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(Global News (Canada))   Canadian anti-masker assaults employees, rams the store, gets shot by the cops. Bet he's sorry now   (globalnews.ca) divider line
    More: Asinine, Provincial police, Injury, Haliburton County, Ontario, Police, Criminal Investigation Department, Minden Hills, Ontario, Dysart et al, Ontario, Wound  
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2020-07-15 2:57:33 PM  
Uh ... wrong link?
 
2020-07-15 2:58:56 PM  
I'm confused, nothing in the article says anything about masks or motive. Do you have another source subby?
 
2020-07-15 3:02:39 PM  
 
2020-07-15 3:04:55 PM  
I'm not much of a link submitter.... This would be my first ever green..... Can the new link be substituted for the original?  Or is the toothpase already all over the sink?
 
2020-07-15 3:19:46 PM  

cnocnanrionnag: I'm not much of a link submitter.... This would be my first ever green..... Can the new link be substituted for the original?  Or is the toothpase already all over the sink?


Just own it like a heavy fart.
 
2020-07-15 3:20:26 PM  

cnocnanrionnag: I'm not much of a link submitter.... This would be my first ever green..... Can the new link be substituted for the original?  Or is the toothpase already all over the sink?


Use the ' Report this link to admins" link at the bottom
 
2020-07-15 3:21:05 PM  
Its a start.
 
2020-07-15 3:37:26 PM  

cnocnanrionnag: I'm not much of a link submitter.... This would be my first ever green..... Can the new link be substituted for the original?  Or is the toothpase already all over the sink?


That's what she said
 
2020-07-15 3:37:33 PM  
ARE YOU FARKING SORRY
 
2020-07-15 3:41:20 PM  
And nothing of value was lost. Plague rats should be shot on sight.
 
2020-07-15 3:42:30 PM  
It's pronounced "Sorrey" in Canadian subby...
 
2020-07-15 3:44:20 PM  

gopher321: cnocnanrionnag: I'm not much of a link submitter.... This would be my first ever green..... Can the new link be substituted for the original?  Or is the toothpase already all over the sink?

Use the ' Report this link to admins" link at the bottom


You're no fun
 
2020-07-15 3:45:08 PM  
You Yanks HEAR THAT!?? We don't fark around up here in the Great White North! Don't want to wear a mask? IMMEDIATE DEATH PENALTY. Maybe want to reconsider thoughts of opening our border...
 
2020-07-15 3:45:55 PM  
Anti-maskers are a clear threat to the safety of those around them.  I see nothing wrong with using deadly force against them.
 
2020-07-15 3:46:17 PM  

Tr0mBoNe: Just own it like a heavy fart.


Well, that's a new one...
 
2020-07-15 3:47:35 PM  
"OPP reportedly pursued the vehicle to a residence on Indian Point Road, just north of the village of Haliburton, about 40 kilometres away from Minden."

It would appear that in addition to being against mask wearing and having no sense of proportional reaction when asked to protect public health, the suspect was also not down with OPP.
 
2020-07-15 3:52:12 PM  
Crazy Murican? Prolly Florida

Crazy Canuck? Usually Toronto

This story isn't from Toronto but you can see it from there  (Minden)

Toronto, you may be trying to impress the US with your crazy, and it's not a bad effort, but you'll never be truly Murican. Sorry
 
2020-07-15 3:54:40 PM  
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2020-07-15 3:56:15 PM  
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2020-07-15 3:56:29 PM  

cnocnanrionnag: I'm not much of a link submitter.... This would be my first ever green..... Can the new link be substituted for the original?  Or is the toothpase already all over the sink?


And you'll always remember it.
 
2020-07-15 3:58:02 PM  

the_rhino: ARE YOU FARKING SORRY


*hip thrust*
 
2020-07-15 4:00:07 PM  

RonRon893: You Yanks HEAR THAT!?? We don't fark around up here in the Great White North! Don't want to wear a mask? IMMEDIATE DEATH PENALTY. Maybe want to reconsider thoughts of opening our border...


Coo roo coo coo coo coo coo cooooo?
 
2020-07-15 4:00:48 PM  
Halliburton?  I'll bet that no good Cheney is up to shenanigans again.
 
2020-07-15 4:01:41 PM  
We need a catchy "Karen" type nickname for all of these folks who throw a tantrum just for being told to mask up. Is "Plague Rats" good enough?
 
2020-07-15 4:03:19 PM  
The article ends with "More to come." That's for sure, with Walmart requiring all customers to wear masks starting next week.
 
2020-07-15 4:03:39 PM  
Everyone wins, the world is rid of him and he never has to weak a mask again.
 
2020-07-15 4:03:40 PM  

swaniefrmreddeer: I'm confused, nothing in the article says anything about masks or motive. Do you have another source subby?


That's odd.

"According to witnesses, a man allegedly assaulted an employee at the Easton's Valu-mart grocery store on Highway 35 in Minden, Ont., after he was asked to put on a mask before entering the store."

Did you bother to read it?
 
2020-07-15 4:06:50 PM  
Those libs got stuck good that time.
 
2020-07-15 4:06:53 PM  

Call the Guy: Toronto, you may be trying to impress the US with your crazy, and it's not a bad effort, but you'll never be truly Murican. Sorry


Please.... I was out walking around a couple of days ago, and everybody indoors had a mask on. People who forgot to put one on were stopped by employees, and they complied. About 50% of people outdoors had a mask on, despite that not being mandatory or really necessary.

Toronto is nowhere near the level of crazy the US is.
 
2020-07-15 4:10:09 PM  

Evil Mackerel: swaniefrmreddeer: I'm confused, nothing in the article says anything about masks or motive. Do you have another source subby?

That's odd.

"According to witnesses, a man allegedly assaulted an employee at the Easton's Valu-mart grocery store on Highway 35 in Minden, Ont., after he was asked to put on a mask before entering the store."

Did you bother to read it?


That's odd, did you not see the discussion about updating the link right after my comment?
 
2020-07-15 4:10:51 PM  

cnocnanrionnag: I'm not much of a link submitter.... This would be my first ever green..... Can the new link be substituted for the original?  Or is the toothpase already all over the sink?


Congratulations on the green..!

/ Have a gold star: ⭐
// I'd offer you a green star, but the secrets of the alchemy necessary to create purest green where lost with the death of Lord Percy Percy...
 
2020-07-15 4:15:43 PM  

evilsofa: The article ends with "More to come." That's for sure, with Walmart requiring all customers to wear masks starting next week.


Walmart?
Holy shiataree.
That's going to be a trainwreck.
 
2020-07-15 4:17:17 PM  
Somehow, Fark's usual "ACAB" and "disarm, defund, disband" crowd is late to this thread.  The world is truly mysterious.
 
2020-07-15 4:20:46 PM  

Tr0mBoNe: cnocnanrionnag: I'm not much of a link submitter.... This would be my first ever green..... Can the new link be substituted for the original?  Or is the toothpase already all over the sink?

Just own it like a heavy fart.


You ever fart and it super hot, like, really really hot?

What's up with that?

You seemed to the the right person to ask.
 
2020-07-15 4:22:31 PM  

Dork Gently: Somehow, Fark's usual "ACAB" and "disarm, defund, disband" crowd is late to this thread.  The world is truly mysterious.


CANADA YOU DOLT!!!
 
2020-07-15 4:25:31 PM  

AAAAGGGGHHHH: We need a catchy "Karen" type nickname for all of these folks who throw a tantrum just for being told to mask up. Is "Plague Rats" good enough?


"Shooting victim" works for me.
 
2020-07-15 4:34:10 PM  

AAAAGGGGHHHH: We need a catchy "Karen" type nickname for all of these folks who throw a tantrum just for being told to mask up. Is "Plague Rats" good enough?


"Spreader"..?
 
2020-07-15 4:34:32 PM  

Call the Guy: Crazy Murican? Prolly Florida

Crazy Canuck? Usually Toronto

This story isn't from Toronto but you can see it from there  (Minden)

Toronto, you may be trying to impress the US with your crazy, and it's not a bad effort, but you'll never be truly Murican. Sorry


Oh definitely. Nothing says Toronto is trying to impress the US like an idiot freaking out in a small town hours away from the city.
 
2020-07-15 4:34:58 PM  

cnocnanrionnag: I'm not much of a link submitter.... This would be my first ever green..... Can the new link be substituted for the original?  Or is the toothpase already all over the sink?


Man, this thread assailed us, rammed the servers, and now we all need to do shots. All this is your fault!

// So, perfect three-point landing, subby. Take a bow. ;D
 
2020-07-15 4:37:30 PM  

anfrind: Dork Gently: Somehow, Fark's usual "ACAB" and "disarm, defund, disband" crowd is late to this thread.  The world is truly mysterious.

CANADA YOU DOLT!!!


Right, the usual Fark crowd doesn't realize that Canadians also want to disarm, defund, and disband.
 
2020-07-15 4:42:56 PM  

Dr Jack Badofsky: Tr0mBoNe: Just own it like a heavy fart.

Well, that's a new one...


Honestly, I'm a huge fan, but that was not Yes' best work.
 
2020-07-15 4:45:04 PM  

RonRon893: You Yanks HEAR THAT!?? We don't fark around up here in the Great White North! Don't want to wear a mask? IMMEDIATE DEATH PENALTY. Maybe want to reconsider thoughts of opening our border...


Pretty sure the cops were just running escort for the socialist death panels.
 
2020-07-15 4:46:55 PM  

RonRon893: You Yanks HEAR THAT!?? We don't fark around up here in the Great White North! Don't want to wear a mask? IMMEDIATE DEATH PENALTY. Maybe want to reconsider thoughts of opening our border...


I guess I'm more worried about the effect it will have on Canadian policing. You guys usually try to handle public disturbances better than we do.

By all means, punish his ass. But don't get so frustrated you start trying to act all "American law enforcement like."

North American country, with European sensibilities towards social issues and justice. Don't let us rub off on you.
 
2020-07-15 4:47:07 PM  

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: Dr Jack Badofsky: Tr0mBoNe: Just own it like a heavy fart.

Well, that's a new one...

Honestly, I'm a huge fan, but that was not Yes' best work.


rimshot.jpg
 
2020-07-15 4:48:07 PM  
Call the Guy:

Rural Toronto, the worst of Canada, at least rural alberta/Sask/Manitoba are out and proud with their faults
 
2020-07-15 4:48:57 PM  

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I'm farking sorry, I farked up your sorry looking shiatbox of a can eh
 
2020-07-15 4:50:11 PM  

AuralArgument: Call the Guy:

Rural Toronto, the worst of Canada, at least rural alberta/Sask/Manitoba are out and proud with their faults


Yeah but they have SO much more to be proud of out there!
 
2020-07-15 4:58:49 PM  
Ah, Minden Hills and Haliburton County. The KKK capital of Ontario.
Lovely area. Got married in Minden. I once had guns drawn on me when I accidentally strayed off the road into the Haliburton Gun Club as a long-haired hippy teen.

/CSB
 
2020-07-15 5:01:32 PM  

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: Dr Jack Badofsky: Tr0mBoNe: Just own it like a heavy fart.

Well, that's a new one...

Honestly, I'm a huge fan, but that was not Yes' best work.


Not only did you cause actual out loud laughter with that, but a few poorly sung choruses as well.
 
2020-07-15 5:18:45 PM  
Well, he really showed them.
 
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