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2020-07-15 6:20:28 AM  
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2020-07-15 6:27:18 AM  
Every time Newt lies, he gets fatter.  He just popped the button off his pants.
 
2020-07-15 7:12:11 AM  
Newt is just a word or two away from saying that the people filling the ICU units from Kentucky to California and from Florida to Texas are George Soros paid crisis actors.

I understand that he is human filth, but he is human filth that used to be 2 heart beats from the president.  Think about how farking nutty the republican party has become when Jerry Fletcher is one of your standard bearers.
 
2020-07-15 7:20:15 AM  
Of  course Newt is pro virus.  This is just professional courtesy.
 
2020-07-15 8:45:36 AM  
...because Newt Gingrich is the face of trust and ethics in this country?

Newt. Go home. No one asked you back to the party. You're just standing around, ogling the buffet table, and making all the ladies in the audience a li'l nervous with your creepiness. Just...go home. Fiddle with your wax beans or whatever you've been doing since you sat down to be with your ill-gotten gains and what was a trophy wife with cash some years ago.

That's what amazes me. Folks like Newt and Cheney and the like, coming back to shout a little. You GOT what you wanted, now just stay away and enjoy it. WTF was the point of all that shady ass sh*t if you can't even retire and live well? Instead, you come back for all the agita?
 
2020-07-15 8:52:32 AM  
Of course. More than anyone else, Trump is Gingrich's political legacy. Trump is everything Gingrich wants in a President. He's not going to stop now that he's so close to  sacrificing enough souls to summon his master from beyond the veil.
 
2020-07-15 8:52:44 AM  
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2020-07-15 8:54:21 AM  

hubiestubert: ...because Newt Gingrich is the face of trust and ethics in this country?

Newt. Go home. No one asked you back to the party. You're just standing around, ogling the buffet table, and making all the ladies in the audience a li'l nervous with your creepiness. Just...go home. Fiddle with your wax beans or whatever you've been doing since you sat down to be with your ill-gotten gains and what was a trophy wife with cash some years ago.

That's what amazes me. Folks like Newt and Cheney and the like, coming back to shout a little. You GOT what you wanted, now just stay away and enjoy it. WTF was the point of all that shady ass sh*t if you can't even retire and live well? Instead, you come back for all the agita?


Exactly.

Do they miss all the attention?  Even uber-ham Bill Clinton has managed to stay mostly out of the limelight the last 4 years.
 
2020-07-15 8:55:03 AM  
Of course. More than anyone else, Trump is Gingrich's political legacy. Trump is everything Gingrich wants in a President. He's not going to stop now that he's so close to sacrificing enough souls to summon his master from beyond the veil.
 
2020-07-15 8:55:05 AM  
Sure. everyone HERE laughs at Newt. But in the real world, where everyone is on twitter ( instead of their own little fark bubble), most of the twitterv-erse agrees with Newt.
 
2020-07-15 8:55:09 AM  
Nootles is worried if he doesn't get his name in the news then by the time we get to him on the list Mme. Guillotine may have lost her edge.
 
2020-07-15 8:56:07 AM  
Isn't this the guy who cheated on a wife who had cancer?

I mean I'm sure he's smart, but he's a total scum bag.
 
2020-07-15 8:57:09 AM  

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2020-07-15 8:57:16 AM  
Think about it this way.

The entire world is faking this whole pandemic just to make Dolt45 look bad.

That's what MAGAts truly believe.
 
2020-07-15 8:57:25 AM  

Alphax: Every time Newt lies, he gets fatter.  He just popped the button off his pants.


so he's that demon from Big Trouble In Little China who just keeps expanding till he pops?
 
2020-07-15 9:00:30 AM  
"lies about covid"

This is how you know his message is not for those that are not devoted to the Trumperlord. What lies is he talking about?
 
2020-07-15 9:01:00 AM  

snowshovel: Sure. everyone HERE laughs at Newt. But in the real world, where everyone is on twitter ( instead of their own little fark bubble), most of the twitterv-erse agrees with Newt.


Low effort.

Talking points not come in yet?

Keep refreshing, I'm sure they will send them soon.
 
2020-07-15 9:03:56 AM  

FrancoFile: hubiestubert: ...because Newt Gingrich is the face of trust and ethics in this country?

Newt. Go home. No one asked you back to the party. You're just standing around, ogling the buffet table, and making all the ladies in the audience a li'l nervous with your creepiness. Just...go home. Fiddle with your wax beans or whatever you've been doing since you sat down to be with your ill-gotten gains and what was a trophy wife with cash some years ago.

That's what amazes me. Folks like Newt and Cheney and the like, coming back to shout a little. You GOT what you wanted, now just stay away and enjoy it. WTF was the point of all that shady ass sh*t if you can't even retire and live well? Instead, you come back for all the agita?

Exactly.

Do they miss all the attention?  Even uber-ham Bill Clinton has managed to stay mostly out of the limelight the last 4 years.


That's what you do when everyone knows you're a serial sexual harasser who likes hitting on/sleeping with their underlings.

Right Newt?
 
2020-07-15 9:04:21 AM  
while newt is a piece of shiat, and well... so is everyone who doesn't vote GOP...

the last 5 years the NYT has taken a massive credibility hit with their continued employment of Maggie Habertreasonman.   Let's not pretend otherwise.   They're still better than most, but it will never permanently be buffed out.
 
2020-07-15 9:06:35 AM  
Propaganda media: Fox News, OANN, Sinclair Broadcasting, anything Alex Jones and/or Glenn Beck is involves with

Thanks for informing us on what the majority of this country already knows Newt

And you're not getting better....
 
2020-07-15 9:06:56 AM  
I'm torn. There are a lot of people that I really wish would get Covid-19, but at the same time, I don't think it is fair to the virus to be infected with those people.
 
2020-07-15 9:07:25 AM  

Leader O'Cola: while newt is a piece of shiat, and well... so is everyone who doesn't votes and supports GOP...

the last 5 years the NYT has taken a massive credibility hit with their continued employment of Maggie Habertreasonman.   Let's not pretend otherwise.   They're still better than most, but it will never permanently be buffed out.


haha, FTFM.
need more coffee
 
2020-07-15 9:08:41 AM  
Oh god do not read the comments.  There seems to be an insane amount of people who consider Covid-19 to be a hoax, or a conspiracy put in place to embarrass the emperor.

The whole world is involved in a conspiracy to embarrass tRump, yeah that's it, that is the best explanation I can come up with.
 
2020-07-15 9:14:52 AM  
Weiss was an opinion writer, and her public resignation letter read as an opinion piece. She sounded more ass chapped that nobody at work seemed to like her more than anything.

It's the common lament of the hot take opinionist. "Everyone hates me because I say stupid shiat all the time! It's not fair!"
 
2020-07-15 9:16:59 AM  
Besides being a racist slag, is Bari a Covidiot too?   I kinda hope not, so she can enjoy the company she's keeping.  Soak it in baby, you've earned it.
 
2020-07-15 9:19:25 AM  
How do you get paid to write controversial opinions? I thought Battlefield Earth wasn't that bad. Where's my check?
 
2020-07-15 9:21:31 AM  
Must have posted that before he broke his fast
 
2020-07-15 9:22:20 AM  
Oh how cute, the guy who thought politics wasn't nasty enough and has spent the last 20 years making politics in this country as toxic as possible want's to bemoan  news organizations becoming propaganda outlets. LOL gee newt, wonder how all that could have happened, real mystery there better call in Sherlock.
 
2020-07-15 9:22:45 AM  

Langdon_777: Oh god do not read the comments.  There seems to be an insane amount of people who consider Covid-19 to be a hoax, or a conspiracy put in place to embarrass the emperor.

The whole world is involved in a conspiracy to embarrass tRump, yeah that's it, that is the best explanation I can come up with.


The odd one is the account talking about 15 days now being 15 weeks. I don't remember ANY deadline being 15 days outside the very delusional groups who literally believed the fat ass that once it got warmer it would just "disappear."
 
2020-07-15 9:24:21 AM  
Newt Gingrich, FORMER member of Congress, 84 ethics violations against him. He resigned in disgrace by trying to profit from his Office. He is now just a Trump sycophant desperately seeking relevance.

Fark Newt, he prefers Fascism to Democracy as long as he could be a part of it.
 
2020-07-15 9:30:03 AM  

hubiestubert: ...because Newt Gingrich is the face of trust and ethics in this country?

Newt. Go home. No one asked you back to the party. You're just standing around, ogling the buffet table, and making all the ladies in the audience a li'l nervous with your creepiness. Just...go home. Fiddle with your wax beans or whatever you've been doing since you sat down to be with your ill-gotten gains and what was a trophy wife with cash some years ago.

That's what amazes me. Folks like Newt and Cheney and the like, coming back to shout a little. You GOT what you wanted, now just stay away and enjoy it. WTF was the point of all that shady ass sh*t if you can't even retire and live well? Instead, you come back for all the agita?


It's not good enough for them to be successful, they also have to be right.
 
2020-07-15 9:33:29 AM  

Langdon_777: Oh god do not read the comments.  There seems to be an insane amount of people who consider Covid-19 to be a hoax, or a conspiracy put in place to embarrass the emperor.

The whole world is involved in a conspiracy to embarrass tRump, yeah that's it, that is the best explanation I can come up with.


Trump is a racist criminal idiot, and 40% of Americans support him.

\but we still let him run for office and let them vote
 
2020-07-15 9:35:03 AM  
Newt is fully capable of understanding what he's doing here, he just doesn't care. Like the rest of the GOP leadership and "conservative" media he's willing to convince millions of people to put themselves and the rest of their communities at greater risk just so he can try and prop up the GOP brand.

He's a willing partner to this mass murder of Americans.
 
2020-07-15 9:41:58 AM  
All News is propaganda and it's not always fake. Any attempt to use information to sway the public is propaganda.
 
2020-07-15 9:54:05 AM  
F off Newt. All of this is your fault. Burn in hell
 
2020-07-15 9:54:21 AM  
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2020-07-15 9:59:04 AM  
dude has absolutely no self awareness. He, tripping merrily along, hand in hand with pill freak, Dom boy abusing fellow beached whale Rushbo, was clutching that handbag that brought us to our current hell.  Fark him.
 
2020-07-15 9:59:32 AM  
Gingrich is a proven liar with zero credibility.
 
2020-07-15 10:02:21 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: Langdon_777: Oh god do not read the comments.  There seems to be an insane amount of people who consider Covid-19 to be a hoax, or a conspiracy put in place to embarrass the emperor.

The whole world is involved in a conspiracy to embarrass tRump, yeah that's it, that is the best explanation I can come up with.

Trump is a racist criminal idiot, and 40% of Americans support him.

\but we still let him run for office and let them vote


Oh I see...  'We' let 'them' vote... are you talking about black people again?
 
2020-07-15 10:04:11 AM  

Magruda: All News is propaganda and it's not always fake. Any attempt to use information to sway the public is propaganda.


Uh no.  News journalism exists to allow the populace to know what is going on in their country so that they can make intelligent and informed decisions.  If it is false, everyone loses.

Propaganda exists to convince people with lies, half-truths, misrepresentation and jingoism.

Saying propaganda is exactly like journalism is disingenuous, egregious at best.  It's the kind of homely inanity that the right wing latches on to so they can justify their attack on Truth and free speech.
 
2020-07-15 10:05:48 AM  
They're reduced to pushing the idea that what everyone is watching with data and their own eyes and experiences isn't actually happening.

The danger is the extent to which that may succeed.
 
2020-07-15 10:13:32 AM  

Armchair_Invective: Magruda: All News is propaganda and it's not always fake. Any attempt to use information to sway the public is propaganda.

Uh no.  News journalism exists to allow the populace to know what is going on in their country so that they can make intelligent and informed decisions.  If it is false, everyone loses.

Propaganda exists to convince people with lies, half-truths, misrepresentation and jingoism.

Saying propaganda is exactly like journalism is disingenuous, egregious at best.  It's the kind of homely inanity that the right wing latches on to so they can justify their attack on Truth and free speech.

Public Opinion

is a book by Walter Lippmann, published in 1922. It is a critical assessment of functional democratic government, especially of the irrational and often self-serving social perceptions that influence individual behavior and prevent optimal societal cohesion.[1] The detailed descriptions of the cognitive limitations people face in comprehending their sociopolitical and cultural environments, leading them to apply an evolving catalogue of general stereotypes to a complex reality, rendered Public Opinion a seminal text in the fields of media studies, political science, and social psychology.

Any attempt to convey information to the public is propaganda.
 
2020-07-15 10:18:31 AM  

chuggernaught: Think about it this way.

The entire world is faking this whole pandemic just to make Dolt45 look bad.

That's what MAGAts truly believe.


...and correctly assumed Donald Trump would:

* Initially deny there was a problem.
* Give absurdly optimistic predictions
* Be too vain to wear a mask
* Refuse to practice social distancing as leadership by example
* Refuse the WHO and CDC guidelines
* Turn COVID-19 briefings into his typical self-promoting pout-a-paloozas
* Encourage armed "militias" to fight against state lockdown orders
* Repeatedly stated the stock market was more important than people's lives
* Promoted an untested and ineffective treatment

And on and on and on...

This entire conspiracy theory hinges on Donald Trump farking up every single step of the way.
 
2020-07-15 10:26:23 AM  
Newt ran for POTUS on $2.50/gal gasoline. I find that pathetic
 
2020-07-15 10:26:52 AM  

Langdon_777: Oh god do not read the comments.  There seems to be an insane amount of people who consider Covid-19 to be a hoax, or a conspiracy put in place to embarrass the emperor.

The whole world is involved in a conspiracy to embarrass tRump, yeah that's it, that is the best explanation I can come up with.


Yeah the whole world got together and had a meeting just to get Trump, they are killing thousands to do it but it is worth it.
 
2020-07-15 10:27:03 AM  

Alphax: Every time Newt lies, he gets fatter.  He just popped the button off his pants.


Every time Newt lies, another conservative voter abandons their spouse with cancer.
 
2020-07-15 10:31:13 AM  
Aye, post not what she wrote but what a has been rightwing nut said about what she wrote.  Which allows the fark leftwing not brigade to strawman about how terrible anyone who disagrees with their groupthink are.
But the fact remains, she was
harrassed out of a job by cancel culture woke bullies.  Since nary a one of you can be bothered to read what she said, she wrote this:

"A consensus has emerged in the press, and especially at this paper, that truth isn't a process of collective discovery, but an orthodoxy already known to an enlightened few whose job it is to inform everyone else."

It is a trait of Americans, that they are skeptical.  One of the biggest keys to success is to disseminate the truth from bullsh*t.  And what's being pushed on them right now by the American press is just that.  Demanding that the riots be called protests, for example. Y'all don't think so since their political philosophy matches yours-- but not everyone sees the world that way.  Staying true to reality is important.

I have a Maytag washing machine, bought because they last forever.  When I went to buy one for my daughter, the honest salesman informed me that a sleazy corporation had bought them out and lowered their standards.  A Maytag washing machine no longer is the best.
This same thing has happened to the New York Times. A sleazy group now runs the show at what once was arguably the nation's finest newspaper.

Instead of having the same old "conservatives are pond scum" circle jerk, you should be alarmed.  They harrassed a writer out of her job.  Like banana republic tolitarians.  At the New York Times.
 
2020-07-15 10:34:20 AM  

Lutrasimilis: Isn't this the guy who cheated on a wife who had cancer?

I mean I'm sure he's smart, but he's a total scum bag.


Newt was Speaker of the House in the 90s and the engineer of neoconservatism or "neocon" movement.  He wrote a "contract with America" to guide his policy choices, balanced the budget with Bill Clinton, and torpedoed Hillary Clinton's single payer health care reform proposal as First Lady.
He's a pathological liar like #45, and even with his budget cred, doesn't say a word about insane misdirected federal spending under #45.  Heck, Trump will blow through more federal spending this year alone than Clinton spent in a term.
/the rest we wasted
 
2020-07-15 10:34:55 AM  
I would love to step on his head. I bet it makes a noise like a whoopee cushion.
 
2020-07-15 10:40:51 AM  

Sorelian's Ghost: Newt is just a word or two away from saying that the people filling the ICU units from Kentucky to California and from Florida to Texas are George Soros paid crisis actors.

I understand that he is human filth, but he is human filth that used to be 2 heart beats from the president.  Think about how farking nutty the republican party has become when Jerry Fletcher is one of your standard bearers.


Hospital is where you take your cancerous old wife so you can get a new wife with weird hair.    Some demagogues need to be kept away from humans, or at least out of reach.
 
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