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(Lacrosse Tribune)   Striker taken off-court by outside agencies after rover ball pegs out   (lacrossetribune.com) divider line
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2020-07-15 6:22:28 PM  
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2020-07-15 8:01:47 PM  

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Thread over. Last one out, get the lights
 
2020-07-15 8:21:07 PM  
That's when he developed his drinking problem.
 
2020-07-15 8:30:46 PM  
*sound of airplane engines*
 
2020-07-15 10:55:17 PM  

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Thread over. Last one out, get the lights


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2020-07-15 10:59:52 PM  
Struck by a croquet mallet in Lacrosse? Too much racket!
 
2020-07-15 11:00:24 PM  

real_headhoncho: *sound of airplane engines*


said this in the anniversary thread, but it took me 100 + viewings to realize that every time the showed that janky model of the plane flying, all you could hear were props (propellers) instead of jets.

about to have the lasagna
 
2020-07-15 11:04:12 PM  
Struck by a croquet mallet??
What is this, Tom & Jerry?!!
 
2020-07-15 11:07:51 PM  
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2020-07-15 11:09:28 PM  

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I am offended by this
 
2020-07-15 11:18:20 PM  
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2020-07-15 11:20:54 PM  
Pronunciation - Striker x Strike her
Youtube OqLjBJPi1Jw
 
2020-07-15 11:22:16 PM  
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2020-07-15 11:30:56 PM  
The second amendment is a curse upon...got nothin'
 
2020-07-15 11:35:04 PM  
He seems nice.
 
2020-07-15 11:49:57 PM  

FloriduhGuy: Struck by a croquet mallet in Lacrosse? Too much racket!


Dammit, and I had Colonel Mustard in the library with the candlestick holder.
 
2020-07-15 11:51:59 PM  

FloriduhGuy: DippityDoo: [Fark user image image 425x566]

I am offended by this


I think the seagulls are offended by that.
 
2020-07-16 12:29:03 AM  
Jack grabbed a crescent wrench and then a croquet mallet and hit the man with the mallet

I guess it wasn't the right sized wrench
 
2020-07-16 1:22:35 AM  
He was roqued.
 
2020-07-16 6:02:04 AM  

Abox: Jack grabbed a crescent wrench and then a croquet mallet and hit the man with the mallet

I guess it wasn't the right sized wrench


Farking metric.
 
2020-07-16 10:01:34 AM  

Stud Gerbil: He was roqued.


Over Macho Grande?
 
2020-07-16 10:26:49 AM  

Mentat: Stud Gerbil: He was roqued.

Over Macho Grande?


no, those wounds run...
pretty deep
 
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