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2020-07-16 8:33:50 AM  
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2020-07-16 8:35:19 AM  
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2020-07-16 8:41:36 AM  
Read that as Three Stallion.
 
2020-07-16 8:53:41 AM  
Somebody needed some street cred, but didn't want to risk anything damaging. Bets on whether it was a 22? Leave a tiny little scar, nowhere that will be filmed.
 
2020-07-16 9:08:03 AM  
Hoof, shot in thee hoof.
 
2020-07-16 9:12:16 AM  

Vespers: Somebody needed some street cred, but didn't want to risk anything damaging. Bets on whether it was a 22? Leave a tiny little scar, nowhere that will be filmed.


Given that she had to "have the bullets removed", that's a pretty good clue that it was a low-caliber weapon, but would you really shoot yourself twice if you were just running a scam? And could you talk your boyfriend into a gun-possession rap, if not even more serious charges?
 
2020-07-16 9:12:25 AM  
Shouldn't it be Megan Thee Mare?

/unless they're trans
//NTTAWWT
///slashies come in thees
 
2020-07-16 9:12:29 AM  
I saw an episode of cops once where this fat guy was shot in the leg with a 22 and it only left a bruise.
 
2020-07-16 9:26:46 AM  

Vespers: Somebody needed some street cred, but didn't want to risk anything damaging. Bets on whether it was a 22? Leave a tiny little scar, nowhere that will be filmed.


Unless she's cast in some future Tarantino flick, that is.
 
2020-07-16 9:32:36 AM  
Great headline Subs.
 
2020-07-16 9:37:14 AM  
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2020-07-16 9:40:34 AM  
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2020-07-16 9:48:44 AM  
She also wrote: "This whole experience was an eye opener and a blessing in disguise. I hate that it took this experience for me to learn how to protect my energy."

Don't hang out with morons who have guns? Lame.
 
2020-07-16 9:53:35 AM  
Of course, of course
 
2020-07-16 9:55:23 AM  
I got worried about Frank Stallone for a second
 
2020-07-16 10:13:02 AM  
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SJP still stable.
 
2020-07-16 10:20:52 AM  

Wendigogo: She also wrote: "This whole experience was an eye opener and a blessing in disguise. I hate that it took this experience for me to learn how to protect my energy."

Don't hang out with morons who have guns? Lame.


She is in the music business hanging out with morons is part of the job
 
2020-07-16 10:31:15 AM  

Buttknuckle: [Fark user image 850x637]
SJP still stable.


her stage name is Horseface Killah
 
2020-07-16 10:42:20 AM  

Eightballjacket: Wendigogo: She also wrote: "This whole experience was an eye opener and a blessing in disguise. I hate that it took this experience for me to learn how to protect my energy."

Don't hang out with morons who have guns? Lame.

She is in the music business hanging out with morons is part of the job


True. But rappers tend to hang out with particularly dangerous morons. And/Or they are the dangerous morons themselves.
 
2020-07-16 11:46:25 AM  
I don't know any of the people mentioned in that article.  I also don't tiktok or twitter but I feel like I've read variations of this story many times over the last 10 years.   I am an old cis-gendered white male who no longer has any control over what pop culture is.
 
2020-07-16 11:53:27 AM  
You uncultured philistines need to listen to your public radio more often.

Megan Thee Stallion: NPR Music Tiny Desk Concert
Youtube GYJ03MIPoIk
 
2020-07-16 11:59:49 AM  
Aren't stallions male horses?
 
2020-07-16 12:06:45 PM  
Do rappers know that "thee" means "you" and not "the"?
 
2020-07-16 12:08:49 PM  

Tman144: You uncultured philistines need to listen to your public radio more often.

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To their credit they can perform their music without a massive studio and banks of computers, and she doesn't rely on autotune, like Kanye. If you put Kanye in that setting, he'd barf on some books and proclaim himself god.
 
2020-07-16 12:11:44 PM  

whosits_112: Aren't stallions male horses?


Yes. Yes indeed they are. See statement about morons above. She apparently garnered the name as a child because of her height. Apparently she's been surrounded by morons her whole life.
 
2020-07-16 12:15:20 PM  

whosits_112: Aren't stallions male horses?


Maybe she has a giant...vocal range?
 
2020-07-16 12:25:01 PM  
I have nothing against her or her music, but that name is definitely in the top 100 stupidest names of artists/bands.
 
2020-07-16 12:32:41 PM  

Tman144: You uncultured philistines need to listen to your public radio more often.

[YouTube video: Megan Thee Stallion: NPR Music Tiny Desk Concert]


Drummer was pretty good ill give em that, precise as hell
 
2020-07-16 12:49:42 PM  
I'm sad because I clicked to see who the hell that was, and now that I've clicked, it's one more person that they think cares.
 
2020-07-16 1:19:44 PM  

Tman144: You uncultured philistines need to listen to your public radio more often.

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That was much better than I expected it to be.
 
2020-07-16 1:44:18 PM  

jjorsett: Vespers: Somebody needed some street cred, but didn't want to risk anything damaging. Bets on whether it was a 22? Leave a tiny little scar, nowhere that will be filmed.

Given that she had to "have the bullets removed", that's a pretty good clue that it was a low-caliber weapon, but would you really shoot yourself twice if you were just running a scam? And could you talk your boyfriend into a gun-possession rap, if not even more serious charges?


That was someone dumbassing around with a gun, and predictably shooting themselves.  You take out a chainsaw and wave it around to impress your friends too, genius?  If it's dangerous - quit dicking around.  Don't care if it's an AK-47, a hatchet, or a forklift - maiming hurts, killing yourself, your buddy, or some rando because you were a stupid farker's gonna hurt a lot longer.
 
2020-07-16 2:06:12 PM  
Send in a specialist to check her out.
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2020-07-16 2:09:19 PM  

Tman144: You uncultured philistines need to listen to your public radio more often.

[YouTube video: Megan Thee Stallion: NPR Music Tiny Desk Concert]


I lasted about a minute. No thanks.
 
2020-07-16 2:27:56 PM  
I thought it WAS 3 Stallions
 
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2020-07-16 3:26:35 PM  

Tman144: You uncultured philistines need to listen to your public radio more often.

[YouTube video: Megan Thee Stallion: NPR Music Tiny Desk Concert]


I read that in Ehrlich Bachman's voice...
 
2020-07-16 3:33:03 PM  

Crewmannumber6: Tman144: You uncultured philistines need to listen to your public radio more often.

[YouTube video: Megan Thee Stallion: NPR Music Tiny Desk Concert]

I lasted about a minute. No thanks.


That was ghastly.
 
2020-07-16 4:50:37 PM  

jjorsett: Vespers: Somebody needed some street cred, but didn't want to risk anything damaging. Bets on whether it was a 22? Leave a tiny little scar, nowhere that will be filmed.

Given that she had to "have the bullets removed", that's a pretty good clue that it was a low-caliber weapon, but would you really shoot yourself twice if you were just running a scam? And could you talk your boyfriend into a gun-possession rap, if not even more serious charges?


Boyfriend probably already has a rap sheet. Plus, he's hooked up with a "star" who can afford a good lawyer. Add to that the power of the pussy, and I absolutely believe that this could all be a publicity stunt.
 
2020-07-16 4:59:08 PM  
I've been listening to the Major Lazer remix of Savage. I really like that track.
/I dont think Megan knows what a stallion is...
 
2020-07-16 5:19:02 PM  

Tman144: You uncultured philistines need to listen to your public radio more often.

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Just last week some of the 20-somethings at work recommended I check her out. I'm 48.
So I wrote down 'Megan the Stallion' to check out YouTube later.
This is my third attempt at getting into the music, and it just sounds like a word-salad

/I'm a rocker, Dotty.
//A rebel.
///Have to go detail the lawn now
 
2020-07-16 5:27:08 PM  

Thin_Man_of_a_Ballad: Tman144: You uncultured philistines need to listen to your public radio more often.

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/GYJ03MIP​oIk?start=425]

Just last week some of the 20-somethings at work recommended I check her out. I'm 48.
So I wrote down 'Megan the Stallion' to check out YouTube later.
This is my third attempt at getting into the music, and it just sounds like a word-salad

/I'm a rocker, Dotty.
//A rebel.
///Have to go detail the lawn now


It certainly doesn't sound like music.
 
2020-07-16 5:32:58 PM  
more like c-rap, amirite?
 
2020-07-16 6:47:51 PM  

Tman144: You uncultured philistines need to listen to your public radio more often.

[YouTube video: Megan Thee Stallion: NPR Music Tiny Desk Concert]


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2020-07-17 3:01:10 AM  

Tman144: You uncultured philistines need to listen to your public radio more often.

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Gotta move from "Who?" to "Why the f*ck should anyone care?"
She seems bland and pointless.
 
2020-07-17 6:13:02 AM  
I would do very naughty things with Nikki, Cardi, Megan in my bed, i can be the white stuffing and they can be the chocolate cookies.
 
2020-07-17 9:07:41 AM  
I take it the name Plaxico Burress doesn't ring a bell with her.
 
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