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2020-07-15 11:55:54 PM  
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2020-07-16 2:31:31 AM  
This is the most embarrassing thing Georgia has seen since 28-3.
 
2020-07-16 2:39:53 AM  
Funny thing, he's only going to call out leaders in areas not likely to vote GOP.  But if your county or town is run by a MAGAt, there won't be a word uttered.

Basically, he's creating name recognition for Democrats in GA.
 
2020-07-16 3:14:06 AM  
From the redlit thread:

The mayors and county execs should ignore his a$$. Being a TrumpHumper, he should appreciate that they are taking a page out of Trump's book. They should ignore him and make him take them to court.
 
2020-07-16 3:25:41 AM  
The infection rate in GA has almost doubled in the first half of July, and this is the battle he's picking.

This coming from the guy whose stance was that local officials would know what's best for their communities when it comes to fighting covid.

Christ what an asshole.
 
2020-07-16 4:31:25 AM  
I live in Georgia. He is every single bit the backwards ass country fark he appears to be.
 
2020-07-16 4:32:27 AM  
One of the few times, I think an Andrew Jackson quote is appropriate.

He's made his decision.  Now try enforcing it.
 
2020-07-16 4:32:50 AM  

JK8Fan: I live in Georgia. He is every single bit the backwards ass country fark he appears to be.


Err...  where I am, the country rednecks are happily wearing masks.

Redneck != stupid :)
 
2020-07-16 4:33:17 AM  
Malignant narcissists only have two modes of operation: being bathed in (undeserved) adoration, or getting their jollies by hurting people.

Trump, like his predecessors such as Hussein, Mao, Pol Pot, Stalin and Hitler who all killed monstrous numbers of their own people, is deliberately murdering Americans for failing to worship him using the 'Rona and ordering his cultists to help him.
 
2020-07-16 4:33:22 AM  
You know what I love about face-masking?  Noses are becoming sexual as hell.  I see a good looking person kind of lean over, suddenly I'm trying to peak down their mask and get a good look at that nose.
 
2020-07-16 4:33:55 AM  
Can Kemp be sued for endangering public health?
 
2020-07-16 4:34:10 AM  
The party of "Small Government"... I guess that is not the same as "Local Government", more like "Less" or "Fewer". Definitely meaning, "Ineffective Government".
 
2020-07-16 4:34:37 AM  

Boondock3806: The infection rate in GA has almost doubled in the first half of July, and this is the battle he's picking.

This coming from the guy whose stance was that local officials would know what's best for their communities when it comes to fighting covid.

Christ what an asshole.


I remember seeing him on the news when he found out, much after the fact, that Covid could be spread by people who had no symptoms.  So he's an asshole and a dim bulb.
 
2020-07-16 4:37:17 AM  

apocryphaandmyth: You know what I love about face-masking?  Noses are becoming sexual as hell.  I see a good looking person kind of lean over, suddenly I'm trying to peak down their mask and get a good look at that nose.


Go on...
 
2020-07-16 4:39:40 AM  

Rocketboy1313: The party of "Small Government"... I guess that is not the same as "Local Government", more like "Less" or "Fewer". Definitely meaning, "Ineffective Government".


Didn't Republicans campaign on the notion that government is ineffective and useless?  Hah, I guess they're right.
 
2020-07-16 4:39:55 AM  

apocryphaandmyth: You know what I love about face-masking?  Noses are becoming sexual as hell.  I see a good looking person kind of lean over, suddenly I'm trying to peak down their mask and get a good look at that nose.


Don't get me started on those Mormon girls and their ankles....grrrr
 
2020-07-16 4:42:06 AM  

Mad Scientist: apocryphaandmyth: You know what I love about face-masking?  Noses are becoming sexual as hell.  I see a good looking person kind of lean over, suddenly I'm trying to peak down their mask and get a good look at that nose.

Go on...


I will go on, because I'm wondering if there could be a lacey, or possibly satin, version that would functional.
 
2020-07-16 4:43:03 AM  
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2020-07-16 4:43:06 AM  
The guy in the background is both wearing a mask and has eyes that look like they just finished an appropriately timed eyeroll.
 
2020-07-16 4:44:59 AM  
So do I get to defend my life against people trying to murder me with their breath?  I'm white, so I should be good right?
 
2020-07-16 4:45:15 AM  
Lace sounds sexy but useless as fish-net.

Just look for the ones who only wear masks on their mouths - there are enough of them.
 
2020-07-16 4:45:21 AM  

GrogSmash: JK8Fan: I live in Georgia. He is every single bit the backwards ass country fark he appears to be.

Err...  where I am, the country rednecks are happily wearing masks.

Redneck != stupid :)


One of my coworkers yesterday said "I guess I will just starve" because Walmart, Kroger, and several other grocery stores now have mandatory mask orders in place so she is boycotting them. I told her to please starve if that is what it takes to get us through a pandemic. There are so many dumbasses in this state
 
2020-07-16 4:45:29 AM  

hammettman: Boondock3806: The infection rate in GA has almost doubled in the first half of July, and this is the battle he's picking.

This coming from the guy whose stance was that local officials would know what's best for their communities when it comes to fighting covid.

Christ what an asshole.

I remember seeing him on the news when he found out, much after the fact, that Covid could be spread by people who had no symptoms.  So he's an asshole and a dim bulb.


Lol I remember that. That was something like a week after he went out there with a bunch of health officials and the mayor of Atl and talked about how much of an advantage the state of GA had on account of being the home of the CDC, only to prove he hadn't been listening to a damn thing they had been saying.
 
2020-07-16 4:46:56 AM  
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2020-07-16 4:47:00 AM  
Colossal idiots look at Brian Kemp and say, "Damn, somethin' ain't right with that boy."
 
2020-07-16 4:49:25 AM  

GrogSmash: JK8Fan: I live in Georgia. He is every single bit the backwards ass country fark he appears to be.

Err...  where I am, the country rednecks are happily wearing masks.

Redneck != stupid :)


Where I am in SE GA, I'd say 80-90%% of black and brown folks are wearing masks. White folks... maybe 10%, including my wife and I?
 
2020-07-16 4:49:28 AM  

apocryphaandmyth: You know what I love about face-masking?  Noses are becoming sexual as hell.  I see a good looking person kind of lean over, suddenly I'm trying to peak down their mask and get a good look at that nose.


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2020-07-16 4:49:52 AM  
If the Gov is not a skinjob (yet), he is a skinjob sympathizer.  For the safety of the country, the entire state of Georgia needs to be sterilized with the cleansing heat of nuclear fusion.  We can put up a memorial wall to those who made the ultimate sacrifice to keep the rest of us safe.
 
2020-07-16 4:50:19 AM  

cooldaddygroove: From magat Facebook today:
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That's awesome. "What next - my illegal, under the table cash transaction to someone for doing work is going to be taxed as income!? What is this world coming to!"
 
2020-07-16 4:51:13 AM  
I thought the graph at https://coronavirus.jhu.edu/testin​g/in​dividual-states/georgia didn't look too bad, until I saw they labeled the graph on the right scaling "percentage of positive tests" from 0 to 300%. That's one way of flattening the curve
 
2020-07-16 4:52:40 AM  

cooldaddygroove: From magat Facebook today:
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oh the comments
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2020-07-16 4:54:25 AM  
Bet he now wishes he hadn't thrown the Georgia governor election in 2018. Stacey Abrams would have been facing this pandemic instead.
 
2020-07-16 4:54:56 AM  
If I was the guy standing behind him, I'd take off my mask and have a coughing fit just to see his reaction.
Whenever someone would try to get me off stage I'll just say I'm fine and keep coughing.
 
2020-07-16 4:56:10 AM  

cooldaddygroove: cooldaddygroove: From magat Facebook today:
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How delicate.
 
2020-07-16 4:57:55 AM  
Jawjans: WE HAVE IDEOLOGICAL PURITY (of worshiping trump as a living orange diety) TO MAINTAIN, WE DON'T CARE IF PEOPLE DIE OR ARE CRIPPLED FOR LIFE!
 
2020-07-16 4:59:23 AM  
Release Sherman-19
 
2020-07-16 5:00:23 AM  

Shaggy_C: cooldaddygroove: From magat Facebook today:
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That's awesome. "What next - my illegal, under the table cash transaction to someone for doing work is going to be taxed as income!? What is this world coming to!"


My favorite is that these people think Joe Biden has already won and is making them do all these things, so they have to vote for Trump who isn't in charge right now.
 
2020-07-16 5:00:32 AM  

Mad Scientist: apocryphaandmyth: You know what I love about face-masking?  Noses are becoming sexual as hell.  I see a good looking person kind of lean over, suddenly I'm trying to peak down their mask and get a good look at that nose.

Go on...


What's going on in this thread?
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2020-07-16 5:01:39 AM  

cooldaddygroove: cooldaddygroove: From magat Facebook today:
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Yes, but it's more of a tag and you wear it on your toe.
 
2020-07-16 5:09:23 AM  

cooldaddygroove: From magat Facebook today:
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Ugh. The polite thing to do would be provide a link to the story on An Archive of Our Own instead of exposing all of their followers to their antiGovernment erotica.
 
2020-07-16 5:10:15 AM  

cherryl taggart: Funny thing, he's only going to call out leaders in areas not likely to vote GOP.  But if your county or town is run by a MAGAt, there won't be a word uttered.

Basically, he's creating name recognition for Democrats in GA.


Remember, also, what sort of businesses he prioritized reopening in April.

He's just trying to get more black people killed by Covid-19.
 
2020-07-16 5:12:31 AM  

Resident Muslim: Mad Scientist: apocryphaandmyth: You know what I love about face-masking?  Noses are becoming sexual as hell.  I see a good looking person kind of lean over, suddenly I'm trying to peak down their mask and get a good look at that nose.

Go on...

What's going on in this thread?
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Joking aside, I once made a comment, probably even here, about that exact thing, the allure of the covered.
Throwback to the popularity of ye olde burlesque shows and why strippers are not nakeders.
I recall saying that I can't imagine living in an African society where breasts are treated as something common.
 
2020-07-16 5:14:34 AM  

cooldaddygroove: cooldaddygroove: From magat Facebook today:
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And libs are the snowflakes?!? LOL!

/Try wearing a face mask and full respirator, firefighters do it literally every day
//You're being asked to wear a few layers of cloth as a filter
///I guess even mild discomfort is too much for rugged individuals to put up with, even if it will save 500 lives a day
 
2020-07-16 5:18:22 AM  

cooldaddygroove: oh the comments


They sound fat. I wonder if they can make it up a flight of stairs without similar problems breathing...

Seriously though, I run 6 miles every morning. On warm days where there are going to be lots of people on the Thames path I wear a mask. You want to talk "can't breathe" try running full out in 70 degree heat (blistering for England) in the sun with a mask on.
 
2020-07-16 5:19:30 AM  

robodog: cooldaddygroove: cooldaddygroove: From magat Facebook today:
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And libs are the snowflakes?!? LOL!

/Try wearing a face mask and full respirator, firefighters do it literally every day
//You're being asked to wear a few layers of cloth as a filter
///I guess even mild discomfort is too much for rugged individuals to put up with, even if it will save 500 lives a day


"How am I supposed to smoke 2 packs a day through a mask?!?! harrumph!"
 
2020-07-16 5:29:03 AM  
In 2018 I worked at an auto garage that actively discouraged the use of pretty much anything resembling PPE 'cuz freedumbs. Quit the place after around 5 months, then developed these weird chemical burns on my hands around 8 months later after settling into a new and much better job. Anybody who discourages the use of PPE, especially for no other reason than the fact that its use has been encouraged, is wrong.

Grow the fark up, Kidult-America.
 
2020-07-16 5:33:19 AM  

GrogSmash: JK8Fan: I live in Georgia. He is every single bit the backwards ass country fark he appears to be.

Err...  where I am, the country rednecks are happily wearing masks.

Redneck != stupid :)


I live in Redneck Utah. And I challenge you to a pool noodle duel. After I win we can socially distance with our choice of beverages.
 
2020-07-16 5:35:49 AM  

cooldaddygroove: cooldaddygroove: From magat Facebook today:
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Conservatives have to modes: whining and gloating.  This would be an example of "whining".
 
2020-07-16 5:36:25 AM  

Shaggy_C: try running full out in 70 degree heat (blistering for England)


Oh shut the f*ck up.  Blistering is when it's over 30, you whiny plum.  21 degrees is nothing.
 
2020-07-16 5:37:40 AM  
So masks don't help stop the virus, but they do stop oxygen and your ability to breathe? Sure thing, Karen
 
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