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2020-07-16 12:25:13 AM  
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2020-07-16 6:08:07 AM  
He has the brains of a donkey or a donkey-like creature.
 
2020-07-16 6:09:15 AM  
D2S is a self-deluded fool...
 
2020-07-16 6:12:59 AM  
This morning's Twitter shiatter will be epic
 
2020-07-16 6:20:23 AM  

Schroedinger's Glory Hole: He has the brains of a donkey or a donkey-like creature.


More like donkey balls for brains.
 
2020-07-16 6:23:16 AM  

Schroedinger's Glory Hole: He has the brains of a donkey or a donkey-like creature.


That is highly insulting towards donkeys and donkey-like creatures.
 
2020-07-16 6:25:25 AM  

RecoveringLibertarian: This morning's Twitter shiatter will be epic


Why?  Because of this ad?  This is one of dozens of ads that many groups are putting out.  While I'll admit that this one is particularly good, there's so much more crap for him to rant on from the crapper that this will barely be a speed bump.

In other words... "Hey, Trump!  Someone called you Stupid!"  "Yeah, well... they're stupid, too!"
 
2020-07-16 6:40:37 AM  

Schroedinger's Glory Hole: He has the brains of a donkey or a donkey-like creature.


You mean a jackass?
 
2020-07-16 6:48:49 AM  

LeoffDaGrate: RecoveringLibertarian: This morning's Twitter shiatter will be epic

Why?  Because of this ad?  This is one of dozens of ads that many groups are putting out.  While I'll admit that this one is particularly good, there's so much more crap for him to rant on from the crapper that this will barely be a speed bump.

In other words... "Hey, Trump!  Someone called you Stupid!"  "Yeah, well... they're stupid, too!"


Yup, I give it at most a one tweet response about how the place "those people" get their oil changed are deep state sellouts.
 
2020-07-16 6:56:22 AM  

Superjoe: Schroedinger's Glory Hole: He has the brains of a donkey or a donkey-like creature.

You mean a jackass?


I don't know...🤔
This sounds almost right. Mules are stubborn, but also strong, which Donnie ain't. Hinny?
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2020-07-16 6:58:33 AM  
I don't know if I have the stamina to sit through a listing of Trump's insecurities, and I say this as someone who has sat through 4-hour art films.
 
2020-07-16 6:59:38 AM  
Story Hour
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2020-07-16 7:03:00 AM  

LeoffDaGrate: RecoveringLibertarian: This morning's Twitter shiatter will be epic

Why?  Because of this ad?  This is one of dozens of ads that many groups are putting out.  While I'll admit that this one is particularly good, there's so much more crap for him to rant on from the crapper that this will barely be a speed bump.

In other words... "Hey, Trump!  Someone called you Stupid!"  "Yeah, well... they're stupid, too!"


I don't think any of these ads are effective at all except for getting people to pull the Biden lever even harder.

Needs a different format to get inside the vacant skulls out there.
 
2020-07-16 7:12:14 AM  
Do they play these on Fox? Seems like it would be the only place that would do any good.
 
2020-07-16 7:15:02 AM  

Schroedinger's Glory Hole: He has the brains of a donkey or a donkey-like creature.


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2020-07-16 7:15:15 AM  

RecoveringLibertarian: This morning's Twitter shiatter will be epic


Only if they paid to air it on F&F.  Otherwise, these (admittedly brilliant) ads are just fodder for Fark.com.
 
2020-07-16 7:17:52 AM  
I feel like these ads are really just there to grift revenue off impressions from people who would never vote for Trump anyway.
 
2020-07-16 7:18:05 AM  

Exile On Beale Street: Superjoe: Schroedinger's Glory Hole: He has the brains of a donkey or a donkey-like creature.

You mean a jackass?

I don't know...🤔
This sounds almost right. Mules are stubborn, but also strong, which Donnie ain't. Hinny?
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2020-07-16 7:21:32 AM  

White_Scarf_Syndrome: LeoffDaGrate: RecoveringLibertarian: This morning's Twitter shiatter will be epic

Why?  Because of this ad?  This is one of dozens of ads that many groups are putting out.  While I'll admit that this one is particularly good, there's so much more crap for him to rant on from the crapper that this will barely be a speed bump.

In other words... "Hey, Trump!  Someone called you Stupid!"  "Yeah, well... they're stupid, too!"

I don't think any of these ads are effective at all except for getting people to pull the Biden lever even harder.

Needs a different format to get inside the vacant skulls out there.


We will never, ever change the minds of those who are left in the cult. They are irreparably broken. Their brains do not function normally. If they are alive in November (IDONTWANNAWEARAMASK) they will vote Trump.

This kind of thing can tell shamed Republicans that they don't need to sit this one out. That there are many of them in the same boat and it's okay to vote *gasp* D just this once. It can also get the apathetic morons off the goddamned couch and into the voting booth.

Plus it drives Donald nuts, which is always fun.

Until he nukes someone out of blind rage.
 
2020-07-16 7:22:45 AM  
I'm a bit disappointed his inability to colour in the American flag wasn't there.
 
2020-07-16 7:23:29 AM  
Press (F) for respects.
 
2020-07-16 7:23:41 AM  

Doctor Funkenstein: Schroedinger's Glory Hole: He has the brains of a donkey or a donkey-like creature.

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You've put his face on the wrong end!!!
 
2020-07-16 7:30:39 AM  

Gestalt: I feel like these ads are really just there to grift revenue off impressions from people who would never vote for Trump anyway.


Yep.  The columns in the NYT, WaPo, The Guardian, etc are just preaching to the choir.  The true Trumpensturmers don't read that stuff and will never see it.  They live in a different bubble.  A few venture here onto Fark to try to trigger the libs but they might just be paid Russians trolls.
 
2020-07-16 7:35:25 AM  

The Googles Do Nothing: Gestalt: I feel like these ads are really just there to grift revenue off impressions from people who would never vote for Trump anyway.

Yep.  The columns in the NYT, WaPo, The Guardian, etc are just preaching to the choir.  The true Trumpensturmers don't read that stuff and will never see it.  They live in a different bubble.  A few venture here onto Fark to try to trigger the libs but they might just be paid Russians trolls.


I'd start asking for refunds...
 
2020-07-16 7:52:22 AM  
He will never see this. The "news" he is exposed to is carefully collected, and this certainly will not be included. So unless, as pointed out above, they pay for time on F&F, it will never enter his orbit.

Great ad, though. I hope it gets non-morans out to vote.
 
2020-07-16 7:52:55 AM  

Schroedinger's Glory Hole: He has the brains of a donkey or a donkey-like creature.


No he has a certificate
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2020-07-16 7:55:31 AM  
Fail, Subby, the ad did not once mention his tiny, tiny hands.
 
2020-07-16 7:59:24 AM  
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2020-07-16 7:59:55 AM  

spongeboob: Schroedinger's Glory Hole: He has the brains of a donkey or a donkey-like creature.

No he has a certificate
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Dammit, I kept seeing no one drop the Always Sunny reference so I was poised and ready to go...LOL
 
2020-07-16 8:02:44 AM  

Smoking GNU: Schroedinger's Glory Hole: He has the brains of a donkey or a donkey-like creature.

That is highly insulting towards donkeys and donkey-like creatures.


Donkeys were used to lead caravans over the roughest parts of the Silk Road because they were tough and smart. They were trusted to sense danger ahead and give an alert.
Humble and reliable, donkeys are the opposite of Trump.
 
2020-07-16 8:02:56 AM  

The Googles Do Nothing: Gestalt: I feel like these ads are really just there to grift revenue off impressions from people who would never vote for Trump anyway.

Yep.  The columns in the NYT, WaPo, The Guardian, etc are just preaching to the choir.  The true Trumpensturmers don't read that stuff and will never see it.  They live in a different bubble.  A few venture here onto Fark to try to trigger the libs but they might just be paid Russians trolls.


There's at least one true believer that even sprung for TF to defend Herr Trump
Post a headline that is anyway is critical of Trump and there will be a down vote within 5 minutes
 
2020-07-16 8:12:38 AM  

JTtheCajun: spongeboob: Schroedinger's Glory Hole: He has the brains of a donkey or a donkey-like creature.

No he has a certificate
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Dammit, I kept seeing no one drop the Always Sunny reference so I was poised and ready to go...LOL


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2020-07-16 8:14:10 AM  

Schroedinger's Glory Hole: He has the brains of a donkey or a donkey-like creature.


I own a donkey, they are actually very smart.  They can be very stubborn and strong-willed.  I'd say he's more like my steers.  They are pretty dumb.
 
2020-07-16 8:17:52 AM  
You know, political attack ads are usually filled with lies, or at least major embellishments or out of context references... Trump truly is amazing, he has actually been so bad he can even make political attack ads tell the truth. They do not have to embellish, lie, or take anything out of context. He is truly that incompetent.
 
2020-07-16 8:18:24 AM  

LeoffDaGrate: RecoveringLibertarian: This morning's Twitter shiatter will be epic

Why?  Because of this ad?  This is one of dozens of ads that many groups are putting out.  While I'll admit that this one is particularly good, there's so much more crap for him to rant on from the crapper that this will barely be a speed bump.

In other words... "Hey, Trump!  Someone called you Stupid!"  "Yeah, well... they're stupid, too!"


i get the feeling they are just intended to piss trump off, nothing else. 99% of voters have made up there mind and there is very little that will change their minds.
 
2020-07-16 8:22:01 AM  
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2020-07-16 8:23:26 AM  

Carn: Schroedinger's Glory Hole: He has the brains of a donkey or a donkey-like creature.

I own a donkey, they are actually very smart.  They can be very stubborn and strong-willed.  I'd say he's more like my steers.  They are pretty dumb.


Get a horse if you're into dumb.
 
2020-07-16 8:27:33 AM  

BitwiseShift: Carn: Schroedinger's Glory Hole: He has the brains of a donkey or a donkey-like creature.

I own a donkey, they are actually very smart.  They can be very stubborn and strong-willed.  I'd say he's more like my steers.  They are pretty dumb.

Get a horse if you're into dumb.


We've talked about it.  I'd love to get a couple of draft horses.  That's a few years down the road minimum though as we need to learn a lot about their care.  We also need to try to make a little money from our cattle and pigs.  I hear good things about most draft horses at least in terms of temperament.  I dunno about brains.
 
2020-07-16 8:29:43 AM  

Schroedinger's Glory Hole: He has the brains of a donkey or a donkey-like creature.


I googled mythical donkey creature, just sure that I would come up with something appropriate to post here.

Google asked if I mean "mythical monkey creature".  Close enough.
 
2020-07-16 8:32:46 AM  

namegoeshere: White_Scarf_Syndrome: LeoffDaGrate: RecoveringLibertarian: This morning's Twitter shiatter will be epic

Why?  Because of this ad?  This is one of dozens of ads that many groups are putting out.  While I'll admit that this one is particularly good, there's so much more crap for him to rant on from the crapper that this will barely be a speed bump.

In other words... "Hey, Trump!  Someone called you Stupid!"  "Yeah, well... they're stupid, too!"

I don't think any of these ads are effective at all except for getting people to pull the Biden lever even harder.

Needs a different format to get inside the vacant skulls out there.

We will never, ever change the minds of those who are left in the cult. They are irreparably broken. Their brains do not function normally. If they are alive in November (IDONTWANNAWEARAMASK) they will vote Trump.

This kind of thing can tell shamed Republicans that they don't need to sit this one out. That there are many of them in the same boat and it's okay to vote *gasp* D just this once. It can also get the apathetic morons off the goddamned couch and into the voting booth.

Plus it drives Donald nuts, which is always fun.

Until he nukes someone out of blind rage.


I don't believe the working memory and neuroplasticity studies are conclusive, but they certainly seem to suggest that these people are not all there. Those traits cans be sort of "trained out" so to speak.

With this bell and electrodes, I'll turn your voter....
 
2020-07-16 8:34:52 AM  

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That triple-beam on the drawer.

Egads!!!!
 
2020-07-16 8:37:39 AM  

twocent: Smoking GNU: Schroedinger's Glory Hole: He has the brains of a donkey or a donkey-like creature.

That is highly insulting towards donkeys and donkey-like creatures.

Donkeys were used to lead caravans over the roughest parts of the Silk Road because they were tough and smart. They were trusted to sense danger ahead and give an alert.
Humble and reliable, donkeys are the opposite of Trump.


Exactly.
 
2020-07-16 8:49:48 AM  

Schroedinger's Glory Hole: He has the brains of a donkey or a donkey-like creature.


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2020-07-16 9:10:55 AM  

Madison_Smiled: I don't know if I have the stamina to sit through a listing of Trump's insecurities, and I say this as someone who has sat through 4-hour art films.


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2020-07-16 9:11:46 AM  

Bacon of Hope and Justice: He will never see this. The "news" he is exposed to is carefully collected, and this certainly will not be included. So unless, as pointed out above, they pay for time on F&F, it will never enter his orbit.

Great ad, though. I hope it gets non-morans out to vote.


I remember a few years ago there was a fark story about the people that were hired to collect positive news stories about him. Seemed that it was hard then must be impossible now
 
2020-07-16 9:16:31 AM  

sleze: RecoveringLibertarian: This morning's Twitter shiatter will be epic

Only if they paid to air it on F&F.  Otherwise, these (admittedly brilliant) ads are just fodder for Fark.com.


Eh, they got Ivanka and Half Scoop to trend on Twitter yesterday. They seem like folks who would compulsively click on their own names so I imagine they see it.

Between them and the Lincoln Project it's kinda fun to watch a campaign that used social media to help them win in 2016 get used like a boxing speed bag on those same platforms.
 
2020-07-16 9:26:31 AM  

LeoffDaGrate: RecoveringLibertarian: This morning's Twitter shiatter will be epic

Why?  Because of this ad?  This is one of dozens of ads that many groups are putting out.  While I'll admit that this one is particularly good, there's so much more crap for him to rant on from the crapper that this will barely be a speed bump.

In other words... "Hey, Trump!  Someone called you Stupid!"  "Yeah, well... they're stupid, too!"


Yeah. This IS Trump. This is his level. Stop trying to defend him.
 
2020-07-16 9:32:44 AM  
Thank blank pause from Tillerson when he's asked to deny calling Trump a moron gets me every time.
 
2020-07-16 9:51:12 AM  
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2020-07-16 11:23:15 AM  
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