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789 clicks; posted to D'awww » on 15 Jul 2020 at 9:05 AM (3 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2020-07-15 9:15:10 AM  
"30 Funny And Adorable Quotes From Kids?"

I may need to brush up on my reading comprehension but I just read "30 Frank And Bleakly Dystopian Quotes From Pandemic-Jaded Adults Trapped In Children's Bodies."
2020-07-15 10:07:23 AM  
My eldest started the quarantine period by missing his birthday party because he was sick.  It was a joint party with our youngest who has a birthday three weeks afterwards.  That was the Saturday before the lockdowns started where we are.  So he was sick through mid week, then I started staying home from work, and things went into lockdown.

About a month ago he was in a mood and grumpily said to us "What's so good about being five?  All you do is get stuck at home."

It just about broke our hearts.

Seeing them try to assimilate in this new reality is hard.  We moved last summer to be closer to family, and now it's just like we're across the country again.

At the same time though they are doing really well with parsing that they can't see their grandparents but can have weekly video dinners with them.  And that we can't go to local playgrounds but can bounce on the downed tree out back, etc.
2020-07-15 10:22:41 AM  
Yes. Kids have had to turn inwards.

Little Girl Performs Hilarious Self-Written Song Entitled "I Wonder What's Inside Your Butthole"
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2020-07-15 1:03:34 PM  
Water bottle dad is a d*ck.  Kid was right to be pissed.
2020-07-15 1:51:07 PM  
"We should call her ninja plate!"

2020-07-15 4:45:02 PM  

Joshudan: "We should call her ninja plate!"


Elon Musk should have consulted that kid before putting anything on paper.
2020-07-16 12:33:57 AM  
That Camden is a friggin' genius.
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