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2020-07-15 12:25:41 PM  
Looks like your average pregnant woman in a one-piece bathing suit.  News!
 
2020-07-15 12:27:54 PM  
If Elmo taught me anything it is that Katy didn't need to get pregnant to be visited by the Boob fairy.
 
2020-07-15 12:28:27 PM  
She exhaled!

/Oh, no, wait, she actually is pregnant...my bad.
 
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2020-07-15 12:28:53 PM  

Sorelian's Ghost: If Elmo taught me anything it is that Katy didn't need to get pregnant to be visited by the Boob fairy.


And unfortunately I predict that there will be lasting complications.
 
2020-07-15 12:34:40 PM  
ORLANDO!!! YOU'VE RUINED HER!!!

Just kidding, she looks amazing. Hope everything goes well for them.
 
2020-07-15 12:55:59 PM  
She looks just like any other typical american pregnant woman. Why is this news?
 
2020-07-15 1:11:29 PM  
NSFW? What Internet-allowing Puritan community do you work in, Subby?
 
2020-07-15 1:14:56 PM  
Uh, a warning to people WFH on a work laptop: you're still being tracked.

Though if you haven't gotten any emails from your IT department by now, you're probably not going to.

Still better to click risky links on your own computer.
 
2020-07-15 1:17:47 PM  
That was... disappointing.
 
2020-07-15 1:29:33 PM  
Strange thing about Katy Perry.  She is super cute, even with the crazy eyes.  But she always dresses in the craziest costumes.  That's the only fair way to describe her wardrobe.  So she's so cartoonish, I can't decide if she's good looking or not.
In short, she is SO fake all the time, I don't know what she really even looks like.

At least that one photo of her in the water looked natural.  Probably more so than I've ever seen her.

//The blonde chick from Dancing With the Stars is like that too (Jullianna Hough?)
 
2020-07-15 1:33:24 PM  
If it's a boy, I hope they name it Legolas.

Lego for short. Lego Bloom.
 
2020-07-15 1:33:58 PM  

styckx: She looks just like any other typical american pregnant woman. Why is this news?


Because:

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/Reminder: Gray Wave 15th anniversary is Friday
 
2020-07-15 1:36:58 PM  
Neneh Cherry - Buffalo Stance (1988)
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2020-07-15 1:40:18 PM  
Sophie Ellis-Bextor - California Dreamin' (The Mamas & The Papas cover)
Youtube O61LoZDwKo8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC6​eMp​FU0gc
 
2020-07-15 1:55:34 PM  
Star Trek IV The Voyage Home - Admiral there be whales here!
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2020-07-15 1:57:14 PM  

durbnpoisn: Strange thing about Katy Perry.  She is super cute, even with the crazy eyes.  But she always dresses in the craziest costumes.  That's the only fair way to describe her wardrobe.  So she's so cartoonish, I can't decide if she's good looking or not.
In short, she is SO fake all the time, I don't know what she really even looks like.

At least that one photo of her in the water looked natural.  Probably more so than I've ever seen her.

//The blonde chick from Dancing With the Stars is like that too (Jullianna Hough?)



You can't decide if Julianne Hough is good looking or not? Ummm...wow...you might want to see an optometrist.


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2020-07-15 2:01:13 PM  
How is this NSFW? You work for the American Family Association?
 
2020-07-15 2:10:48 PM  

muwaryer: durbnpoisn: Strange thing about Katy Perry.  She is super cute, even with the crazy eyes.  But she always dresses in the craziest costumes.  That's the only fair way to describe her wardrobe.  So she's so cartoonish, I can't decide if she's good looking or not.
In short, she is SO fake all the time, I don't know what she really even looks like.

At least that one photo of her in the water looked natural.  Probably more so than I've ever seen her.

//The blonde chick from Dancing With the Stars is like that too (Jullianna Hough?)


You can't decide if Julianne Hough is good looking or not? Ummm...wow...you might want to see an optometrist.


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Ugh...look at those knees

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2020-07-15 2:12:00 PM  

muwaryer: durbnpoisn: Strange thing about Katy Perry.  She is super cute, even with the crazy eyes.  But she always dresses in the craziest costumes.  That's the only fair way to describe her wardrobe.  So she's so cartoonish, I can't decide if she's good looking or not.
In short, she is SO fake all the time, I don't know what she really even looks like.

At least that one photo of her in the water looked natural.  Probably more so than I've ever seen her.

//The blonde chick from Dancing With the Stars is like that too (Jullianna Hough?)


You can't decide if Julianne Hough is good looking or not? Ummm...wow...you might want to see an optometrist.


[encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 205x246]


And your evidence is a 120x120px compressed to shiat image?
 
2020-07-15 2:14:24 PM  

duckpoopy: muwaryer: durbnpoisn: Strange thing about Katy Perry.  She is super cute, even with the crazy eyes.  But she always dresses in the craziest costumes.  That's the only fair way to describe her wardrobe.  So she's so cartoonish, I can't decide if she's good looking or not.
In short, she is SO fake all the time, I don't know what she really even looks like.

At least that one photo of her in the water looked natural.  Probably more so than I've ever seen her.

//The blonde chick from Dancing With the Stars is like that too (Jullianna Hough?)


You can't decide if Julianne Hough is good looking or not? Ummm...wow...you might want to see an optometrist.


[encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 205x246]

And your evidence is a 120x120px compressed to shiat image?


If you can't get an idea that she is extremely cute even in that picture, he's more right than he knows.
 
2020-07-15 2:14:36 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: muwaryer: durbnpoisn: Strange thing about Katy Perry.  She is super cute, even with the crazy eyes.  But she always dresses in the craziest costumes.  That's the only fair way to describe her wardrobe.  So she's so cartoonish, I can't decide if she's good looking or not.
In short, she is SO fake all the time, I don't know what she really even looks like.

At least that one photo of her in the water looked natural.  Probably more so than I've ever seen her.

//The blonde chick from Dancing With the Stars is like that too (Jullianna Hough?)


You can't decide if Julianne Hough is good looking or not? Ummm...wow...you might want to see an optometrist.


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Ugh...look at those knees

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Looks lile she's got a fat lip


Oooowhoa
 
2020-07-15 2:16:48 PM  

NetOwl: Uh, a warning to people WFH on a work laptop: you're still being tracked.

Though if you haven't gotten any emails from your IT department by now, you're probably not going to.

Still better to click risky links on your own computer.


That's  why Daddy uses his tablet for WFH surfing.
 
2020-07-15 2:32:21 PM  

NetOwl: Uh, a warning to people WFH on a work laptop: you're still being tracked.

Though if you haven't gotten any emails from your IT department by now, you're probably not going to.

Still better to click risky links on your own computer.


I wanted to work on my own hardware, but my company naturally wants me to use theirs. Luckily they gave me a docking station too, so I have A/B switches on two of my PC's 4 monitors. When it's time for work I just hit the two A/B switches, and two screens are my PC and two are my work one. With a program called Synergy I can share my mouse and keyboard seamlessly across both machines (was a little tricky to get set up, but generally works pretty good once it was). So I basically get to use both machines at the same time while working.

It helps me with some work things, as I can look things up on my personal PC while not losing my place on the laptop, but it's also pretty useful for Farking as well. I just have any personal type links, like Fark, open on the other machine (and music playing from there too) while work-related stuff stays on my work machine. Everybody wins. My work gets done, and I don't need to worry about IT blocking or flagging any links. Also no worries about them blocking Plex (they do) which is how I listen to music.
 
2020-07-15 2:33:07 PM  

Jack Sabbath: Looks like your average pregnant woman in a one-piece bathing suit.  News!


I live in America, so our average woman here looks like that... plus another 40lbs.
 
2020-07-15 2:35:25 PM  
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2020-07-15 2:40:18 PM  
Pregnant women gross me out
 
2020-07-15 2:41:03 PM  
SirDigbyChickenCaesar:

Ugh...look at those knees

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She has a very feminine penis.
 
2020-07-15 2:41:13 PM  
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//Counter points
 
2020-07-15 2:42:08 PM  

durbnpoisn: I can't decide if she's good looking or not.


No problem, think about it for another decade and let us know.

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2020-07-15 2:50:15 PM  
Did anyone else look at that picture and think "Hey Kool-Aid!"?

//Hey put that down! Ow! OWW! Stop with hitting!
 
2020-07-15 2:51:52 PM  

gregario: How is this NSFW? You work for the American Family Association?


Erect nipples. One good thing when guys have to put up with shrinkage.
 
2020-07-15 3:02:55 PM  

durbnpoisn: [gstatic.com image 850x1133]
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//Counter points



I'll concede that the top picture is not flattering.  Beyond that...yeah...she really ought to do something about those knees.
 
2020-07-15 3:08:45 PM  

devilskware: Pregnant women gross me out


Somebody's never had sex with a pregnant woman.
 
2020-07-15 3:10:53 PM  

ChubbyTiger: devilskware: Pregnant women gross me out

Somebody's never had sex with a pregnant woman.


Remember which site you're on. Plenty of somebodies have never had sex.
 
2020-07-15 3:11:17 PM  

ChubbyTiger: devilskware: Pregnant women gross me out

Somebody's never had sex with a pregnant woman.


You failed to mention that women, for some illogical reason, also happen to be supremely horny during said pregnancy. Like teenage boy horny.
 
2020-07-15 3:15:25 PM  

ChubbyTiger: devilskware: Pregnant women gross me out

Somebody's never had sex with a pregnant woman.


Username checks...
 
2020-07-15 3:18:28 PM  

ChubbyTiger: devilskware: Pregnant women gross me out

Somebody's never had sex with a pregnant woman.


My wife's never been pregnant so, nope.
 
2020-07-15 3:22:44 PM  

durbnpoisn: [gstatic.com image 850x1133]

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//Counter points


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2020-07-15 3:33:33 PM  

Fireproof: styckx: She looks just like any other typical american pregnant woman. Why is this news?

Because:

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/Reminder: Gray Wave 15th anniversary is Friday


Whats wrong with preggo porn
 
2020-07-15 3:38:34 PM  
Dirty Pillows!
 
2020-07-15 3:42:57 PM  

lolmao500: Fireproof: styckx: She looks just like any other typical american pregnant woman. Why is this news?

Because:

[Fark user image 600x431]

/Reminder: Gray Wave 15th anniversary is Friday

Whats wrong with preggo porn


The dents in the babies skull?
 
2020-07-15 3:51:05 PM  
Well, she looks like she's run out of time to pick a name.
 
2020-07-15 4:29:08 PM  

Gleeman: gregario: How is this NSFW? You work for the American Family Association?

Erect nipples. One good thing when guys have to put up with shrinkage.


If erect nipples are NSFW you better put a warning on all Jennifer Aniston photos.
 
2020-07-15 4:35:34 PM  

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I should sue my High School guidance counselor... she never told me a job like that existed.
 
2020-07-15 4:40:53 PM  

gregario: Gleeman: gregario: How is this NSFW? You work for the American Family Association?

Erect nipples. One good thing when guys have to put up with shrinkage.

If erect nipples are NSFW you better put a warning on all Jennifer Aniston photos.


Heh, I don't think they are nsfw but maybe Subby does?
 
2020-07-15 4:53:38 PM  
McDonald's Grimace has really let himself go
 
2020-07-15 5:02:58 PM  

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Great, now I'm going to be here for hou...minut......I'm out.
 
2020-07-15 5:18:35 PM  
She's still doing the blonde hair?

Not a fan.
 
2020-07-15 5:19:30 PM  
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I'll be in my WFH cubicle
 
2020-07-15 5:19:43 PM  

durbnpoisn: Strange thing about Katy Perry.  She is super cute, even with the crazy eyes.  But she always dresses in the craziest costumes.  That's the only fair way to describe her wardrobe.  So she's so cartoonish, I can't decide if she's good looking or not.
In short, she is SO fake all the time, I don't know what she really even looks like.

At least that one photo of her in the water looked natural.  Probably more so than I've ever seen her.

//The blonde chick from Dancing With the Stars is like that too (Jullianna Hough?)


Dude, she's an entertainer. She gets paid to promote an image of being famous, and so it's important to be able to promote yourself in different, and zany ways.

What troubles me are people who dress in funny costumes for fun, or sexual gratification, and then go outside and try to "share" that shiat with us. Live your beautiful, zany lives, but don't ever expect the rest of us to treat you as "normal," when you're wandering around Wal-Mart in a furry costume at 10 p.m., looking for some strawberry fruit rollups.
 
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