM  
Sounds like another victory for DAMM (Drunks Against Mouthy Mothers)
 
2020-07-17 10:00:13 AM  

Natalie Portmanteau: Russ1642: morg: Was she smoking or just mad that he was telling her friends not to smoke around the kids?

During the party, Richardson told people to stop smoking near children at the party, records show.
"The victim became upset and called the defendant names," the police report said. "Per the victim, the defendant got into a fight with his brother. While the two were being separated, the victim again called him names

Not to blame the victim here but we all know a girl that loves to talk shiat and let her boyfriend do the fighting.

I understand the notion that if you're going to get yourself into a fight be prepared to fight even if you are a girl. However, if you're pregnant and a guy knows you're pregnant then you really ought to be able to talk as much shiat as you want without getting punched in the face. When you're pregnant you really do have a pass.

where do you come down on spitting in an abusive pregnant woman's face?

/asking for a friend.


Are we just throwing out hypotheticals here or do you have a different article? Personally I'm not in favor of spitting on people at all but mostly because I think it's just gross.
 
2020-07-17 10:08:44 AM  

morg: Natalie Portmanteau: Russ1642: morg: Was she smoking or just mad that he was telling her friends not to smoke around the kids?

During the party, Richardson told people to stop smoking near children at the party, records show.
"The victim became upset and called the defendant names," the police report said. "Per the victim, the defendant got into a fight with his brother. While the two were being separated, the victim again called him names

Not to blame the victim here but we all know a girl that loves to talk shiat and let her boyfriend do the fighting.

I understand the notion that if you're going to get yourself into a fight be prepared to fight even if you are a girl. However, if you're pregnant and a guy knows you're pregnant then you really ought to be able to talk as much shiat as you want without getting punched in the face. When you're pregnant you really do have a pass.

where do you come down on spitting in an abusive pregnant woman's face?

/asking for a friend.

Are we just throwing out hypotheticals here or do you have a different article? Personally I'm not in favor of spitting on people at all but mostly because I think it's just gross.


Just throwing out a hypothetical.

I did once see a guy who spit in a lady's face at a bar. Now, she'd been screaming at him and throwing shiat at him for like 20 minutes, so he turned and spit right in her face and told her to fark off. When people reacted badly he said "did you want me to punch her?"
 
2020-07-17 7:48:28 PM  

Smackledorfer: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: morg: Was she smoking or just mad that he was telling her friends not to smoke around the kids?

During the party, Richardson told people to stop smoking near children at the party, records show.
"The victim became upset and called the defendant names," the police report said. "Per the victim, the defendant got into a fight with his brother. While the two were being separated, the victim again called him names

Not to blame the victim here but we all know a girl that loves to talk shiat and let her boyfriend do the fighting.

Knows some boys that pull the exact same shiat.

Gay,or their ladies do the physical fighting for them?


Couple gay dudes, one guy that's a 90 lb. weasel but an unrepentant shiat-stirrer, and more than one guy that thought it was funny to watch women fight over him.  So, all of the above and a bit?  Assholeism is one of the few 100% human commonalities - no matter what demographic you can fit into, you got 'em.
 
2020-07-17 8:17:32 PM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Smackledorfer: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: morg: Was she smoking or just mad that he was telling her friends not to smoke around the kids?

During the party, Richardson told people to stop smoking near children at the party, records show.
"The victim became upset and called the defendant names," the police report said. "Per the victim, the defendant got into a fight with his brother. While the two were being separated, the victim again called him names

Not to blame the victim here but we all know a girl that loves to talk shiat and let her boyfriend do the fighting.

Knows some boys that pull the exact same shiat.

Gay,or their ladies do the physical fighting for them?

Couple gay dudes, one guy that's a 90 lb. weasel but an unrepentant shiat-stirrer, and more than one guy that thought it was funny to watch women fight over him.  So, all of the above and a bit?  Assholeism is one of the few 100% human commonalities - no matter what demographic you can fit into, you got 'em.


I wouldn't start the fight, but I have to admit I would be extremely turned on if someone picked on me and my GF beat them up.
/Then she'd carry me off to have sex ;)
 
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