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(AP News)   Without having to actually pay for, you know, actual surgeries and doctor's visits, the US' largest health insurer more than doubled its profit in Q2   ( divider line
    More: Followup, UnitedHealth Group, UnitedHealth's medical costs, Health insurance, UnitedHealth Group Inc., company's Optum segment, lack of claims, second-quarter profit, nation's largest health insurer  
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2020-07-15 10:49:12 AM  
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I'm sure the medical practitioners welcome the extra infrastructure improvements that such a windfall obliges.  The ones that survive, working a warehouse shift at Wal*mart to make ends meet.
WGJ [TotalFark]
2020-07-15 9:51:00 AM  
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The stock holders will be happy.
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