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(Local10 WPLG)   Jesus Christ, what happened to his head?   (local10.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Bishop, Deacon Edivaldo da Saliva, Christianity, statue of Jesus Christ, Miami-Dade County, Florida, South Florida church, Florida, Miami  
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2020-07-16 1:06:23 PM  
13 votes:
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wut?
 
2020-07-16 3:20:35 PM  
10 votes:
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"Look how they massacred my boy. Again."
 
2020-07-16 3:17:26 PM  
10 votes:

some_beer_drinker: [snopes.com image 400x400]
wut?


I was expecting more like:

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2020-07-16 3:23:47 PM  
9 votes:
What's wrong with his head? Let's ask Ben Carson Jesus!

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2020-07-16 3:48:35 PM  
7 votes:
"It's on backwards!"

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2020-07-16 3:45:04 PM  
7 votes:
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2020-07-16 3:36:22 PM  
7 votes:

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"Look how they massacred my boy. Again."


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2020-07-16 3:29:37 PM  
7 votes:
Well yeah, as much as the poor bastard has had to do this, damage is inevitable

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2020-07-16 4:08:15 PM  
6 votes:
I've got 20monetary units for the GoFundMe if they use one of the specialists in religious art restoration found in the Farkives.

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2020-07-16 3:18:48 PM  
6 votes:
(Expects Spaceballs reference)
"It's on backwards!"
(Reads article)
"Why didn't someone tell him his ass was so big?"
 
2020-07-16 12:23:01 PM  
6 votes:
According to ancient mythology, if enough people pray real hard, he can regenerate one after three days, but you have do do the rituals of burning incense, and subjugation women, and taking all their So are change to pay off pederasty suits.
 
2020-07-16 3:17:39 PM  
5 votes:
Sorry.  I thought it was made of chocolate.
 
2020-07-16 3:31:53 PM  
4 votes:
He got a long look at what his followers have been up to in his name, and it asploded.
 
2020-07-16 3:20:46 PM  
4 votes:
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2020-07-16 12:42:49 PM  
4 votes:

vudukungfu: According to ancient mythology, if enough people pray real hard, he can regenerate one after three days, but you have do do the rituals of burning incense, and subjugation women, and taking all their So are change to pay off pederasty suits.


It also works if you just say the statue regenerated its head and then ascended into heaven, write a bunch of fun stories describing the miracle, and then 100 years later destroy all records that say otherwise.
 
2020-07-16 4:11:28 PM  
3 votes:
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Nice Head, Brah
 
2020-07-16 3:33:22 PM  
3 votes:
This is the Roman Catholic Church which loves Jesus so much that they put a little model of him being tortured to death in every classroom they run?
 
2020-07-16 3:18:31 PM  
3 votes:
Somebody mistook it for Baal.
 
2020-07-16 10:26:20 PM  
2 votes:
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2020-07-16 3:28:12 PM  
2 votes:
Simpsons did it!
 
2020-07-16 3:20:15 PM  
2 votes:
Uh oh now you done it

Better start building a ark now.
 
2020-07-16 9:48:33 PM  
1 vote:

AstroJesus: There can be only one.


It wasn't that damn Kurgan...He respects sacred ground...
 
2020-07-16 6:49:55 PM  
1 vote:

Langdon_777: Any chance it just fell over?  There seems to be no other evidence of vandalism.


No no no! It's a conspiracy by the Rothschilds and Soros through the Deep State to promote Black Lives Matter and child sex rings in pizza restaurant basements while destroying the sanctity of marriage and turning this into a communist nation that burns Christians alive for saying they believe in God and Donald Trump. The beheaded Christ was a secret message from paid Antifa rioters and the LGBTQ+ community (who have stolen the rainbow from Jesus!) DO YOUR RESEARCH AND STUDY IT OUT SHEEPLE!
 
2020-07-16 3:47:09 PM  
1 vote:

BlackChickWhiteAccent: What's wrong with his head? Let's ask Ben Carson Jesus!

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Jesus was a Klingon?
 
2020-07-16 3:44:06 PM  
1 vote:
Maybe the priest rectum.
 
2020-07-16 3:30:47 PM  
1 vote:
I used to live in West Kendall.  90% possibility of it just being bored kids.
 
2020-07-16 3:30:01 PM  
1 vote:
Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery - Head Puns
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2020-07-16 3:18:17 PM  
1 vote:
False flag.  They want to believe that the Black Lives Matter crowd is anti-Jesus, but are ignoring the fact that Black people are better Christians that White Christians.
 
2020-07-16 3:16:44 PM  
1 vote:
He saw all the evangelicals worshiping Trump and doing evil in his name and his head exploded.
 
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