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(Jalopnik)   66 cars have been driven into Black Lives Matter protestors. Here are their stories   (jalopnik.com) divider line
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2020-07-15 4:37:28 PM  
The conservative talk show blowhards have been encouraging this for years.
 
2020-07-15 5:34:06 PM  
Does the article end in "convictions for attempted vehicular homicide"?
 
2020-07-15 6:35:54 PM  

hubiestubert: Does the article end in "convictions for attempted vehicular homicide"?


Probably around 0-66
 
2020-07-15 6:36:17 PM  
Dun dun
 
2020-07-15 6:36:28 PM  
Stay off the highway and that wont happen.
 
2020-07-15 6:37:25 PM  
Another handy article.
(Cens************)
 
2020-07-15 6:37:27 PM  

Vtimlin: Stay off the highway and that wont happen.


And if people dont want to get shot by cops they shouldnt be black right?
 
2020-07-15 6:39:16 PM  
Who knew cars could talk?
 
2020-07-15 6:39:20 PM  
But I came here to hear the cars stories.
 
2020-07-15 6:39:23 PM  
No, see, a right wingers titty man baby car rage is fine. Any atrocity commuted by them is totally cool because stigginit. Don't you libs get it, duh. stupid marxists.

chartreuse libulardos
 
2020-07-15 6:39:44 PM  

Vtimlin: Stay off the highway and that wont happen.


Oh, look.  It's a 'very fine people' with a friendly reminder.   Reminds me of something my old meemaw used to say.  She'd say, "Stay out of my neighborhood or you're going to get necked and dumped in the low country."

No idea why that came to mind.  Just an equally friendly note.
 
2020-07-15 6:41:13 PM  

Vtimlin: Stay off the highway and that wont happen.


You don't get to murder people that are standing in the road because your titty man baby rage gets your facepussy all in a bunch.
 
2020-07-15 6:41:47 PM  
Most people are half enraged commuting to/from work to start with.  Then get stopped by a bunch of dickhead white suburban kids with BLM signs doing it for the 'gram, surprised there haven't been more people getting familiar with the view underneath a chassis.
 
2020-07-15 6:42:29 PM  

Marshmallow Jones: Most people are half enraged commuting to/from work to start with.  Then get stopped by a bunch of dickhead white suburban kids with BLM signs doing it for the 'gram, surprised there haven't been more people getting familiar with the view underneath a chassis.


Username checks out.
 
2020-07-15 6:45:17 PM  

Vtimlin: Stay off the highway and that wont happen.


Stop supporting abusive police and people will stay off the highway.
 
2020-07-15 6:46:59 PM  

kendricd: But I came here to hear the cars stories.


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2020-07-15 6:47:08 PM  

Marshmallow Jones: Most people are half enraged commuting to/from work to start with.  Then get stopped by a bunch of dickhead white suburban kids with BLM signs doing it for the 'gram, surprised there haven't been more people getting familiar with the view underneath a chassis.


And then the angry people in your imaginary scenario go to prison for their crimes.
And their families go hungry and poor because they have an idiot family member who can't control their insane rage.
So it all works out.
 
2020-07-15 6:47:15 PM  

LowbrowDeluxe: Vtimlin: Stay off the highway and that wont happen.

Oh, look.  It's a 'very fine people' with a friendly reminder.   Reminds me of something my old meemaw used to say.  She'd say, "Stay out of my neighborhood or you're going to get necked and dumped in the low country."

No idea why that came to mind.  Just an equally friendly note.


Gramgram don't play.
 
2020-07-15 6:48:03 PM  

Vtimlin: Stay off the highway and that wont happen.


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2020-07-15 6:48:19 PM  

neongoats: Vtimlin: Stay off the highway and that wont happen.

You don't get to murder people that are standing in the road because your titty man baby rage gets your facepussy all in a bunch.


I think it's really stupid to block a highway. That's all I said.  But keep up with the name calling. Very witty.
 
2020-07-15 6:48:53 PM  

WhiskeySticks: Who knew cars could talk?


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2020-07-15 6:52:32 PM  
So, Death Race 2000 got it wrong by twenty years?

Pretty close, really.
 
2020-07-15 6:52:41 PM  
Protest tip number 1..  Don't be in the front or first row ow a protest.
 
2020-07-15 6:54:42 PM  
Would have been nice if TFA had more actual stories on the 66 incidents.
 
2020-07-15 6:54:57 PM  
My wife got a $115 ticket for "improper blinking" when she changed lanes on the interstate.  In case you're wondering, improper blinking is when you turn on your blinker, but don't have it on long enough to make the cop happy.

If it costs 115 bucks for improper blinking, surely there's something in the rule books for "Improper mowing down of protesters".  Surely?
 
2020-07-15 6:55:19 PM  

Vtimlin: neongoats: Vtimlin: Stay off the highway and that wont happen.

You don't get to murder people that are standing in the road because your titty man baby rage gets your facepussy all in a bunch.

I think it's really stupid to block a highway. That's all I said.  But keep up with the name calling. Very witty.


I think standing in the middle of the highway was a brilliant move. It makes people like you notice it enough to biatch about it.


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2020-07-15 6:56:39 PM  

neongoats: You don't get to murder people that are standing in the road because your titty man baby rage gets your facepussy all in a bunch.


Moron yells at cloud.  Cloud doesn't respond, so moron leaves flaming bag of dog poop on Newton's front porch and runs to Darwin's house to hide.
 
2020-07-15 6:57:07 PM  

Blink: My wife got a $115 ticket for "improper blinking" when she changed lanes on the interstate.  In case you're wondering, improper blinking is when you turn on your blinker, but don't have it on long enough to make the cop happy.

If it costs 115 bucks for improper blinking, surely there's something in the rule books for "Improper mowing down of protesters".  Surely?


I can still hear my driving instructor: "It's not a blinker, it's a turn signal."
 
2020-07-15 6:57:09 PM  
You know how gun nuts were always comparing guns to cars and butter knives?

Well, it is time. To ban some people from driving or using sharp cutlery.

Sporks for all!

Start with people over 65 who watch Fox Op Ed all day long, then move on to people who admit to voting for Trump or doing it again.

Cars don't kill pedestrians. Allowing farking lunatics to drive kills pedestrians.
 
2020-07-15 6:57:48 PM  
Blocking a road isn't 'fine' but it's SOP. Don't run them over. Just wait.

But, block the road, then threaten drivers/beat on cars?
Someones going to be street pizza, unfortunately not usually the person beating the car. They have the self preservation not to do that from the front.

Careful who you hang out with, idiots can get you killed.
Situational awareness, stay sober, head on a swivel.

Also: Learned in GTA. If someone is (beating on your drivers door/trying to pull you out), turn wheel hard right, gun it in reverse. Don't hit the schlub standing around. Run over the bastard. Spin your tires on his face.
 
2020-07-15 6:59:21 PM  

Mock26: Vtimlin: Stay off the highway and that wont happen.

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I don't care that it is not a new meme. It's just so gosh-darn key-yute.
 
2020-07-15 7:01:53 PM  
And right wingers still absolutely delight in sharing memes about All Lives Spatter with bloody trucks and plows. Classy bunch.
 
2020-07-15 7:04:27 PM  

Vtimlin: Stay off the highway and that wont happen.


*whips around and stares at you, flexes upper body*

I FEEL THREATENED!!1

/i believe the law allows me to defend myself now, with lethal force
 
2020-07-15 7:05:14 PM  

ChrisDe: Blink: My wife got a $115 ticket for "improper blinking" when she changed lanes on the interstate.  In case you're wondering, improper blinking is when you turn on your blinker, but don't have it on long enough to make the cop happy.

If it costs 115 bucks for improper blinking, surely there's something in the rule books for "Improper mowing down of protesters".  Surely?

I can still hear my driving instructor: "It's not a blinker, it's a turn signal."


Where the hell can you buy turn signal fluid though?
 
2020-07-15 7:06:24 PM  
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"Oh, I definitely had my rerreeeregrets. I'm not a aaaa rac-rac-racist. But, the guy-guy-guy that loo-loo-ks like shag-gg-gg-y stomped on the acc-cell--cell-erator and yel-ll-lled some-thing about those da-m-m-m [censored] , and vroo-oom I went"
 
2020-07-15 7:08:13 PM  

Man On Pink Corner: [Fark user image 345x66]

"Special kind of stupid" = "protesting" at 1 o'clock on Sunday morning on Interstate 5.

Nobody is impressed when you get run over, nobody's mind is changed, but at least two more lives end up ruined.


Man.  All 66 of them in one spot, huh?  Must've been a big-ass car.

Or you're a farking moron.  Which is it?  I wonder.  I wonder.
 
2020-07-15 7:09:27 PM  
I think these cases can be divided into two separate categories.  One, idiots standing in the road blocking traffic.  Two, ass-weasels driving over peaceful protestors who are not blocking traffic.
 
2020-07-15 7:10:08 PM  

neongoats: Vtimlin: Stay off the highway and that wont happen.

You don't get to murder people that are standing in the road because your titty man baby rage gets your facepussy all in a bunch.


Man titty baby rage?  Facepussy?

You have some sexual issues, don't ya?
 
2020-07-15 7:10:36 PM  
Nonsense.  There is no racism in this country.
 
2020-07-15 7:13:40 PM  
Stay off the highway and that wont happen.

Most people are half enraged commuting to/from work to start with.  Then get stopped by a bunch of dickhead white suburban kids with BLM signs doing it for the 'gram, surprised there haven't been more people getting familiar with the view underneath a chassis.

Nobody is impressed when you get run over, nobody's mind is changed, but at least two more lives end up ruined.


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2020-07-15 7:14:35 PM  

Billy Bathsalt: I think these cases can be divided into two separate categories.  One, idiots standing in the road blocking traffic.  Two, ass-weasels driving over peaceful protestors who are not blocking traffic.


Nah.  Doesn't change anything either way, and as it stands it's a good litmus test for water carrying asshole racist apologists.  Anyone who jumps to blurt out their bullshiat drivel about road blocking is clearly more concerned about being inconvenienced than people being literally murdered and can fark off and die choking on their own poisonous vomit.
 
2020-07-15 7:15:17 PM  
I'm sure this thread will be filled with calm, reasonable discussion.
 
2020-07-15 7:15:38 PM  

Blink: My wife got a $115 ticket for "improper blinking" when she changed lanes on the interstate.  In case you're wondering, improper blinking is when you turn on your blinker, but don't have it on long enough to make the cop happy.

If it costs 115 bucks for improper blinking, surely there's something in the rule books for "Improper mowing down of protesters".  Surely?


The ones who intentionally mowed down protesters will probably get charged and convicted of serious crimes eventually. It took almost two years for the attacker who rammed protesters at the Unite the Right thing to be convicted. On the other hand, plenty of people are terrible drivers and hit things unintentionally - car accidents are pretty common - which has to be at least some of these cases.
 
2020-07-15 7:18:22 PM  

Spaceballer: WhiskeySticks: Who knew cars could talk?

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If only KITT could have taught him to eat a burger properly...

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2020-07-15 7:18:30 PM  
MacNab researched the cases and actually found that at least 19 of the attacks were clearly malicious, while four were not. The remaining 36 were unclear

A new report from USA Today found that between May 27 and July 6, 59 civilians rammed into protests with only 24 of those cases facing any kind of charges


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2020-07-15 7:19:43 PM  
Marshmallow Jones: Man titty baby rage?

Thank you !
I've been trying so hard to come up with a clever name for my metal version, Meatloaf cover band !
 
2020-07-15 7:19:53 PM  

LowbrowDeluxe: Billy Bathsalt: I think these cases can be divided into two separate categories.  One, idiots standing in the road blocking traffic.  Two, ass-weasels driving over peaceful protestors who are not blocking traffic.

Nah.  Doesn't change anything either way, and as it stands it's a good litmus test for water carrying asshole racist apologists.  Anyone who jumps to blurt out their bullshiat drivel about road blocking is clearly more concerned about being inconvenienced than people being literally murdered and can fark off and die choking on their own poisonous vomit.


This one's adorable
 
2020-07-15 7:21:51 PM  

Man On Pink Corner: neongoats: You don't get to murder people that are standing in the road because your titty man baby rage gets your facepussy all in a bunch.

Moron yells at cloud.  Cloud doesn't respond, so moron leaves flaming bag of dog poop on Newton's front porch and runs to Darwin's house to hide.


Can you imagine being willing to kill someone just because they are standing on a road?  Like, what kind of pathetic sick little fark threatens people's lives simply because they are standing somewhere you don't like?

Get help.
 
2020-07-15 7:22:14 PM  

lolmao500: hubiestubert: Does the article end in "convictions for attempted vehicular homicide"?

Probably around 0-66


At least one Trump humping, racist, neocon is going away for a long time. The guy in Seattle who plowed through a barricade to take out the dance party and killed a person.
 
2020-07-15 7:23:40 PM  
And then old Nova said "I tried not to hit those people I really did. But that asshole in the drivers seat....."
 
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