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(Metro)   Magaluf closes bars "for the rest of the year" because Britons don't know how to party safely   ( divider line
    More: Followup, Tourism, World Tourism Organization, Punta Ballena, Balearic Islands Tourism Minister, type of tourism of excess, Type, heavy police presence, Type system  
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1323 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Jul 2020 at 8:20 AM (3 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2020-07-16 8:10:45 AM  
You get this quest in Dragonborn DLC if you've already dead Alduin, but haven't participated in the Storm cloak rebellion yet. You have to be level 30.

Srsly, the European excess revelers are wearing masks in TFA. Even their shiatty people are behaving better than 33% in the USA
2020-07-16 8:19:59 AM  

What, was Croydon full?
2020-07-16 8:26:38 AM  
Drunk people have trouble respecting rules and staying safe, color me shocked.
2020-07-16 8:29:17 AM  
These few, these band of mothers are f*cking it up for everyone else.  No bars, no beaches, no zoos, no parks, ... all because a few entitled assholes are doing dangerous mischief as a joke.

Pretty soon only the very wealthy will get to do the normal things.  A private visit to the zoo, beach, bar, restaurant, museum, skiing at Gstaad -- closed to the public.  They'll do things that now are reserved for the White House inner circle.
2020-07-16 8:29:20 AM  
The Mighty Mighty Bosstones - Don't Know How To Party
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2020-07-16 8:41:25 AM  
Magaluf? MAGA-loofah?
'Scrub your balls & support His Orangeness at the same time! MAGA-loofahs available in the lobby!'
2020-07-16 8:47:19 AM  
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It's not a purse!  It's a European Carryall!
2020-07-16 8:51:48 AM  
Speakeasies for locals only open in 3. 2. 1.....
2020-07-16 9:31:42 AM  
British Tourist are basically Eldar at this point.
2020-07-16 9:57:37 AM  

karl2025: Drunk people have trouble respecting rules and staying safe, color me shocked.

Add another layer of "This is foreign country so there are no rules for me" to get full mayhem.
2020-07-16 11:43:35 AM  
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