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(The Hill)   Trump to spout more nonsense from his unmasked face hole, allegedly about infrastructure. Keep a keen ear for violations of the Hatch Act   (thehill.com) divider line
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2020-07-15 1:54:12 PM  
INFRASTRUCTURE WEEK!!!
\And who told him yesterday's presser went so well he should do it again today?
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2020-07-15 1:57:04 PM  
JP Morgan just set aside $10 billion to weather the economic storm. They see it coming. Trump is simply trying to get votes.
 
2020-07-15 2:08:56 PM  
Someone is desperate to control the news cycle. Too bad there're no roads back from dementia.
 
2020-07-15 2:12:19 PM  
Tempting but not today.
 
2020-07-15 2:18:26 PM  
The one time when Americans shouldn't be using transport infrastructure, that's what Trump wants to focus on.

Nevermind accurate and plentiful contact tracing, that's apparently the wrong sort of infrastructure.

Trump is focusing on transport infrastructure to keep the nation spreading the virus, to maximize the debt relief afforded to him by Vladimir Putin.
 
2020-07-15 2:24:06 PM  
So, another half an hour rambling about how much Joe Biden sucks?
 
2020-07-15 2:27:55 PM  
Apologies to Fark mods for needing to edit my headline because it was too disgusting.

I guess there's really no need to wedge in a fart joke when Donald J Trump is enough of a joke all on his own.

Lesson learned.
 
2020-07-15 2:31:01 PM  

Purple_Urkle: Apologies to Fark mods for needing to edit my headline because it was too disgusting.

I guess there's really no need to wedge in a fart joke when Donald J Trump is enough of a joke all on his own.

Lesson learned.


Go on ...
 
2020-07-15 2:32:09 PM  
Elect a clown, expect a circus.
 
2020-07-15 2:32:43 PM  
Back to back days?  White House staff seen frantically scrambling for the tranquilizer gun.
 
2020-07-15 2:34:25 PM  
The President can't violate the Hatch Act.  No, seriously, it's in the law itself that it excludes the President and Vice President.
 
2020-07-15 2:38:54 PM  
Infrastructure Week, eh? I have a feeling this will go the way of yesterday's Presser which was all about China and Hong Kong and nothing more.
 
2020-07-15 2:38:57 PM  
The past is alterable.
The past never has been altered.
It is Infrastructure Week.
It has always been Infrastructure Week.
 
2020-07-15 2:39:39 PM  
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2020-07-15 2:40:51 PM  

Tr0mBoNe: Tempting but not today.


FTFM
 
2020-07-15 2:41:04 PM  
If he gives a speech and no one except for OANN is there to cover it, did it really happen?
 
2020-07-15 2:41:26 PM  

Geotpf: The President can't violate the Hatch Act.  No, seriously, it's in the law itself that it excludes the President and Vice President.


His staff can violate it.
Use the Hatch Act to purge all of helpers out of the administration for being criminals.
 
2020-07-15 2:41:27 PM  
I guess the verbal masturbation he did yesterday hardened his shroom a tad, now he wants some more of that. Melania to fly in for a 2 minute ride and addendum to her rider.
 
2020-07-15 2:42:35 PM  
Elvis forgets the words y A mi Manera
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trying to make this a thing
 
2020-07-15 2:43:17 PM  
Judging by his last totally-not-a-rally event, it takes a keen ear to hear anything that isn't a violation of the Hatch Act, subby.

Although, apparently the Pres and VP are exempt from the Hatch Act, but the point still stands. It will be a campaign speech using public resources.
 
2020-07-15 2:43:43 PM  

Mztlplx: So, another half an hour rambling about how much Joe Biden sucks?


Yep, he' s using these "official White House events" as political rallies, since no one will attend his rallies and he can't have any anyway. The media falls for this every time and will carry the whole thing LIVE on every channel as he bashes Biden for 2 hours.
 
2020-07-15 2:44:00 PM  
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2020-07-15 2:44:38 PM  
Another live demonstration of sundowning? Proceed.
 
2020-07-15 2:44:50 PM  
The Rose Garden is fertilized by horse shiat.

I have some hopes that next year it shall bloom.
 
2020-07-15 2:45:37 PM  
No thanks, Subby.  If I wanted to listen to someone taking a shiat, I'd go hang out in a Taco Bell bathroom.
 
2020-07-15 2:47:41 PM  
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2020-07-15 2:49:25 PM  
So he'll be biatching about statues, Biden "abolishing the suburbs", the CDC "intentionally over-reporting cases" to make him look bad, and then will take 3 questions from OAN along the lines of "Mr. Precident, you've done great things for X, how is it that you're so great and have such a huge cock, which satisfies all women who are within 6 feet of you?"
 
2020-07-15 2:51:58 PM  
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2020-07-15 2:53:59 PM  

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The gif that is going to eventually be made from the daily numbers is going to be gloriously disgusting, sad, and may cause further 'fark today, I'm grabbing a few beers, sitting on my shore with a pole in the water, and not catch fish.'
 
2020-07-15 2:53:59 PM  

Im_Gumby: INFRASTRUCTURE WEEK!!!
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2020-07-15 2:54:47 PM  

Purple_Urkle: The one time when Americans shouldn't be using transport infrastructure, that's what Trump wants to focus on.



That actually isn't a bad idea - do the work when people are going to be the least disrupted because they should be staying at home.

Too bad Trump is a farking moron and that rational has nothing to do with whatever it is passes for thoughts rattling around in his empty skull.
 
2020-07-15 2:55:57 PM  

Walker: Mztlplx: So, another half an hour rambling about how much Joe Biden sucks?

Yep, he' s using these "official White House events" as political rallies, since no one will attend his rallies and he can't have any anyway. The media falls for this every time and will carry the whole thing LIVE on every channel as he bashes Biden for 2 hours.


As noted in another thread today, during the Rose Garden travesy, CNN and MSNBC cut away and did not carry the whole thing live.
 
2020-07-15 2:56:28 PM  
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Try it b*tch.
 
2020-07-15 2:57:11 PM  

Nadie_AZ: JP Morgan just set aside $10 billion to weather the economic storm. They see it coming. Trump is simply trying to get votes.


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2020-07-15 3:01:02 PM  
If her gonna put live, put the time it's scheduled for please.  So we know to show up 45 min later for the pregame shiatposting.
 
2020-07-15 3:03:13 PM  

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That's beautiful.

The idea and execution, not the model.

+1
 
2020-07-15 3:04:15 PM  
"I have an incredible plan for infrastructure, the best ever maybe, the people who've seen it told me 'sir, this is incredible'. It will help us recover from this China Virus, maybe, possibly, even though we are seeing a higher stock market than ever. It's incredible they say how the stock market has rebounded. We're doing great thanks to the tariffs China is paying, they're paying so much. They never paid before. Now, they're paying these tariffs. No one could get it done but me and I know why but I can't say right now. I banned travel from China even though the democrats, they didn't want me to do that. More people would have died though. Nancy Pelosi was in Chinatown for maybe a month, maybe more. The media doesn't tell you that. They're fake news. Like the fake polls. Don't listen to the polls. Silent majority supports me, it's just they are treated so unfairly they don't want to speak about it. Like how Europe has never been fair to us, Europe only existed to be unfair to us. China too, never been fair. Until I put tariffs on them, and maybe I'll do more of them, maybe not, but I will."
 
2020-07-15 3:04:35 PM  

Walker: Mztlplx: So, another half an hour rambling about how much Joe Biden sucks?

Yep, he' s using these "official White House events" as political rallies, since no one will attend his rallies and he can't have any anyway. The media falls for this every time and will carry the whole thing LIVE on every channel as he bashes Biden for 2 hours.


Both MSNBC and CNN cut away yesterday when Trump started babbling about Biden.
 
2020-07-15 3:06:36 PM  
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2020-07-15 3:07:48 PM  

drumhellar: Purple_Urkle: The one time when Americans shouldn't be using transport infrastructure, that's what Trump wants to focus on.


That actually isn't a bad idea - do the work when people are going to be the least disrupted because they should be staying at home.

Too bad Trump is a farking moron and that rational has nothing to do with whatever it is passes for thoughts rattling around in his empty skull.


That happened in Maryland as soon as the lockdown started in full force. I witnessed it because I was the designated Millennial food getter for multiple boomers.

Shiat got fixed, there's nothing left to do.
 
2020-07-15 3:14:16 PM  
Also oblig for every infrastructure week thread, a reminder that the GOP will sell off portions of our national parks and give Putin government contracts --for whatever he wants -- as long as they stay in power.

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2020-07-15 3:15:10 PM  

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She has to be a FARKer!

If only there was a way for her to send us a sign!
 
2020-07-15 3:15:29 PM  
Trump: "Why do we have all these inspections and regulations? Concrete is concrete I say. Just let 'em build."
 
2020-07-15 3:23:14 PM  
I case anyone wants to watch the arrival of a great man... well, I'll have to find a video of that.  In the meantime, here's Trump:

Trump in Atlanta | Streaming speech at UPS airport hub
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2020-07-15 3:23:58 PM  
C'mon Trump,
Shake dat ass, let's get this show on the road. You're such a lazy piece of shiat.
 
2020-07-15 3:24:07 PM  

Bazolar: Back to back days?  White House staff seen frantically scrambling for the tranquilizer gun.


Well, the last one was such a stunning success.
 
2020-07-15 3:25:48 PM  
Why can't these f@ckers ever start a press conference on time? I'm certain there's a level of "stigginit" to the reporters involved.
 
2020-07-15 3:26:14 PM  

Epicedion: Trump: "Why do we have all these inspections and regulations? Concrete is concrete I say. Just let 'em build."


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2020-07-15 3:26:48 PM  
I'm here at 3:26 for a 3:10 presser.  Glad I'm not late.
 
2020-07-15 3:28:32 PM  
I still love how after spending months mocking and berating the very existence of masks and being cheered by his cronies and cult for doing it, he puts on a mask once for a photoshoot and now all of his cronies and cult are cheering him for that. These people have absolutely no shame or self-awareness.
 
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