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2020-07-16 8:19:51 AM  
I've seen beach wear that makes her floss look like a trenchcoat. And that's in (relatively) conservative PR. Don't get me started on the French islands. Karen's gonna Karen.

(no really, don't. I'll start crying. We can't hide/dodge there this summer, they won't clear our boat in. farking USA. As soon as the Sahara dust lays down we'll have big storms start spinning up. Baguettes, good cheese and wine and bikinis that average under 20cm^2 of coverage. Counting the ties. Damn you States)
 
2020-07-16 8:25:22 AM  
"She came to me without a mask," Aurea wrote in a caption in the clip


Mask? She needs a bag over her head.
 
2020-07-16 8:25:29 AM  
In one corner, an overprotective and prudish mother with her leering, uncontrollable children.

In the other corner, a wannabe TikTok video star.

Let them fight, but in a specially designed ring where I can press a button right after the bell rings, the floor drops out, and they land in an alligator-filled underground lake.
 
2020-07-16 8:38:02 AM  
Attention whores gotta get attention.  You pick which one of these you want to call the attention whore.
 
2020-07-16 8:39:46 AM  
That link is totally not clickbait.
 
2020-07-16 8:41:45 AM  
Her ass is nude.

I guess if I take a pair of shorts, roll them up and shove them up my butt im not naked?
 
2020-07-16 8:42:40 AM  
I have a question.   Why do we care?
 
2020-07-16 8:42:42 AM  
Hard pass.
 
2020-07-16 8:44:04 AM  
This thread is relevant to my interests, because I'm Abe Froman.
 
2020-07-16 8:45:55 AM  
"You see those group of boys over there? Those are my boys. They're staring at your ass"

Maybe you should be talking to your boys?
 
2020-07-16 8:46:00 AM  
No. We begin by coveting what we see every day. Don't you feel eyes moving over your body, Clarice? And don't your eyes seek out the things you want?

-Abraham Lincoln
 
2020-07-16 8:46:45 AM  
I was expecting something see through, poor Karen must be awful to be in a state of perpetual offense and think of the children mode.
 
2020-07-16 8:47:41 AM  
Karen really needs to step up and be her best MILF with pictures.  We'll be the judge.
 
2020-07-16 8:47:58 AM  
I mean it's a nice ass, but not THAT nice
 
2020-07-16 8:48:06 AM  
I'm sure the boys were thrilled with mom doing that
 
2020-07-16 8:48:40 AM  

Pocket Ninja: In one corner, an overprotective and prudish mother with her leering, uncontrollable children.

In the other corner, a wannabe TikTok video star.

Let them fight, but in a specially designed ring where I can press a button right after the bell rings, the floor drops out, and they land in an alligator-filled underground lake.


Alligators are fine and all but, I'd prefer to replace them with the salt water crocodile.

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/ I've always said that if your going to scuttle a ship full of loot do it in Darwin harbor , between the sharks , salties and everything else Australian it's probably safe even from you.
 
2020-07-16 8:50:03 AM  
I'm all down for a big ass. Butt I do like a little mystery to boot.
 
2020-07-16 8:51:06 AM  

ChrisDe: "You see those group of boys over there? Those are my boys. They're staring at your ass"

Maybe you should be talking to your boys?


Why?

The boys are happy, she didn't seem to notice or mind.  The only one unhappy is Karen.

//I might recommend not staring laser beams
 
2020-07-16 8:51:33 AM  
there was a time on FARK, long ago, when this submission would have spawned an epic thread of bikini pics in the comments. I miss those simpler times.
 
2020-07-16 8:51:49 AM  

ChrisDe: "You see those group of boys over there? Those are my boys. They're staring at your ass"

Maybe you should be talking to your boys?


The solution is obviously for Karen to encourage her boys to go over to LookAtMyButt and crudely hit on her.
 
2020-07-16 8:52:00 AM  

litheandnubile: Her ass is nude.

I guess if I take a pair of shorts, roll them up and shove them up my butt im not naked?


We need pics to make sure.
 
2020-07-16 8:52:56 AM  
So, the problem is the boys are staring like maniacs and the girl is the cause?  Teach em to rubberneck properly.
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2020-07-16 8:55:00 AM  

Mr. Fuzzypaws: I'm all down for a big ass. Butt I do like a little mystery to boot.


The ol' beef whistle is still hidden, that not enough mystery for ya?
 
2020-07-16 8:55:44 AM  

Warmachine999: Attention whores gotta get attention.  You pick which one of these you want to call the attention whore.


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2020-07-16 8:56:33 AM  

ChrisDe: "You see those group of boys over there? Those are my boys. They're staring at your ass"

Maybe you should be talking to your boys?


Are they teenage boys?  Hate to break it to you mom, but they're staring at any ass they can.  Probably including yours
 
2020-07-16 8:58:37 AM  

ImmutableTenderloin: Hard pass.


sed 's/H/L/g'
sed 's/p//g'

FTFY.
 
2020-07-16 8:58:51 AM  

Pocket Ninja: In one corner, an overprotective and prudish mother with her leering, uncontrollable children.

In the other corner, a wannabe TikTok video star.


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2020-07-16 8:59:21 AM  
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2020-07-16 8:59:29 AM  
Poorly tattooed myspace dwarf says what?
 
2020-07-16 9:00:06 AM  
OldRod:
Are they teenage boys? Hate to break it to you mom, but they're staring at any ass they can. Probably including yours

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2020-07-16 9:03:15 AM  

litheandnubile: Her ass is nude.

I guess if I take a pair of shorts, roll them up and shove them up my butt im not naked?


You'd be naked, but with a pair of shorts shoved up your ass.

I'm not here to judge. You be you.
 
2020-07-16 9:03:42 AM  

Pocket Ninja: In one corner, an overprotective and prudish mother with her leering, uncontrollable children.

In the other corner, a wannabe TikTok video star.

Let them fight, but in a specially designed ring where I can press a button right after the bell rings, the floor drops out, and they land in an alligator-filled underground lake.


Underground Blind Albino Alligator Lake.

I see a low budget horror movie in the making...

/half the movie they substitute white alligators with birch trees.
 
2020-07-16 9:07:46 AM  
Sure, Aurea, tell your tale of woe to the young men of a certain skin tone who have been ticketed for the crime of, good heavens, showing their undies because they wore baggy pants in public. Not THEIR ENTIRE ASS like you, their entire asses were covered by their drawers.
 
2020-07-16 9:08:03 AM  

Evil Mackerel: I've always said that if your going to scuttle a ship full of loot do it in Darwin harbor , between the sharks , salties and everything else Australian it's probably safe even from you.


I doubt it.

Something to consider:  Both Great Whites and Salties are legally protected, and with good reason.

Humans are very good at killing things bigger, stronger, and tougher than ourselves.   It's kind of the hallmark of our species.  If we didn't make killing those two species illegal, they'd probably be gone by now.

I think I could come up with a way to manage it.
 
2020-07-16 9:09:33 AM  

dittybopper: ImmutableTenderloin: Hard pass.

sed 's/H/L/g'
sed 's/p//g'

FTFY.


Now do it with awk...
 
2020-07-16 9:09:35 AM  
And I'm willing to bet that her boys have seen more on the internet.
 
2020-07-16 9:09:40 AM  

AloysiusSnuffleupagus: Sure, Aurea, tell your tale of woe to the young men of a certain skin tone who have been ticketed for the crime of, good heavens, showing their undies because they wore baggy pants in public. Not THEIR ENTIRE ASS like you, their entire asses were covered by their drawers.


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2020-07-16 9:09:57 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: OldRod:
Are they teenage boys? Hate to break it to you mom, but they're staring at any ass they can. Probably including yours

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At first I was like

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But then I was like

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2020-07-16 9:10:52 AM  
Aurea said she confirmed with park workers that there is no rule at the lake that says her swimsuit is inadequate - although there are rules in New York state requiring a face mask, which the mom wasn't wearing.

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Of course, she was also not wearing a mask.
 
2020-07-16 9:10:54 AM  
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2020-07-16 9:11:16 AM  

yohohogreengiant: I've seen beach wear that makes her floss look like a trenchcoat. And that's in (relatively) conservative PR. Don't get me started on the French islands. Karen's gonna Karen.

(no really, don't. I'll start crying. We can't hide/dodge there this summer, they won't clear our boat in. farking USA. As soon as the Sahara dust lays down we'll have big storms start spinning up. Baguettes, good cheese and wine and bikinis that average under 20cm^2 of coverage. Counting the ties. Damn you States)


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2020-07-16 9:13:22 AM  
TikTok user Aurea...

Stopped reading after that.
 
2020-07-16 9:13:45 AM  

Evil Mackerel: Pocket Ninja: In one corner, an overprotective and prudish mother with her leering, uncontrollable children.

In the other corner, a wannabe TikTok video star.

Let them fight, but in a specially designed ring where I can press a button right after the bell rings, the floor drops out, and they land in an alligator-filled underground lake.

Alligators are fine and all but, I'd prefer to replace them with the salt water crocodile.

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/ I've always said that if your going to scuttle a ship full of loot do it in Darwin harbor , between the sharks , salties and everything else Australian it's probably safe even from you.


Are they in a giant drinking glass?
 
2020-07-16 9:26:58 AM  
Sounds like a teachable moment for (easier if dad was there) mom.  Ok guys.  Don't leer, don't be creepers.  Look, deposit it in the bank and go about your day.
 
2020-07-16 9:27:15 AM  
Someone ignores rules while making up new rules? Yep, that's a Karen
 
2020-07-16 9:28:52 AM  

Pocket Ninja: In one corner, an overprotective and prudish mother with her leering, uncontrollable children.

In the other corner, a wannabe TikTok video star.

Let them fight, but in a specially designed ring where I can press a button right after the bell rings, the floor drops out, and they land in an alligator-filled underground lake.


My aversion to PPV television is beginning to wane.
 
2020-07-16 9:33:12 AM  
Thanks, Trump.
 
2020-07-16 9:39:53 AM  
I've visited clothing-optional places and from that perspective for what it's worth, I'm calling BS on the attention whore. Unless you're in the Bible belt, there's not that much of a shortage of outdoor social places with differing standards of beach dress. If you want to visit a family oriented locals' beach with normal American families that aren't used to such displays, it's not your place to jump out in front and declare that effectively naked is the new normal.

Would our society be healthier if bodies were just more normal and a woman with a bikini like that didn't mean anything? Yeah, for sure, especially since if that were the case it wouldn't be staring fodder for boys because they'd be used to it and it wouldn't be shocking, like in Europe. If you're from the US you weren't any better at 12 years old either, not because you were bad but because of the culture you grew up in. Teaching proper behavior is helped greatly by a healthy cultural context that supports it. Otherwise it seems like the message is "I want you to teach your boys how to behave but don't expect me to do anything to help"

A lot of nude recreation places have an "anything-but-swimsuits" dress code because let's not kid ourselves: the "I'm wearing clothes but I'm not" look is designed to entice, whereas naked is natural. Some one-pieces now are basically lingerie.
 
2020-07-16 9:42:33 AM  

litheandnubile: Her ass is nude.

I guess if I take a pair of shorts, roll them up and shove them up my butt im not naked?


Your guess would be correct.
 
2020-07-16 9:43:14 AM  

Evil Mackerel: Pocket Ninja: In one corner, an overprotective and prudish mother with her leering, uncontrollable children.

In the other corner, a wannabe TikTok video star.

Let them fight, but in a specially designed ring where I can press a button right after the bell rings, the floor drops out, and they land in an alligator-filled underground lake.

Alligators are fine and all but, I'd prefer to replace them with the salt water crocodile.

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/ I've always said that if your going to scuttle a ship full of loot do it in Darwin harbor , between the sharks , salties and everything else Australian it's probably safe even from you.


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