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(WTAE)   "Enrollment down at Cranberry school due to pandemic". Why cranberries have their own school not clear   (wtae.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, Garden Montessori School, terms of curriculum, parent Trisha Seto, terms of their safety, terms of their care, safety guidelines, Trisha Seto's son, founder Sandy Durkin  
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2020-07-16 8:59:46 AM  
Yeah; it's in Cape Cod. Huge party school.
 
2020-07-16 10:12:39 AM  
It's the same old theme since 1918.
 
2020-07-16 10:28:08 AM  
They were a seminal 90s band, I can't see why they wouldn't have their own school.
 
2020-07-16 10:37:24 AM  

EvilEgg: They were a seminal 90s band, I can't see why they wouldn't have their own school.


But you have to take the trail marked on your father's map to get there.
 
2020-07-16 10:37:46 AM  
Cage:Where are you from in Kentucky, Sergeant?
Master Sergeant Farell:Little town called Science Hill, heard of it?
Cage:I have now.
Master Sergeant Farell:How about you, where are you from?
Cage:Cranbury, New Jersey.
Master Sergeant Farell:They grow our cranberries there, do they?
Cage:Tomatoes, best I've ever had.
Master Sergeant Farell:Why do they called Cranbury then?
Cage:Why do they call it Science Hill?
Master Sergeant Farell:Never asked, don't care.
 
2020-07-16 10:39:49 AM  
"I just want the school to continue," said Durkin. "I'm not ready to give it up. If we can't get the enrollment and we can't move it to a smaller location that we would have to basically liquidate and it would be awful."

It would seem that her life is changing every day, in every possible way.

/ NaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAaaAAaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-​aaaaaa
 
2020-07-16 10:42:12 AM  
Do they have to let it linger?
 
2020-07-16 10:42:35 AM  
Cranberry graduates are known as memberberries.
 
2020-07-16 10:42:38 AM  

koder: Yeah; it's in Cape Cod. Huge party school.


Schools like that always have issues with pandemics, as the viruses tend to linger.
 
2020-07-16 10:44:23 AM  

FrancoFile: EvilEgg: They were a seminal 90s band, I can't see why they wouldn't have their own school.

But you have to take the trail marked on your father's map to get there.


That's just in your head.
 
2020-07-16 10:45:38 AM  
Duh, subby.  Cranberries are in water, so groups of them are called "schools", like fish.
 
2020-07-16 10:45:52 AM  

bdub77: It's the same old theme since 1918.


1916
 
2020-07-16 10:47:09 AM  
Sounds like sour grapes to me.
 
2020-07-16 10:47:31 AM  

Fart_Machine: Do they have to let it linger?


Apparently not.
 
2020-07-16 10:47:31 AM  

iamskibibitz: bdub77: It's the same old theme since 1918.

1916


i mean, it's a bad joke, but that's the joke...
 
2020-07-16 10:47:33 AM  

Martian_Astronomer: "I just want the school to continue," said Durkin. "I'm not ready to give it up. If we can't get the enrollment and we can't move it to a smaller location that we would have to basically liquidate and it would be awful."

It would seem that her life is changing every day, in every possible way.

/ NaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAaaAAaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-aa​aaaa


Time find something new.
 
2020-07-16 10:52:22 AM  

bdub77: iamskibibitz: bdub77: It's the same old theme since 1918.

1916

i mean, it's a bad joke, but that's the joke...


I know.  I heard it across the hall in 1917.
 
2020-07-16 10:52:56 AM  
Anti-Cranite
 
2020-07-16 10:57:58 AM  
Perhaps they don't want to become zombies
Zombies
Zom bie bie bie ee ee eeeeeeees
 
2020-07-16 10:59:21 AM  

Madman drummers bummers: Sounds like sour grapes to me.


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2020-07-16 10:59:53 AM  
All the good Cranberries jokes have already been made, so I shall see myself out.
 
2020-07-16 11:00:39 AM  
It doesn't help that all their lives are changing every day in every possible way
 
2020-07-16 11:01:31 AM  
Wait. I'm not clear as to why the pandemic makes it so we have to enroll down at the Cranberry school. Usually we enroll down at the enrollment center.
 
2020-07-16 11:05:41 AM  
The Cranberries - Zombie (Official Music Video)
Youtube 6Ejga4kJUts
 
2020-07-16 11:06:09 AM  

Hills-Sachs_Legion: All the good Cranberries jokes have already been made, so I shall see myself out.


Yeah, I wouldn't get bogged down in this thread
 
2020-07-16 11:13:25 AM  

bdub77: It's the same old theme since 1918.


Zombie, Zombie, zo-om-bie-e-e-e-oh...
 
2020-07-16 11:15:58 AM  
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The Dropouts get juiced.
 
2020-07-16 11:17:06 AM  

stuffy: [th.bing.com image 475x266]
The Dropouts get juiced.


The dingleberries.
 
2020-07-16 11:22:59 AM  

Hills-Sachs_Legion: All the good Cranberries jokes have already been made, so I shall see myself out.


Everybody Else Is Doing It, So Why Can't We?
 
2020-07-16 11:26:20 AM  

Madman drummers bummers: Sounds like sour grapes to me.


But with less UTIs.
 
2020-07-16 11:29:14 AM  
Zombies.

That's why, subby!
 
2020-07-16 11:30:02 AM  

Dangerous_sociopath: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/6Ejga4kJ​Uts]


Damnit.. 23 mins.
 
2020-07-16 11:41:37 AM  

Dewey Fidalgo: Madman drummers bummers: Sounds like sour grapes to me.

But with less UTIs.


Fewer.
 
2020-07-16 12:32:31 PM  
It's pronounced "cron breeze".
 
2020-07-16 12:33:17 PM  
The question is why?
The Cranberries - Why
Youtube Ce7xqbfriNc
 
2020-07-16 12:36:30 PM  
Cranberry School is run by the Turkey Farmers and Cranberry Growers of America to teach people how to use cranberry sauce and whole cranberries. It's like Hamburger University, Trump University, Clown College or Barber School.
 
2020-07-16 12:36:59 PM  
My mind to me a kingdom is. Very green and pleasant land it is, too.
 
2020-07-16 8:36:05 PM  
It seems nearly impossible to find cranberry juice anymore.  Its almost all blended with grape juice
 
2020-07-16 9:38:49 PM  
What's good with the Turkey is good with the Gander...

/cranberry sauce is a good summer food too..
//try it with a sammich
 
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