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2020-07-16 12:51:04 PM  
George Conway needs to file for divorce and full custody of Claudia.
 
2020-07-16 12:53:25 PM  
I can only assume the smell is brimstone.
 
2020-07-16 12:56:05 PM  

Purple_Urkle: George Conway needs to file for divorce and full custody of Claudia.


And ruin the grift?
 
2020-07-16 12:57:16 PM  
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2020-07-16 12:59:50 PM  
Where did you learn to talk that way...WHERE?!?

I learned it from Trump...I LEARNED IT FROM TRUMP!!!
 
2020-07-16 1:05:21 PM  
"Smellyanne" is better.
 
2020-07-16 1:06:12 PM  
It's the Post anyone got a precis?
 
2020-07-16 1:06:50 PM  
You'd think Kellyanne would be better prepared to handle online trolling by a child.
 
2020-07-16 1:06:51 PM  
What are they feeding her? I hope she knows it's not her fault. Someone should write a song.
 
2020-07-16 1:07:04 PM  
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2020-07-16 1:08:02 PM  
She's an actual 15 year old girl and she tweets less and has thicker skin than the president.
 
2020-07-16 1:08:27 PM  
I prefer whorish, amoral, nazi, lying, racist, traitorous sack of f*cking shiat, but then my mother raised me to be respectful.
 
2020-07-16 1:09:24 PM  
I knew it, I'll bet she has a stench about her.
 
2020-07-16 1:10:01 PM  
I do not believe that George Conway hates his wife the way he pretends to on the internet.

I'm willing to entertain the possibility that a teenage daughter hates her mother.  Especially *this* mother.

But ... gotta be honest ... the grift runs deep with *everyone* up in here these days.
 
2020-07-16 1:10:58 PM  

TheHighlandHowler: "Smellyanne" is better.


Mention it to her. She's only 15 and could use some help.
 
2020-07-16 1:11:05 PM  
That's a rough 15
 
2020-07-16 1:11:09 PM  
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2020-07-16 1:11:28 PM  
You just know that this is going to be a reality TV show, and that the ratings will be through the roof.

/Le sigh ...
 
2020-07-16 1:11:37 PM  
The Conways use the false idea that they disagree to keep the media enthralled.
They have now used this idiocy to promote their daughter's brand and the media eats it up.
You idiots let these same people tell you who to vote for in the Democratic Primary.
 
2020-07-16 1:11:48 PM  

RainDawg: She's an actual 15 year old girl and she tweets less and has thicker skin than the president.


That's why it really irritates me when Republicans get compared to teenage girls.

I know teenage girls, and the worst of them is not nearly as shiatty as the best Republican.
 
2020-07-16 1:12:02 PM  
 
2020-07-16 1:13:28 PM  
Can we please stop giving these horrible people the attention they so desperately crave, starting now? Thanks!
 
2020-07-16 1:13:42 PM  

gilgigamesh: I can only assume the smell is brimstone.


Venezuelan beaver cheese.
 
2020-07-16 1:14:04 PM  

gilgigamesh: I can only assume the smell is brimstone.


Cobwebs, candle soot, and the musk of ancient disintegrated corpses.

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2020-07-16 1:14:22 PM  

TrixieDelite: "Smelly Kell, Smelly Kell..."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92vTUF​qy3gU


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2020-07-16 1:14:46 PM  

sinner4ever: The Conways use the false idea that they disagree to keep the media enthralled.


Exactly. Its just a Carville & Matlin reboot.
 
2020-07-16 1:15:49 PM  
Jesus, she's a cadaver.
 
2020-07-16 1:16:28 PM  
Kellyanne Conway is a child abuser.
 
2020-07-16 1:17:57 PM  
Uh, 15.
Would Kelly leave her daughter with her boss for say 30 minutes?
 
2020-07-16 1:18:08 PM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Jesus, she's a cadaver.


Lich
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2020-07-16 1:18:13 PM  
I mean ... LOL. And yeah, "Smellyanne" would be better.
 
2020-07-16 1:18:41 PM  
Here she is after her daily soul devouring of an interned Central American child.

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2020-07-16 1:18:55 PM  

Purple_Urkle: George Conway needs to file for divorce and full custody of Claudia.


It's all an act.

Smelly Kelly is a mercenary.  She doesn't care who she works for as long as she is getting paid.  She will say anything and everything in defense of her current employer without a moment's hesitation and zero regret.

Show me a recording of her made without her knowledge where she is talking privately about how she loves Trump and how everything Trump says is true and only then will I believe it.
 
2020-07-16 1:20:07 PM  
Part of the whole reason why Republicans are against safety nets is because safety nets enable abused teenagers to flee their abusive parents when they're 18.
 
2020-07-16 1:21:49 PM  
Smelly Kelly worships Dumpy Trumpy
 
2020-07-16 1:22:04 PM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: I mean ... LOL. And yeah, "Smellyanne" would be better.


Username checks out.
 
2020-07-16 1:23:20 PM  

sinner4ever: The Conways use the false idea that they disagree to keep the media enthralled.
They have now used this idiocy to promote their daughter's brand and the media eats it up.
You idiots let these same people tell you who to vote for in the Democratic Primary.


Thing is, dems treat both Conways as what they are: occasionally amusing entertainment. Repubs can't really say that.
 
2020-07-16 1:23:26 PM  
Anyone notice how in families with mixed political leanings, the right wingers are the most dysfunctional?
 
2020-07-16 1:23:27 PM  
Note - I don't normally make public figures into caricatures for ad hominem purposes.

But this woman deserves it.

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2020-07-16 1:24:48 PM  

Officer Barrelroll: Purple_Urkle: George Conway needs to file for divorce and full custody of Claudia.

It's all an act.

Smelly Kelly is a mercenary.  She doesn't care who she works for as long as she is getting paid.  She will say anything and everything in defense of her current employer without a moment's hesitation and zero regret.

Show me a recording of her made without her knowledge where she is talking privately about how she loves Trump and how everything Trump says is true and only then will I believe it.


It's not an act.
I have an abusive Trumpanzee mom too.

She says she loves me but it's a manipulative lie and I'm too old to fall for it and she's proven daily that she's not to be trusted. The woman harms me. I HATE HER!

Likely, Claudia is an orphan though her parents are technically alive, it's doubtful that they function like real parents who actually love their child.
 
2020-07-16 1:25:18 PM  

sinner4ever: The Conways use the false idea that they disagree to keep the media enthralled.
They have now used this idiocy to promote their daughter's brand and the media eats it up.
You idiots let these same people tell you who to vote for in the Democratic Primary.


So you genuinely think that Democrats are listening to Kellyanne Conway and her 15-year-old daughter (who, AFAIK, has never weighed in on primary contestants)?

Interdasting ...
 
2020-07-16 1:25:23 PM  
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/the whole gotdamn family
 
2020-07-16 1:25:44 PM  
Haha she smells like shiat, but seriously fark this family
 
2020-07-16 1:26:55 PM  

F5 F5 Esc: Smelly Pirate Hooker: I mean ... LOL. And yeah, "Smellyanne" would be better.

Username checks out.


She lives up to her farkie every day.

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2020-07-16 1:27:34 PM  
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2020-07-16 1:28:23 PM  

BeesNuts: I do not believe that George Conway hates his wife the way he pretends to on the internet.

I'm willing to entertain the possibility that a teenage daughter hates her mother.  Especially *this* mother.

But ... gotta be honest ... the grift runs deep with *everyone* up in here these days.


I haven't heard of him saying anything about his wife on the internet...

I mean, you don't think he's married to Trump, do you? Remember, he hasn't said anything any more extreme than what she said before she signed on. This really isn't hard to figure out, Kellyanne is just playing a role, she hasn't changed her views, and since George isn't getting paid, he isn't playing any kind of role.

So simple anyone should be able to figure out, but Farkers really seem to have trouble with this concept.
 
2020-07-16 1:28:47 PM  

sinner4ever: The Conways use the false idea that they disagree to keep the media enthralled.
They have now used this idiocy to promote their daughter's brand and the media eats it up.
You idiots let these same people tell you who to vote for in the Democratic Primary.


Possibly. I do know a guy who does not get into political discussions with his wife. They don't tune into cable news at home either. She's a born and raised fundy breeder who is probably two steps from being a full-blown Storm Trumper. He's the libbiest lib who ever libbed a lib cause. Their campaign contributions probably are hilarious dichotomy.

Miss Fundamentalist would be considered a sexual deviant by her ilk, as she likes getting filled on the side (they're in an open relationship, so no secrets) by other men. After they had five kids, she talked to him, and offered him a female friend on the regular if he was ok with her getting stuffed by that gal's hubby on the regular. On top of that she also likes farking women, like literally farking them with a strap-on, and admits she stayed a "virgin" by only doing anal until she got married. She is definitely not Miss Missionary lol.

While she's not much to look at now, and neither is Georgie, how much would you like to bet she was a total freak in bed?
 
2020-07-16 1:29:44 PM  
What a coincidence I call my mom Fancy Nancy.

Wait...
 
2020-07-16 1:31:56 PM  

Jairzinho: Uh, 15.
Would Kelly leave her daughter with her boss for say 30 minutes?


These people would whore out all of their children and rat out anyone close to them just to get an inch closer to the throne.
 
2020-07-16 1:33:15 PM  
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Smelly Kelly, smel-ly kelly, what are they feeding you?

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