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(NBC News)   They say it is safe to assume you committed some massive tax fraud, and didn't simply use every tax hole possible, to blow all of daddy's money on cocaine and hookers. Or you could release your taxes and prove them wrong   (nbcnews.com) divider line
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2020-07-15 5:29:22 PM  
He'll die before letting everyone know,'despite his "megabillionaire" bluster, he couldn't put together the down payment on a 2013 Hyundai without having to give a Burmese Llama Gargle to a roomful of Azerbaijani Bauxite speculators.
 
2020-07-15 5:48:37 PM  
If his tax returns were any good at all, he'd be waving them in our faces.

They are not.

/you can bet they stink on ice
 
2020-07-15 7:18:48 PM  
Honest question to all Trump supporters on this site... Ever since he won in 2016, any type of good news he has experienced, he has spiked the political football.  Don't you think he would love to spike this particular political football in front of all his perceived enemies?  If releasing his taxes would show how wealthy and non corrupt he really is, why hasn't he done this by now?  You know he would love to prove how wrong all of his critics are.
 
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2020-07-15 7:25:51 PM  
I hope all of these legal objections are on his dime on not the public's.
 
2020-07-15 7:58:22 PM  

hugram: Honest question to all Trump supporters on this site... Ever since he won in 2016, any type of good news he has experienced, he has spiked the political football.  Don't you think he would love to spike this particular political football in front of all his perceived enemies?  If releasing his taxes would show how wealthy and non corrupt he really is, why hasn't he done this by now?  You know he would love to prove how wrong all of his critics are.


The MAGA argument is that Trump's tax returns are super awesome and he is just fighting their release to troll the libs and they are totes triggered!
 
2020-07-15 8:43:37 PM  
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2020-07-15 8:45:15 PM  
Trump always projects what he is doing himself onto others. That's why he was calling her "Nervous Nancy" because he was nervous. The reason he was a birther and wanted Obama's real birth certificate is because hiding a bunch of illegal scandalous shiat is something he was doing himself, and he thus assumes everyone does it
 
2020-07-15 8:46:08 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: He'll die before letting everyone know,'despite his "megabillionaire" bluster, he couldn't put together the down payment on a 2013 Hyundai without having to give a Burmese Llama Gargle to a roomful of Azerbaijani Bauxite speculators.


Yoink!
 
2020-07-15 8:47:13 PM  
hugram:

Mora than just spiking the football, Donald promised that if he won the election, he would release his tax returns.

I can't believe that Donald Trump would lie just to curry favor, and then welch on a promise. It just isn't like him.
 
2020-07-15 8:48:15 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: He'll die before letting everyone know,'despite his "megabillionaire" bluster, he couldn't put together the down payment on a 2013 Hyundai without having to give a Burmese Llama Gargle to a roomful of Azerbaijani Bauxite speculators.


Get the lights, close the doors, ain't nothin' gonna top this! Hi-larious!
 
2020-07-15 8:49:19 PM  
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2020-07-15 8:49:44 PM  
Donnie was always too much of a weirdo doofus to get in with the cool cocaine people.  He resents it to this day, and that's the reason he horks up cold medicine by the gram like a biatch.
 
2020-07-15 8:51:10 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: He'll die before letting everyone know,'despite his "megabillionaire" bluster, he couldn't put together the down payment on a 2013 Hyundai without having to give a Burmese Llama Gargle to a roomful of Azerbaijani Bauxite speculators.


Anyone familiar with the current poor supplies of cans for beer and the resulting retail shortages  should recommend a Genesis. So luxurious. People are saying it.
 
2020-07-15 8:51:15 PM  

litheandnubile: Trump always projects what he is doing himself onto others. That's why he was calling her "Nervous Nancy" because he was nervous. The reason he was a birther and wanted Obama's real birth certificate is because hiding a bunch of illegal scandalous shiat is something he was doing himself, and he thus assumes everyone does it


Hell maybe Trump was born in Kenya and his birth certificate is a fake.
 
2020-07-15 8:53:21 PM  
"Run out the clock" should not be a legit legal strategy. He's the farking president. Prioritize it on the docket and get this shiat sorted. It's taken too long as it is.
 
2020-07-15 8:53:39 PM  
At this point, it's just because the Democrats want them. They could show he's the world's first trillionaire, and he would still fight, because he's a spoiled 7 year-old with oppositional defiant disorder. His entire mental capacity is that of an emotionally and developmentally disturbed elementary-age child. That's all the mystery there is to it.
 
2020-07-15 8:55:10 PM  

dylanthomas: Donnie was always too much of a weirdo doofus to get in with the cool cocaine people.  He resents it to this day, and that's the reason he horks up cold medicine by the gram like a biatch.


I'm sure he had some Trump Enterprises office flunkie that would score blow for him. FFS, it was New York in the 80s. Everybody had a guy they knew who could hook them up.
 
2020-07-15 8:55:48 PM  
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2020-07-15 8:57:20 PM  
He's always been terrified that people will see honest to God proof that he's not nearly as rich as he claims, and whatever wealth he has is being swallowed up by massive debts.

There's a reason that every bank in America that doesn't have a Russian mob connection has flagged him with the bank equivalent of the "Do Not Accept Checks From This Man" pictures over the register.
 
2020-07-15 9:00:41 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: He'll die before letting everyone know,'despite his "megabillionaire" bluster, he couldn't put together the down payment on a 2013 Hyundai without having to give a Burmese Llama Gargle to a roomful of Azerbaijani Bauxite speculators.


Do they even have llamas in Burma?

/+1, would read again
 
2020-07-15 9:03:51 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: He'll die before letting everyone know,'despite his "megabillionaire" bluster, he couldn't put together the down payment on a 2013 Hyundai without having to give a Burmese Llama Gargle to a roomful of Azerbaijani Bauxite speculators.


You missed "q," otherwise this would be an excellent typing exercise like "the quick brown fix jumped over the lazy dog."
 
2020-07-15 9:04:55 PM  

RI_Red: Mr. Coffee Nerves: He'll die before letting everyone know,'despite his "megabillionaire" bluster, he couldn't put together the down payment on a 2013 Hyundai without having to give a Burmese Llama Gargle to a roomful of Azerbaijani Bauxite speculators.

You missed "q," otherwise this would be an excellent typing exercise like "the quick brown fix jumped over the lazy dog."


* fox, damn it.
 
2020-07-15 9:07:17 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: He'll die before letting everyone know,'despite his "megabillionaire" bluster, he couldn't put together the down payment on a 2013 Hyundai without having to give a Burmese Llama Gargle to a roomful of Azerbaijani Bauxite speculators.


As a mineral collector from Vanuatu I heartily appreciate this otherwise obscure reference
 
2020-07-15 9:10:08 PM  

RI_Red: Mr. Coffee Nerves: He'll die before letting everyone know,'despite his "megabillionaire" bluster, he couldn't put together the down payment on a 2013 Hyundai without having to give a Burmese Llama Gargle to a roomful of Azerbaijani Bauxite speculators.

You missed "q," otherwise this would be an excellent typing exercise like "the quick brown fix jumped over the lazy dog."


You missed "s".
 
2020-07-15 9:11:31 PM  

WGJ: I hope all of these legal objections are on his dime on not the public's.


He's probably figured out a way to have his campaign to pay for it.
 
2020-07-15 9:15:29 PM  

FarkMeAmadeus: At this point, it's just because the Democrats want them. They could show he's the world's first trillionaire, and he would still fight, because he's a spoiled 7 year-old with oppositional defiant disorder. His entire mental capacity is that of an emotionally and developmentally disturbed elementary-age child. That's all the mystery there is to it.


that and he's a broke-ass con man.
 
2020-07-15 9:19:29 PM  
2016 is over. Let it go before it consumes every minute of your pathetic life. Trump wins again.
 
2020-07-15 9:48:48 PM  
It's a shame he can't be bothered to fight remotely as hard (I.e. at all) to save American lives from covid as he is fighting to hide his financial info.
 
2020-07-15 9:59:16 PM  

nytmare: You missed "s".


dogs.

Fixed.
 
2020-07-15 10:04:25 PM  

NPC_SLAYER: 2016 is over. Let it go before it consumes every minute of your pathetic life. Trump wins again.


My life is actually great, I have this thing called "empathy" for other people who have been rat farked by this administration - the line is long, I'm actually in it, and so are you.  Patience
 
2020-07-15 10:11:07 PM  
Look, it's totally legal, and totally cool to exhaust every possible option to keep people from seeing the best, most incredible, in fact the auditor came up and told me, "Sir, these are the most incredible tax returns anyone has ever seen.", tax returns.

Really I'm doing it to prevent peoples minds from being completely blown!
 
2020-07-15 10:11:30 PM  
Are you suggesting that the finances of the guy who bankrupted multiple casinos, couldn't sell steak to Americans, has been repeatedly tied to money laundering schemes, had to shut his charity down because it was so brazenly corrupt, and has been such a farking poster-boy for 'sleazy "rich" guys' that multiple movie villains have been based on him might not be on the level?
 
2020-07-15 11:06:43 PM  

LordJiro: Are you suggesting that the finances of the guy who bankrupted multiple casinos, couldn't sell steak to Americans, has been repeatedly tied to money laundering schemes, had to shut his charity down because it was so brazenly corrupt, and has been such a farking poster-boy for 'sleazy "rich" guys' that multiple movie villains have been based on him might not be on the level?


Can paraphrase this for Twitter?
 
2020-07-16 2:11:26 AM  

dylanthomas: Donnie was always too much of a weirdo doofus to get in with the cool cocaine people.  He resents it to this day, and that's the reason he horks up cold medicine by the gram like a biatch.


he's probably part of that segment of the population that is convinced that of it comes in pill form, it is not a drug and they are not abusers.
 
2020-07-16 2:21:17 AM  

frankb00th: dylanthomas: Donnie was always too much of a weirdo doofus to get in with the cool cocaine people.  He resents it to this day, and that's the reason he horks up cold medicine by the gram like a biatch.

he's probably part of that segment of the population that is convinced that of it comes in pill form, it is not a drug and they are not abusers.


if
 
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