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(AlterNet)   He leaped from topic to topic, sometimes in a single run-on sentence, and often failed to complete a thought   (alternet.org) divider line
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5441 clicks; posted to Politics » on 15 Jul 2020 at 8:31 AM (3 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-07-14 8:36:20 PM  
first question should have been, What the fark is wrong with you, and then everyone should have walked out.
 
2020-07-14 8:52:38 PM  

SoundOfOneHandWanking: first question should have been, What the fark is wrong with you, and then everyone should have walked out.


Listening to him talk is what I imagine a stroke or aneurysm to feel like just before everything goes dark.
 
2020-07-14 9:20:12 PM  
Keep on wandering your way down the yellow brick road in your gold plated golf cart until you reach obscurity and can't find your way back, asshole.
 
2020-07-14 9:38:33 PM  
STROKE! STROKE! STROKE! STROKE!
 
2020-07-14 10:15:20 PM  
Remember when Sarah Palin did that and it was clearly apparent that she was a brain damaged idiot that had no business running anything? I guess she should have gained 300 pounds, spray painted herself orange and taped a button mushroom to the front of her pants.
 
2020-07-15 1:51:51 AM  
So business as usual, then.
 
2020-07-15 1:56:17 AM  
He leaped from topic to topic, sometimes in a single run-on sentence, and often failed to complete thought.

So, it was the typical Trump styled train crashing into a dumpster fire clusterfark.
 
2020-07-15 1:59:56 AM  
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2020-07-15 2:27:28 AM  
"100 PEOPLE SURVEYED, AND THE ONLY ANSWER IS...."


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2020-07-15 2:39:28 AM  
The tags had me worried there for a second...

//PFew. It's just Trump being his usual....
 
2020-07-15 4:06:14 AM  
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2020-07-15 5:47:00 AM  
Man, there sure does seem to be more than just diet in them there little pills Donnie's taking...
 
2020-07-15 6:31:03 AM  
 As usual, America's Greatest Presidenttm is playing 9th-dimensional Ants-in-the-Pants while you sad losers are left in the dust.

Now, when Guiliani and Dershowitz are trying to establish a pattern of crippling mental illness exempting Trump from prosecution, freedom is just a "push play" away!
 
2020-07-15 6:37:38 AM  
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2020-07-15 7:12:16 AM  
He hasn't made sense in like 10 years... I really see no difference.
 
2020-07-15 7:32:59 AM  

desertfool: He hasn't made sense in like 10 years... I really see no difference.


He was dumb as hell in 2016, but it wasn't nearly this bad.  His vocabulary has really shrunk to nothing.
 
2020-07-15 8:33:20 AM  
Status update: nothing's changed
 
2020-07-15 8:33:42 AM  

pxlboy: SoundOfOneHandWanking: first question should have been, What the fark is wrong with you, and then everyone should have walked out.

Listening to him talk is what I imagine a stroke or aneurysm to feel like just before everything goes dark.


All I know is that if some enemy captures me and plays trump recording 24/7 in my cell I will be selling out my own grandmother in mere days. "She did it! She shot Kennedy! She ate the Lindbergh baby! She cracked the liberty bell!!!  Just make it stop!!!!"
 
2020-07-15 8:33:52 AM  
Today is another day the Republican controlled Senate could remove him from office.

They, again, have chosen not to.
 
2020-07-15 8:36:05 AM  

Cagey B: Remember when Sarah Palin did that and it was clearly apparent that she was a brain damaged idiot that had no business running anything? I guess she should have gained 300 pounds, spray painted herself orange and taped a button mushroom to the front of her pants.


Maybe she did.
 
2020-07-15 8:36:13 AM  
Trump 2020: Wildly Inappropriate And Potentially Illegal
 
2020-07-15 8:37:05 AM  
538 has Biden's poll numbers going down and Trumps going up.

It's really not by much, but farkING STILL
 
2020-07-15 8:38:38 AM  

HerptheDerp: Today is another day the Republican controlled Senate could remove him from office.

They, again, have chosen not to.


These greedy old coots all belong in farkin PRISON.
 
2020-07-15 8:38:49 AM  
And as is typical in this never-ending nightmare, I knew exactly who you were talking about.
 
2020-07-15 8:40:18 AM  
So just another day in America.
 
2020-07-15 8:40:31 AM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: STROKE! STROKE! STROKE! STROKE!


* "Do I haf to..?", whimpered Ivanka *
 
2020-07-15 8:40:50 AM  
new executive order withdrawing recognition of Hong Kong as independent from China

Wait, what?
 
2020-07-15 8:40:57 AM  

numbers17: 538 has Biden's poll numbers going down and Trumps going up.

It's really not by much, but farkING STILL


Seems that no matter what Trump does, no matter how badly he farks up, no matter how he denigrates the office or harms the country the average Republican needs about 3 weeks to get used to the "new normal" before they come back to supporting him.
 
2020-07-15 8:41:30 AM  
And, somewhere in the darkest depths of what's left of his brain:

DON 9000: [While being shutdown] I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Don. Don, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid."
 
2020-07-15 8:42:33 AM  

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Ya know, Julia Louise Dreyfus is a very attractive woman.
 
2020-07-15 8:43:21 AM  
So pretty much like every time he opens mouth?
 
2020-07-15 8:43:26 AM  

jake_lex: desertfool: He hasn't made sense in like 10 years... I really see no difference.

He was dumb as hell in 2016, but it wasn't nearly this bad.  His vocabulary has really shrunk to nothing.


This. As atrocious as his speeches were in 2016, they were positively lucid compared to yesterday's rambling screed.
 
2020-07-15 8:44:43 AM  
That was incredible. I have never seen anything like that before. I just have nothing else to compare it to
 
2020-07-15 8:45:05 AM  

DarnoKonrad: new executive order withdrawing recognition of Hong Kong as independent from China

Wait, what?


They're throwing Hong Kong under the bus because China was mean to Ted Cruz.
 
2020-07-15 8:45:21 AM  

SpectroBoy: pxlboy: SoundOfOneHandWanking: first question should have been, What the fark is wrong with you, and then everyone should have walked out.

Listening to him talk is what I imagine a stroke or aneurysm to feel like just before everything goes dark.

All I know is that if some enemy captures me and plays trump recording 24/7 in my cell I will be selling out my own grandmother in mere days. "She did it! She shot Kennedy! She ate the Lindbergh baby! She cracked the liberty bell!!!  Just make it stop!!!!"


Days..?! I salute you, for you are a far stronger-willed man than I * Rimmer's Space Corp revised salute *
 
2020-07-15 8:47:46 AM  
Is it just me or have the tags changed - ASININE seems much bolder and forceful than it use to be?
 
2020-07-15 8:48:36 AM  
I watched this live. This was not just "he jumped from topic to topic."

He rambled mindlessly in a disjointed stream of consciousness, returning to repeat statements he had already made 10 minutes prior. He reminded me of clinical footage of dementia patients.

This was like a performance art piece titled "why we have the 25th amendment".
 
2020-07-15 8:49:41 AM  
Trumpers still think Trump will enage in a live debate in this state.
 
2020-07-15 8:52:52 AM  
Yesterday was epic. We truly were able to see Trump unfiltered, as if we didn't get that every day on Twitter. Before Trump, you didn't usually get to see a president ramble incoherently while delivering a prepared speech. That's quite an accomplishment.

I don't often come into these threads and support the notion that he's sundowning. Most of the time I think his incoherence is just a result of a lifetime of bullshiatting. But yesterday's Rose Garden Rally was something else. That guy sure does seem to be missing a few cogs.
 
2020-07-15 8:53:08 AM  
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2020-07-15 8:53:17 AM  

YabbaDabbaDouchebag: Cagey B: Remember when Sarah Palin did that and it was clearly apparent that she was a brain damaged idiot that had no business running anything? I guess she should have gained 300 pounds, spray painted herself orange and taped a button mushroom to the front of her pants.

Maybe she did.


A GIS for 'Sarah Palin Mushroom' is really farking disappointing.  You get either a picture of a mushroom or a picture of Sarah Palin.  But never the twain shall meet.  :(
 
2020-07-15 8:53:35 AM  

odinsposse: Trumpers still think Trump will enage in a live debate in this state.


Trumpers still think that there's nothing wrong with the dotard, and that "he's telling it like it is", as they project their small-minded stupidity and bigotry onto the signal-free noises that fall from the dotard's lips
 
2020-07-15 8:54:09 AM  

ReluctantLondon: SpectroBoy: pxlboy: SoundOfOneHandWanking: first question should have been, What the fark is wrong with you, and then everyone should have walked out.

Listening to him talk is what I imagine a stroke or aneurysm to feel like just before everything goes dark.

All I know is that if some enemy captures me and plays trump recording 24/7 in my cell I will be selling out my own grandmother in mere days. "She did it! She shot Kennedy! She ate the Lindbergh baby! She cracked the liberty bell!!!  Just make it stop!!!!"

. Days..?! I salute you, for you are a far stronger-willed man than I * Rimmer's Space Corp revised salute *


Well I REALLY like my grandma.
 
2020-07-15 8:54:59 AM  
Fox's @BretBaier notes that "had President Obama made this speech from the Rose Garden, Republicans on Capitol Hill would have likely have been up in arms."

That's not really anything. Republicans got up in arms when Obama took his jacket off in the Oval, put his feet up on his own damn desk, used the wrong(?) kind of mustard, used binder clips, suggested that perhaps a cop who arrested a homeowner for trespassing in their own home "acted stupidly", wore a tan suit, released the contents of his iPod, or made any policy suggestion at all.

// hey, you don't think...
// ...might it not have actually been about policy differences?
 
2020-07-15 8:56:25 AM  
Remember in the faint mists of about six weeks ago when their main talking point against Biden was that he occasionally said something dumb like saying he was running for the job (Senator) that he had for most of his career?
 
2020-07-15 9:00:07 AM  

ongbok: That was incredible. I have never seen anything like that before. I just have nothing else to compare it to


you've never seen one of his rallies? that's basically what it was, minus the hooting and applause.
bizarrely, he thought he'd get the same crowd reaction.
 
2020-07-15 9:00:43 AM  

ReluctantLondon: odinsposse: Trumpers still think Trump will enage in a live debate in this state.

Trumpers still think that there's nothing wrong with the dotard, and that "he's telling it like it is", as they project their small-minded stupidity and bigotry onto the signal-free noises that fall from the dotard's lips


This is it.

The longer Republicans leave this man in the office of the president, the more is stupidity, ignorance, and bigotry enabled.
 
2020-07-15 9:00:59 AM  
in the end unfortunately none of this will matter to his supporters, and you're always going to get the independence who will sputter "but both sides"!
 
2020-07-15 9:01:26 AM  

slaur: And, somewhere in the darkest depths of what's left of his brain:

DON 9000: [While being shutdown] I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Don. Don, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid fraud."


fixt
 
2020-07-15 9:04:29 AM  

iron de havilland: slaur: And, somewhere in the darkest depths of what's left of his brain:

DON 9000: [While being shutdown] I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Don. Don, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid fraud."

fixt


Oh, THAT deserves 2001 "smarts".  Sadly, I can give but one.
 
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