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2020-07-14 8:25:10 PM  
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2020-07-14 8:29:27 PM  
This man is an ignoramus.
 
2020-07-14 8:34:03 PM  
Ummm...so who's to blame for the shiatshow going on right now? I mean you're supposedly in charge...right?
 
2020-07-14 8:36:49 PM  
Are we...to believe Trump is pro gun control now? Because all the stories I've read lately about kids being killed in various violent incidents involved guns. I don't have Twitter but I sure hope someone mentioned that.
 
2020-07-14 8:39:18 PM  
See how Biden continuing not to respond to Trump's childish rants just makes Donnie crazier and crazier.
 
2020-07-14 8:40:50 PM  
Says the guy throwing kids in jail for the sin of being born in another country.
 
2020-07-14 8:41:56 PM  

Jake Havechek: See how Biden continuing not to respond to Trump's childish rants just makes Donnie crazier and crazier.


It is beneath Joe Biden's dignity to engage the President* Of The United* States in a penis measuring contest.
 
2020-07-14 8:43:32 PM  
Oh look, it's whataboutism, that time-worn russian propaganda technique.
Wonder where he picked up a thing like that.
Actually, no I don't.
 
2020-07-14 8:45:16 PM  
Slaughtered? Say like, I don't know...139,137 Americans dead in the past 5 months?
 
2020-07-14 8:52:21 PM  

KungFuJunkie: Slaughtered? Say like, I don't know...139,137 Americans dead in the past 5 months?


The new thing is to divide the Covid deaths by every single person in America then use that number to show that Covid has a 99.9% survivability rate

At this point I swear that someone is going to prove that Obama's Swine Flu had a higher death rate than Covid by using their survival rate vs the CDC's survival rate for the flu and when you point out the total number of deaths they are going to say that the CDC covered up the actual deaths but somehow forgot to change the rate
 
2020-07-14 8:55:53 PM  
But think of all the kids NOT slaughtered by active shooters.  And where was he during the last BLM march?
 
2020-07-14 8:57:19 PM  

spongeboob: KungFuJunkie: Slaughtered? Say like, I don't know...139,137 Americans dead in the past 5 months?

The new thing is to divide the Covid deaths by every single person in America then use that number to show that Covid has a 99.9% survivability rate

At this point I swear that someone is going to prove that Obama's Swine Flu had a higher death rate than Covid by using their survival rate vs the CDC's survival rate for the flu and when you point out the total number of deaths they are going to say that the CDC covered up the actual deaths but somehow forgot to change the rate


And even that is wrong. Current US case mortality rate (Johns Hopkins) is about 4%, so if it made its way to infecting all 320 million Americans, that would come out to 12.8 million dead.
 
2020-07-14 8:58:50 PM  
Stop allowing police unions to insist cops to get away with premeditated murder and maybe those streets will finally be safe for one and all.
 
2020-07-14 9:03:17 PM  
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2020-07-14 9:07:44 PM  
But those children that are being "slaughtered in the streets" were slaughtered during his presidency.
 
2020-07-14 9:11:58 PM  

NeedlesslyCanadian: spongeboob: KungFuJunkie: Slaughtered? Say like, I don't know...139,137 Americans dead in the past 5 months?

The new thing is to divide the Covid deaths by every single person in America then use that number to show that Covid has a 99.9% survivability rate

At this point I swear that someone is going to prove that Obama's Swine Flu had a higher death rate than Covid by using their survival rate vs the CDC's survival rate for the flu and when you point out the total number of deaths they are going to say that the CDC covered up the actual deaths but somehow forgot to change the rate

And even that is wrong. Current US case mortality rate (Johns Hopkins) is about 4%, so if it made its way to infecting all 320 million Americans, that would come out to 12.8 million dead.


My favorite was a COVIDiot claiming it real death rate is 0.01%

I pointed out that means if every single American got infected, only about 35,000 total would die.

I have not, as of yet, heard back.
 
2020-07-14 9:17:32 PM  

NeedlesslyCanadian: spongeboob: KungFuJunkie: Slaughtered? Say like, I don't know...139,137 Americans dead in the past 5 months?

The new thing is to divide the Covid deaths by every single person in America then use that number to show that Covid has a 99.9% survivability rate

At this point I swear that someone is going to prove that Obama's Swine Flu had a higher death rate than Covid by using their survival rate vs the CDC's survival rate for the flu and when you point out the total number of deaths they are going to say that the CDC covered up the actual deaths but somehow forgot to change the rate

And even that is wrong. Current US case mortality rate (Johns Hopkins) is about 4%, so if it made its way to infecting all 320 million Americans, that would come out to 12.8 million dead.


No your not understanding

There are like 329,000,000
Americans and only like 135,000 deaths so
135,000/329,000,00=0.041% fatality rate and 100-0.041=99.959% survival rate
They are literally counting anyone who doesn't die of Covid as a survivor even those who never get the disease they are survivors because they didn't die
 
2020-07-14 9:21:00 PM  

Non Sequitur Man: This man is an ignoramus.


Nah, he knows exactly what he's doing.
He's the antichrist. Pure evil.
 
2020-07-14 9:23:01 PM  

spongeboob: NeedlesslyCanadian: spongeboob: KungFuJunkie: Slaughtered? Say like, I don't know...139,137 Americans dead in the past 5 months?

The new thing is to divide the Covid deaths by every single person in America then use that number to show that Covid has a 99.9% survivability rate

At this point I swear that someone is going to prove that Obama's Swine Flu had a higher death rate than Covid by using their survival rate vs the CDC's survival rate for the flu and when you point out the total number of deaths they are going to say that the CDC covered up the actual deaths but somehow forgot to change the rate

And even that is wrong. Current US case mortality rate (Johns Hopkins) is about 4%, so if it made its way to infecting all 320 million Americans, that would come out to 12.8 million dead.

No your not understanding

There are like 329,000,000
Americans and only like 135,000 deaths so
135,000/329,000,00=0.041% fatality rate and 100-0.041=99.959% survival rate
They are literally counting anyone who doesn't die of Covid as a survivor even those who never get the disease they are survivors because they didn't die


That's not how you math
 
2020-07-14 9:24:19 PM  

cretinbob: spongeboob: NeedlesslyCanadian: spongeboob: KungFuJunkie: Slaughtered? Say like, I don't know...139,137 Americans dead in the past 5 months?

The new thing is to divide the Covid deaths by every single person in America then use that number to show that Covid has a 99.9% survivability rate

At this point I swear that someone is going to prove that Obama's Swine Flu had a higher death rate than Covid by using their survival rate vs the CDC's survival rate for the flu and when you point out the total number of deaths they are going to say that the CDC covered up the actual deaths but somehow forgot to change the rate

And even that is wrong. Current US case mortality rate (Johns Hopkins) is about 4%, so if it made its way to infecting all 320 million Americans, that would come out to 12.8 million dead.

No your not understanding

There are like 329,000,000
Americans and only like 135,000 deaths so
135,000/329,000,00=0.041% fatality rate and 100-0.041=99.959% survival rate
They are literally counting anyone who doesn't die of Covid as a survivor even those who never get the disease they are survivors because they didn't die

That's not how you math


I don't think spongeboob was saying these cretins know how to math.
 
2020-07-14 9:32:27 PM  

NeedlesslyCanadian: cretinbob: spongeboob: NeedlesslyCanadian: spongeboob: KungFuJunkie: Slaughtered? Say like, I don't know...139,137 Americans dead in the past 5 months?

The new thing is to divide the Covid deaths by every single person in America then use that number to show that Covid has a 99.9% survivability rate

At this point I swear that someone is going to prove that Obama's Swine Flu had a higher death rate than Covid by using their survival rate vs the CDC's survival rate for the flu and when you point out the total number of deaths they are going to say that the CDC covered up the actual deaths but somehow forgot to change the rate

And even that is wrong. Current US case mortality rate (Johns Hopkins) is about 4%, so if it made its way to infecting all 320 million Americans, that would come out to 12.8 million dead.

No your not understanding

There are like 329,000,000
Americans and only like 135,000 deaths so
135,000/329,000,00=0.041% fatality rate and 100-0.041=99.959% survival rate
They are literally counting anyone who doesn't die of Covid as a survivor even those who never get the disease they are survivors because they didn't die

That's not how you math

I don't think spongeboob was saying these cretins know how to math.


He came out with the right number but I don't know how.
There's 3.5 million cases and 140000 official deaths. That does work out to 0.04%.
Keep in mind only 1.6 million cases are considered to be recoveries.
Regardless, you don't take the whole population into account when calculating the death rate. Just the ones with the disease.
 
2020-07-14 9:32:46 PM  
Wait, Joe is keeping schools closed? Is he already president?

Wtf, Joe, get to fixing all the shiat Donnie broke!
 
2020-07-14 9:34:57 PM  

cretinbob: spongeboob: NeedlesslyCanadian: spongeboob: KungFuJunkie: Slaughtered? Say like, I don't know...139,137 Americans dead in the past 5 months?

The new thing is to divide the Covid deaths by every single person in America then use that number to show that Covid has a 99.9% survivability rate

At this point I swear that someone is going to prove that Obama's Swine Flu had a higher death rate than Covid by using their survival rate vs the CDC's survival rate for the flu and when you point out the total number of deaths they are going to say that the CDC covered up the actual deaths but somehow forgot to change the rate

And even that is wrong. Current US case mortality rate (Johns Hopkins) is about 4%, so if it made its way to infecting all 320 million Americans, that would come out to 12.8 million dead.

No your not understanding

There are like 329,000,000
Americans and only like 135,000 deaths so
135,000/329,000,00=0.041% fatality rate and 100-0.041=99.959% survival rate
They are literally counting anyone who doesn't die of Covid as a survivor even those who never get the disease they are survivors because they didn't die

That's not how you math


It's unskewing the numbers
 
2020-07-14 9:40:10 PM  
cretinbob:

He came out with the right number but I don't know how.
There's 3.5 million cases and 140000 official deaths. That does work out to 0.04%.
Keep in mind only 1.6 million cases are considered to be recoveries.
Regardless, you don't take the whole population into account when calculating the death rate. Just the ones with the disease.



I'm showing the math you have to do to come up with numbers like this

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2020-07-14 9:54:39 PM  
I wonder if a hydrophobic gravestone would repel urine as well?
 
2020-07-14 9:55:35 PM  

spongeboob: cretinbob:

He came out with the right number but I don't know how.
There's 3.5 million cases and 140000 official deaths. That does work out to 0.04%.
Keep in mind only 1.6 million cases are considered to be recoveries.
Regardless, you don't take the whole population into account when calculating the death rate. Just the ones with the disease.


I'm showing the math you have to do to come up with numbers like this

[Fark user image image 300x168]


Oh,I did the math. I'm not a stats guy, but it's simple math,part divided by the whole.
The whole you gave was wrong.
 
2020-07-14 9:59:08 PM  

cretinbob: spongeboob: cretinbob:

He came out with the right number but I don't know how.
There's 3.5 million cases and 140000 official deaths. That does work out to 0.04%.
Keep in mind only 1.6 million cases are considered to be recoveries.
Regardless, you don't take the whole population into account when calculating the death rate. Just the ones with the disease.


I'm showing the math you have to do to come up with numbers like this

[Fark user image image 300x168]

Oh,I did the math. I'm not a stats guy, but it's simple math,part divided by the whole.
The whole you gave was wrong.


I'm going for partial credit for showing my process
 
2020-07-14 10:02:14 PM  

spongeboob: cretinbob: spongeboob: cretinbob:

He came out with the right number but I don't know how.
There's 3.5 million cases and 140000 official deaths. That does work out to 0.04%.
Keep in mind only 1.6 million cases are considered to be recoveries.
Regardless, you don't take the whole population into account when calculating the death rate. Just the ones with the disease.


I'm showing the math you have to do to come up with numbers like this

[Fark user image image 300x168]

Oh,I did the math. I'm not a stats guy, but it's simple math,part divided by the whole.
The whole you gave was wrong.

I'm going for partial credit for showing my process


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2020-07-14 10:10:03 PM  

DevilGirlFromMars: Are we...to believe Trump is pro gun control now? Because all the stories I've read lately about kids being killed in various violent incidents involved guns. I don't have Twitter but I sure hope someone mentioned that.


No. "Ooga booga urban violence" has always been a dog whistle for "scary black people." Trump and his idiot followers will continue spewing guns out of their mouths like the stone head from Zardoz.
 
2020-07-14 10:20:25 PM  

spongeboob: cretinbob: spongeboob: cretinbob:

He came out with the right number but I don't know how.
There's 3.5 million cases and 140000 official deaths. That does work out to 0.04%.
Keep in mind only 1.6 million cases are considered to be recoveries.
Regardless, you don't take the whole population into account when calculating the death rate. Just the ones with the disease.


I'm showing the math you have to do to come up with numbers like this

[fark user image image 300x168]

Oh,I did the math. I'm not a stats guy, but it's simple math,part divided by the whole.
The whole you gave was wrong.

I'm going for partial credit for showing my process


Fair.
 
2020-07-15 12:43:51 AM  
When they set up this many straw men, isn't that a fire hazard?
 
2020-07-15 2:23:01 AM  
'This is your brain on Fox News..'
 
2020-07-15 2:23:45 AM  
FEAR! Don't you understand? the world is scary! People are scary! Aren't you scared? You should be scared!

FEAR!
 
2020-07-15 2:24:59 AM  
So Trump's letting all the kids out of the detention camps effective immediately?
 
2020-07-15 2:25:04 AM  
How about "Trumpian" ... does that work, subby?
 
2020-07-15 2:25:28 AM  
Trump completely Munsoned everything
 
2020-07-15 2:30:40 AM  
This shiat from a man who puts kids in cages .. Which the media seems to have forgotten covering all of the other chaos Trump has caused ..
 
2020-07-15 2:32:08 AM  
Donnie* didn't type that tweet.

He's more of a - LAW & ORDER! - kind 'a tweet guy.
 
2020-07-15 2:32:44 AM  

mikalmd: This shiat from a man who puts kids in cages .. Which the media seems to have forgotten covering all of the other chaos Trump has caused ..


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Not everyone.
 
2020-07-15 2:35:07 AM  

cretinbob: spongeboob: NeedlesslyCanadian: spongeboob: KungFuJunkie: Slaughtered? Say like, I don't know...139,137 Americans dead in the past 5 months?

The new thing is to divide the Covid deaths by every single person in America then use that number to show that Covid has a 99.9% survivability rate

At this point I swear that someone is going to prove that Obama's Swine Flu had a higher death rate than Covid by using their survival rate vs the CDC's survival rate for the flu and when you point out the total number of deaths they are going to say that the CDC covered up the actual deaths but somehow forgot to change the rate

And even that is wrong. Current US case mortality rate (Johns Hopkins) is about 4%, so if it made its way to infecting all 320 million Americans, that would come out to 12.8 million dead.

No your not understanding

There are like 329,000,000
Americans and only like 135,000 deaths so
135,000/329,000,00=0.041% fatality rate and 100-0.041=99.959% survival rate
They are literally counting anyone who doesn't die of Covid as a survivor even those who never get the disease they are survivors because they didn't die

That's not how you math


It is at Trump University ..
 
2020-07-15 2:36:49 AM  
Joseph Goebbels would have said this, if less incoherently, when he was describing non-existent atrocities committed against German expats in Austria, Czechoslovakia and Poland.

Man, remember when comparisons to Nazis were frowned on as being excessively hyperbolic? Now they're so flagrant and obvious they're almost banal.
 
2020-07-15 2:37:17 AM  

cretinbob: spongeboob: NeedlesslyCanadian: spongeboob: KungFuJunkie: Slaughtered? Say like, I don't know...139,137 Americans dead in the past 5 months?

The new thing is to divide the Covid deaths by every single person in America then use that number to show that Covid has a 99.9% survivability rate

At this point I swear that someone is going to prove that Obama's Swine Flu had a higher death rate than Covid by using their survival rate vs the CDC's survival rate for the flu and when you point out the total number of deaths they are going to say that the CDC covered up the actual deaths but somehow forgot to change the rate

And even that is wrong. Current US case mortality rate (Johns Hopkins) is about 4%, so if it made its way to infecting all 320 million Americans, that would come out to 12.8 million dead.

No your not understanding

There are like 329,000,000
Americans and only like 135,000 deaths so
135,000/329,000,00=0.041% fatality rate and 100-0.041=99.959% survival rate
They are literally counting anyone who doesn't die of Covid as a survivor even those who never get the disease they are survivors because they didn't die

That's not how you math


It's the math Republicans do to make themselves feel better.
 
2020-07-15 2:37:37 AM  

Mambo Bananapatch: Joseph Goebbels would have said this, if less incoherently, when he was describing non-existent atrocities committed against German expats in Austria, Czechoslovakia and Poland.

Man, remember when comparisons to Nazis were frowned on as being excessively hyperbolic? Now they're so flagrant and obvious they're almost banal.


Guess we did Nazi that coming.

/oh wait, many of us did
 
2020-07-15 2:37:41 AM  
Which party is it again that supports assault weapon ownership more than childrens' lives?
 
2020-07-15 2:37:41 AM  

NeedlesslyCanadian: spongeboob: KungFuJunkie: Slaughtered? Say like, I don't know...139,137 Americans dead in the past 5 months?

The new thing is to divide the Covid deaths by every single person in America then use that number to show that Covid has a 99.9% survivability rate

At this point I swear that someone is going to prove that Obama's Swine Flu had a higher death rate than Covid by using their survival rate vs the CDC's survival rate for the flu and when you point out the total number of deaths they are going to say that the CDC covered up the actual deaths but somehow forgot to change the rate

And even that is wrong. Current US case mortality rate (Johns Hopkins) is about 4%, so if it made its way to infecting all 320 million Americans, that would come out to 12.8 million dead.


My mother visited recently and her husband kept reading news things out loud about how Covid deaths were "plummeting".

All hail stonks.
 
2020-07-15 2:45:17 AM  
Weird how he didn't have a problem living and raising his kids in Democrat-run shiatholes.
 
2020-07-15 2:46:00 AM  
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2020-07-15 2:47:12 AM  

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Meanwhile in Trump's America...

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2020-07-15 2:48:58 AM  
There have been 3.5 million cases in the USA, and 140,000 have died. That is, 4% have died.
 
2020-07-15 2:52:54 AM  
"at least seven children have either died in custody or after being detained by federal immigration agencies at the border"
-https://www.aclu.org/

"The U.S. could have prevented roughly 36,000 deaths from COVID-19 if broad social distancing measures had been put in place just one week earlier in March"
-https://www.npr.org

"The White House started issuing social-distancing guidelines on March 16, However, an estimated 90% percent of coronavirus deaths in the US could have possibly been avoided if social distancing began March 2"
-https://www.businessinsider.com

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The worst thing happening to us is this piece of shiat Trumps f*ck ups. We would be better off with no one in charge.
 
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