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(1011 Now Lincoln)   When you see a man beating up his car with a shovel, just let it go   (1011now.com) divider line
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2605 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Jul 2020 at 11:45 PM (3 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-07-15 11:47:59 PM  
nothing to see here

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2020-07-15 11:48:20 PM  
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2020-07-15 11:48:33 PM  
He's going to need a bigger shovel.
 
2020-07-15 11:49:12 PM  
Did he find himself in the Alps or something?  I'm confused.
 
2020-07-15 11:49:52 PM  
If he had a gun why didn't he use that on the car?
 
2020-07-15 11:50:49 PM  
Man who was hitting his own car with a shovel arrested for threatening another with a gun

Why would you threaten a car with a gun?
 
2020-07-15 11:50:56 PM  
"I'll kill your f...ing car" from The Big Lebowski (1998)
Youtube f3nQ8SzNhnY
 
2020-07-15 11:52:12 PM  
Shovel? Bah. Now you see a man using thermite on his car....

/You know he bought a Dodge.
 
2020-07-15 11:52:18 PM  

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done in 2.

would also have accepted...

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2020-07-15 11:57:15 PM  

DippityDoo: [YouTube video: "I'll kill your f...ing car" from The Big Lebowski (1998)]


Thx
 
2020-07-15 11:59:51 PM  
Who shovels a car in July?
 
2020-07-16 12:09:45 AM  
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where are the cops when you need 'em?
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D'oh!
 
2020-07-16 12:10:24 AM  
Did he fark a stranger in the ass?
 
2020-07-16 12:12:47 AM  

Rent Party: Did he fark a stranger in the ass?


Only in the Alps.
 
2020-07-16 12:22:30 AM  
Between this and all the rapes, Hyde is looking at a lot of time.
 
2020-07-16 12:26:37 AM  
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2020-07-16 12:32:36 AM  
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Don't interrupt people collecting points during the bonus round...
 
2020-07-16 12:33:02 AM  

litheandnubile: nothing to see here

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I think that is probably one of the worst things I've seen on the internet.  I'm not sure why, but that one really gets to me.
 
2020-07-16 12:55:58 AM  

RogermcAllen: litheandnubile: nothing to see here

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I think that is probably one of the worst things I've seen on the internet.  I'm not sure why, but that one really gets to me.


I'm probably glad I don't know what happens.
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2020-07-16 1:01:20 AM  

Sexy Jesus: If he had a gun why didn't he use that on the car?


Had a guy who worked on my car years ago (he did house calls for car repairs) who told me how he was working on this guy's car and I guess it had a lot of stuff wrong with it. He told the guy how much it would be to fix. Well the guy says he'll be right back, goes inside and comes back out with a shotgun. Car guy was pretty scared, but the owner blasted the hell out of the car instead. I think the car guy just left without charging him for the initial work.
 
2020-07-16 1:06:04 AM  

litheandnubile: nothing to see here

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What you did there, I see it.

We are both horrible people...
 
2020-07-16 1:19:06 AM  
Colonel Potter MASH
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2020-07-16 1:35:32 AM  
If he's beating his own car, leave the man alone.
 
2020-07-16 1:39:30 AM  
I suppose it was too much effort to ask why he was hitting his own car with a shovel...
 
2020-07-16 1:41:19 AM  
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2020-07-16 3:23:33 AM  
Surely the appropriate course of action is a) ensuring your safety, then b) getting a decent clip for YouTube...
 
2020-07-16 3:37:08 AM  
Well, when I see five weirdos, dressed in togas, stabbing a man in the middle of the park in full view of a hundred people, I shoot the bastards, that's *my* policy!

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2020-07-16 4:09:14 AM  
Land Down Under - Shovel Girl Remix
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2020-07-16 4:10:34 AM  
A Ha 'Shovel on me'
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2020-07-16 5:27:47 AM  

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Came for this, leaving satisfied.
 
2020-07-16 6:06:53 AM  

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Updated

Specsavers Fawlty Car, featuring John Cleese #shouldve
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2020-07-16 7:01:55 AM  
No Richard Pryor shooting his car? Fark, I am disappoint!
 
2020-07-16 7:22:32 AM  
Well he didnt have to explain to the senior chief why he was outside the bar on base bending an aluminum ball bat with the  Chevelle the soon to be ex was driving
Not that I would know anything about that
 
2020-07-16 8:55:49 AM  

acouvis: I suppose it was too much effort to ask why he was hitting his own car with a shovel...


Having seen the activity years ago, my assumption is he blames the car for putting him in a ditch or something.

Came out of work one afternoon to find a drunk Polish housekeeper trying to shovel himself out of the plowed snowbank he'd put himself in. It was clear he'd just been driving through it all winter as the plow pile got higher and higher. But it was now just too high and thick. And every time the drunk would throw snow from under the car on to the pile it would just slide back under the car. Tried talking to him but couldn't get through the language/drunken barrier, tried helping him shovel to a safer place by showing a good example...but he'd keep grabbing the shovel away and beating the already well-beaten car. The other Samaritan and I  had to concede he was beyond help, unappreciative of help, and that helping a guy this drunk get back on the road was the wrong thing to do anyway.  The car stayed there until Spring. But he was fired well before that, word was for another drunken incident.
 
2020-07-16 9:18:52 AM  
"A 20-year-old Lincoln man"

So what kind of car was he beating with a shovel?   A Chrysler?  I hate those cars too.  They deserve to be beaten.
 
2020-07-16 1:51:53 PM  

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Came for this, leaving satisfied.
 
2020-07-16 2:57:44 PM  
I'll do it myself then. https://youtu.be/hI_Q-_oslDg
 
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