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(Forbes)   Coronavirus can pass through the placenta barrier from mother to fetus and then it gets worse   (forbes.com) divider line
    More: Scary, Pregnancy, Childbirth, long-term effects of Covid-19, pregnant woman, Johns Hopkins University, unborn child, neurological complications, virus report  
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2020-07-15 6:07:48 PM  
Exploding babies?
 
2020-07-15 7:18:26 PM  
Abortion. It's the only way to be sure.
 
2020-07-15 7:33:23 PM  
Being this is Forbes, I am unclear now, is BABY a Strong buy, or Hold at this point?
 
2020-07-15 10:11:25 PM  

HighlanderRPI: Being this is Forbes, I am unclear now, is BABY a Strong buy, or Hold at this point?


Given the nature of the article, I'd say short it.
 
2020-07-15 10:13:41 PM  
Should have put a mask on that fetus.
 
2020-07-15 10:14:30 PM  
And its breathing?...
 
2020-07-15 10:15:50 PM  
HighlanderRPI:

Forbes magazine = good business news, obviously fiscal conservative view / bias

Forbes website  = The all of website is write by monkeys that person perform their ownership circumcisions, edited by that nutjob, curated by that basement dweller in kstreet then published through that translation service that person only hires devry graduates
 
2020-07-15 10:17:03 PM  
It turns the fetus into a secret keeping oath swearer??
 
2020-07-15 10:17:20 PM  
Wait till they are older and develop pointy ears and teeth
Yes! The Bat Boy generation is upon us

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/ wants participation trophy
 
2020-07-15 10:17:55 PM  
neurological complications

This wouldn't include a taste for brains by any chance?
 
2020-07-15 10:18:01 PM  

Yoda's Pen Is: Should have put a mask on that fetus.


Will the Fetus Be Aborted? - Jello Biafra and Mojo Nixon
Youtube bD0djqbR04I

Mandatory, since fetus is mentioned

NSFW as always
 
2020-07-15 10:18:13 PM  
Now I feel stupid walking through Walmart with my placenta mask on.
 
2020-07-15 10:19:37 PM  
It has potassium benzoate?
 
2020-07-15 10:19:49 PM  
Well it certainly is novel
 
2020-07-15 10:20:38 PM  
fusillade762:

THE BRAINS!!! MORE BRAINS director- david dont!-
Youtube Frw7Gi5cAwY
 
2020-07-15 10:22:13 PM  
uberaverage:

Next time try a trout mask replica
Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band - Trout Mask Replica [Full Album]
Youtube aF0g-2SeoMM
 
2020-07-15 10:22:33 PM  
Ramming Speed.mp4
Youtube aNp5cOXz998
 
2020-07-15 10:22:35 PM  

Telephone Sanitizer Second Class: It has potassium benzoate?


That's bad
 
2020-07-15 10:23:24 PM  
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2020-07-15 10:28:00 PM  
Nothing a bottle of liquor wont fix
 
2020-07-15 10:31:15 PM  
Eh. I'll hold off on panicking and wait for some corroborating evidence. France has farked up twice already.
 
2020-07-15 10:33:34 PM  
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This is a perfect storm.
GOP turds don't like birth control.
Don't like mask.
And now it's going to take out their Cletus fetus.

Really seems like they are ignoring God at this point.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
 
2020-07-15 10:34:34 PM  
One baby and mental problems.

Man wait till you give the anti vaxxers fuel for those special kids who got vaccinated.
 
2020-07-15 10:34:46 PM  

rcain: Wait till they are older and develop pointy ears and teeth
Yes! The Bat Boy generation is upon us

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/ wants participation trophy


What does Rick Scott have to do with babies? Well, besides consuming them whole for the nutrients...
 
2020-07-15 10:38:23 PM  
Speaking as a GenXer, at this point I'd prefer a nice clean neutron bomb.
 
2020-07-15 10:43:36 PM  
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2020-07-15 10:43:47 PM  
And then it gets even worse down at Planned Parenthood.
 
2020-07-15 10:46:12 PM  

Mad_Radhu: [Fark user image image 400x225]


I vaguely recognize that little horror...

Original V?
 
2020-07-15 10:48:56 PM  

GrogSmash: Mad_Radhu: [Fark user image image 400x225]

I vaguely recognize that little horror...

Original V?


Yep, V: The Final Battle.
 
2020-07-15 10:49:08 PM  
Think about the children? And put on a farking mask.
 
2020-07-15 10:50:12 PM  

Mad_Radhu: GrogSmash: Mad_Radhu: [Fark user image image 400x225]

I vaguely recognize that little horror...

Original V?

Yep, V: The Final Battle.


What do you know... the whiskey hasn't killed all the memory cells yet... unfortunately.
 
2020-07-15 10:53:17 PM  
Worse than Zika head babies?

/don't feel liek reading a forbs endless column.
 
2020-07-15 10:53:19 PM  
Is there anything coronavirus can't do?
 
2020-07-15 10:53:28 PM  
Lonely Farklibs:  +1 would read again, hate children and can't get laid.
 
2020-07-15 10:54:44 PM  
 
2020-07-15 10:56:42 PM  

gunther_bumpass: Speaking as a GenXer, at this point I'd prefer a nice clean neutron bomb.


I'd rather go out the way the guy did in "Death" from Monty Python and the Meaning of Life.
 
2020-07-15 10:58:42 PM  
Cutting the umbilical cord with this post,.
 
2020-07-15 11:03:22 PM  
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2020-07-15 11:03:31 PM  
Nobody cares.

I mean that sincerely, nobody cares.  We are farked.
 
2020-07-15 11:05:30 PM  
Well, now we have another reason to wear the darn masks that idiots seem to hate so much.

Walmart here is going full mask on the 20th here. I heard a manager discussing it on her cell with her boss. I might get there around 8, when the store now opens, bring a chair, some popcorn and a drink to watch the reactions when these 'I aint wearin' no dang mask' show up. Now they're skinny guys with buzz cuts who look like they're still in the army from WW2 and now move fast and jerkily, usually driving an old truck that has seen better days, with that crazy look in their eyes.

Might be a bit entertaining. Though Walmart will provide them with a free mask if they don't have one and they can buy more inside. I expect a lot of outraged indignant yelling and getting red in the face.

As I left the store, I saw an old portly guy waddling up to the front, mask on, but nose hanging out. I wonder how they'll deal with that?
 
2020-07-15 11:08:02 PM  
That's impossible -- the president assured us it was no worse than the flu.

/Would he lie?
//Narrator: Yes, always. It's his default setting.
 
2020-07-15 11:09:49 PM  

Rik01: As I left the store, I saw an old portly guy waddling up to the front, mask on, but nose hanging out. I wonder how they'll deal with that


By actively ignoring it -- after all, a third of their own employees wear them that way too.
 
2020-07-15 11:11:08 PM  
So ... Is this going to get all the anti-abortion pro-lifers on board to stop the virus?

Stop laughing :(
 
2020-07-15 11:12:46 PM  
stay the fark out of canada you plague rats. i will never trust americans again.
 
2020-07-15 11:24:46 PM  

FarkingChas: So ... Is this going to get all the anti-abortion pro-lifers on board to stop the virus?

Stop laughing :(


All you have to do is PRAY.
 
2020-07-15 11:30:09 PM  

Rik01: Well, now we have another reason to wear the darn masks that idiots seem to hate so much.

Walmart here is going full mask on the 20th here. I heard a manager discussing it on her cell with her boss. I might get there around 8, when the store now opens, bring a chair, some popcorn and a drink to watch the reactions when these 'I aint wearin' no dang mask' show up. Now they're skinny guys with buzz cuts who look like they're still in the army from WW2 and now move fast and jerkily, usually driving an old truck that has seen better days, with that crazy look in their eyes.

Might be a bit entertaining. Though Walmart will provide them with a free mask if they don't have one and they can buy more inside. I expect a lot of outraged indignant yelling and getting red in the face.

As I left the store, I saw an old portly guy waddling up to the front, mask on, but nose hanging out. I wonder how they'll deal with that?


Entertaining, to be sure, but you risk catching a stray bullet while watching the show.
 
2020-07-15 11:31:40 PM  

Excelsior: Rik01: As I left the store, I saw an old portly guy waddling up to the front, mask on, but nose hanging out. I wonder how they'll deal with that

By actively ignoring it -- after all, a third of their own employees wear them that way too.


People doing that should be treated just as would be someone wearing pants, but so low his dick is hanging out.
 
2020-07-15 11:38:20 PM  

Excelsior: That's impossible -- the president assured us it was no worse than the flu.

/Would he lie?
//Narrator: Yes, always. It's his default setting.


Umm, the flu does that too.

From the CDC:
Flu also may be harmful for a pregnant woman's developing baby
 
2020-07-15 11:43:33 PM  
I recall that the 1918 flu had a nearly 100% case fatality rate among pregnant women.

/it was really bad
 
2020-07-15 11:48:29 PM  

uberaverage: Now I feel stupid walking through Walmart with my placenta mask on.


Yeah, I ate mine. For the nutrition. Cause I give a sh*t about nutrition.
 
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