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(NYPost)   Spirit Airline passengers fail to make it beyond the ticket counter before attacking staff   (nypost.com) divider line
    More: Florida, US Airways, Tymaya Wright, South Florida metropolitan area, Airport, Broward County, Florida, Spirit airline employees, Miramar, Florida, Southwest Airlines  
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WGJ [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2020-07-16 8:57:51 AM  
Sigh...
 
2020-07-16 8:58:21 AM  
The only airline that needs bouncers.
 
2020-07-16 9:27:30 AM  
Awesome video...

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2020-07-16 9:41:39 AM  
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2020-07-16 9:41:57 AM  
When Philadelphia meets Florida, nothing good can happen.
 
2020-07-16 9:43:21 AM  
You couldn't pay me to fly Spirit Airlines.

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2020-07-16 9:43:25 AM  
Philly, is there anything it can't do?
 
2020-07-16 9:44:14 AM  
That's pretty good self restraint.

We will now begin boarding.  First Class passengers...  Now villany scum seats 1 through 2.  Now the truly flatulent in seats 3 through 5.  Crying children in seats 6a through 8b.  Drunken rowdies in seats 9g through 22 a.  Everyone else expect Harry Freakstorms. Your seat was removed for medical reasons (we can't stand you).  Please return to the ticketing agent kiosk for more frustration and a $5 voucher for a bag of peanuts.
 
2020-07-16 9:44:45 AM  

Walker: You couldn't pay me to fly Spirit Airlines.

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username, and so on.
 
2020-07-16 9:45:47 AM  
TSA LIVES MATTER
 
2020-07-16 9:45:48 AM  

Walker: You couldn't pay me to fly Spirit Airlines.

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Most of those 3 inches are made up in having much thinner seats. The spacing between seats doesn't feel especially tiny (though it is smaller), but the seats are thin as heck.
 
2020-07-16 9:47:07 AM  
Such charming, civilized, folks.
 
2020-07-16 9:47:35 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: That's pretty good self restraint.

We will now begin boarding.  First Class passengers...  Now villany scum seats 1 through 2.  Now the truly flatulent in seats 3 through 5.  Crying children in seats 6a through 8b.  Drunken rowdies in seats 9g through 22 a.  Everyone else expect Harry Freakstorms. Your seat was removed for medical reasons (we can't stand you).  Please return to the ticketing agent kiosk for more frustration and a $5 voucher for a bag of peanuts.


A $5 voucher for a $7 bag.
 
2020-07-16 9:47:39 AM  
I could save a few bucks flying Spirit or shopping at Wal-Mart but I can pay a bit more to not deal with shopping at Wal-Mart or flying Spirit.
 
2020-07-16 9:51:36 AM  

FloriduhGuy: TSA LIVES MATTER


What does this have to do with the TSA?
 
2020-07-16 9:52:23 AM  

MindStalker: Walker: You couldn't pay me to fly Spirit Airlines.

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Most of those 3 inches are made up in having much thinner seats. The spacing between seats doesn't feel especially tiny (though it is smaller), but the seats are thin as heck.


I have a bad back and long legs.
I need as thick seats and seat backs and as much legroom as possible.
Also Spirit nickel and dimes you to death.

Photo from the below article entitled "Dear Spirit Airlines: You Are the Worst"
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https://www.phillymag.com/news/2017/0​6​/27/spirit-airlines-worst-airline/
 
2020-07-16 9:53:30 AM  
I flew Spirit once. Got delayed in Las Vegas. I went up to the ticket agent and politely asked if I had time to grab some food.

She just absolutely ghosted me. Just stood there and looked straight forward. She wasn't typing or working, but just standing there like she was guarding Buckingham Palace. I asked again. Same reaction. She just did not give a shiat.

So I can sympathize with these three women. Spirit is the farking worst.
 
2020-07-16 9:54:22 AM  

Giant Clown Shoe: The only airline that needs bouncers.


I'm starting to think they need to rebrand as something like "Placid Airlines."
 
2020-07-16 9:54:47 AM  
The original is a way better report and video.
 
2020-07-16 9:57:04 AM  
Were they asked to wear masks?  *click* No? Wow, I'm honestly surprised.
 
2020-07-16 9:57:04 AM  
I bet the hair extensions were really flyin'!
 
2020-07-16 10:08:25 AM  
Eagles fans.
 
2020-07-16 10:12:59 AM  

angryjd: Eagles fans.


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2020-07-16 10:21:12 AM  

Disclaimer: I flew Spirit once. Got delayed in Las Vegas. I went up to the ticket agent and politely asked if I had time to grab some food.

She just absolutely ghosted me. Just stood there and looked straight forward. She wasn't typing or working, but just standing there like she was guarding Buckingham Palace. I asked again. Same reaction. She just did not give a shiat.

So I can sympathize with these three women. Spirit is the farking worst.


they use mannequins to save on money.
 
2020-07-16 10:27:45 AM  

FrancoFile: When Philadelphia meets Florida, nothing good can happen.


On Spirit.
During a pandemic.

We're lucky nothing was torched.
 
2020-07-16 10:29:51 AM  

MindStalker: Walker: You couldn't pay me to fly Spirit Airlines.

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Most of those 3 inches are made up in having much thinner seats. The spacing between seats doesn't feel especially tiny (though it is smaller), but the seats are thin as heck.


Too bad the same can't be said about their customers.
 
2020-07-16 10:34:51 AM  

Walker: You couldn't pay me to fly Spirit Airlines.

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I took Spirit once.  The Big Front Seat is pretty nice for a nominal upcharge.
 
2020-07-16 10:41:17 AM  

EasilyDistracted: FloriduhGuy: TSA LIVES MATTER

What does this have to do with the TSA?


What does anything have to do with anything?
 
2020-07-16 10:41:34 AM  
yourenothelping.jpg

Not that we haven't seen plenty of white people doing shiat like this. We all have.
 
2020-07-16 10:44:22 AM  
This is like going to McDonald's and getting mad when they hand you a mcdonald's hamburger. You knew what you were paying for jackasses! If you want first class service fly JetBlue!
 
2020-07-16 10:46:19 AM  
I saw, but didn't read or click on, this story earlier. I legitimately was asking myself, why they  needed 3 mug shots of this poor soul.
I think I need new glasses.
Also, just write an ugly Yelp and move on ppl. No stupid working slug is worth jail and court b.s. nevermind you have little chance of beating the case
 
2020-07-16 10:47:42 AM  

FrancoFile: When Philadelphia meets Florida, nothing good can happen.


It wasn't a Flyers/Panthers game.


Boston Bruins vs New York Rangers - Fight In The Stands
Youtube VMcbdBYuGTE


"I tried to take a Spirit Airlines flight and a Bruins/Rangers game broke out...."
 
2020-07-16 10:48:21 AM  

Walker: MindStalker: Walker: You couldn't pay me to fly Spirit Airlines.

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Most of those 3 inches are made up in having much thinner seats. The spacing between seats doesn't feel especially tiny (though it is smaller), but the seats are thin as heck.

I have a bad back and long legs.
I need as thick seats and seat backs and as much legroom as possible.
Also Spirit nickel and dimes you to death.

Photo from the below article entitled "Dear Spirit Airlines: You Are the Worst"
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https://www.phillymag.com/news/2017/06​/27/spirit-airlines-worst-airline/


WTF?

LOL. Might as well bus. Hell, this makes bus seem giant. WTF
 
2020-07-16 10:59:12 AM  
Tried Spirit once...hundreds of people stuck at gates at O'Hare.  After numerous delays, gave up on my quick trip to Minneapolis and got a refund. As I left, they were still checking people in for flights that weren't going to happen.  Got more information from my phone that day than from the Spirit Agents...will never use them again.
 
2020-07-16 11:06:09 AM  
Bill Burr was right all along.
 
2020-07-16 11:19:53 AM  

Walker: You couldn't pay me to fly Spirit Airlines.

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Distorted graphs don't ever help your argument. Instead they make you look like a farking idiot.
 
2020-07-16 11:23:34 AM  

Salmon: Disclaimer: I flew Spirit once. Got delayed in Las Vegas. I went up to the ticket agent and politely asked if I had time to grab some food.

She just absolutely ghosted me. Just stood there and looked straight forward. She wasn't typing or working, but just standing there like she was guarding Buckingham Palace. I asked again. Same reaction. She just did not give a shiat.

So I can sympathize with these three women. Spirit is the farking worst.

they use mannequins to save on money.


If you want a living agent, you have to pay the sentient service fee.

But it's much more expensive if you didn't buy it when you booked.
 
2020-07-16 11:26:57 AM  

Walker: MindStalker: Walker: You couldn't pay me to fly Spirit Airlines.

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Most of those 3 inches are made up in having much thinner seats. The spacing between seats doesn't feel especially tiny (though it is smaller), but the seats are thin as heck.

I have a bad back and long legs.
I need as thick seats and seat backs and as much legroom as possible.
Also Spirit nickel and dimes you to death.

Photo from the below article entitled "Dear Spirit Airlines: You Are the Worst"
[Fark user image 850x637]

https://www.phillymag.com/news/2017/06​/27/spirit-airlines-worst-airline/


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2020-07-16 11:27:02 AM  
 
2020-07-16 11:28:59 AM  

Salmon: Disclaimer: I flew Spirit once. Got delayed in Las Vegas. I went up to the ticket agent and politely asked if I had time to grab some food.

She just absolutely ghosted me. Just stood there and looked straight forward. She wasn't typing or working, but just standing there like she was guarding Buckingham Palace. I asked again. Same reaction. She just did not give a shiat.

So I can sympathize with these three women. Spirit is the farking worst.

they use mannequins to save on money.


Maybe they should use Punching bags with faces drawn on them with sharpie.

/Seems that's what the customers want.
 
2020-07-16 11:29:28 AM  
*ding

You are now free to move about the beatdown.
 
2020-07-16 11:33:53 AM  
I once flew on Spirit for work. I was trying to save the company money. After I sat in my seat, I dropped a pen. Tried to reach down and grab it and promptly smacked my head against the seat in fro t of me. There was no way I could maneuver to get it. I gave up....I was never going to see that pen again. I also will never fly (Dis)Spirit airlines again
 
2020-07-16 11:37:56 AM  

softshoes: Bill Burr was right all along.


One bridge having motherfarkers
 
2020-07-16 11:39:11 AM  

Russ1642: Walker: You couldn't pay me to fly Spirit Airlines.

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Distorted graphs don't ever help your argument. Instead they make you look like a farking idiot.


It wasn't my graph. I just did a Google image search on legroom on US airlines for 2020 and that came up.

How's this one?
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How's this fact:
Skytrax is a 28-year-old UK-based company that maintains ratings of airlines all over the world, with a one-star rating for the worst of the worst and five stars for the best of the best. Good airlines love to tout their Skytrax ratings and awards on their websites and in advertisements.

So I guess we shouldn't be very surprised that Spirit doesn't mention its Skytrax rating anywhere. After 25 years in business as Spirit, the airline holds the dubious distinction of being the only U.S. airline on the Skytrax list of carriers with a two-star rating, nestled among Iran Air and Sudan Air. The only airline in the world worse than Spirit Airlines? Air Koryo, the state-owned airline of, yep, North Korea.

Finally, what is your position at Spirit Airlines?
 
2020-07-16 11:42:35 AM  

Walker: Russ1642: Walker: You couldn't pay me to fly Spirit Airlines.

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Distorted graphs don't ever help your argument. Instead they make you look like a farking idiot.

It wasn't my graph. I just did a Google image search on legroom on US airlines for 2020 and that came up.

How's this one?
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How's this fact:
Skytrax is a 28-year-old UK-based company that maintains ratings of airlines all over the world, with a one-star rating for the worst of the worst and five stars for the best of the best. Good airlines love to tout their Skytrax ratings and awards on their websites and in advertisements.

So I guess we shouldn't be very surprised that Spirit doesn't mention its Skytrax rating anywhere. After 25 years in business as Spirit, the airline holds the dubious distinction of being the only U.S. airline on the Skytrax list of carriers with a two-star rating, nestled among Iran Air and Sudan Air. The only airline in the world worse than Spirit Airlines? Air Koryo, the state-owned airline of, yep, North Korea.

Finally, what is your position at Spirit Airlines?


At least Spirit won't try to execute the assailants with anti-aircraft guns...probably.
 
2020-07-16 11:55:25 AM  

Walker: Russ1642: Walker: You couldn't pay me to fly Spirit Airlines.

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Distorted graphs don't ever help your argument. Instead they make you look like a farking idiot.

It wasn't my graph. I just did a Google image search on legroom on US airlines for 2020 and that came up.

How's this one?
[Fark user image image 660x371]

How's this fact:
Skytrax is a 28-year-old UK-based company that maintains ratings of airlines all over the world, with a one-star rating for the worst of the worst and five stars for the best of the best. Good airlines love to tout their Skytrax ratings and awards on their websites and in advertisements.

So I guess we shouldn't be very surprised that Spirit doesn't mention its Skytrax rating anywhere. After 25 years in business as Spirit, the airline holds the dubious distinction of being the only U.S. airline on the Skytrax list of carriers with a two-star rating, nestled among Iran Air and Sudan Air. The only airline in the world worse than Spirit Airlines? Air Koryo, the state-owned airline of, yep, North Korea.

Finally, what is your position at Spirit Airlines?


My position on Spirit Airlines is meaningless. I'm Canadian and probably will never have anything to do with them. I had taken a position on your use of bullshiat clickbait graphs. Of course you didn't make the graph but you posted that shiat anyway. And then you blame others. It's Google's fault that I lied.
 
2020-07-16 12:55:26 PM  

Russ1642: Walker: Russ1642: Walker: You couldn't pay me to fly Spirit Airlines.

[i2.wp.com image 371x404]

Distorted graphs don't ever help your argument. Instead they make you look like a farking idiot.

It wasn't my graph. I just did a Google image search on legroom on US airlines for 2020 and that came up.

How's this one?
[Fark user image image 660x371]

How's this fact:
Skytrax is a 28-year-old UK-based company that maintains ratings of airlines all over the world, with a one-star rating for the worst of the worst and five stars for the best of the best. Good airlines love to tout their Skytrax ratings and awards on their websites and in advertisements.

So I guess we shouldn't be very surprised that Spirit doesn't mention its Skytrax rating anywhere. After 25 years in business as Spirit, the airline holds the dubious distinction of being the only U.S. airline on the Skytrax list of carriers with a two-star rating, nestled among Iran Air and Sudan Air. The only airline in the world worse than Spirit Airlines? Air Koryo, the state-owned airline of, yep, North Korea.

Finally, what is your position at Spirit Airlines?

My position on Spirit Airlines is meaningless. I'm Canadian and probably will never have anything to do with them. I had taken a position on your use of bullshiat clickbait graphs. Of course you didn't make the graph but you posted that shiat anyway. And then you blame others. It's Google's fault that I lied.


not your position *on* Spirit, but what is your specific job title at Spirit.

(Just clarifying, I dont think you work for Spirit)
 
2020-07-16 2:11:25 PM  

Marcos P: Russ1642: Walker: Russ1642: Walker: You couldn't pay me to fly Spirit Airlines.

[i2.wp.com image 371x404]

Distorted graphs don't ever help your argument. Instead they make you look like a farking idiot.

It wasn't my graph. I just did a Google image search on legroom on US airlines for 2020 and that came up.

How's this one?
[Fark user image image 660x371]

How's this fact:
Skytrax is a 28-year-old UK-based company that maintains ratings of airlines all over the world, with a one-star rating for the worst of the worst and five stars for the best of the best. Good airlines love to tout their Skytrax ratings and awards on their websites and in advertisements.

So I guess we shouldn't be very surprised that Spirit doesn't mention its Skytrax rating anywhere. After 25 years in business as Spirit, the airline holds the dubious distinction of being the only U.S. airline on the Skytrax list of carriers with a two-star rating, nestled among Iran Air and Sudan Air. The only airline in the world worse than Spirit Airlines? Air Koryo, the state-owned airline of, yep, North Korea.

Finally, what is your position at Spirit Airlines?

My position on Spirit Airlines is meaningless. I'm Canadian and probably will never have anything to do with them. I had taken a position on your use of bullshiat clickbait graphs. Of course you didn't make the graph but you posted that shiat anyway. And then you blame others. It's Google's fault that I lied.

not your position *on* Spirit, but what is your specific job title at Spirit.

(Just clarifying, I dont think you work for Spirit)


Ah, I see. You think that since your opinion is popular it's ok to lie.
 
2020-07-16 4:29:37 PM  

Disclaimer: I flew Spirit once. Got delayed in Las Vegas. I went up to the ticket agent and politely asked if I had time to grab some food.

She just absolutely ghosted me. Just stood there and looked straight forward. She wasn't typing or working, but just standing there like she was guarding Buckingham Palace. I asked again. Same reaction. She just did not give a shiat.

So I can sympathize with these three women. Spirit is the farking worst.


Dude. She doesn't get paid enough to talk to you.

Or look at you.

Put your pants back on.
 
2020-07-16 4:42:19 PM  

Russ1642: Marcos P: Russ1642: Walker: Russ1642: Walker: You couldn't pay me to fly Spirit Airlines.

[i2.wp.com image 371x404]

Distorted graphs don't ever help your argument. Instead they make you look like a farking idiot.

It wasn't my graph. I just did a Google image search on legroom on US airlines for 2020 and that came up.

How's this one?
[Fark user image image 660x371]

How's this fact:
Skytrax is a 28-year-old UK-based company that maintains ratings of airlines all over the world, with a one-star rating for the worst of the worst and five stars for the best of the best. Good airlines love to tout their Skytrax ratings and awards on their websites and in advertisements.

So I guess we shouldn't be very surprised that Spirit doesn't mention its Skytrax rating anywhere. After 25 years in business as Spirit, the airline holds the dubious distinction of being the only U.S. airline on the Skytrax list of carriers with a two-star rating, nestled among Iran Air and Sudan Air. The only airline in the world worse than Spirit Airlines? Air Koryo, the state-owned airline of, yep, North Korea.

Finally, what is your position at Spirit Airlines?

My position on Spirit Airlines is meaningless. I'm Canadian and probably will never have anything to do with them. I had taken a position on your use of bullshiat clickbait graphs. Of course you didn't make the graph but you posted that shiat anyway. And then you blame others. It's Google's fault that I lied.

not your position *on* Spirit, but what is your specific job title at Spirit.

(Just clarifying, I dont think you work for Spirit)

Ah, I see. You think that since your opinion is popular it's ok to lie.


You seem deranged, with poor reading comprehension skills.
 
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