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2020-07-16 1:24:30 PM  
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2020-07-16 1:27:43 PM  
his teeth are too big for his mouth
 
2020-07-16 1:29:15 PM  
drunk tweeting
 
2020-07-16 1:36:00 PM  

cooldaddygroove: his teeth are too big for his mouth


I'm Eric! can't even wear orthodontia because he's all gums. *shudder*
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2020-07-16 1:40:25 PM  

snocone: drunk tweeting


Yeah, he looks to be about 2.5 sheets to the wind (to me anyway)
 
2020-07-16 1:55:13 PM  
I hate that this person is known.
 
2020-07-16 1:58:06 PM  

cooldaddygroove: his teeth are too big for his mouth


And his brain is too small for his head.
 
2020-07-16 2:26:36 PM  
He's too stupid to speak correctly.  Like his father.
 
2020-07-16 2:27:57 PM  
He's a moron but throwing down that disclaimer that he might have been hacked before snorting ambien and mixing it with ketamine is not a bad idea.
 
2020-07-16 2:28:14 PM  
Where was Kim Guilfoyle's mouth while this was being filmed?
 
2020-07-16 2:29:44 PM  
It's the curse.

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2020-07-16 2:29:45 PM  
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2020-07-16 2:30:13 PM  
He's veering between trying to do a Southern accent and trying to sound like Hannity.  Pick one and just suck at that one thing.
 
2020-07-16 2:31:33 PM  
Was he speaking to the camera and waiting for us to answer him?
 
2020-07-16 2:31:53 PM  
Huh. For some reason when he said ten thousand he sounded Canadian to me.

Gotta find that vape pen.
 
2020-07-16 2:33:19 PM  
When I talk about the food I eat for dinner, I always say, "Lots of company Xs products" instead of things like Pork Chops Vietnamese style, or Salmon with ginger sauce.  Like a totally normal person does.
 
2020-07-16 2:35:02 PM  
Jesus, buy a chin already, shovelface. The beard ain't during it.
 
2020-07-16 2:35:24 PM  
My guess is Invisalign retainers. Half scoop has fancy braces on. Plus hereditary stupidity.
 
2020-07-16 2:36:48 PM  
in his defense if he was my father (or pretend daddy, while my real dad ran a professional wrestling business) I would be farking hammered all the time.
 
2020-07-16 2:38:49 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: cooldaddygroove: his teeth are too big for his mouth

I'm Eric! can't even wear orthodontia because he's all gums. *shudder*
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He looks like a serial killer who practices how to smile in a mirror, to blend in with normal people.
 
2020-07-16 2:40:14 PM  

RyogaM: When I talk about the food I eat for dinner, I always say, "Lots of company Xs products" instead of things like Pork Chops Vietnamese style, or Salmon with ginger sauce.  Like a totally normal person does.


Same.

I may use a lot of some company or other's stuff, but the dish is what matters. I'm not going to say "curry with coconut milk, basmati rice, chickpeas and spices from company X". You say "curry".
 
2020-07-16 2:42:05 PM  
Drunk.
 
2020-07-16 2:45:26 PM  
Does he have his name written on his shirt in case he gets lost?
 
2020-07-16 2:49:36 PM  
Is the Trump family so dumb that they need to wear a tshirt with their last name on it in big letters to remind them?

Wearing a shirt with your last name smeared across is while making sure to state the brand name of the ingredients of your dinner and slurring your way through talking about your blue check mark status seems like a totally normal thing that normal people do.
 
2020-07-16 2:50:55 PM  
Love the "hy! I'm a reglar gy doon reglar things!" intro there.
 
2020-07-16 2:56:39 PM  

Sword and Shield: RyogaM: When I talk about the food I eat for dinner, I always say, "Lots of company Xs products" instead of things like Pork Chops Vietnamese style, or Salmon with ginger sauce.  Like a totally normal person does.

Same.

I may use a lot of some company or other's stuff, but the dish is what matters. I'm not going to say "curry with coconut milk, basmati rice, chickpeas and spices from company X". You say "curry".


The whole family is pimping Goya products, but at this point I am fairly certain it is to trigger the libs.

Redneck mouth breathers are not going to run out and buy mass produced canned Mexican food because Trump is pimping it, but the clear violation of the Hatch Act frustrates those who ever thought that laws should apply to this administration.
 
2020-07-16 2:58:09 PM  

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MysterySolvent: He's intoxicated right?


Umm, that's COVID-19 positive Kimberly that prepared that yummy pork roast with canned beans?  The one that has COVID?  Yeah, that seems safe.
 
2020-07-16 3:00:13 PM  

RyogaM: When I talk about the food I eat for dinner, I always say, "Lots of company Xs products" instead of things like Pork Chops Vietnamese style, or Salmon with ginger sauce.  Like a totally normal person does.


And that's why you're not a multi-billionaire.
 
2020-07-16 3:00:35 PM  

saturn badger: Huh. For some reason when he said ten thousand he sounded Canadian to me.

Gotta find that vape pen.


And when he said out. JTFC, is that his normal voice?
 
2020-07-16 3:01:47 PM  
Goya is really one of the Most dated and unremarkable brands. Like Swanson TV dinner There products are often mediocre.
There are much better canned beans and seasonings out there.
 
2020-07-16 3:01:52 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: cooldaddygroove: his teeth are too big for his mouth

I'm Eric! can't even wear orthodontia because he's all gums. *shudder*
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2020-07-16 3:05:13 PM  

JustSayYo: Sword and Shield: RyogaM: When I talk about the food I eat for dinner, I always say, "Lots of company Xs products" instead of things like Pork Chops Vietnamese style, or Salmon with ginger sauce.  Like a totally normal person does.

Same.

I may use a lot of some company or other's stuff, but the dish is what matters. I'm not going to say "curry with coconut milk, basmati rice, chickpeas and spices from company X". You say "curry".

The whole family is pimping Goya products, but at this point I am fairly certain it is to trigger the libs.

Redneck mouth breathers are not going to run out and buy mass produced canned Mexican food because Trump is pimping it, but the clear violation of the Hatch Act frustrates those who ever thought that laws should apply to this administration.


Half scoop is not in the administration so he can hawk all he wants.
 
2020-07-16 3:08:22 PM  

saturn badger: Huh. For some reason when he said ten thousand he sounded Canadian to me.

Gotta find that vape pen.


I noticed that as well! Very strange.
 
2020-07-16 3:09:30 PM  
Hereditary? I had no idea Vince McMahon slurred his words
 
2020-07-16 3:40:07 PM  
Did I miss the thread where I'm Eric stated that Covid was a Democratic hoax and would vanish after the election?
 
2020-07-16 3:44:39 PM  
Creepy stepdad checking on the slumber party says what?
 
2020-07-16 4:04:50 PM  
A good alcoholic knows when to keep his/her mouth shut.  See Boehner not taking a call from President Obama - because John was probably lit.  Junior needs to learn...

/takes one to know one
 
2020-07-16 4:09:21 PM  

msrbley: Original: Original Tweet:

MysterySolvent: He's intoxicated right?


Umm, that's COVID-19 positive Kimberly that prepared that yummy pork roast with canned beans?  The one that has COVID?  Yeah, that seems safe.


What was he supposed to do? Cook for himself? Not an option.
 
2020-07-16 4:11:39 PM  
He looks like someone tried to recreate Timothy Olyphant but the only materials they had were feces and his dad's dentures.
 
2020-07-16 4:12:28 PM  

JustSayYo: Sword and Shield: RyogaM: When I talk about the food I eat for dinner, I always say, "Lots of company Xs products" instead of things like Pork Chops Vietnamese style, or Salmon with ginger sauce.  Like a totally normal person does.

Same.

I may use a lot of some company or other's stuff, but the dish is what matters. I'm not going to say "curry with coconut milk, basmati rice, chickpeas and spices from company X". You say "curry".

The whole family is pimping Goya products, but at this point I am fairly certain it is to trigger the libs.

Redneck mouth breathers are not going to run out and buy mass produced canned Mexican food because Trump is pimping it, but the clear violation of the Hatch Act frustrates those who ever thought that laws should apply to this administration.


The Hatch Act explicitly excludes the president from its reach. Princess Silicone and Prince Half-Scoop, however, are on their own.
 
2020-07-16 4:14:32 PM  

saturn badger: JustSayYo: Sword and Shield: RyogaM: When I talk about the food I eat for dinner, I always say, "Lots of company Xs products" instead of things like Pork Chops Vietnamese style, or Salmon with ginger sauce.  Like a totally normal person does.

Same.

I may use a lot of some company or other's stuff, but the dish is what matters. I'm not going to say "curry with coconut milk, basmati rice, chickpeas and spices from company X". You say "curry".

The whole family is pimping Goya products, but at this point I am fairly certain it is to trigger the libs.

Redneck mouth breathers are not going to run out and buy mass produced canned Mexican food because Trump is pimping it, but the clear violation of the Hatch Act frustrates those who ever thought that laws should apply to this administration.

Half scoop is not in the administration so he can hawk all he wants.


Good point. Unless he's on the federal payroll like his succubus sister is, he's in the clear.
 
2020-07-16 4:22:15 PM  
Junior is drinker,he always looks like he's been on a week long bender.
 
2020-07-16 4:29:46 PM  
Notice he doesn't show Kimberly. Probably has a shiner because the "pork" wasn't up to his standards
 
2020-07-16 4:40:42 PM  
That's how I am after dinner lots of times. Four glasses of wine will do that to ya.
 
2020-07-16 4:56:44 PM  
Kimberly, Kimberly...oh, was she the one you cheated on your wife with?
 
2020-07-16 5:10:30 PM  

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Oh he drunk... I say this as an expert in disjointed drunken rants.
 
2020-07-16 5:17:07 PM  
I Ain't Drunk
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2020-07-16 6:07:54 PM  

snocone: drunk tweeting


not alcohol. That is benzos for sure.
 
2020-07-16 6:11:27 PM  

zencanuck: snocone: drunk tweeting

not alcohol. That is benzos for sure.


maybe plus cocktails, but he is coherent-ish, which makes me suspect sedatives. Good idea for him (and ONLY him) to mix those. He should try it more.
/obv sarcasm for the treasury department's info. Merely a divinely self inflicted and apt ending, like if it was a book. Artistic License.
 
2020-07-17 10:12:34 AM  

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