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(Local10 WPLG)   Jesus Christ, what happened to his head?   ( divider line
    More: Florida, Bishop, Deacon Edivaldo da Saliva, Christianity, statue of Jesus Christ, Miami-Dade County, Florida, South Florida church, Florida, Miami  
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5856 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Jul 2020 at 3:14 PM (26 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2020-07-16 3:16:44 PM  
16 votes:
He saw all the evangelicals worshiping Trump and doing evil in his name and his head exploded.
2020-07-16 3:18:17 PM  
9 votes:
False flag.  They want to believe that the Black Lives Matter crowd is anti-Jesus, but are ignoring the fact that Black people are better Christians that White Christians.
2020-07-16 3:22:45 PM  
5 votes:

Glorious Golden Ass: False flag.  They want to believe that the Black Lives Matter crowd is anti-Jesus, but are ignoring the fact that Black people are better Christians that White Christians.

If true, it would make zero sense for BLM to be anti-Jesus. Jesus was a protester himself and he would be an inspiration today
2020-07-16 3:17:23 PM  
4 votes:
Ehh, just wait a few days.
2020-07-16 3:18:48 PM  
3 votes:
(Expects Spaceballs reference)
"It's on backwards!"
(Reads article)
"Why didn't someone tell him his ass was so big?"
2020-07-16 4:58:20 PM  
2 votes:
Let me say this, as an atheist.

He does not deserve this treatment.

He has suffered enough, not only at the hands of the Romans, but also the Catholics and Protestants and Orthodox and various others of that ilk. Go behead some Trumpers, dammit! Leave the poor boy alone!
2020-07-16 3:19:58 PM  
2 votes:
At this time destroying statues in more of a sport than protest.
2020-07-16 3:17:26 PM  
2 votes:

some_beer_drinker: [ image 400x400]

I was expecting more like:

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2020-07-16 10:32:46 PM  
1 vote:
It was done by somebody who actually read the bible.

Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness [of any thing] that [is] in heaven above, or that [is] in the earth beneath, or that [is] in the water under the earth: Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them

God specifically said don't make a statue and worship it.
2020-07-16 6:29:42 PM  
1 vote:
Any chance it just fell over?  There seems to be no other evidence of vandalism.
2020-07-16 3:47:09 PM  
1 vote:

BlackChickWhiteAccent: What's wrong with his head? Let's ask Ben Carson Jesus!

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Jesus was a Klingon?
2020-07-16 3:45:04 PM  
1 vote:
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2020-07-16 3:30:47 PM  
1 vote:
I used to live in West Kendall.  90% possibility of it just being bored kids.
2020-07-16 3:30:01 PM  
1 vote:
Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery - Head Puns
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2020-07-16 12:23:01 PM  
1 vote:
According to ancient mythology, if enough people pray real hard, he can regenerate one after three days, but you have do do the rituals of burning incense, and subjugation women, and taking all their So are change to pay off pederasty suits.
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