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(White House)   McEnemy to hold press briefing, 2pm ET, sponsored by Goya   (whitehouse.gov) divider line
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2020-07-16 12:54:12 PM  
I'm just here for the overly dramatic exit.  I hope she trips.
 
2020-07-16 1:01:05 PM  
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2020-07-16 1:02:12 PM  
It's Goyim.

Wait. Maybe we're not talking about the same thing.
 
2020-07-16 1:03:06 PM  

Tracianne: [Fark user image image 375x549]


I LOVE this. It's going on my Facebook
 
2020-07-16 1:03:12 PM  
Well something's gonna smell like spicy wet farts.
 
2020-07-16 1:04:15 PM  
I hope she brings a binder of prepared talking points that she can rapidly flip to and read from whenever she answers a question with a special tab for the question from OANN that will allow her to condescendingly ask questions to the press right before she runs out of the room.

Bonus points if she has a slide show ready to go for the totally spontaneous and not at all coordinated question from OANN.
 
2020-07-16 1:04:24 PM  
Infrastructure Weak again?
 
2020-07-16 1:07:26 PM  

Tracianne: [Fark user image 375x549]


Loving it.
 
2020-07-16 1:15:32 PM  
Which should I wait h? Some boring ass teacher seminar I have to sit through for a measly $50 a week extra on my paycheck or this verbal diarrhea?

Tough choices, man
 
2020-07-16 1:17:54 PM  

Tracianne: [Fark user image 375x549]


I thought we were going with either "Traitor Barbie" or "Fascist Barbie."
 
2020-07-16 1:18:05 PM  

tudorgurl: Which should I wait h? Some boring ass teacher seminar I have to sit through for a measly $50 a week extra on my paycheck or this verbal diarrhea?

Tough choices, man


I dunno, man, the ass-teacher semenar sounds like my kind of party!
 
2020-07-16 1:19:19 PM  

tudorgurl: Which should I wait h? Some boring ass teacher seminar I have to sit through for a measly $50 a week extra on my paycheck or this verbal diarrhea?

Tough choices, man


Do the seminar, attend a UUAP meeting, and then demand $75... for the anguish caused by missing important historical events because you had to go to the seminar.

Hey, it might play.
 
2020-07-16 1:21:51 PM  

King Something: tudorgurl: Which should I wait h? Some boring ass teacher seminar I have to sit through for a measly $50 a week extra on my paycheck or this verbal diarrhea?

Tough choices, man

I dunno, man, the ass-teacher semenar sounds like my kind of party!


Proctology is a calling, they say.
 
2020-07-16 1:22:15 PM  
CSPAN is showing this at 2:00... has it been delayed?
 
2020-07-16 1:22:30 PM  
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2020-07-16 1:23:00 PM  

Myrdinn: Tracianne: [Fark user image 375x549]

I thought we were going with either "Traitor Barbie" or "Fascist Barbie."


You're thinking of Ann Coulter...no, wait, Laura Ingraham...no, wait, Kellyann Conway...no, wait...
 
2020-07-16 1:23:18 PM  

OldRod: CSPAN is showing this at 2:00... has it been delayed?


Possibly.  The White House site says 1pm, but we all know how they operate.
 
2020-07-16 1:23:22 PM  
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2020-07-16 1:23:41 PM  
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"Now that the CDC is out of the picture we can assure everyone that cases are going way down. Also the economy is doing gangbusters. I will now take a question from OANN. Thank you for your time."
 
2020-07-16 1:24:19 PM  
I'm surprised no one has called her "Kayleigh McInanely" yet.
 
2020-07-16 1:24:54 PM  

SurfaceTension: I'm surprised no one has called her "Kayleigh McInanely" yet.


I like that. I'm taking that. It's mine now.
 
2020-07-16 1:26:07 PM  

Tracianne: [Fark user image 375x549]


I thought that was Tomi Lahren's job...
 
2020-07-16 1:26:20 PM  

bobtheme: OldRod: CSPAN is showing this at 2:00... has it been delayed?

Possibly.  The White House site says 1pm, but we all know how they operate.


Well, it is past 1 pm eastern, so...

and

SurfaceTension: I'm surprised no one has called her "Kayleigh McInanely" yet.


Because she is actively causing harm.  Inanity has a flavour of useless action, not harmful action.
 
2020-07-16 1:27:53 PM  
It's almost like all the time spent by journalists asking these useless assholes questions and getting nothing but lies in return was ... stupid and pointless.

STOP GOING TO THESE farkING THINGS. Just stop.
 
2020-07-16 1:28:19 PM  

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2020-07-16 1:28:25 PM  
What's today's expected topic she's going to lie about?  The Silent Majority, which is neither?  The disappearing virus?  Tax returns he will turn over when the audits which don't exist are done?  A quality retail product made by a CEO who gave him a handy?  His executive order replacing Ginsburg with Rudy?
 
2020-07-16 1:28:45 PM  
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2020-07-16 1:30:04 PM  

SurfaceTension: I'm surprised no one has called her "Kayleigh McInanely" yet.


I like Kaylie Maganinny
 
2020-07-16 1:30:47 PM  
I'm so glad Satan hired me for a managment job in Hell after my long life.

I'm arranging for Kayleigh McEnany and Eric Harris to be roommates.
 
2020-07-16 1:30:57 PM  
Honestly, with all the other norms shattered I'm somewhat surprised Dump & Co. *haven't* used endorsements.

"Welcome to the 2020 Coca-Cola / KFC State of the Union Address!!!"
 
2020-07-16 1:31:46 PM  

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Saw this floating around Twitter today

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2020-07-16 1:32:06 PM  
Since this being the Trump administration, and they love themselves some beans lately, this sprang to mind

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2020-07-16 1:32:22 PM  
I'm just gonna give you all a summary transcript so you have it ahead of time:
"Blah blah blah LIES...Blah blah blah BULLshiat...Blah blah blah ::wet farting noises::" "cue dramatic walkout"
 
2020-07-16 1:32:25 PM  

optimistic_cynic: King Something: tudorgurl: Which should I wait h? Some boring ass teacher seminar I have to sit through for a measly $50 a week extra on my paycheck or this verbal diarrhea?

Tough choices, man

I dunno, man, the ass-teacher semenar sounds like my kind of party!

Proctology is a calling, they say.


Hah!  Proctology is just a fancy city-word for what we call gerbil ranching.
 
2020-07-16 1:32:36 PM  

bobtheme: I'm just here for the overly dramatic exit.  I hope she trips.


wHy ArE lIbS aFrAiD oF a StRoNg CoNsErVaTiVe WoMaN
 
2020-07-16 1:32:48 PM  
"Kayleigh?  Would the President consider building the southern border wall using cans of Goya beans?"
 
2020-07-16 1:33:42 PM  

Myrdinn: Tracianne: [Fark user image 375x549]

I thought we were going with either "Traitor Barbie" or "Fascist Barbie."


I think that's Tammy Lasagnen
 
2020-07-16 1:34:20 PM  

centrifugal bumblepuppy: [Fark user image 850x602]


I see someone finally has the neck accurately scaled.
 
2020-07-16 1:34:48 PM  
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2020-07-16 1:35:32 PM  
What action has the president taken to punish Russia for putting a bounty on our troops?
 
2020-07-16 1:35:46 PM  

Palined Parenthood: bobtheme: I'm just here for the overly dramatic exit.  I hope she trips.

wHy ArE lIbS aFrAiD oF a StRoNg CoNsErVaTiVe WoMaN


HAESFADFSRNCNEVTVWMN.

Haes Fadf Srnc Nevtw Wmn

Has fade served newer women?  Not certain if I have the secret decoder thingie working right.  I mean, normally it talks about Ovaltine.
 
2020-07-16 1:38:16 PM  
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2020-07-16 1:38:21 PM  

Myrdinn: Palined Parenthood: bobtheme: I'm just here for the overly dramatic exit.  I hope she trips.

wHy ArE lIbS aFrAiD oF a StRoNg CoNsErVaTiVe WoMaN

HAESFADFSRNCNEVTVWMN.

Haes Fadf Srnc Nevtw Wmn

Has fade served newer women?  Not certain if I have the secret decoder thingie working right.  I mean, normally it talks about Ovaltine.


This just raises more questions than it answers!
 
2020-07-16 1:38:41 PM  
But anyway, I do get the feeling that something huge is about to drop by tomorrow
 
2020-07-16 1:38:45 PM  

relaxitsjustme: What action has the president taken to punish Russia for putting a bounty on our troops?


Has anyone *ever* asked her this?

I mean, I'm sure her response would be "The president has been tougher on Russia than any other administration..." but has anyone actually asked?
 
2020-07-16 1:39:51 PM  

EighthDay: SurfaceTension: I'm surprised no one has called her "Kayleigh McInanely" yet.

I like that. I'm taking that. It's mine now.


My favorite has been "Kayleigh MAGAninny".
 
2020-07-16 1:40:06 PM  

Palined Parenthood: But anyway, I do get the feeling that something huge is about to drop by tomorrow


Hamberder turds
 
2020-07-16 1:40:52 PM  

Tracianne: [Fark user image 375x549]


More of a Bratz Doll.

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2020-07-16 1:41:04 PM  

Palined Parenthood: But anyway, I do get the feeling that something huge is about to drop by tomorrow


You were certainly right last Friday :)
 
2020-07-16 1:41:08 PM  

Palined Parenthood: But anyway, I do get the feeling that something huge is about to drop by tomorrow


One piano falling on your head is noteworthy. 5-10 pianos falling on your head every week become statistics.
 
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