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(EurekAlert)   None. None more ultra-black   (eurekalert.org) divider line
    More: Obvious, Skin, Ocean, black fish skin, Light, unique arrangement of pigment, Melanin, Photon, Digestion  
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2020-07-16 7:15:03 PM  
Now we just need to keep the cops from murdering these fish.
 
2020-07-16 7:28:46 PM  
Super-cool. Good find, subby.
 
2020-07-16 10:50:58 PM  
We've seen this before. Is there a drummer we can punish for being wrong about none more ultra black? Any drummer?
 
2020-07-16 10:56:01 PM  
You know, there's Metal and there's a fish that spends their whole life in the dark, murdering or farking everything they meet, sometimes both. Oh, in the most desolate and devoid desert on this planet.

That's Metal.
 
2020-07-16 10:57:32 PM  
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2020-07-16 11:05:10 PM  

Unknown Subject: Now we just need to keep the cops from murdering these fish.


NSFW
dont be a Menace
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2020-07-16 11:16:28 PM  
i had hoped that this would be about a dye darker than Vantablack, because fark Anish Kapoor.
 
2020-07-17 12:35:40 AM  
Smell the glove
 
2020-07-17 12:44:19 AM  
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2020-07-17 7:38:41 AM  

Gordon Bennett: i had hoped that this would be about a dye darker than Vantablack, because fark Anish Kapoor.


MIT did it, I see at least a few different new materials darker than Vanta Black. 99.995% light absorbed.

I wish they'd report how much this fish absorbed.
 
2020-07-17 11:45:34 AM  
FTA: "Ultra-black fish skin absorbs more than 99.5% of light in a new, extremely efficient way, a discovery that may advance high-tech optical and camouflage technology"

How long has this fish existed? and it's 'a new, extremely efficient way'.

No, no it's not.
 
2020-07-17 12:27:30 PM  
CB4 - I'm Black Y'all
Youtube rZHwGnGrm_k
 
2020-07-17 12:36:51 PM  

recondite cetacean: We've seen this before. Is there a drummer we can punish for being wrong about none more ultra black? Any drummer?


I thought it was one of the guitarists?

Anyway - the drummers are already dead through various events.
 
2020-07-17 2:05:40 PM  
This just in, Hotblack Desiato looking to refurb his limo.
 
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