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(The Daily Beast)   Team Trump wastes its time trying to make Trump feel better about things   (thedailybeast.com) divider line
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2020-07-16 7:38:46 AM  
You would think you'd start questioning your life choices when you enter politics only to be more concerned about placating a 70 plus year-old manbaby than winning an election.
 
2020-07-16 7:55:00 AM  
nothing is sustainable, he will break.  We will break him.
 
2020-07-16 7:57:24 AM  
Good.  Keep it up.  Hope every single one of them is finally understanding just how deplorable they are.  They've loudly and proudly proclaimed superiority for years.  Babysitting their tantrum throwing leader is still too good for them.  They shouldn't have the ability to demand custodial services come clean up behind, either.  You wanted this, you should be the ones having to clean up whatever that toddler spits up or shiats out.
 
2020-07-16 8:03:48 AM  
So when reality hits, and all these enablers can't spin the fact that Biden crushed him in the election, how will the stable genius react? He's already demonstrably unstable, and will have a 3 month gap where he still wields nominal command.
 
2020-07-16 8:24:14 AM  
You'd think after 74 years, he'd have learned to self-soothe.

For the record: if you need someone stroking your ego at this age, you've pretty much been a spineless little wuss your entire life.
 
2020-07-16 8:32:05 AM  
So they're creating a safe space for the snowflake, got it. So tough. Much brave.
 
2020-07-16 8:37:06 AM  

hubiestubert: You'd think after 74 years, he'd have learned to self-soothe.

For the record: if you need someone stroking your ego at this age, you've pretty much been a spineless little wuss your entire life.


According to Mary Trump's book his parents were awful people who didn't care much for their children's needs or happiness. Mary was mentally ill and detached while Fred Sr was a sociopath who only cared about his wealth.

So looks like the road apple didn't fall far from the horse's ass.
 
2020-07-16 8:51:43 AM  
Think about all the free time you'll have to golf in January, Donnie!
 
2020-07-16 8:52:52 AM  
F this guy
F all republicans
The sooner the better.
 
2020-07-16 8:56:26 AM  
Just send Ivanka in to give him his "Daddy favors".  He'll be fine.
 
2020-07-16 8:56:50 AM  
[ do you need another rally.gif ]
 
2020-07-16 8:57:44 AM  
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Lol,
Examples of actual fan fiction:
Imma build a bigly wall that Mexico will pay for
I'll release my tax returns when I'm elected
I'm a stable genius
Many people are saying
I'll be tough on crime (asshole Trump, cut environmental regulations, that's worse than defunding police, it decriminalized serious and harmful crimes)
 
2020-07-16 8:58:42 AM  
Yes, please waste all your efforts on that.
 
2020-07-16 9:00:24 AM  
"Reached for comment on Wednesday, Trump campaign spokeswoman Samantha Zager said in a statement, "President Trump and his Administration are too busy working to deliver wins for the American people on everything from trade deals to tax cuts to national security to lend credence to this fan fiction from the left.""

Hummm I think there's something missing from that working list but I can't *cough* put *cough* my finger *cough**hack* on it *thud*
 
2020-07-16 9:02:05 AM  
Sounds like another trip to Chuck E. Cheese for the president

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2020-07-16 9:03:03 AM  
"we also do well with bikers, NASCAR fans, NFL, college and high school tailgaters, golfers, aviators, RV people, campers, [and] homeowners,"

no overlap there, nope none at all
 
2020-07-16 9:03:30 AM  
Pleasing Trump is a fool's errand.

Trump is just as happy right now as he would be in prison.

Narcissistic psychopaths are insatiable monsters who will suck your soul.

Nothing anyone ever does will be good enough for Donald J Trump. The only solution is give no shiats about his feelings, which is fair, he doesn't care about anyone else's feelings.
 
2020-07-16 9:05:06 AM  

Number 216: Sounds like another trip to Chuck E. Cheese for the president

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Lol, the kiddy casinos got shut down around the exact same time Jizzlane Maxwell got arrested.

It's almost like the bullshiat conspiracy theories write themselves.
 
2020-07-16 9:05:42 AM  
So we're basically entering Act 2 of King Lear? Got it.
 
2020-07-16 9:08:49 AM  

OdradekRex: So when reality hits, and all these enablers can't spin the fact that Biden crushed him in the election, how will the stable genius react? He's already demonstrably unstable, and will have a 3 month gap where he still wields nominal command.


Come on, he's had 75 years of experience rationalizing his failures as someone else's fault.  He won't have any problems finding someone else to blame.
 
2020-07-16 9:12:36 AM  
You know who else only told their leader things that he'd want to hear, right up until he killed himself when he couldn't escape reality any longer...?
 
2020-07-16 9:14:10 AM  

danny_kay: You know who else only told their leader things that he'd want to hear, right up until he killed himself when he couldn't escape reality any longer...?


While he was hiding in a bunker?
 
2020-07-16 9:17:30 AM  

kindms: "we also do well with bikers, NASCAR fans, NFL, college and high school tailgaters, golfers, aviators, RV people, campers, [and] homeowners,"

no overlap there, nope none at all


I had to look at TFA again to see if that's an actual quote, and goddammitsomuch, it is.
 
2020-07-16 9:17:52 AM  
FatA
"White House trade adviser Peter Navarro-whom Donald Trump affectionately calls "my Peter""

Sophomoric giggle.
 
2020-07-16 9:18:12 AM  
I'm about 1/3 of the way into Mary Trump's book.  This is par for the course.
 
2020-07-16 9:23:23 AM  
A nice creamed mushroom sauce over his toad stool. Smothered in Goya beans and Ivanka with a fork. Should about do it.
 
2020-07-16 9:23:49 AM  

LegacyDL: So we're basically entering Act 2 of King Lear? Got it.


Possibly.  Or, alternately, you're living this:
"The Twilight Zone" It's a Good Life (TV Episode 1961) - IMDb
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0734580
1961-11-03 · With John Larch, Cloris Leachman, Don Keefer, Bill Mumy. On an isolated family farm, a young boy with vast mental powers, but lacking emotional development, holds his terrified family in thrall to his every juvenile wish.

Substitute "isolated family farm" with "White House" and it's close.
 
2020-07-16 9:25:41 AM  

Joshudan: FatA
"White House trade adviser Peter Navarro-whom Donald Trump affectionately calls "my Peter""

Sophomoric giggle.


On the one hand, Trump calling him "my Peter" is like "my African-American" where he only thinks of things of how the relate to himself.

On the other, I hate it when someone beats me to a joke and it happens on this site a lot.
 
2020-07-16 9:31:08 AM  

Joshudan: FatA
"White House trade adviser Peter Navarro-whom Donald Trump affectionately calls "my Peter""

Sophomoric giggle.


Does Navarro play golf and if so, does he go to the course with Trump?

Basically, what I want to know is: Does Trump play with his Peter?

Wish I'd thought of that joke on my last post, but I didn't. So here we are.
 
2020-07-16 9:31:57 AM  
I'm glad the article mentioned that they had to blow a ton of money running ads in DC on Fox News so that the rancid dreamsicle would see ads when he watched, even though it's money completely down the toilet from an electoral perspective.

They don't just have to spend time coddling him, they're spending six figures in a dead market just to make him feel good.
 
2020-07-16 9:35:29 AM  
"we also do well with bikers, NASCAR fans, NFL, college and high school tailgaters, golfers, aviators, RV people, campers, [and] homeowners,"

And the sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, waistoids, dweebies, dickheads--they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude.
 
2020-07-16 9:37:56 AM  
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2020-07-16 9:38:46 AM  
How soul sucking it must be to have to mollify the actual POTUS
 
2020-07-16 9:42:30 AM  
What's the deal with Trump's feet in this pic? He's more pigeon-toed than Elvis Costello on "This Year's Model."

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2020-07-16 9:43:53 AM  

kokomo61: What's the deal with Trump's feet in this pic? He's more pigeon-toed than Elvis Costello on "This Year's Model."

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Whoops. I guess it's "My Aim is True", but ya get the idea.
 
2020-07-16 9:44:28 AM  

slaur: LegacyDL: So we're basically entering Act 2 of King Lear? Got it.

Possibly.  Or, alternately, you're living this:
"The Twilight Zone" It's a Good Life (TV Episode 1961) - IMDb
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0734580
1961-11-03 · With John Larch, Cloris Leachman, Don Keefer, Bill Mumy. On an isolated family farm, a young boy with vast mental powers, but lacking emotional development, holds his terrified family in thrall to his every juvenile wish.

Substitute "isolated family farm" with "White House" and it's close.


Didn't they remake this episode for the movie or something? I remember it, but I remember an updated (in color?) version of it.
 
2020-07-16 9:46:13 AM  

kokomo61: What's the deal with Trump's feet in this pic? He's more pigeon-toed than Elvis Costello on "This Year's Model."

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did they photoshopically remove the two youngsters keeping "Bernie" upright?
 
2020-07-16 10:02:16 AM  

kokomo61: What's the deal with Trump's feet in this pic? He's more pigeon-toed than Elvis Costello on "This Year's Model."

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He's a human dowsing rod. Instead of leading him to water, his legs just lead him to more stupidity.
 
2020-07-16 10:02:44 AM  

Penguin_named_Nori: slaur: LegacyDL: So we're basically entering Act 2 of King Lear? Got it.

Possibly.  Or, alternately, you're living this:
"The Twilight Zone" It's a Good Life (TV Episode 1961) - IMDb
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0734580
1961-11-03 · With John Larch, Cloris Leachman, Don Keefer, Bill Mumy. On an isolated family farm, a young boy with vast mental powers, but lacking emotional development, holds his terrified family in thrall to his every juvenile wish.

Substitute "isolated family farm" with "White House" and it's close.

Didn't they remake this episode for the movie or something? I remember it, but I remember an updated (in color?) version of it.


Yes, they remade it for the movie. Bill Mumy's in that one too.
 
2020-07-16 10:10:38 AM  
John McLaughlin, a top Trump pollster whom the president values in part for providing internal data that give Trump significantly better odds than most of the public polling does, told The Daily Beast that though "there's not enough boaters" to buoy the president to a November victory...

Apparently one of those ways is bad wordplay.
 
2020-07-16 10:10:49 AM  

kokomo61: What's the deal with Trump's feet in this pic? He's more pigeon-toed than Elvis Costello on "This Year's Model."

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He looks like maybe he made boom boom in the car, and doesn't want anyone to notice the smell.
 
2020-07-16 10:19:36 AM  
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That isn't a 6-foot-3-inch tall guy, either. Without his lifts, he's not even as tall as the Beast, which is not quite 6 feet tall.
 
2020-07-16 10:23:18 AM  

kindms: "we also do well with bikers, NASCAR fans, NFL, college and high school tailgaters, golfers, aviators, RV people, campers, [and] homeowners,"

no overlap there, nope none at all


Am biker, motor and mountain, camper and homeowner. Thinking about a travel trailer but hate Trump with a passion. However, i don't answer polls or my phone unless you are on my contact list. Also veteran, defense worker and boomer. Trump sucks balls.
 
2020-07-16 10:24:26 AM  

kokomo61: What's the deal with Trump's feet in this pic? He's more pigeon-toed than Elvis Costello on "This Year's Model."

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Bone spurs.
 
Ant
2020-07-16 10:26:11 AM  
Good. They should make that their only focus. They should also convince him that resigning would be the most heroic thing he could ever do.
 
Ant
2020-07-16 10:29:02 AM  

OdradekRex: So when reality hits, and all these enablers can't spin the fact that Biden crushed him in the election, how will the stable genius react?


A massive stroke? Heart attack? Psychotic break?
 
2020-07-16 10:31:11 AM  

Blathering Idjut: Think about all the free time you'll have to golf in January, Donnie!


Do they have Golden Tee at Sing Sing?
 
2020-07-16 10:32:49 AM  

danny_kay: kokomo61: What's the deal with Trump's feet in this pic? He's more pigeon-toed than Elvis Costello on "This Year's Model."

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did they photoshopically remove the two youngsters keeping "Bernie" upright?


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/Q&D
 
2020-07-16 10:38:09 AM  
Like those bad Hitler profiles.
 
2020-07-16 10:40:40 AM  

pueblonative: You would think you'd start questioning your life choices when you enter politics only to be more concerned about placating a 70 plus year-old manbaby than winning an election.


Really, ask Republicans do is placate old white manbabies.
 
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