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2020-07-15 5:00:12 PM  
9 votes:
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2020-07-15 4:51:21 PM  
9 votes:
Then there's this problem:

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2020-07-15 5:32:13 PM  
7 votes:

duppy: This is purely anecdotal, of course, but several of my friend-couples who really, really want kids are holding off because they just can't bring themselves to send a child into a world that rich psychopaths and cruel idiots are trying to destroy.


Your friend-couples are either virtue signaling - like ambulatory gamma-ray bursts - or are completely ignorant of recorded human history.  If the former, you can tell by their fart sommelier medallions.

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If the latter, tell them to a get prescription for Xanax and open a history book written before Howard Zinn.  Spoiler alert: Trump is not Hitler.  Or Stalin.  Or Mao.  Or Pol Pot.  Would they need more examples or will just the last century suffice?  Wait until they hear what the Aztecs did before the nasty Europeans showed up, and the Maya before them.
 
2020-07-15 5:37:03 PM  
6 votes:
Are Millennials Ruining Parenthood?
 
2020-07-15 5:03:16 PM  
5 votes:
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/oblig
 
2020-07-15 5:58:39 PM  
4 votes:

Prussian_Roulette: duppy: This is purely anecdotal, of course, but several of my friend-couples who really, really want kids are holding off because they just can't bring themselves to send a child into a world that rich psychopaths and cruel idiots are trying to destroy.

Your friend-couples are either virtue signaling - like ambulatory gamma-ray bursts - or are completely ignorant of recorded human history.  If the former, you can tell by their fart sommelier medallions.

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If the latter, tell them to a get prescription for Xanax and open a history book written before Howard Zinn.  Spoiler alert: Trump is not Hitler.  Or Stalin.  Or Mao.  Or Pol Pot.  Would they need more examples or will just the last century suffice?  Wait until they hear what the Aztecs did before the nasty Europeans showed up, and the Maya before them.


Ok Boomer.
 
2020-07-15 5:17:18 PM  
4 votes:
I had my vasectomy consultation today so I'm getting a kick out of reading this.
 
2020-07-15 3:48:45 PM  
4 votes:
This is purely anecdotal, of course, but several of my friend-couples who really, really want kids are holding off because they just can't bring themselves to send a child into a world that rich psychopaths and cruel idiots are trying to destroy.
 
2020-07-15 7:19:36 PM  
3 votes:
The last generation may dream...
...Welcome to City Seventeen!!!


/pick up that can
 
2020-07-15 5:28:07 PM  
3 votes:
Zager And Evans - In The Year 2525
Youtube izQB2-Kmiic
 
2020-07-15 5:04:38 PM  
3 votes:

pkjun: There are two schools of thought about falling fertility in the West.

One school attributes it to the fact that women are more educated, more empowered, and have the ability to control their own reproductive choices.

Another school attributes it to the fact that the economy has been restructured so that homeownership occurs later in life if ever, maintaining a household requires two incomes but childcare is outrageously expensive, and young people enter the workforce with tens to hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt.

It doesn't take much imagination to see how not only might both be true, but that one might reinforce the other.


Or they are too pick because their smarter and better paid
 
2020-07-15 4:57:29 PM  
3 votes:

duppy: This is purely anecdotal, of course, but several of my friend-couples who really, really want kids are holding off because they just can't bring themselves to send a child into a world that rich psychopaths and cruel idiots are trying to destroy.


Sounds like a terrible reason to hold off having kids.  Throughout human history, there have always been rich psychopaths and cruel idiots (usually more cruel and psychotic than now).  There will always be rich psychopaths and cruel idiots.  If they're holding off on kids because of BabyTrump McDiaperpants, they do realize he will not be in power forever, right?  They could, you know, have the baby, Trump leaves office between 2021-2025 (assuming he's not reelected, 2021), and life goes on?
 
2020-07-15 4:29:50 PM  
3 votes:
They said that about 2020. Whar mah flyin' car?
 
2020-07-15 9:30:18 PM  
2 votes:
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2020-07-15 6:11:45 PM  
2 votes:
Increase immigration or mandate that all (white) women need to have at least four kids. What is the GOP to do?
 
2020-07-15 5:40:16 PM  
2 votes:

Prussian_Roulette: If the latter, tell them to a get prescription for Xanax and open a history book written before Howard Zinn.  Spoiler alert: Trump is not Hitler.  Or Stalin.  Or Mao.  Or Pol Pot.  Would they need more examples or will just the last century suffice?  Wait until they hear what the Aztecs did before the nasty Europeans showed up, and the Maya before them.


A Howard Zinn book would actually demonstrate that our current political problems are nothing new, there was no golden age from which we have fallen, and rich racist asswipes have always been farking everyone else's shiat up since time immemorial.

If you'd read Zinn, you'd know that he is probably the historian who is *least* likely to lead to false nostalgia for a better past.
 
2020-07-15 5:35:31 PM  
2 votes:
It'll be A Brave New World.
 
2020-07-15 5:30:45 PM  
2 votes:

duppy: This is purely anecdotal, of course, but several of my friend-couples who really, really want kids are holding off because they just can't bring themselves to send a child into a world that rich psychopaths and cruel idiots are trying to destroy.


That became a real issue for my wife and I not long ago. I wanted to have kids and try fixing everything. She thought the world unfixable and too big to change. Losing the love of my life is my only regret of late, but the difference is truly irreconcilable, and I don't have it in me as a person to shy away from important fights. This one's too damned important to us all. Seriously.

Ultimately, I couldn't be a public artist/public warrior in any way and keep her as my wife. She's too private for that. I used to be that way as well when I worked for the government. It suited us well enough. Then I had to retire early last year and got antsy.

I still love her too much not to let her go now if that's her desire. But this is Fark, so I'm probably not the only soon-to-be divorced or divorced schmuck in the thread. Meh. I'll just deal.

But y'all may get to hear about it now and again here. And y'all know how to scroll past nonsense, so thanks whether you care or not, farkers.
 
2020-07-15 5:03:23 PM  
2 votes:
But the warp drive is invented in 2063, so the Vulcans will come and fix everything.
 
2020-07-15 4:52:34 PM  
2 votes:

iheartscotch: Whar mah flyin' car?


George Jetson is having it washed and detailed.
 
2020-07-16 10:45:27 AM  
1 vote:
Hunh, nobody posted the Futurama clip for that yet?
Futurama Time Travel Song.
Youtube LE1drY3A418

(song starts at about 0:40)
 
2020-07-16 5:59:51 AM  
1 vote:

skyotter: dallylamma: [Fark user image 800x530]

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2020-07-15 7:23:47 PM  
1 vote:

pkjun: Prussian_Roulette: If the latter, tell them to a get prescription for Xanax and open a history book written before Howard Zinn.  Spoiler alert: Trump is not Hitler.  Or Stalin.  Or Mao.  Or Pol Pot.  Would they need more examples or will just the last century suffice?  Wait until they hear what the Aztecs did before the nasty Europeans showed up, and the Maya before them.

A Howard Zinn book would actually demonstrate that our current political problems are nothing new, there was no golden age from which we have fallen, and rich racist asswipes have always been farking everyone else's shiat up since time immemorial.

If you'd read Zinn, you'd know that he is probably the historian who is *least* likely to lead to false nostalgia for a better past.


Not seen in this thread yet: unprecedented climate change. God only knows what pandemics, famine, shattered economies, droughts, wars, etc. is awaiting each newborn as we post here. I used to think we as a country could adapt as each decade becomes more severe but now I'm not so sure. Soon those debts will be paid one way or the other.

Not sure if I could bring a kid into the world to ultimately have to deal with that.

/D. Downer.
 
2020-07-15 6:18:46 PM  
1 vote:

rcain: Sex Robots will be super lifelike and extremely expensive. This is why I am create Snugr, where you can "ride share" a sex-bot which delivers itself to your door.

And for an additional $15.00 + $2.00 per topping, it will deliver pizza. Sausage is always free


In which alley do I leave an unmarked envelope stuffed with cash if I want to take part invest?
 
2020-07-15 5:47:33 PM  
1 vote:
1.5/10. Headline doesn't rhyme with 252525. Backwards time machine still hasn't arrived.
 
2020-07-15 5:38:53 PM  
1 vote:

DeadGeek: Then there's this problem:

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Yep.  Once women learned to love to take it in the butt babby is no longer formed.
 
2020-07-15 5:33:34 PM  
1 vote:
I applaud the people who are offsetting the quiverfulls.
 
2020-07-15 5:15:01 PM  
1 vote:

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2020-07-15 5:07:43 PM  
1 vote:

anuran: Demographers, developmental economists, and all the rest have been saying this for decades. The Demographic Transition wasn't just for white people. The second derivative of population went negative almost twenty years ago. What we're seeing now was predictable by anyone who can do simple math


That would require us to listen to those nerds though. This is AMERICA were we keep doing whatever we want until it becomes a problem and then we complain that nobody warned us that this behavior has long term negative effects.
 
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