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(New Musical Express)   Our long national nightmare will soon be over. Not that one. Not that one either. No, not that one either. Oh, just read the article   (nme.com) divider line
    More: Followup, Kanye West, President of the United States, United States, presidential race, member of West, Kanye West's presidential campaign, West's reasons, Katy Perry  
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2020-07-15 9:59:02 AM  
Subby, "Our long national nightmare..." How can you say that? It;s just two weeks. Of course it's during a pandemic, while tens of thousands are sick and dying, during an economic meltdown, while millions are unemployed, during civil unrest, when citizens of color are (rightly) afraid of those who are sworn to "protect and serve the public," all while climate change, continental sized dust clouds, unprecedented storms, droughts, blizzards, andheat waves rack the planet, and the Trump administration joyfully ignores all that is going on.........................

OK, you're right subby, right now, two weeks is a long time.
 
2020-07-15 10:41:30 AM  
Apparently, bold is the new capslock.
 
2020-07-15 12:31:34 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Apparently, bold is the new capslock.


Sorry, capslock button wouldn't stay locked, besides, I'm a little hoarse.
 
2020-07-15 12:34:50 PM  
.....Kanye was polling at 2%?

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2020-07-15 12:37:02 PM  

the unabomber was right: .....Kanye was polling at 2%?

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Among poled Kardashians.

/not a typo.
 
2020-07-15 12:53:30 PM  

bekaye: Benevolent Misanthrope: Apparently, bold is the new capslock.

Sorry, capslock button wouldn't stay locked, besides, I'm a little hoarse.


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2020-07-15 1:11:47 PM  
Of course he has.  He was running for "President of Pay Attention to Kanye" and he won.

No need to keep campaigning.
 
2020-07-15 1:12:08 PM  
That was quick, but not unexpected.
 
2020-07-15 1:12:35 PM  
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2020-07-15 1:13:57 PM  
But, he's "The voice of a generation!" Said so himself, why wouldn't he be willing to step up and lead us to a btighter more prosperous tomorrow?
 
2020-07-15 1:14:41 PM  

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Is this measurement related to Rhode Islands, or something new that I have to learn, like metrics?
 
2020-07-15 1:16:20 PM  
I want everyone to know that I dropped out of the POTUS race as well.  I was only in it to pull votes away from kanye.
 
2020-07-15 1:16:43 PM  

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Out of the entire basket of deplorables that has worked in the White House, Scaramucci is the only one that has made me genuinely chuckle.

He doesn't belong anywhere NEAR government, but he still seems to be somewhat self-aware.
 
2020-07-15 1:16:56 PM  
Oh good, he went back on his meds.
 
2020-07-15 1:19:41 PM  

jerryskid: I want everyone to know that I dropped out of the POTUS race as well.  I was only in it to pull votes away from kanye.


Hey, I was going to vote for you before I voted for Kanye.  So mission accomplished.
 
2020-07-15 1:19:51 PM  
 
2020-07-15 1:20:39 PM  

clkeagle: UNC_Samurai: [Fark user image 425x200]

Out of the entire basket of deplorables that has worked in the White House, Scaramucci is the only one that has made me genuinely chuckle.

He doesn't belong anywhere NEAR government, but he still seems to be somewhat self-aware.


Came to say this about this tweet.

At least the guy know how to take a joke and even run with it.

Still a dudebro that should not be near government, but still at least he has a sense of humor.
 
2020-07-15 1:22:05 PM  
Repeat?
 
2020-07-15 1:23:41 PM  
Long national nightmare? This was little more than a quick passing  negative thought.
 
2020-07-15 1:25:20 PM  
Yesterday's headline about this was better.
 
2020-07-15 1:25:32 PM  
Was he ever "trending"?
 
2020-07-15 1:25:40 PM  
Filing deadline.

He was never in it in the first place.
 
2020-07-15 1:35:19 PM  
Kanye: "I'm running for President, yo!"

Everyone: "Cool. So, have you filed to get on the ballot in the various states? Have you registered your campaign with the FEC? Do you have staff in place in key states to start campaigning?  Have you made ad buys and retained a production company to produce your ads?"

Kanye: "Aw shiat, dawg, that's a lot of stuff. Nevermind, lol."
 
2020-07-15 1:37:02 PM  

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The Mooch is a absolute twat, but that was funny.
 
2020-07-15 1:37:09 PM  
Nightmare?

It was kinda a joke. But I was all for it because it could/would take away votes from Trump
 
2020-07-15 1:38:12 PM  
So, the chemicals that they are putting in our deodorant, the ones that stop us from serving God, they're just going to leave those in the deodorant? So, without Kanye we will now be forced to choose between fresh-smelling armpits and salvation? Irish Spring slavery to the satanic illuminati? I think I'll just write his name in anyway.
 
2020-07-15 1:40:58 PM  
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2020-07-15 1:41:30 PM  
Untreated bipolarity is a hell of a drug.
 
2020-07-15 1:52:17 PM  
"I've gotten enough attention for now. See you all in a couple months!"
 
2020-07-15 1:59:41 PM  
Can we fire that asshole? Out of a canon?
 
2020-07-15 2:05:23 PM  

Icarus_Rising: UNC_Samurai: [Fark user image 425x200]

The Mooch is a absolute twat, but that was funny.


Like the old Buddhist saying goes, the quickest way to humility is humiliation. And goddamn if he didn't humiliate himself in epic fashion even before Trump practically wiped his shiat-covered heel on his face.
 
2020-07-15 3:00:34 PM  
Kanye West is mental ill. He gave several interviews last year about his struggles with bipolar disorder. So this whole thing of him running for POTUS one week then dropping out of the race about a week later means he's in the middle of a bipolar episode and either needs his meds adjusted or he's stopped taking them altogether.
 
2020-07-15 3:03:41 PM  

Ed Grubermann: Can we fire that asshole? Out of a canon?


Why? Would it not fit with the rest of a bigger story arc?
 
2020-07-15 3:34:06 PM  
 
2020-07-15 4:51:54 PM  
Kanye West - Heartless
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