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(CNN)   Not only does Demi Moore have a thick shag carpet, it extends all the way to where she poops   (cnn.com) divider line
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2020-07-15 5:09:39 PM  
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2020-07-15 5:12:18 PM  
who?
 
2020-07-15 5:13:02 PM  
This is a quality headline, Subby.  Nice work.
 
2020-07-15 5:17:50 PM  
Bravo for the headline, but I'm still slightly disappointed.
 
2020-07-15 5:18:33 PM  
 
2020-07-15 5:20:46 PM  
I'll vacuum clean her carpet anytime.
 
2020-07-15 5:25:52 PM  
Excellent work subby.
 
2020-07-15 5:30:13 PM  

Cyberluddite: Cewley: who?

Well, this person, shown here with the aforementioned shag carpet (NSFW!! DEFINITELY NSFW!! Not that anybody is at work right now of course.).


Well I can't believe I have never seen that before. Still would have back in the day.
 
2020-07-15 5:32:43 PM  

TheSteelCricket: Cyberluddite: Cewley: who?

Well, this person, shown here with the aforementioned shag carpet (NSFW!! DEFINITELY NSFW!! Not that anybody is at work right now of course.).

Well I can't believe I have never seen that before. Still would have back in the day.


Pre-boob job, too.  It all went downhill after that.  Still would, of course, either then or now.
 
2020-07-15 5:36:50 PM  

Cyberluddite: TheSteelCricket: Cyberluddite: Cewley: who?

Well, this person, shown here with the aforementioned shag carpet (NSFW!! DEFINITELY NSFW!! Not that anybody is at work right now of course.).

Well I can't believe I have never seen that before. Still would have back in the day.

Pre-boob job, too.  It all went downhill after that.  Still would, of course, either then or now.


Wasn't that pic determined to be a look-alike model?  Or shopped or such?
 
2020-07-15 5:38:09 PM  
I loved her character in 'Disclosure,' Meredith Johnson because my smoking hot girlfriend in college was ... Meredith Johnson.


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2020-07-15 5:58:33 PM  
Wonder if she lets her dog pee on it like she did the rental house she had here in Jax while filming G.I. Jane.

/had to clean the house a while after it happened
//that little pooch can wee!
 
2020-07-15 6:08:17 PM  

Cyberluddite: Cewley: who?

Well, this person, shown here with the aforementioned shag carpet (NSFW!! DEFINITELY NSFW!! Not that anybody is at work right now of course.).


I forgot about that. Don't ask me how. I love shag carpet.
 
2020-07-15 6:08:43 PM  

dammit just give me a login: Cyberluddite: TheSteelCricket: Cyberluddite: Cewley: who?

Well, this person, shown here with the aforementioned shag carpet (NSFW!! DEFINITELY NSFW!! Not that anybody is at work right now of course.).

Well I can't believe I have never seen that before. Still would have back in the day.

Pre-boob job, too.  It all went downhill after that.  Still would, of course, either then or now.

Wasn't that pic determined to be a look-alike model?  Or shopped or such?


I don't believe so, though I could be wrong.  It was in the old skin mag "Oui," which was sort of second-tier smut magazine somewhere between Playboy and Penthouse in its level of explicitness.  I think the pics were taken before anybody knew who the hell she was and then were unearthed and published after she first became somewhat known as an actress.
 
2020-07-15 7:55:20 PM  

isamudyson: Wonder if she lets her dog pee on it like she did the rental house she had here in Jax while filming G.I. Jane.

/had to clean the house a while after it happened
//that little pooch can wee!


Are you sure the dog isn't being blamed unfairly?
 
2020-07-15 9:04:46 PM  

Cyberluddite: dammit just give me a login: Cyberluddite: TheSteelCricket: Cyberluddite: Cewley: who?

Well, this person, shown here with the aforementioned shag carpet (NSFW!! DEFINITELY NSFW!! Not that anybody is at work right now of course.).

Well I can't believe I have never seen that before. Still would have back in the day.

Pre-boob job, too.  It all went downhill after that.  Still would, of course, either then or now.

Wasn't that pic determined to be a look-alike model?  Or shopped or such?

I don't believe so, though I could be wrong.  It was in the old skin mag "Oui," which was sort of second-tier smut magazine somewhere between Playboy and Penthouse in its level of explicitness.  I think the pics were taken before anybody knew who the hell she was and then were unearthed and published after she first became somewhat known as an actress.


Yeah, anyone with eyes can see it's Demi. Now, merkin or no? I mean, that's pretty extreme even for 81 or whatever.
 
2020-07-15 9:05:15 PM  
It was from Oui. Air brushed to pass postal laws back then.
 
2020-07-15 9:07:36 PM  
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2020-07-15 9:11:45 PM  
Pretty common in the 70s. Both.
 
2020-07-15 9:13:03 PM  
When will she go from Demi Moore to Full Moore?
 
2020-07-15 9:14:22 PM  

TheSteelCricket: Cyberluddite: Cewley: who?

Well, this person, shown here with the aforementioned shag carpet (NSFW!! DEFINITELY NSFW!! Not that anybody is at work right now of course.).

Well I can't believe I have never seen that before. Still would have back in the day.


Still would now...and her daughters are hot too. ;)
 
2020-07-15 9:23:21 PM  
Is there anything about this ridiculous old lady that isn't a pathetic cry for attention?
 
2020-07-15 9:25:59 PM  
She's been in a stay at home condition for months, subby. Don't you know it's hard to self-wax? :|
 
2020-07-15 9:27:47 PM  
Great googly-moogly!
 
2020-07-15 9:27:52 PM  

Badmoodman: I loved her character in 'Disclosure,' Meredith Johnson because my smoking hot girlfriend in college was ... Meredith Johnson.


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Ah from the Michael Douglas Man-Ass period..
 
2020-07-15 9:29:07 PM  
She went on to say that it's not actually that odd considering the home is in the mountains and it gets "very cold."

Um, yeah. What's so weird about that? Except brown--yuk.
You know what's under the carpet in my bathroom? A plank or something. And it's cold.
 
2020-07-15 9:38:16 PM  
That right there is a HOTY candidate.   Good job subby!
 
2020-07-15 9:45:40 PM  

Badmoodman: I loved her character in 'Disclosure,' Meredith Johnson because my smoking hot girlfriend in college was ... Meredith Johnson.


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You need to complete the trilogy: watch the episode of Big Mouth "Disclosure the Movie, the Musical" then the Disclosure episode of How Did This Get Made
 
2020-07-15 9:45:58 PM  

Cyberluddite: Cewley: who?

Well, this person, shown here with the aforementioned shag carpet (NSFW!! DEFINITELY NSFW!! Not that anybody is at work right now of course.).


Looking at that picture makes me want to pick hair out of my teeth...
 
2020-07-15 9:48:23 PM  

Cyberluddite: Cewley: who?

Well, this person, shown here with the aforementioned shag carpet (NSFW!! DEFINITELY NSFW!! Not that anybody is at work right now of course.).


Meh, I've eaten worse
 
2020-07-15 9:52:35 PM  

Cyberluddite: Cewley: who?

Well, this person, shown here with the aforementioned shag carpet (NSFW!! DEFINITELY NSFW!! Not that anybody is at work right now of course.).


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2020-07-15 10:02:53 PM  

Crewmannumber6: Cyberluddite: Cewley: who?

Well, this person, shown here with the aforementioned shag carpet (NSFW!! DEFINITELY NSFW!! Not that anybody is at work right now of course.).

Meh, I've eaten worse


I am old, so I was in college back in those days, so I was no stranger to furburgers. And that sort of bush counted as "trimmed" in those days.
 
2020-07-15 10:32:43 PM  
HOTY candidate. Jesus, Subby!🤣🤣🤣
 
2020-07-15 10:36:17 PM  
wasn't she underage for htat Oui shoot?
 
2020-07-15 10:36:33 PM  
shag looks phony
 
2020-07-15 10:38:01 PM  
But does the carpet match the drapes?
 
2020-07-15 10:44:30 PM  

Leader O'Cola: wasn't she underage for htat Oui shoot?


I doubt it, unless she thought she could pull a Traci. She's been reinventing herself from the beginning and always for the worst. Her bday has probably changed multiple times.
 
2020-07-15 10:46:28 PM  

drewogatory: Leader O'Cola: wasn't she underage for htat Oui shoot?

I doubt it, unless she thought she could pull a Traci. She's been reinventing herself from the beginning and always for the worst. Her bday has probably changed multiple times.


read here
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demi_Mo​o​re
 
stk
2020-07-15 11:42:22 PM  

Cyberluddite: Cewley: who?

Well, this person, shown here with the aforementioned shag carpet (NSFW!! DEFINITELY NSFW!! Not that anybody is at work right now of course.).


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2020-07-16 12:33:02 AM  
Bare chach is the best chach...

/Even roast beef chach
 
2020-07-16 12:39:56 AM  

Badmoodman: I loved her character in 'Disclosure,' Meredith Johnson because my smoking hot girlfriend in college was ... Meredith Johnson.


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i love this podcast and they have an entire episode dedicated to that movie!

https://www.earwolf.com/episode/discl​o​sure-w-nick-kroll-emily-altman/
 
2020-07-16 12:41:16 AM  
She went on to say that it's not actually that odd considering the home is in the mountains and it gets "very cold."

She's rich enough to be able to afford in floor heating. Ditch the carpet.
 
2020-07-16 1:47:00 AM  
My parents have a carpeted bathroom and it works. As long as no one under the age of 25 uses it.
 
2020-07-16 2:55:48 AM  
TRICKSIE SUBBY!

WE HATES IT!  WE HATES IT FOREVER!
 
2020-07-16 4:09:22 AM  

Cyberluddite: dammit just give me a login: Cyberluddite: TheSteelCricket: Cyberluddite: Cewley: who?

Well, this person, shown here with the aforementioned shag carpet (NSFW!! DEFINITELY NSFW!! Not that anybody is at work right now of course.).

Well I can't believe I have never seen that before. Still would have back in the day.

Pre-boob job, too.  It all went downhill after that.  Still would, of course, either then or now.

Wasn't that pic determined to be a look-alike model?  Or shopped or such?

I don't believe so, though I could be wrong.  It was in the old skin mag "Oui," which was sort of second-tier smut magazine somewhere between Playboy and Penthouse in its level of explicitness.  I think the pics were taken before anybody knew who the hell she was and then were unearthed and published after she first became somewhat known as an actress.


I would swear that's a merkin she's wearing.
 
2020-07-16 5:18:05 AM  
I logged in for the first time in I don't know how long just to say, HOTY, man.

HOTY.

*chef's kiss*
 
2020-07-16 6:44:43 AM  

MechaPyx: She went on to say that it's not actually that odd considering the home is in the mountains and it gets "very cold."

She's rich enough to be able to afford in floor heating. Ditch the carpet.


You don't even need to be rich, it isn't very expensive.  Heated bathroom floors are standard here.
 
2020-07-16 12:56:33 PM  
Or as Larry Laffer knew her... Dewmi Moore
 
2020-07-16 1:04:24 PM  

mrs john amber: Cyberluddite: dammit just give me a login: Cyberluddite: TheSteelCricket: Cyberluddite: Cewley: who?

Well, this person, shown here with the aforementioned shag carpet (NSFW!! DEFINITELY NSFW!! Not that anybody is at work right now of course.).

Well I can't believe I have never seen that before. Still would have back in the day.

Pre-boob job, too.  It all went downhill after that.  Still would, of course, either then or now.

Wasn't that pic determined to be a look-alike model?  Or shopped or such?

I don't believe so, though I could be wrong.  It was in the old skin mag "Oui," which was sort of second-tier smut magazine somewhere between Playboy and Penthouse in its level of explicitness.  I think the pics were taken before anybody knew who the hell she was and then were unearthed and published after she first became somewhat known as an actress.

I would swear that's a merkin she's wearing.


It's not. In the unaltered, original version her labia are clearly on display. This version has obliterated them. Oui was a sister mag to Playboy and it was too explicit for their standards at the time.
 
2020-07-16 1:14:30 PM  
I would agree with most people on here, but this is a gem of a headline and HOTY worthy. It also belongs in the FARK headline Hall-of-Fame.
 
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