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894 clicks; posted to D'awww » on 16 Jul 2020 at 6:20 AM (10 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-07-16 5:30:46 AM  
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2020-07-16 8:48:09 AM  
My German-speaking friend: I don't know what "Stardenburdenhardenbart" is supposed to mean, but it certainly isn't "Here kitty kitty" in German.

Me: The cats don't know that.
 
2020-07-16 10:27:31 AM  

Metastatic Capricorn: My German-speaking friend: I don't know what "Stardenburdenhardenbart" is supposed to mean, but it certainly isn't "Here kitty kitty" in German.

Me: The cats don't know that.


CSB
I was about four years old and the family went camping.  The campsite next to us was occupied by a Hispanic family, who were chattering to squirrels with bits of donuts in their hands, and the squirrels were coming right up to them and taking the donuts.  I turned to my father and said "don't they know that squirrels don't speak Spanish?".  My Daddy, with the patience of a stone, and summing up all the strength to not cause himself a hernia from not laughing said, "honey, squirrels don't speak English either - they only speak squirrel.  It's the donuts, and calm voices that are attracting them."  That man could explain anything - miss him dearly!
CSB over
 
2020-07-16 10:32:43 AM  
Katze Katze Uber Alles!
 
2020-07-16 10:32:50 AM  
That's because all the cats are Germans
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2020-07-16 12:13:53 PM  

KC Dutchman: Katze Katze Uber Alles!


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2020-07-16 1:23:51 PM  
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So If cats love German and Germans love David Hasselhoff, so logically David Hasselhoff must love cats!
 
2020-07-16 6:47:38 PM  
It's just the rolled R's.  Sounds like purring.
 
2020-07-16 10:48:23 PM  

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So If cats love German and Germans love David Hasselhoff, so logically David Hasselhoff must love cats!


Not true.
If I love somebody, and that somebody loves someone else, it doesn't follow that that third person loves me.
 
2020-07-17 4:58:57 AM  

Metastatic Capricorn: My German-speaking friend: I don't know what "Stardenburdenhardenbart" is supposed to mean, but it certainly isn't "Here kitty kitty" in German.

Me: The cats don't know that.


google says Starden is to die and bart is beard, but can't fine a meaning for the burdenharden part. I can't think of a meaning that could combine with die and beard to mean "here kitty kitty"
 
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