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(Yahoo)   With many Americans out of work, Ivanka Trump launches "Go Screw Yourself" program   (news.yahoo.com) divider line
    More: Asinine, Barack Obama, United States presidential election, 2008, Renewable energy, Ivanka Trump, Hillary Rodham Clinton, President of the United States, new jobs, Joe Biden  
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2020-07-15 9:11:47 AM  
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/I am soooo sorry
 
2020-07-15 8:32:38 AM  
11 votes:
Let them eat beans
 
2020-07-15 9:18:22 AM  
8 votes:
Remember when they tried to get us to think she was a paragon of virtue?
 
2020-07-15 9:29:02 AM  
7 votes:
I don't know about you guys, but I'm seriously on the fence about whether or not that's her real hair color.
 
2020-07-15 9:21:58 AM  
4 votes:
"Trump is also readying an infrastructure plan intended to revive an economy now in recession thanks to COVID-19"

Infrastructure week!

/in two weeks
 
2020-07-15 9:24:25 AM  
3 votes:
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invisible cupped testicles
 
2020-07-15 9:32:48 AM  
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UNC_Samurai: Martian_Astronomer: Even ignoring the fact that telling people to try a different field during a pandemic when the jobs are not there as if the thought had never crossed their minds is entirely unhelpful, if you decide to rush ahead with this particular message you should probably find a spokesperson who has actually worked at some point in their life.

Are you telling me architecting isn't a real job?


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2020-07-15 9:24:55 AM  
2 votes:
Until deletion.....

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2020-07-15 9:19:15 AM  
2 votes:

AsparagusFTW: Good thing I own a fortune of bootstrap futures.


Sorry but people boiled them for food.
 
2020-07-15 9:39:54 AM  
1 vote:

Paddy: stlbluez: so...
is she a visionary.. ?
is she telling it like it is that people need to learn new skills ?
https://www.nytimes.com/2014/07/23/us/​obama-signs-new-job-training-law.html
oh wait..
no. she's married to trump.
so its bad.  bad I say.. bad.

You are an idiot. There's a difference between training for new jobs because things, markets, jobs change over the years and new skills are needed or because the president, through neglect and incompetence destroyed them within a matter of weeks.

But thanks for playing.

lol. Trump destroyed them...

crawl back into mommies vajayjay dear. you're not ready for adult conversations :)
 
2020-07-15 9:32:28 AM  
1 vote:

GoldSpider: bdub77: I've never seen someone so completely farking tone deaf in my life.

I mean it's not like we've been telling coal miners exactly the same thing for years...


Except that Hillary had a transition plan, and supplemental income for the transition period. But those coal miners didn't want a hand out or some such stupidity.
 
2020-07-15 9:31:49 AM  
1 vote:
I think you guys are being to hard on Ivanka. Obviously, they wouldn't put a plan like this forward with out a provision to pay your cost of living while you re-train in a new field, and then while you try and get a job when you have zero practical experience in that new field.

Right? I mean, this Administration wouldn't just put a Band-Aid on a severed artery, would they?
 
2020-07-15 9:31:18 AM  
1 vote:

Martian_Astronomer: Even ignoring the fact that telling people to try a different field during a pandemic when the jobs are not there as if the thought had never crossed their minds is entirely unhelpful, if you decide to rush ahead with this particular message you should probably find a spokesperson who has actually worked at some point in their life.


Are you telling me architecting isn't a real job?
 
2020-07-15 9:24:25 AM  
1 vote:

blatz514: [Fark user image image 498x493]

/I am soooo sorry


Lier.
 
2020-07-15 9:23:33 AM  
1 vote:
They view every boycott as an attack on them. It's so farking childish. 'Oh you are upset that McDonalds uses slave labor to package its burgers? WATCH ME EAT 1000 BIG MACS ON YOUTUBE IN YOUR FACE LIBS'
 
2020-07-15 8:56:21 AM  
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Why are you people waiting for soup when you could be out there strengthening your "Brand" and outsourcing your actual manufacturing to other countries?

Since I closed down my fashion line to focus on helping you schmucks can't you see I have left a yuge vacuum in the sensible pseudo-luxury shoe, handbag, and jewelry market?

Wake up and smell the gruel!
 
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