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(WESH Orlando)   Walmart Wanda has parking lot meltdown after staff tell her no mask, no entry. Bonus: Everyone's infectious laughter   (wesh.com) divider line
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2020-07-16 1:04:50 AM  
She provided a little entertainment for the smart people wearing masks, stopped trying to get in, and then left.

All in all, not a bad afternoon.
 
2020-07-16 3:04:08 AM  
A woman was caught on camera calling people wearing masks at a Central Florida Walmart "cult members."

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2020-07-16 6:41:40 AM  
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2020-07-16 7:02:23 AM  
It's on the door. You KNEW it was on the door. You just thought you were going to be a Special Exception because who could tell you no?

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2020-07-16 7:32:27 AM  
Walmart is going to need bouncers. The geezer greeters aren't going to stop the determined Karens.
 
2020-07-16 7:32:33 AM  
Wear a mask you coont
 
2020-07-16 7:32:37 AM  
I just do not understand assholes like that
 
2020-07-16 7:34:27 AM  
I know people who think that wearing masks is for sheep, and this whole mask thing is the government testing to see if they can get people to give up their freedom for when they try and take away other rights.  And that "Your fear is your problem, I won't wear a mask because I'm not afraid." Yeah, not afraid of spreading viruses.
 
2020-07-16 7:35:59 AM  

Boo_Guy: Walmart is going to need bouncers. The geezer greeters aren't going to stop the determined Karens.


Sooner or later one of the Karens is going to get stomped. She will then become this week's victim of the repressed white christian majority, make the rounds on fuxnews, get a book deal and never work again. Oh and sue anyone within eyesight.

/I ever say I hate this farking timeline?
 
2020-07-16 7:36:04 AM  

soupafi: Wear a mask you coont


Alternatively:

Stay the fark home, you coont

/Either way is good
 
2020-07-16 7:36:16 AM  

johnny_vegas: I just do not understand assholes like that


Hay, I'm an a$$hole, and I don't get this phobia over the mask.
 
2020-07-16 7:36:58 AM  

johnny_vegas: I just do not understand assholes like that


This is not an intelligent woman.

An intelligent woman would listen to the reasons given for wearing a mask and would understand that it lowers the risk of transmission.

I know women like this. All their lives, they have gotten by on their looks, and consequently, haven't had to bother themselves with excessive thinking. A diet of daytime TV, The Internet and checkout magazines completes the picture.
 
2020-07-16 7:37:11 AM  

johnny_vegas: I just do not understand assholes like that


Do they think Typhoid Mary was a misunderstood folk hero?
 
2020-07-16 7:37:48 AM  
It's OK, Karen. You have the absolute right to be batshiat crazy.

Just do it over there....away from me.
 
2020-07-16 7:37:52 AM  

waxbeans: johnny_vegas: I just do not understand assholes like that

Hay, I'm an a$$hole, and I don't get this phobia over the mask.


I don't like wearing a mask either, but I wear it anyway and don't biatch about it.
 
2020-07-16 7:38:37 AM  
My concern is that these fools will just become passive aggressive and when, not if, when they get the disease they'll probably wear a mask to enter a place then start coughing on stuff and people.

/not sure we even have anything on the books for something like this
 
2020-07-16 7:39:38 AM  
As soon as I heard that Walmart was implementing a mandatory mask policy my very first thought was "FARK is about to get pretty damn funny".

I imagine the groups "angry uneducated trump supporters" and "Walmart shoppers" have a significant intersection of loonies.
 
2020-07-16 7:41:16 AM  

johnny_vegas: I just do not understand assholes like that


They have been programmed by dear leader to sacrifice themselves to stick it to the libs.

"Blood for the derp god"
 
2020-07-16 7:43:16 AM  
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2020-07-16 7:46:12 AM  

SpectroBoy: As soon as I heard that Walmart was implementing a mandatory mask policy my very first thought was "FARK is about to get pretty damn funny".

I imagine the groups "angry uneducated trump supporters" and "Walmart shoppers" have a significant intersection of loonies.


I asked the missus if I could camp out in front of our local ww just filming the entrance, start up a dedicated youtube channel called "fatty fatty 2 x 4 just threw themself on the floor" and make bank selling ads.

/she said no
 
2020-07-16 7:48:42 AM  
I live a mile from the original east coast epicenter in New Rochelle, Ny and have been wearing a mask since March. FOAD asshole.
 
2020-07-16 7:48:49 AM  

NINEv2: Boo_Guy: Walmart is going to need bouncers. The geezer greeters aren't going to stop the determined Karens.

Sooner or later one of the Karens is going to get stomped. She will then become this week's victim of the repressed white christian majority, make the rounds on fuxnews, get a book deal and never work again. Oh and sue anyone within eyesight.

/I ever say I hate this farking timeline?


There was an old guy that tried shoving his way into a Walmart last week. He had his ass thrown back out and then was promptly forgotten about. Hopefully any other Karens will get the same deal.
 
2020-07-16 7:48:54 AM  

NINEv2: SpectroBoy: As soon as I heard that Walmart was implementing a mandatory mask policy my very first thought was "FARK is about to get pretty damn funny".

I imagine the groups "angry uneducated trump supporters" and "Walmart shoppers" have a significant intersection of loonies.

I asked the missus if I could camp out in front of our local ww just filming the entrance, start up a dedicated youtube channel called "fatty fatty 2 x 4 just threw themself on the floor" and make bank selling ads.

/she said no


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2020-07-16 7:49:12 AM  
"Y'all a bunch of cult members..."

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Well, some of them are.
 
2020-07-16 7:49:29 AM  
Truck Fump:

I know women like this. All their lives, they have gotten by on their looks, and consequently, haven't had to bother themselves with excessive thinking.

I don't really think that is the case here.
 
2020-07-16 7:52:53 AM  

Boo_Guy: Walmart is going to need bouncers. The geezer greeters aren't going to stop the determined Karens.


Don't call them bouncers.

Walmart said it's creating a new job of "health ambassador," who will be specially trained to "work with customers who show up at a store without a face covering to try and find a solution."(source)

WorldStar is going to have a banner week.
 
2020-07-16 7:53:43 AM  

johnny_vegas: I just do not understand assholes like that


There is a good sized chunk of the population that is batshiat crazy.
Most of the time, we just don't see them, as they are able to blend in with normal people.

The current political climate has cast the spotlight on them. Now you can see just how many have been walking amongst us.
 
2020-07-16 7:54:16 AM  

NINEv2: SpectroBoy: As soon as I heard that Walmart was implementing a mandatory mask policy my very first thought was "FARK is about to get pretty damn funny".

I imagine the groups "angry uneducated trump supporters" and "Walmart shoppers" have a significant intersection of loonies.

I asked the missus if I could camp out in front of our local ww just filming the entrance, start up a dedicated youtube channel called "fatty fatty 2 x 4 just threw themself on the floor" and make bank selling ads.

/she said no


She sounds smart, but since I want to see the videos I am going to say "Do it anyway, unless you're HENPECKED"  <makes pussy whipped hand motions>
 
2020-07-16 7:54:39 AM  

John the Magnificent: Truck Fump:

I know women like this. All their lives, they have gotten by on their looks, and consequently, haven't had to bother themselves with excessive thinking.

I don't really think that is the case here.


She's blonde. She's a bit older but certainly was sought after back in her day.  Shes a bit worn now though.
 
2020-07-16 7:54:40 AM  
If only Walmart had an app you could place an order with and not even have to get out of your car..
 
2020-07-16 7:55:41 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: johnny_vegas: I just do not understand assholes like that

There is a good sized chunk of the population that is batshiat crazy.
Most of the time, we just don't see them, as they are able to blend in with normal people.

The current political climate has cast the spotlight on them. Now you can see just how many have been walking amongst us.


Also the public's tolerance has changed.

If you walk around Walmart in a pink dressing gown people just avoid you. If you walk in without a mask people draw the line. As Mr. pink dressing gown said to me once: "Not all crazy is a danger to others. "
 
2020-07-16 8:00:18 AM  

soupafi: waxbeans: johnny_vegas: I just do not understand assholes like that

Hay, I'm an a$$hole, and I don't get this phobia over the mask.

I don't like wearing a mask either, but I wear it anyway and don't biatch about it.


Exactly
 
2020-07-16 8:00:39 AM  
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2020-07-16 8:03:03 AM  

hawaiijenno: NINEv2: SpectroBoy: As soon as I heard that Walmart was implementing a mandatory mask policy my very first thought was "FARK is about to get pretty damn funny".

I imagine the groups "angry uneducated trump supporters" and "Walmart shoppers" have a significant intersection of loonies.

I asked the missus if I could camp out in front of our local ww just filming the entrance, start up a dedicated youtube channel called "fatty fatty 2 x 4 just threw themself on the floor" and make bank selling ads.

/she said no

I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter.


My Chuck E. Cheese idea is better: build a small arena, and place a cube of one way glass in the middle. Open a Chuck E. Cheese within this cube. Surround the glass with bleachers and sell tickets. Find the family with the most domestics and offer them a free birthday bash for little Cleetus. Once you know all the white trashlings birthdays you can hype up those dates like an MMA fight. Y'know, like Dana White does but with more class.

/she said no
 
2020-07-16 8:04:36 AM  
Places with mask mandates need visibly armed guards in America. The unarmed workers aren't going to be able to enforce mask policies when some tough guy starts flashing his gun, like they did at a BBQ place at a minimum wage teen who asked them to put on their mask.
 
2020-07-16 8:07:23 AM  

NINEv2: hawaiijenno: NINEv2: SpectroBoy: As soon as I heard that Walmart was implementing a mandatory mask policy my very first thought was "FARK is about to get pretty damn funny".

I imagine the groups "angry uneducated trump supporters" and "Walmart shoppers" have a significant intersection of loonies.

I asked the missus if I could camp out in front of our local ww just filming the entrance, start up a dedicated youtube channel called "fatty fatty 2 x 4 just threw themself on the floor" and make bank selling ads.

/she said no

I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter.

My Chuck E. Cheese idea is better: build a small arena, and place a cube of one way glass in the middle. Open a Chuck E. Cheese within this cube. Surround the glass with bleachers and sell tickets. Find the family with the most domestics and offer them a free birthday bash for little Cleetus. Once you know all the white trashlings birthdays you can hype up those dates like an MMA fight. Y'know, like Dana White does but with more class.

/she said no


Mixed Pizza Arts fighting styles?

The Budweiser Basher
Greasy Crust Kung Fu
Crouching Pepperoni, Hidden Anchovy
1000 Token Slap of Death
 
2020-07-16 8:09:11 AM  
I was at a Home Deoot in Nashville yesterday.  Sign on the door says masks are mandatory.  Some didn't have a mask, and my clerk thought his was to protect the bottom of his chin.
 
2020-07-16 8:09:51 AM  

MythDragon: I know people who think that wearing masks is for sheep, and this whole mask thing is the government testing to see if they can get people to give up their freedom for when they try and take away other rights.  And that "Your fear is your problem, I won't wear a mask because I'm not afraid." Yeah, not afraid of spreading viruses.


But they are afraid of masks.

Being afraid of covid is sensible; being afraid of wearing a mask is being a complete coward.
 
2020-07-16 8:11:02 AM  

OkieDookie: Crouching Pepperoni, Hidden Anchovy


Winner!
 
2020-07-16 8:11:40 AM  
My mom lives in Tampa. Up the road is a a. Wal*Mart superstore. I read yesterday that all the stores will start mandating masks. I was worried about her.
Apparently that store has been doing it for some time and she's chill.
Living as I am in Sweden, I miss easy and cheap access to Dickies - the Hawaiian shirt for fat Joy Division fans.
 
2020-07-16 8:11:42 AM  
She's just killing time waiting for the bars/liquor stores to open.
 
2020-07-16 8:14:13 AM  
OK, she outed us as cult members. In our defense, it's not a suicide cult.
 
2020-07-16 8:20:13 AM  

Boo_Guy: Walmart is going to need bouncers. The geezer greeters aren't going to stop the determined Karens.


I've been saying bouncers at the door, and patrolling the aisles with stun sticks.  Take your mask off once you are past the guys at the door, its 750,000 volts for you, melonfarmer!
 
2020-07-16 8:21:30 AM  

SpectroBoy: johnny_vegas: I just do not understand assholes like that

They have been programmed by dear leader to sacrifice themselves to stick it to the libs.

"Blood for the derp god"


Not all of them. My dad would saw his own arm off before he'd pull the lever for a Democrat, but he stays home, wears a mask when he has to go out, and thinks people like the lady in the article are straight-up morons. He has always put his trust in medical professionals, and that seems to be overriding part of the Republican programming.

/now if I could just get him fully deprogrammed
 
2020-07-16 8:22:17 AM  

NINEv2: Boo_Guy: Walmart is going to need bouncers. The geezer greeters aren't going to stop the determined Karens.

Sooner or later one of the Karens is going to get stomped. She will then become this week's victim of the repressed white christian majority, make the rounds on fuxnews, get a book deal and never work again. Oh and sue anyone within eyesight.

/I ever say I hate this farking timeline?


I read an article about the 1918 Pandemic in San Francisco. Apparently it took some Plague Rats eventually getting severely beaten (IIRC, one was murdered) to convince other Plague Rats to wear masks.

Asimov was wrong.* When logic and reason fall on deaf ears and closed brains, and innocent lives are therefore threatened, the only other way to convince the purveyors of that threat is fear for personal safety. The Karens, by their very inability to understand logic and reason, usher in the very thing they say they fear: authoritarian rules and enforcement.

* "Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent."
 
2020-07-16 8:27:25 AM  

NINEv2: Boo_Guy: Walmart is going to need bouncers. The geezer greeters aren't going to stop the determined Karens.

Sooner or later one of the Karens is going to get stomped. She will then become this week's victim of the repressed white christian majority, make the rounds on fuxnews, get a book deal and never work again. Oh and sue anyone within eyesight.

/I ever say I hate this farking timeline?


This week's?  Has this ever happened at all?  Much less on a weekly basis

(The left continues fighting the good fight against the non existent boogie man)
 
2020-07-16 8:29:47 AM  

MindStalker: John the Magnificent: Truck Fump:

I know women like this. All their lives, they have gotten by on their looks, and consequently, haven't had to bother themselves with excessive thinking.

I don't really think that is the case here.

She's blonde. She's a bit older but certainly was sought after back in her day.  Shes a bit worn now though.


...and angry at the world, because what worked for her up until now, no longer seems to be working.
 
2020-07-16 8:36:09 AM  

MythDragon: I know people who think that wearing masks is for sheep, and this whole mask thing is the government testing to see if they can get people to give up their freedom for when they try and take away other rights.  And that "Your fear is your problem, I won't wear a mask because I'm not afraid." Yeah, not afraid of spreading viruses.


This was decided in 1918, the common good overrides inDUHvidual rights.
 
2020-07-16 8:36:35 AM  

evilsofa: Boo_Guy: Walmart is going to need bouncers. The geezer greeters aren't going to stop the determined Karens.

Don't call them bouncers.

Walmart said it's creating a new job of "health ambassador," who will be specially trained to "work with customers who show up at a store without a face covering to try and find a solution."(source)

WorldStar is going to have a banner week.


I read that as typical corporate weasel-wordery meaning that the "health ambassador" will not actually have any power to do shiat at preventing the strident anti-maskers from storming the ramparts.

I hope I'm wrong.
 
2020-07-16 8:39:02 AM  

Boo_Guy: Walmart is going to need bouncers. The geezer greeters aren't going to stop the determined Karens.


The daytime greeter at my local Wal-mart is about 6'7 and over 300 pounds.  He also has a deep, booming voice and rarely smiles.

I asked a cashier if they had any issues with Covidiots and she laughed, pointed and the greeter and said "Uhhh...no".
 
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